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2013-03-27 01:48 9492701 Anonymous (darkrootgarden.gif 281x200 2028kB)
Is it true that American girls get wet the moment they hear a British accent? Have any of you had personal experience with this?

3 min later 9492767 Anonymous
Sure if that makes you visit here. Just bring a lot of money.

5 min later 9492793 Anonymous
>>9492767 I get to go to an American university for pretty much free for a year so sorry m8 won't really be stimulating your economy pls respond to da questoin doe

5 min later 9492797 Anonymous
It depends on where you are. In NYC, for example, no one will care. In some small town in the country, girls will be more into it. I think it's somewhat overstated here though. Basically, if you're not ugly, it will serve to enhance your chances, but it's probably not a deal breaker.

6 min later 9492814 Anonymous
Do British accents automatically cause precipitation in the locality?

9 min later 9492864 Anonymous
It depends, its got to be like the posh accent specifically and for full effect its got to be combined with sharp dressing and a bit of wit & charm.

10 min later 9492884 Anonymous
>>9492814 that's the general consensus m8 when I tell people I'm going to america the first thing they say is that I'll be getting mad pussy >>9492864 not really posh, just neutral southern. But I have all of those three other things in great amounts

34 min later 9493331 Anonymous
>>9492884 Ahem. whose the expert on american bitches here m8? Trust me posh will work because most of the cunts are to dumb to even notice the difference, all they hear is irish scottish, english (posh) and straya (bogan). On a side note if you throw alot of hipster-ish crap in there it also helps your case. Few years back I pretended my parents were divorced and i spent my summers over in dad's house in Brighton. Threw in a few hipster band names I heard from my real hipster cousin and had the bitch sopping wet by that point.

35 min later 9493339 Anonymous
No in fact the British accent these days is seen as effeminate or crude.

41 min later 9493438 Anonymous
>>9493339 >Canada

44 min later 9493491 Anonymous
The two words that will instantly get you laid in Britain: I'm American.

44 min later 9493492 Anonymous
>>9493339 >implying your opinion matters, dominion >>9493331 I know admitting I'm a bit of a hipster makes me sound like a cunt, but I listen to a lot of p4kcore and /mu/core shit. Odds are looking good then, thanks friend I shall soon be inseminating your women

47 min later 9493543 Anonymous
A lot of people in america confuse the british accent with the gay accent / gay lisp, because in American media british accents are used to convey stereotypical gayness. Depending on which people you hang around with, a lot of them will assume you're gay.

49 min later 9493569 Anonymous
>>9493491 I don't approve of this troll thread, but saying the exact same thing as OP isn't going to work as a strategy, especially when it just isn't true at all. >inb4 some made up anecdote

51 min later 9493596 Anonymous
>>9493492 Noo m8 m8 m8 remember this is AMERICAN cunts we're talking about here. /mu/core will be over their heads and they might take you as wierd. Keep it simple and stupid at first. For example say something like "I liked Mumford & Sons pre-Babel work better".

51 min later 9493605 Anonymous (1362762734156.png 192x280 81kB)
>>9493543 you sound bitter

52 min later 9493623 Anonymous
>>9493569 wut It's a well recorded fact that european girls go crazy for americans. Are you honestly going to deny this?

54 min later 9493658 Anonymous
Hugh Grant accent will get you laid. Ricky Gervais/ u havin a laugh bruv accent will not.

55 min later 9493680 Anonymous
>>9493438 >>9493492 >OI THER LASS KEN I SHAG U ROTTEN UP THE CUNT Come on you guys. Unless you're James Bond or David Beckham you won't be pulling any pussy over there.

57 min later 9493710 Anonymous
Accent doesn't matter if you're still beta OP.

57 min later 9493713 Anonymous
>>9493543 Idk where you're from or what kind of brittish accent you know of but if done right it will get you pussy, Merely speaking it alone will not suffice, hence the need for sharp dress, conversational topics and a bit of charm.

58 min later 9493734 Anonymous
>>9493710 This, this a million times

59 min later 9493755 Anonymous
From personal experience my accent is very effective on Canadian girls.

1 hours later 9493773 Anonymous
>>9492701 Dat filename

1 hours later 9493778 Anonymous
>>9493680 David Beckham talks like a retard you fuckwit. Not everyone who isn't James Bond speaks like a chav shitkicker, the majority of English people have a really neutral and indistinct accent >>9493596 b-but I hate mumford and sons. Surely I'll attract a qt3.14hipster girl if I talk about NMH, Animal Collective etc

1 hours later 9493781 Anonymous
Just practice an Irish accent and you'll be sound.

1 hours later 9493817 Anonymous
>>9493755 Canadian women are complete fucking sluts though.

1 hours later 9493841 Anonymous (dark souls.gif 268x191 926kB)
>>9493773

1 hours later 9493847 Anonymous
>>9493817 Not the ones I met.

1 hours later 9493856 Anonymous
>>9493817 It's true. Canadian women are dirty, dirty whores.

1 hours later 9493872 Anonymous
>>9493778 I do too m8 but its like a litmus test. We have alot of fake hipsters floating around here and it'll be more of a safeguard for you.

