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2013-03-29 07:47 9549486 Anonymous (dumb murricans.jpg 635x642 76kB)
Can Americans really so stupid that they can't write in their own language or are they just lazy? Does this type of spelling happen in your language?

1 min later 9549520 Gringo
I've seen some shit in spanish text speak so, yes it does happen

2 min later 9549542 Anonymous
we have our own illetrate too

2 min later 9549543 Anonymous
Sure, bydlos have always had their own slang.

3 min later 9549554 Anonymous
>>9549542 Give me examples of French nigger speak

3 min later 9549564 Anonymous
Criminal contingent, hiphopers or 12 year old kids usually write in retarded version of Lithuanian

4 min later 9549593 Anonymous
She wrote 5/21 words correctly, which is actually quite impressive if you take into account what she looks like.

5 min later 9549599 Anonymous
Dumb Dutch people all speak with lots of Papiamentu, Molukku and Surinam slang, even the white ones.

6 min later 9549609 Anonymous
i think it happens in every language... :(

6 min later 9549615 Anonymous
>>9549593 4 words actually

7 min later 9549633 Anonymous
That shit everywhere.

7 min later 9549635 Anonymous
>>9549599 wtf?

7 min later 9549647 Anonymous
Was worse some years ago, people used other letters that can prounanc in similar ways Q=K S=Z/X

7 min later 9549654 Anonymous
>>9549635 Sorry? What are you wtf-ing at?

8 min later 9549666 Anonymous
>>9549486 same all over.343 rdmeet

8 min later 9549668 Anonymous
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9 min later 9549698 Anonymous
>>9549668 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQuR 8LVKhUE Sounds awesome in Duke's voice.

10 min later 9549705 Anonymous
>>9549654 I think you're hanging around with the wrong crowd. The only ones over here who combine Dutch with a negro tongue are usually mutts or other degenerates.

10 min later 9549719 Anonymous (1345305548139.jpg 357x361 21kB)
>>9549486 >Can Americans really so stupid that they can't write in their own language or are they just lazy? >Can Americans really so stupid that they can't write >Can Americans really so stupid >Can Americans really so

11 min later 9549730 Anonymous
>>9549719 blame canada

12 min later 9549749 Anonymous
Definitely not just in America, unfortunately. I say all those humanoids be all sent to the gas chambers.

15 min later 9549808 Anonymous
>>9549615 Because she used a lowercase i? Well she didn't use anything besides lowercase letters so I counted that in but yeah.

16 min later 9549836 Anonymous
>>9549705 Same in England. Even white people use alot of Jamaican slang.

17 min later 9549847 Anonymous
>>9549808 6 words actually. hate boyfriend i want to if

18 min later 9549886 Anonymous
>>9549486 Are you sure shes americunt? Usually its retard brits who type that badly.

19 min later 9549898 Anonymous
>>9549847 She wrote "boyfrend"

19 min later 9549902 Anonymous
>>9549847 >boyfrend But to answer OP. Yes we have those here as well. Though it's generally less accepted to post illiterate shit on facebook once you're an adult.

20 min later 9549924 Anonymous (quebec flag.gif 900x587 33kB)
>>9549554

21 min later 9549933 Anonymous
>>9549924 Oh boy here we go again...

21 min later 9549937 Anonymous
>>9549486 Yes, it happens in Spanish When I was younger and was learning english, I admired 'Murrikans and UK inhabbitants because I didn't see shit-speaking on boards and games When I learnt the language, I noticed that my whole childhood was a lie.

22 min later 9549974 Anonymous
>>9549554 wallah kes tu mparl batar ? jvais tniker ta mere fdp

23 min later 9549981 Anonymous
>>9549886 No idea. There's really nothing in that picture that looks un-American to me, but we don't really have much info to go off besides the fatty and a few faucets and knobs. I heard that British bathrooms don't usually have electrical sockets in them? I don't see a socket in that room, which is strange because American bathrooms usually have at least one, for a hairdryer/electric toothbrush charger/etc.

25 min later 9550019 Anonymous
>>9549633 post some jailbait KGZ qt3.14's plz

27 min later 9550060 Anonymous
>>9549974 Looks like Welsh

27 min later 9550067 Anonymous
>>9549486 Yes, most young people use slang, me too.

27 min later 9550083 Anonymous
The funny thing is it's not that these people don't usually know how to spell it's that they think it's cool to spell this way.

28 min later 9550091 Anonymous
>>9549898 >>9549902 Oh shit. Didn't even notice

29 min later 9550104 Anonymous (ebonics.jpg 500x548 71kB)
Ebonics is a whole separate language. Anyone who speaks it is probably a total retard cum fly me out mafucka

29 min later 9550109 Anonymous
>>9550083 we be so edgy xD

30 min later 9550125 Anonymous
>>9550104 >Hardindapaint porquoi

31 min later 9550147 Anonymous
It's very faint, but the power socket in the background looks Australian.

