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2013-03-29 07:45 9549453 Anonymous (1362685915509.png 536x677 138kB)
engineering freshmen must make those silly videos to "fit in" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1-5 oshIxwI >mfw i'll never be a chemistry engineering freshmen at this uni

2 min later 9549508 Anonymous
All I got when I started uni was a mandatory lecture on sexual harrassment on the campus. BR you don't know how good you have it. I bet your language doesn't even have a word for feminism...

6 min later 9549579 Anonymous (000221w3.jpg 500x417 41kB)
Too much miming what they're saying. Wouldn't bang.

8 min later 9549623 Anonymous
>>9549508 seriously? i'm curious, how was the lecture? what's considered sexual harrassment? and yes, we do a lot of idiot stuff once we enter college: > make the girls wash cars as fast as possible http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lC6U c2MZzYo > call me maybe again, but the girls from civil engineering. not as hot though http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0Aj r-3KRmo > an old classic. getting as many soap bars as fast as possible in the pool, with 2 whores trying to stop you http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ayJ cQ0Xyxo

8 min later 9549631 Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1rH 2ia55vc Do you think this is a motherfucking game? Get on my level, bitch >Inb4 >chile >developed

9 min later 9549648 Anonymous
>>9549508 An welcher Uni bist leicht? Sogar an der WU sans ned so deppad(oder eher zu nodich)!

9 min later 9549655 Anonymous
>>9549631 texas confirming for knowing how to party fuck yeah bro

13 min later 9549733 Anonymous
>>9549655 We call it "Mechoneo", freshmen are called "Mechones", in Universidad de Chile, Medicine mechones are thrown to a pool with chemical and biological waste (inner organ pieces, blood, insulin and some shit) If a mechón doesn't want to participate in the ritual, it is taken as a rebel one and the threatment is more rough and they throw more shit at him and make him search for more money to recover his items. Sometimes they let them go if they don't want to participate, they won't get shit thrown at them or humilliation, but also they aren't allowed in the party hosted by the university.

14 min later 9549747 Anonymous
>>9549623 It was pretty boring, mostly standard shit. Basically you're harrassing them if you talk to them uninvited, look at them for too long or just stand next to them (because you're taller and thus asserting your dominance over her and she might feel intimidated). Basically the only way to not harrass women on the campus is to stay far away from it. >>9549648 Uni Wien. Kommt aber sicher auch noch zu euch, Unterrichts- und Frauenministerium sind grade dabei das überall durchzuboxen.

14 min later 9549764 Anonymous
Holy shit, hot girls studying engineering? which university is this? USP? In my uni the engineering is full of man

15 min later 9549778 Anonymous
>>9549733 haha cool we call it calouros/calouras or in some places bichos/bixetes in the military/navy college, they put you naked inside a barrel and throw you in the middle of the sea, and you have to swim back to the coast. so much lulz

17 min later 9549810 Anonymous
>>9549778 >you have to swim back to the coast Sounds awesome, here in the military/navy college, make you cook and wash for your superiors for a week or so.

18 min later 9549838 Anonymous
>>9549764 this is USP and they're not really god-tier (of course they're good and all but for the really hot ones you have to go advertising/journalism/cinema/biolo gy/psychology) >>9549747 wait, what? that's HOW we approach new girls here. appear and stare at her eyes. if she looks back for long enough, start to talk uninvited. show that you're a male.

22 min later 9549909 Anonymous
I've never seen any real hazing in college, either time I went, but we had some crazy shit in the Army. >Sending brand new guys on impossible missions to find things that don't exist with dire consequences if they fail >Duct taping those that fail or don't have a good excuse for returning empty handed to an office chair and using an engine hoist to keep them hanging from the ceiling for a few hours >Stetson break-ins. Fuck Stetson break-ins In college the only dipshittery is on the part of the fraternities, and that is all pretty tame now

22 min later 9549917 Anonymous
>>9549838 Yeah, we do pretty much the same here, but if she complains about you, you're pretty much fucked. If they want to start this shit in your country grab a rifle and stop them. Learn from our mistakes!

24 min later 9549943 Anonymous
That shit only happened to engineers and medicine students over here. Feels kinda good to not go through with it though. Having fun sucks ass.

