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2013-03-30 05:46 9561762 Anonymous (imfuckedyourfuckedwereallfucked.gif 2560x1620 420kB)
My fellow Americans, how fucked are you for the upcoming WWIII nuclear war?

2 min later 9561808 Anonymous
Can't even see my county fucked.

2 min later 9561815 Anonymous
>>9561762 I'm going to rape you so I'd say it will be you who is the most fucked

3 min later 9561821 Anonymous
kansas here. i'm feeling pretty good about my chances. you have a better chance of being hit by a flying cow than a nuke around here.

3 min later 9561823 Anonymous
>>9561762 Why are they shooting so many nukes at the empty space in montana, north dakota and between wyoming and nebraska?

4 min later 9561842 Anonymous
>>9561762 >all those 500 targets that cross the border Was nice knowing you guys.

4 min later 9561853 Anonymous
>>9561823 muh military bases, missle silos, and cheyenne mountain

5 min later 9561863 Anonymous
>>9561823 Because that's where our nukes are. The point of nuking isn't to kill civilians, it's to destory military targets, even though both happen

5 min later 9561868 Anonymous
>>9561823 Nuclear weapon storage areas, I'd assume.

6 min later 9561882 Anonymous
>>9561762 East NC here. Guess we'll be the only east coasters left besides Maine.

7 min later 9561896 Anonymous
>>9561853 >>9561863 But so fucking many? there are a lot of other bases that only get one nuke. Could it be taht those are your secret burger storages?

7 min later 9561900 Anonymous
>>9561762 Hehehe... wait... how far to the south the fallout could go?

8 min later 9561913 Anonymous
My county is attacked in a 2000 warhead scenario. All we have is a nuclear power plant. Wonder how much fallout that would cause.

9 min later 9561938 Anonymous
>>9561896 The whereabouts of our tactical burger reserves is not to be discussed here Germoney.

10 min later 9561947 Anonymous
>>9561815 one of my fetishes :3

13 min later 9561998 Anonymous
>>9561762 >Nuking Detriot Really? Those nukes are better spent frying open uninhabited fields of corn. At least the corn has some value.

15 min later 9562033 Anonymous
I live in new Brunswick. I'm close to some of the targets but I think I'm safe. None are really north enough in the eastern part of he states to hit me but my girlfriend lives in Virginia and I'm pissed. She still doesn't know where the targets are.

16 min later 9562050 Anonymous
>>9561998 Shhh, if you keep this up they might change their mind

17 min later 9562066 Anonymous
>>9561947 It would be happening even if it wasn't your fetish

18 min later 9562072 Anonymous
>>9562050 DETROIT IS THE PINNACLE OF HUMAN CIVILIZATION.

18 min later 9562086 Anonymous
>>9561998 You guys might even drop down a rank or two for crime rate on the international scale.

19 min later 9562105 Anonymous
>>9561762 So will North Korea nuke you? Are you ready?

20 min later 9562130 Anonymous
>>9561842 hug me bro, I'm scared

20 min later 9562133 Anonymous
>>9562105 My county is safe. The fallout will get me though, I'm sure. We don't have basements in Texas :(

21 min later 9562154 Anonymous
>>9562133 Fuck, forgot about the fallout... I'm fucked in new Brunswick then.

22 min later 9562158 Anonymous
>>9561762 so many black people live in nuke spots

23 min later 9562182 Anonymous
>>9561762 That's a 30 year old map bruh. At least a 30 year old map.

26 min later 9562235 Anonymous
>>9562033 Surry nuclear power plant. that big ass bunker in the appalachians and other secretive shit is what will be nuked in good ol Virginia

27 min later 9562246 Anonymous
>>9561762 >tfw safe and surrounded by hills and forest.

27 min later 9562260 Anonymous
>>9562235 I really hope she's OK though.

27 min later 9562261 Anonymous
Well Bill, I'm pretty much raped, that's all I can say.

