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2013-04-03 04:03 9664018 Anonymous (299102_10151401615812842_1000051001_n.jpg 576x540 51kB)
Why do you hate baby seals Canada? Are they even used for anything? Are they really that important to your economy? Or is the brutal murder of baby seals merely to satiate your uncontrollable violent and erotic urges, so powerful they become indistinguishable from one another?

1 min later 9664038 Anonymous
Stop being a bitch to Canada over inane shit

1 min later 9664047 Anonymous
>2% aren't babies shit seal hunters step it THE FUCK UP

2 min later 9664058 Anonymous
>>9664038 >beating defenseless animals with clubs >inane It wasn't inane when I beat ur mums ass last night.

2 min later 9664065 Anonymous
I enjoy skullfucking baby seals while they are still alive. It's my way of life stop oppressing me.

2 min later 9664072 Anonymous (plaza-toros-bull-fighting-ring.jpg 400x293 54kB)
They should build babysealfighting rings and babysealfight them.

3 min later 9664075 QC
IT IS A METAPHOR FOR VIOLATION AND AGGRESSION ON QUEBECOIS LIBERTY... STOP THE MADNESS, STOP CANADIAN NEOCOLONIAL EMPIRE

3 min later 9664083 Anonymous
>>9664075 seals don't complain much though

4 min later 9664089 Anonymous
>>9664075 Hey QC are you qt woman yet

5 min later 9664103 Anonymous
>2013 >not sealing

5 min later 9664105 Anonymous
In all seriousness, what do you do with baby seals? And why club them?

5 min later 9664110 QC
>>9664018 Yea better let them die slow painful deaths to the various predators that will likely get them instead of having them die relatively quickly. Also, seals are NOT endangered, so fuck off. Better to kill off a few than let them to be overpopulated. The only reason the rest of the world condemns it is because they have the typical greenpeaceshit hypocritical faggot hippy "BUT THEY'RE CUTE SO THEY'RE MORE IMPORTANT" attitude. The very fact that those fucktards care more about the seal hunt in Canada than the shark killings all over the world, or the many insects which are endangered, or the rats who get eradicated in Georgia, shows that they're just a bunch of retards who value "cuteness" over everything else, and therefore they appear good when they post "STOP SEAL GENOCIDE" on Tumblr or w/e other shitty social media people use these days.

5 min later 9664113 Anonymous
>>9664105 nothing, we just do it to take out our anger

5 min later 9664114 Anonymous
for every seal you don't club, I'm going to club 3 1v1 me faggot

5 min later 9664115 ON
>>9664018 It's the fucking territories who are doing that. >>9664089 Québec will always be a neckbeard shitposter that craves attention.

6 min later 9664122 QC
>>9664105 their fur and meat are used.. and I think there is a special reason they are clubbed rather than just painlessly shot. I dont know it tough

6 min later 9664132 Anonymous
>>9664089 What? I thought Ontario was the tranny.

7 min later 9664137 Anonymous
>>9664105 Use every part. The eyeball is a delicacy, seriously. Bullets would damage the pelt. >>9664075 In Quebec terrorism and corruption run rampant. If the Canadian government wasn't there to maintain some degree of law and order Quebec would turn into Somalia withing months.

7 min later 9664138 Anonymous
>>9664105 >he doesn't eat seal flipper pie! laughingnewfies.jpg

7 min later 9664143 Anonymous (1363743683172.gif 200x199 695kB)
>>9664122 wastes bullets

7 min later 9664145 QC
>>9664115 SHUT UP, QUEBEC IS LATIN, QUEBEC IS EUROPEAN, QUEBEC IS OUTSIDE FAT AND CULTURELESS NOTHAMERICA

7 min later 9664146 QC
>>9664122 clubbing isn't as brutal as it looks though. If you're able to aim correctly and hit with enough force you just knock the seal out immediatly (especially if they're young).

7 min later 9664149 Anonymous
>>9664105 This is how Canada release his evil and chaos lust from time to time

7 min later 9664155 Anonymous
>>9664110 >tfw nobody gives a shit about muh blue fin tuna

8 min later 9664156 QC
>>9664137 >In Quebec terrorism runs rampant

8 min later 9664160 Anonymous
>>9664156 whoa ahmed don't blow me up

9 min later 9664176 Anonymous
Someone has to mantain the natural balance of seal population and kill them since the bears where decimated by the canadians themselves

9 min later 9664180 Anonymous
>>9664156 It is a well known fact that most Muslim terrorists from outside the middle east were trained in Quebec.

10 min later 9664198 QC
>>9664180 success breeds big boom

10 min later 9664205 Anonymous
>>9664122 Bullets destroy their fur

10 min later 9664216 QC
>>9664205 are you phd

10 min later 9664219 Anonymous
>>9664145 D-Don't club me, monster. >>9664149 It happens once a month. Glad to know at least one of our parents knew why we act like this.

