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2013-04-01 03:59 9611067 Anonymous (-1687588964_UN-Security-Council-room,-minutes-before-a-meeting-was-due-to-begin.jpg 1204x798 151kB)
ITT: We pretend we're in an UN meeting. Gentlemen.. What do you all think about making weed legal in every UN country? And please China, don't veto it.

1 min later 9611096 Anonymous
Russia, nuke those multikulti homos.

1 min later 9611106 Anonymous
That's not what the UN does retard

2 min later 9611115 Anonymous
>>9611096 Please, please. We're not here to make war.

3 min later 9611140 Anonymous
Mexico demands more asbestos!

6 min later 9611195 Anonymous
Chairman! North Korea just sent me a very threatening note.

6 min later 9611211 Anonymous
>>9611140 China, veto this shit.

35 min later 9611926 Anonymous
murika moves to open topic A

50 min later 9612256 Anonymous
I need to poop, where is the bathroom?

53 min later 9612333 Anonymous
Leads up to harder drugs since denmark has a real problem with that. What people also do not understand is that when they use drugs the only thing they do is support the U.S in funding rebels to over throw governments for the sanctity of the global economy.

54 min later 9612355 Anonymous
Dragg is dragg. That is all.

1 hours later 9612555 Anonymous
Gentlemen the people are loosing faith in us yet again, we need to make them believe the UN is actually doing something useful instead of wasting valuable time and money! >I suggest we make Lady gaga a goodwill ambassador, that'll make us cool and hip, people will think we get "jigggy with it".

1 hours later 9612595 Anonymous
Marijuana has been known to make children turn into drug addicts, has killed people, and can cause health side effects including mental retardation and AIDS. The United States will veto all efforts to legalize weed. Now let's talk about Israel.

1 hours later 9612621 Anonymous
>>9612333 What, no we don't

1 hours later 9612699 Anonymous (egeland.jpg 960x640 39kB)
Let me know when there's war and all is hell.

1 hours later 9612714 Anonymous
>>9611067 What are we gonna do about Africa gentlemen? Should we just kill of all niggers in that continent and use Africa's resources sparingly? It sounds like the best idea to me.

1 hours later 9612721 Anonymous
>>9612621 Then the news does not report it because Denmark is a famous hub for drug trafficking. People start out with weed but soon get tired of it and turn into heroin. Denmark has a special police force constantly cracking down on sage houses more often than before.

1 hours later 9612742 Anonymous
>>9612714 Why not just forgive the debt, kick out the jews, and stop backing corrupt dictators?

1 hours later 9612768 Anonymous (1359461297397.jpg 453x576 115kB)
>>9612721 >Denmark has a special police force constantly cracking down on sage houses more often than before. What No we don't.

1 hours later 9612787 Anonymous
>>9612742 It seems like no matter what happens corrupt dictators get in charge. I'm beginning to run out of patience with these coons.

1 hours later 9612811 Anonymous
You guys. North Korea refuses to send more snow plz gib or i veto

1 hours later 9612817 Anonymous
>>9612714 Kill all Africans with Polio virus. Distribute the rights to resources according to G20 rankings.

1 hours later 9612822 Anonymous
>>9612787 But y'know, we ARE the ones that put em in charge after all.

2 hours later 9614674 Anonymous
USA, UK is looking me baddly

2 hours later 9614941 Anonymous
Send more aid plz Send more money plz Send some snow plz

2 hours later 9614961 TheWyoming
LEVetoface.Is

2 hours later 9615008 Anonymous
>>9612817 Hey, make a referendum so we can unite.

3 hours later 9615030 Anonymous (Poleling makes staring duel.jpg 400x500 18kB)
>>9614674

3 hours later 9615073 Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scUI cye5HVI

3 hours later 9615077 Anonymous
I WANT AN EMPIRE

3 hours later 9615114 Anonymous
>>9615077 India veto your request.

3 hours later 9615243 Anonymous
Guys stop making us accept refugees and then being mad at us for not accepting all of them We...we...we're full..

3 hours later 9615381 Anonymous
>>9611195 Then we will be very angry, and we will write them a letter telling them how angry we are.

3 hours later 9615430 Anonymous (546835_153419234802701_1917293442_n.jpg 451x700 24kB)
Vote Aye

3 hours later 9615514 Anonymous
I have no particular exception of it

8 hours later 9618864 Anonymous
I request the UN's help in making sure Canada is fully annexed by the United States! In return I'll make weed legal.

8 hours later 9618879 Anonymous
LAS MALVINAS SON ARGENTINAS

8 hours later 9618909 Anonymous
>>9612768 oh shit. those guys aren't with you Denmark?

8 hours later 9618920 Anonymous
Since anything, that goes beyond a friendly discussion and exchange in opinions, may damage our relationship to any of the nations that already take part in it, we have decided to not participate in said meeting.

8 hours later 9618957 Anonymous
bomb syria now!