31 min later 9550160 Anonymous
>>9550104 Ebonics is cool. For example: The phrase "He be workin" doesn't mean that the subject happens to be working at the present time, but that he is employed.

32 min later 9550191 Anonymous
>>9550160 It's cool in the sense that it's a.) inaccurate b.) too far removed from its host language, which causes ambiguity and c.) full-plebeian level. No thanks.

36 min later 9550289 Anonymous
>>9550191 It's not vague since it's internally consistent. Just because you don't know the dialect's rules doesn't mean it's vague.

37 min later 9550308 Anonymous (1363582927096.jpg 348x383 56kB)
>>9549924

37 min later 9550319 Anonymous
Happens a lot in Spanish. I don't know and don't want to know why.

4 hours later 9554817 Anonymous
>>9549486 I have money on she being the daughter of a single mother.

4 hours later 9554862 Anonymous
>>9549924 i huehue'd

4 hours later 9554870 Anonymous
>>9550060 lel

4 hours later 9554913 Anonymous
>>9549974 >>9550060 U wot m8 it looks like fucking zulu

4 hours later 9555031 Anonymous
>>9554817 I have money on her being on that nigger cock.

4 hours later 9555041 Anonymous
>>9549486 I think the spanish speaking people write like that.

4 hours later 9555248 Anonymous
>>9550289 >internally consistent It's also consistently incorrect. Don't spout descriptivist nonsense.

4 hours later 9555715 Anonymous (Linguistic Anthropologist Rya Wilson tries to communicate with a primitive tribe.gif 974x1276 317kB)
We're entering a new era of the English language

4 hours later 9555765 Anonymous
>>9555715 I understood 2%. Hitler,white,Bitch

6 hours later 9558210 Anonymous
>>9555715 Some one shoot shoot her in the head right after a through explanation to her on why she sounds like a stupid bitch, of course we need someone who also is fluent in dumbshit to explain it to her

6 hours later 9558467 Anonymous
>>9549647 We had that phase in the 1800s. I remember reading on wikipedia that the work okay is a direct result. Oll Korekt or somesuch.

6 hours later 9558505 Anonymous
>>9549924 I live in Maine, and I approve of this message.

6 hours later 9558605 Anonymous
>>9550160 I'm fine with ebonics as a dialect, but treating it as it's own language? No. That would be like calling creole or cockney languages.

6 hours later 9558622 Anonymous (10outoffucking10.gif 352x199 1872kB)
>>9555715 >filename

6 hours later 9558663 Anonymous (orava.png 1321x837 38kB)
I can laugh in four languages: huehuehuehuehue (Brazilian Portuguese) jajajajajaja (Spanish) хахахахахахаха (Russian) 555555555 (Thai)

6 hours later 9558691 Anonymous
We have those kinds of people too. People who write like they speak or simply use bad grammar make my blood boil. >>9558663 håhåhåhåhåhå

6 hours later 9558736 Anonymous (1351044022000.gif 482x800 29kB)
>>9555715 >Linguistic Anthropologist Rya Wilson tries to communicate with a primitive tribe.gif white man keepin us down

6 hours later 9558746 Anonymous
>>9558663 fivefivefivefivefive/10

7 hours later 9558887 Anonymous
>>9549633 that flag

7 hours later 9558934 Anonymous
I apologies for our stupid bitches...

7 hours later 9558944 Anonymous
>>9558934 lel Everyone have them, m10.

7 hours later 9558962 Anonymous
Sometimes. Usually it happens on some difficult words. Only an expert would know the difference.

7 hours later 9558970 Anonymous
>>9550160 Does ebonics have declensions (like latin) and levels of politeness (like japanese)?

7 hours later 9559031 Anonymous
we got our fair share of illiterate people who only write in txtspeak

7 hours later 9559045 Anonymous
It's funny because you don't know what truly bad English sounds like.

7 hours later 9559072 Anonymous
>>9559031 enelan? ciyus? miapah?

7 hours later 9559083 Anonymous
yes it does

7 hours later 9559085 Anonymous
>>9550125 Quiqui Ne je sais pas qoui :(

7 hours later 9559158 Anonymous
Well it is actually very hard to find a person who uses a correct grammar, especially regarding the accentuation aspect of the spanish language. I like to think people do it mainly due to pure lazyness but that could not be the case.

7 hours later 9559177 Anonymous
>>9559083 culiao cara nariz burro mk te voi a pati el cylo marico jn de mierda come picha tgrag sable cuhpa hievp marcicon

7 hours later 9559663 Anonymous
>>9558970 formal >He be foolin Honorific >Dat nigga be foolin' (notice the comma) dative >Nigga be fool accusative >U aint be foolz locative >To da foolizzle maan ablative >Aint shit be foo'

8 hours later 9559908 Anonymous
>>9559177 dImE eZo0 eN lA kArA n0 eN eL iNtErNetT i V k PaZa PuTo0

10 hours later 9561851 Anonymous
>>9549486 People really go OUT OF THEIR WAY to type like this. I'd have to think to actually type like this. It's pathetic.

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