27 min later 9562264 Anonymous
looks like i'm safe, worried about the fallout tho

29 min later 9562285 Anonymous
>Live in downtown Atlanta Welp, guys. I'm gone. So is any chance of escape considering everything 60~ miles from my place is fucked. ;_;

29 min later 9562291 Anonymous
fucking amerishits, if all the beheadings weren't enough you are also getting us killed with your bullshit

30 min later 9562294 Anonymous
>>9562033 yeah shes gonna die broski

31 min later 9562313 Anonymous
>live in Greenville, on the outskirts of Dallas Surely the fallout won't be that bad here, right? Will they even nuke Dallas?

32 min later 9562334 Anonymous
>>9562291 I know right? If we deported all the Mexican gangs back to your country, the drug trafficking would go way down.

34 min later 9562357 Anonymous
>>9562334 i dont know but please protect socal

34 min later 9562358 Anonymous
>>9562294 No need to be blunt about it, I'm really hoping the missiles are stopped before they reach america.

35 min later 9562387 Anonymous
And who exactly would be bombing us?

35 min later 9562389 Anonymous
Is there is a map of this kind for europe?

36 min later 9562396 Anonymous
>>9562387 The USSR. Like I said that map is ancient.

37 min later 9562413 Anonymous
>>9561998 The Detroit metro area has some 4 million people in it. I'd nuke it if I were in charge.

37 min later 9562417 Anonymous
>>9562358 The US has the best missile defense system in the world. Don't worry canadabro

39 min later 9562454 Anonymous
>>9562358 >>9562417 This. Google: Aegis, THAAD, and Patriot missiles

40 min later 9562462 Anonymous
>>9562396 Well who would be a more current relevant perpetrator? DPRK?

41 min later 9562480 Anonymous
>>9562417 I know but for some reason my mind keeps telling me that something will go wrong and I just can't stand the thought of her just being done. Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't want anybody getting bombed regardless of whether I even knew her or not but when somebody you love has their life threatened. I just wish I was old enough to enlist. If north Korea pulls anything the whole god damn Anglo Saxon alliance should shit fury on them. Thanks for the reassurance though.

42 min later 9562491 Anonymous
Dallasfag here. Completely fucked.

43 min later 9562510 Anonymous
>>9561762 I'm 45 minutes away from Albany. Pretty fucked, but not incinerated, I don't think.

44 min later 9562531 Anonymous
>>9562491 Fug, man. You ever been around Midlothian or Cedar Hill?

44 min later 9562533 Anonymous
I'm having a hard time figuring out why there are even good possibilities of Knoxville and surrounding areas being attacked. Pretty tiny place to call a city if you've ever been.

46 min later 9562562 Anonymous
>>9562454 This also makes me feel a lot better, thanks bro >captcha: best knare

46 min later 9562567 Anonymous
Is this from North Korea?

47 min later 9562572 Anonymous
>>9562462 Russia is literally the only country on earth with the arsenal to pull off the kind of shit in OP's map. China *might* be able to pull off purple triangle if they go all-out. Fortunately, Putin isn't stupid or psychotic enough to get into that kind of situation. I don't think he'd start firing nukes off for anything other than a massive invasion of Russia itself.

47 min later 9562573 Anonymous
>>9562567 Nope, but they would most likely go for the same targets, it's USSR I think,

47 min later 9562579 Anonymous
>>9562531 Close to Cedar Hill, but not in it. You're there? See you on the other side, bro.

48 min later 9562599 Anonymous
Close to Charlotte. I MIGHT live

48 min later 9562605 Anonymous
great reader is bluffing. he won't do shit. Also, JIDF monitoring this thread, tell navy seals Pun Yun Chi is a primary VIP that need's to be extracted ASAP.

48 min later 9562609 Anonymous
>tfw I live in a crappy city no one knows or cares about (Laredo, hundreds of miles southwest of Austin and San Antonio in Texas) but I'm still a target

49 min later 9562616 Anonymous
>>9562572 what about china???? are they crazy enough? They hate us man, they're just looking for an excuse!