8 hours later 9618997 Anonymous (images.jpg 193x261 8kB)
allah akbar

8 hours later 9619124 Anonymous
gentlemen, let's talk about palestine recognition

8 hours later 9619138 NIGEL
>>9619124 Sure why the fuck not

8 hours later 9619177 Anonymous
>>9618920 we just voted on it and we decided we will attend anyway.

8 hours later 9619208 Anonymous (1363558986424.png 1204x1268 663kB)
Chairman id like to propose that Wilno and Lwów return to Poland. Or else we will export more bydlo to western countries.

8 hours later 9619229 Anonymous
>>9619208 pls stop the Polish invasion.

8 hours later 9619235 Anonymous
>>9619124 Question to the floor, "What is a palestine?" You mean Israel yes? Israel recognition is in full effect.

8 hours later 9619290 Anonymous (1350151664408.gif 567x275 2032kB)
We declare war on Switzerland because fuck you

9 hours later 9619295 Anonymous
>>9619208 We gonna blow you up now Allah akbar

9 hours later 9619298 NIGEL (1361878280159.jpg 294x200 6kB)
Requesting the floor for one moment please Today our intelligence services found several WMD sites located just outside the capital of Argentina. These WMD sites have anti Israel slogans on them and loads of Arabic writing. I suggest nothing less then a full blown invasion and levelling of the entire country. I'll be seated now

9 hours later 9619299 Anonymous
>>9619177 Damn you, Welshland! You always fall in our back. This makes us look like we're lacking unity!

9 hours later 9619300 Anonymous
>>9619235 nah man. still half world doesn't recognize it. Palestine is that occupied nation in the middle east.

9 hours later 9619321 flipbro
>>9619298 >Implying thats a bad thing.

9 hours later 9619330 Anonymous
>>9619298 I say, Ay! British empire lead the coalition!

9 hours later 9619345 NIGEL (1360546110113.jpg 242x251 31kB)
>>9619321 This just in they have a missile that says on the side "Oil" and underneath it says "Come and get us fatties"

9 hours later 9619348 Anonymous (coca-cola swastika.jpg 399x455 44kB)
>>9619295 The germans killed 6 billion trillions of juice, you are only of 3 millions, and we still have the infrastructure... Apart from that how is your day? Neighbour.

9 hours later 9619361 Anonymous
Colorado lends it's support

9 hours later 9619369 Magyar (2rM6.jpg 787x634 103kB)
>>9618997 Hello I am ambassador for Hungary, I have a letter from Jobbik directed at Romania. We humbly await your response. Thank you.

9 hours later 9619373 Anonymous
We should make a referendum that state any nation with less than 100 million population should not be a country

9 hours later 9619375 Anonymous
>>9619290 >http://www.cbsnews.com/2100-202_16 2-6247132.html Sounds familiar.

9 hours later 9619392 Anonymous (1361043127236.jpg 1162x850 222kB)
>>9619369 I support this on behalf of polan

9 hours later 9619409 Anonymous
lets free north korea. i've had it with that jongun moron.

9 hours later 9619415 Magyar (1362774962118.png 1448x892 449kB)
>>9619392 Haha! It is time for us to be heroes!

9 hours later 9619435 Anonymous (1351967829124.jpg 396x385 36kB)
gentlemen, it has come to our attention that the EU countries don't want to give us money anymore, we demand sanctions against Germany and France for not paying our debts.

9 hours later 9619461 flipbro
>>9619435 But if they dont pay debt and you dont pay debts then who pay debts?

9 hours later 9619481 Anonymous
>>9619461 What debts?

9 hours later 9619504 Anonymous
>>9619461 but >muh greek ancient contributions

9 hours later 9619514 Anonymous (a.jpg 1069x438 150kB)
>>9619369 hello we don't accept letters from extremist parties

9 hours later 9619522 Anonymous
I say we all vote to give back the UK its Empire. >What a great idea UK! I know, all in favour say white.

9 hours later 9619554 Magyar (stronk.png 988x794 567kB)
>>9619514 HURRY POLAND, GRAB HIM BY THE LEGS, IT IS TIME FOR US TO SHINE. HE CANNOT ESCAPE NOW, HE FELL FOR THE TRAP. RAM THAT PLUNGER IN HIS FAGGOT MOUTH.

9 hours later 9619583 Anonymous (ghaddafi[1].jpg 415x275 42kB)
>>9619375 And you thought I gave up? I'm still alive and will take over this country to finish what I started.

9 hours later 9619588 Anonymous
>>9611067 STOP IRAN DA NUKES YUO NAZI SCUMS MUH 6 BILLION

9 hours later 9619628 Anonymous
>>9619588 Israel, please ok ok don't be angry USA why you of not listening to Israel?

9 hours later 9619660 Anonymous
>>9619588 oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit better go and check my privilege >>>/s4s/

9 hours later 9619696 flipbro
>>9619588 If you want us to do something you have to make it 6 trillion

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