24 min later 9549976 Anonymous
>>9549747 >>9549917 >tfw a hot austrian girl at my uni those legs mang

25 min later 9549987 Anonymous
>tfw most medics are master race because medical schools are spoiled for choice with the smartest applicants so they pick smart people who are also good at sports, good-looking, etc. and ignore uglies >tfw dentistry students are even better looking >tfw they're all crazy as fuck because they have to live their entire social lives in 4-6 years.

26 min later 9550020 Anonymous
>>9549976 You must send me a hot dutch girl with dem legs now to keep the universe in balance my friend!

29 min later 9550082 Anonymous
>>9549987 medical students here halfway through college also gain permission to use/prescript drugs >tfw they all prescript to each other crazy drugs to have more sex and anabols to get stronger

33 min later 9550155 Anonymous
Jesus Christ Brazil. Those fuckin girls were bangin.... Engineering you say? I refuse to believe that... They were way too hot for engineers.

34 min later 9550188 Anonymous
>>9549838 >start to talk uninvited. show that you're a male. Savages

36 min later 9550229 Anonymous
>>9550188 faggot, what's your idea? wait timidly until she talks to you? pray for a girl to fall from the skies on your lap?

37 min later 9550258 Anonymous
>>9550229 You'll never get how civilized people do it

37 min later 9550262 Anonymous
>>9550155 Engineering students can be hot. They're also used to being in the minority and having alot of betas sucking up to them so they tend to be annoying.

37 min later 9550267 Anonymous
>>9550155 they look shy and can't dance, of course they're from engineering

38 min later 9550282 Anonymous
>>9550258 >yfw eu já peguei mulher em países desenvolvidos, e é a mesma merda

38 min later 9550294 Anonymous
>>9550262 over here they're usually not. You'll be lucky to find 10 girls in an engineering class, much less 10 hot ones.

38 min later 9550295 Anonymous
>>9550155 >I refuse to believe that... >Brazil >Shittiest education system >Implying regular people can't pass for an engineer here

40 min later 9550334 Anonymous
>>9550295 >Shittiest education system >Implying regular people can't pass for an engineer here This is USP dumbass, the best university in Brazil and latin america and is prety high in the world ranking

41 min later 9550353 Albanian Immigrant
Engineering schools are like majority guys. Either this engineering school is a community college or this is one out of a million, because girls in engineering do not look like this.

41 min later 9550367 Anonymous
>>9550353 in the best uni of brazil, they do m8

42 min later 9550385 Anonymous
>>9549453 i feel in love with the girl from 3:07, OP

42 min later 9550393 Anonymous
>>9550367 >tfw I now want to go to brazil more than ever

44 min later 9550438 Anonymous
Holy shit. Maybe I should go to Brazil after all Is it too late to learn BR language for the Championship?

45 min later 9550472 Anonymous
>>9550438 nah, relax learn the basics, and rely on your english. in the good parts of our towns, we know english.

46 min later 9550491 Anonymous
>>9550472 >in the good parts of our towns, we know english. Translation: most Brazilians can't speak English for shit

59 min later 9550853 Anonymous (13564673432.jpg 550x535 46kB)
They made me dress like Lady Gaga and sing Alejandro. Worst day of my life. It still haunts me every night.

1 hours later 9550980 Anonymous
>>9550853 HEAUAHEUAEHUAEHAUEHAEUAEHUAEHAE it happens, bro. you gotta play along. it's like kindergarden, if you show that you're pissed, they'll keep on pissing

1 hours later 9550981 Anonymous
Would bang all of them Even the fat one

1 hours later 9551010 Anonymous
>>9550853 >Humiliation.jpg Seriously, I know it's fun for the moment, but that shit's just degrading man.

1 hours later 9551091 Anonymous
Why are they all fat?