12 min later 9664240 Anonymous
Last year my cousin from Canada came here for vaccation. At some point he got bored and I suggested going clubbing... Monk seal population declined even further that night...

13 min later 9664260 Anonymous
>>9664240 ohh greece...

14 min later 9664292 Anonymous
>>9664240 pay denbts

15 min later 9664312 Anonymous
Canadians, can you even get erections when you're not clubbing baby seals, or is it a necessary part of your mating ritual? Is it an intimate practice between a single mate, or is seal clubbing followed by a full on orgy?

16 min later 9664318 Anonymous
>>9664292 >>9664260 every seal clubbed is 1000 dollars off his denbt he's fine now

16 min later 9664331 Anonymous
>>9664312 m8 you know viagra is 99% seal blood right

21 min later 9664432 Anonymous
>Live in North >No food around, everything is expensive >Get treated like shit from Government >Getting worried about food >Go outside and purchase a club >See a seal >Run at it, crying as I club the thing >Cook and eat it up >HOLY SHIT THIS IS FUCKING DELICIOUS >Continue beating seals because my Government allows me too >Later I realize that the seals are easier to club and more chewy when they're kiddies >Bash kiddie seals >Mfw americans cry over natural selection Lel

21 min later 9664442 Anonymous
>>9664137 >The eyeball is a delicacy have you tried it? What's it like?

23 min later 9664471 Anonymous (fat-Canadian.jpg 400x270 9kB)
>>9664432 >natural selection

23 min later 9664486 Anonymous
>>9664471 >American calling others fat I'm sure you're 6'4 and 200lbs of muscle, aren't you buddy?

24 min later 9664502 Anonymous
>>9664132 Oh fuck it's not QC?

25 min later 9664509 Anonymous
>>9664486 every white american outside the south is as skinny as an Asian

26 min later 9664526 Anonymous
Don't hate on Canada so much, killing baby animals is the only way they can feel powerful anymore.

27 min later 9664546 Anonymous
>>9664526 1812

28 min later 9664568 Anonymous
>>9664486 I'm just saying humans have escaped natual selection. Everything from surgeries, over teh counter drugs, to glasses prevent us from succumbing to it so that's a a really stupid thing to bring up if you're serious.

28 min later 9664570 Anonymous
>>9664546 Canada officially became The Dominion of Canada on July 1, 1867

28 min later 9664578 Anonymous
>>9664570 1812 stay mad retart

30 min later 9664601 Anonymous
>>9664578 What can I say the brits got us with a nice shot, I don't know why you're so excited about it.

30 min later 9664608 Anonymous
>>9664601 1812 stupid burger probal crying at tab

31 min later 9664615 Anonymous
>>9664568 >implying sexual selection is not part of natural selection >implying any organism can truly escape natural selection Sure is Bio 101 in here...

31 min later 9664628 QC
>>9664608 >Chateauguay

31 min later 9664630 Anonymous
>>9664608 Whatever makes you feel better about being a sub and clubbing seals Canada, now send me more oil

32 min later 9664638 Anonymous
>>9664628 im sorry poutinefrog I dont speak your gay latino langauge

34 min later 9664683 Anonymous
>>9664630 gotta get it from china now

35 min later 9664696 QC
>>9664628 Here's an interesting read btw, looking at the part our (French Canadians) part during the war of 1812, and looking beyond the Battle of Chateauguay I have it favorited under the name "Canadian revisionism" https://www.google.ca/url?sa=t&rct= j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=5&ved=0CE 8QFjAE&url=https%3A%2F%2Fpi.library .yorku.ca%2Fojs%2Findex.php%2Fhssh% 2Farticle%2Fdownload%2F4291%2F3489& ei=FN9MUdD3Fa224APxqoHoDg&usg=AFQjC NFNsmx3YH6QVudcJnWwN05eDt9eew&sig2= qlwwfSHf2CxBL-PNpeBp0A&bvm=bv.44158 598,d.cWE&cad=rja

35 min later 9664706 Anonymous
>>9664683 But doesn't China buy their oil from Iran?

36 min later 9664709 Anonymous
>>9664615 they surely aren't subject to the same consequences as baby seals

39 min later 9664771 QC
>>9664638 You should recognize this name, but as any ignorant uneducated Canadian fucktard (that exclude other ones), you don't. Your government tries really hard to appropriate itself this battle (and about any involvement of our part in this war between loyalists and Americans) where we, with natives, fought it, and it was far from fighting it on our will.

40 min later 9664786 Anonymous (seal or no seal.jpg 550x366 36kB)
Quality American thread >2013 >not clubbing

41 min later 9664812 Anonymous
>>9664786 >filename.jpg lel

41 min later 9664822 QC
>>9664771 pretty much this. I'd also add that the main motivation (when there was some) for defending Lower Canada was fear of the anti-catholic attitude of the Americans, and nothing about defending British territory. the amount of historical revisionism regarding the war of 1812 is astounding (especially since Stephen Hitler is our PM).