49 min later 9562618 Anonymous
>>9562480 >>9562454 Don't mean to put a damper on you guys, but only THAAD and Ground-Based Midcourse Defense system is capable of intercepting ICBMs at the extremely fast velocity they travel with. Aegis and Patriot systems are not fast enough to intercept ICBMs. We definitely have enough to cancel out shitty ass North Korea tho.

49 min later 9562620 Anonymous (ashes[1].jpg 640x480 103kB)
Portland here

49 min later 9562622 Anonymous
I read through some of the US missile defense wiki's (THAAD, Aegis, PATRIOT) and I'm a bit worried each one says it's made to intercept small-medium missiles, but it also has ICBM-intercept CAPABILITIES. Which means it wasn't designed to intercept ICBM's, but it'l try anyway. Any fellow Americans want to reassure me?

50 min later 9562639 Anonymous
>>9562622 We can't really state that they'll intercept ICBMs because it'll make the other nuclear powers buttmad.

52 min later 9562660 Anonymous
>>9562622 read >>9562618 Only the GMD and THAAD systems are capable of intercepting ICBMs.

52 min later 9562661 Anonymous
>>9562616 You're their biggest customer and supplier and you owe each other too much, they won't do anything

52 min later 9562668 Anonymous
>>9562639 The UN is always trying to disarm us. >hurr durr, the US defense is too strong, it's not fair to Russia and China

55 min later 9562707 Anonymous
I think at this point it's just all you Americans, me and the mexifag. On another note, glad to see nobody's insulting the Canadian and Mexican in this thread. That's rare.

56 min later 9562725 Anonymous
>>9562668 But it's not fair, and you have the potential to be a huge bully. because they told me you aren't that already. I fear the day...

57 min later 9562738 Anonymous
>>9562616 I bet you also believe that China is communist.

57 min later 9562749 Anonymous
>>9562707 >>9562725 If nukes start flying, we got your backs.

58 min later 9562765 Anonymous
>>9562725 Well it's best for them to be stacked and just let the Chinese and Russians to bounce off them than to be average and risk losing much more lives than they would normally I'm case Russia or China attacked. Warfare isn't fair.

59 min later 9562776 Anonymous
>>9562749 Thanks America, you are a great ally. :3

59 min later 9562777 Anonymous
>>9562749 Thanks, big bro.

1 hours later 9562799 Anonymous
>>9562765 It's sad to see there are still differences between Washington and Moscow. But doing things right could be a point of balance. Having only one super power could be dangerous as fuck too.

1 hours later 9562809 Anonymous
>tfw living in a new york metro area

1 hours later 9562832 Anonymous (Aegis_bmd_mda.jpg 720x540 54kB)
dat emblem

1 hours later 9562836 Anonymous
I thought best Korea said they were attacking sometime today though? I really hope worst Korea kicks their ass

1 hours later 9562848 Anonymous
>>9562809 METRO 2033, New York. A round 20 000 New New Yorkers live inside the metro stations, seeking refuge from the hordes of Mexican mutants affected by the nuclear holocaust in world war 3.

1 hours later 9562884 Anonymous
>>9562660 But the GMD's latest intercept test (Dec 15 2010) was a failure. :S However, its latest non-intercept test was a success. itssomething.jpg

1 hours later 9562918 Anonymous (dpGBfwy.gif 2000x1728 184kB)
>>9562848 But they keep us Canadian ,mutants as pets because, y'know. We can hold doors open for them and talk funny and make syrup

1 hours later 9562924 Anonymous
>>9561762 Haven't your ABMs rendered cold war-era ICBMs obsolete? I don't think that China or Russia have a sufficient number of MIRVs to counter your defences.

1 hours later 9562942 Anonymous
>>9562738 no need to be mean. my feelings are hurt. But I legitimately think US-China relations are a bit tense at the moment.

1 hours later 9562954 Anonymous
>Los Angeles. FUG. :DDDDD

1 hours later 9562975 Anonymous
>>9562954 >tfw family in LA. aham.. they... are .. there.. .legally...

1 hours later 9562978 Anonymous
>>9562942 Nah only when usa is energy independent will there be war

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