1 hours later 9551102 Anonymous (1362708870247.png 904x634 440kB)
>>9551091 too many burgers

1 hours later 9551129 Anonymous (image.jpg 282x179 17kB)
>>9551091

1 hours later 9551159 Anonymous
>>9551091 why? why? WHY? BR FREEDOM, THAT´S WHY

1 hours later 9551166 Anonymous (1363092044424.gif 600x450 90kB)
>>9550853

1 hours later 9551195 Anonymous
>>9551102 Eat a cbeeseburger

1 hours later 9551209 Anonymous
>>9551102 >>9551129 I watched the video and all of them were a little too big for those swimsuits. Not only that but the chest area was missing a bit of stuff. Too many fake blondes in brazil as well dont know why but I can see those nasty roots.

1 hours later 9551225 Anonymous
Are there any accountants in Brazil?

1 hours later 9551266 Anonymous
>>9551209 i understand, bro. but the point is, they're from the engineering major of the best uni in brazil. they spent the last year or last 2 years studying to pass the exams to enter this uni. hence the lack of hotness girls from weaker unis and other majors tend to be hotter

1 hours later 9551268 Anonymous (biden5.png 438x584 366kB)
>>9551102 I call shenanigans. Those comments do not go with that image.

1 hours later 9551308 Anonymous
>>9551225 almost no one does that major here, so it kinda is a insta-job and insta-money major. boring as fuck though. and yes, we have all the companies like E&Y, kpmg, deloitte, pwc etc working actively why?

1 hours later 9551313 Anonymous
>>9551225 I work with accountants here my formation is administration, and they (government) put me in the financial area after a public tender

1 hours later 9551351 Anonymous
bunda thread? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQM 3RQGyi-U

1 hours later 9551354 Anonymous
>>9551266 Dad pays for everything with the drug money and other shady businesses that they are in. Brazil is a third world country for a very good reason.

1 hours later 9551413 Anonymous
>>9551354 You can't buy good higher education here. In Brazil, public universities are god-tier and private schools are shit-tier. If you wanna get into a good college, you gotta study your ass off.

1 hours later 9551437 Anonymous
>>9551354 enjoy your first world, m8 >>9551351 every thread could be a bunda thread! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uqi 3MdAbV2U

1 hours later 9551440 Anonymous
>>9551354 >Drug money Oh you

1 hours later 9551485 Anonymous
>>9551354 haha, the regular herp derp post about brazil, so cute

1 hours later 9551557 Anonymous
>>9549976 heh, she probably got scared away by all those austrian autists

1 hours later 9551631 Anonymous
>>9549764 My first university specialised in engineering so was 75% men. After a freshers week spent drunk to the point of oblivion, I awoke to find that all the decent looking ones had been taken. Such is life.

1 hours later 9551637 Anonymous
>>9551413 >You can't buy good higher education here. Rich parents sends daughter into prestigious private school with secondary school to learn English. Add a bit of influence and she is part of the higher education system. Not something hard to understand >>9551437 >enjoy your first world, m8 Thank you >>9551440 Money is going somewhere and its not going to that slum problem >>9551485 Real herp a derp from Brazil

1 hours later 9551702 Anonymous
>>9551631 do you even physics? 80% to 90% is male, thank goodness I quit

1 hours later 9551825 Anonymous
>>9551702 That was the university as a whole, funnily enough I was a physics undergrad. About 9 girls in a class of 80. Now I'm doing a mechanical engineering Phd. WHY DO I NEVER LEARN

1 hours later 9551846 Anonymous
>>9551637 >influence >getting people into a good public university Do you even real life, Jimmy?

1 hours later 9551878 Anonymous
>>9551846 he is trolling, I can´t believe that the regular USA poster is that dumb, move on

1 hours later 9551896 Anonymous
>>9551846 Just calling it out how Brasil works

1 hours later 9551974 Anonymous
>>9551896 >never left own basement >knows how other countries work

1 hours later 9552188 Anonymous
holy shit Brasil, here at my uni we dont do shit, its just the normal rule of men in groups wistle to women that pass by, good thing we dont have to do this shit. And in engineering only the shitty careers have hot girls, like I call the biomedic section the little France, its full of hot women but a bunch a faggots too. Most classes are composed by 40 students being only 5 to 10 girls, and only 2 or 3 bangable. Shit sucks, suck being a computer engineer.

1 hours later 9552211 Anonymous
>>9551974 >not using the internet Brazil you are so silly

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