42 min later 9664828 Anonymous
Fun to kill, chewy meat

44 min later 9664870 Anonymous
>>9664786 >American >Topic is on Canada >Most of the posts are from Canadians

51 min later 9664991 Anonymous
>>9664822 >for defending Lower Canada was fear of the anti-catholic attitude of the Americans, and nothing about defending British territory. But that's pretty much common knowledge.

52 min later 9665022 QC
>>9664991 >that >common knowledge common knowledge for those who actually study the slightest bit of Canadian and/or Quebec history, maybe certainly not common knowledge for the general masses

54 min later 9665050 Anonymous (seal_hunt_13sfw.jpg 468x299 44kB)
GET ON MY LEVEL ROTW!

57 min later 9665102 Anonymous
>>9664991 Shit, even Upper Canada didn't care much much for defending the crown. They cared more for low taxes and property rights, and keeping Americans from torching houses, which they very much enjoyed.

59 min later 9665143 Anonymous (The.Cove.2009.720p.WEB-DL.DD5.1.AVC-OpTn8.mkv_snapshot_01.18.43_[2013.03.24_20.42.07].jpg 1280x714 109kB)
>STOP KILLING WHAT I THINK IS CUTE it's just the Inuits and they do it to live, it's just an animal

1 hours later 9665167 Anonymous
Humans are the superior species on Earth. That means we are allowed to do whatever the fuck we want, be it eating baby seals or making coats out of kitten fur.

1 hours later 9665184 Anonymous
>>9665143 >filename.jpg >story about japs killing dolphins >lol'd

1 hours later 9665210 Anonymous
>>9665184 it was like some award-winning movie but it was fucking retarded. just some hippies crying because they thought dolphins are cute so they called it a crime even though it's completely legal.

1 hours later 9665291 Anonymous
>>9665210 It used to be completely legal to own black people as property.

1 hours later 9665292 Anonymous
>>9665210 There is a proper way to handle them without breaching any international agreements, jussayin' http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94W4 trkb1Pw

1 hours later 9665387 Anonymous
>>9665291 you know that's an absurd argument right? tell me why eating a cute animal is worse than eating a cow or pig. only some dolphins are endangered so sustainable farming is certainly doable.

1 hours later 9665432 Anonymous
>>9665387 I was countering your argument that it's legality has no barring on whether or not a policy is just. I think it is ok to eat animals, but clubbing them is cruel. >inb4 I bet you had McDonald's once

1 hours later 9665569 Anonymous
>>9665432 Well, yeah but just because some laws are unjust doesn't mean all laws are unjust, and activists haven't really provided any compelling evidence for why it is unjust to kill dolphins besides 'hurr look how cure they are.' or 'muh cetacean intelligence!' or 'muh endangered species!!'

1 hours later 9665703 Anonymous
>>9665432 comparing laws regarding humans and animals is like apples and oranges. It's similar to going "Yeah you say its OK to kill dolphins, Hitler said it was OK to kill jews! so you are wrong"

1 hours later 9665852 Anonymous
Canada doesn't seem to know that fucking much about this shit. Seal clubbing isn't even solely territoriality. It's done along the St. Lawrence Gulf, mostly. Can't blame inuit. And we don't do it out of anger, we do it because their pelts, meat and fur are highly valued.

1 hours later 9665939 Anonymous
The gulf of St.Lawrence is boring as fuck. What do you expect them to do for fun? The seals aren't even endangered anyways. They also age differently than people do, a three month old is an adolescent, not a baby.

1 hours later 9666080 Anonymous
There are too many of them.

1 hours later 9666142 QC (Goya_Draw1.jpg 411x599 56kB)
Who care about the seal. The worst crime of Canada is the social alienation of the French-Canadian. Pic related: How it still to often feel to be a French-Canadian in Canada.

1 hours later 9666165 Anonymous
>>9666142 Why are you so autistic.

2 hours later 9666235 QC
>>9666165 I'm not mad at you as an individual for being ignorant. The Anglos institution are to blame first. Can expect that the mass educate himself.

2 hours later 9666237 Anonymous
>>9666165 Why are you so autistic.

2 hours later 9666778 Anonymous (LOL.png 314x355 225kB)
>>9666142

3 hours later 9667052 Anonymous (SNF2808ICE-682_459877a.jpg 682x400 130kB)


3 hours later 9667069 Anonymous (209493_1691369494843_4278229_o.jpg 2048x1536 833kB)
FLESH OF BABY GIVE ME STRENGTH OnT: Do you have any idea how annoying seals are, OP?

3 hours later 9667113 Anonymous
>>9665050 jesus, I mean we like to kill kangaroos but we don't slaughter them in a blood frenzy.

3 hours later 9667249 Anonymous
>>9664122 >painlessly shot If they don't hit the head or the heart they'd squirm around in pain for hours until they finally die of blood loss. Clubbing to the head kills instantly, they don't even know what hits them. It's not rocket science you fucking morons.

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