1 hours later 9493878 Anonymous
>>9493847 Must have been American tourists.

1 hours later 9493895 Anonymous
>>9493878 For a Canadian you seem to be rather ignorant about your own country. I have not talked to any Canadian girls who were slutty.

1 hours later 9494111 Anonymous
>>9493781 ure sound m8

1 hours later 9494256 Anonymous
>>9493781 >you'll be sound You're some sort of midlands person, aren't you

1 hours later 9494314 Anonymous
>>9492701 I get the feeling that it's not true. With all of the hostility we get from Americans on the net I would have thought you would get the opposite reaction from them.

1 hours later 9494328 Anonymous (1032810cca2c20ae676c5c332fcd048d.png 200x200 23kB)
>>9493680 >OI THER LASS KEN I SHAG U ROTTEN UP THE CUNT

1 hours later 9494388 Anonymous
>>9494235 yfw you realise that all this feminist movement is really just so that these girls can fuck loads of people without having to be called a slut

1 hours later 9494396 Anonymous
>>9493491 Laughed at you mean. I guess it's the same anywhere - only the most dumb, uneducated, and uncultured lower dregs of society would instantly fall for someone for a single reason such as nationality or accent.

1 hours later 9494411 Anonymous (1305228638661.jpg 441x408 14kB)
>>9494396 >only the most dumb, uneducated, and uncultured lower dregs of society would instantly fall for someone for a single reason such as nationality or accent So, british girls, then.

1 hours later 9494447 Anonymous (1361276738240.gif 189x189 2037kB)
>>9494411

1 hours later 9494555 Anonymous
>>9492701 >Is it true that American girls get wet the moment they hear a British accent? It can help, but they'll probably lose interest once the novelty wears off and they've talked to you for more than five minutes. But yeah, you might be able to pick up some drunk ones on the basis of your accent alone if you can play the 'intellectual' Britbong without coming off as a dork. >>9494314 >With all of the hostility we get from Americans on the net /int/ is bizarre and has very little to do with real life.

1 hours later 9494575 Anonymous
>>9494447 >britm8s >not posting the superior edition of Damo and Ivor step it up, you're too slow http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZJw C_vp-_Q

1 hours later 9494595 Anonymous
>>9492701 It's a myth. Fat girls just sweat a lot.

1 hours later 9494596 Anonymous
>>9494111 >>9494388 >>9494411 >le dubs face

1 hours later 9494607 Anonymous
>>9493331 >throw alot of hipster-ish crap in there it also helps your case. Few years back I pretended my parents were divorced and i spent my summers over in dad's house in Brighton. Threw in a few hipster band names I heard from my real hipster cousin and had the bitch sopping wet by that point. You are just the most awful person.

1 hours later 9494619 Anonymous (1341068927842.jpg 374x300 14kB)
>>9494596

1 hours later 9494622 Anonymous (America - gods work.jpg 245x286 91kB)
>>9493491

1 hours later 9494630 Anonymous
>>9494555 oh dayuuumm

1 hours later 9494635 Anonymous
>>9493543 That's super.

1 hours later 9494638 Anonymous (1358790585837.jpg 260x258 8kB)
>>9494111 >>9494411

1 hours later 9494654 Anonymous
>>9494575 Night lad.

1 hours later 9494675 Anonymous
>>9493658 Fuck, what about Liam Gallagher from Oasis accent?

1 hours later 9494737 Anonymous (Cold sore Mike.jpg 655x1017 62kB)
>>9493817 Really? That's great. All of the positives of American women with none of the traitorous aspects.

1 hours later 9494767 Anonymous
>>9494737 British women are slags too though. Shame about the looks.

1 hours later 9494851 Anonymous (American being subtle.jpg 950x633 156kB)
>>9494396 >not getting weak at the knees over an American southern girl I don't know what in the fuck you are but you are not British. That is a common quality for all who live on the island, liking that accent.

1 hours later 9494922 Anonymous (Unfaithful.jpg 450x464 45kB)
>>9494411 Too fucking rite. Our slags are complete whores so make sure you bag up before you fuck them and chuck them.

2 hours later 9494925 Anonymous
>>9494851 I've gone out with american girls before. It's not worth it, trust me. They're pretty much all insane, way more so than irish or british girls. Best stick to the home-made stuff i'd say

2 hours later 9495177 Anonymous
>>9494925 >they're all insane why is that a bad thing?

2 hours later 9495242 Anonymous
>>9495177 Like, not the good kind of insane (in bed), i mean the bad kind (out of bed)

2 hours later 9495704 Anonymous
>>9494851 enjoy dating someone who wants you to call them every day and gets upset if you so much as look at another girl also she's gonna drag you along with her for EVERYTHING and you'll probably get sick of that accent after listening to her nag/whine at you over stupid shit american girls are terrible

2 hours later 9495861 Anonymous
>>9494675 i mean, i want to say yes but if you are liam then you would probably get laid no matter how you talk but yeah probably. to make sure go south, the farther south you go the more the women will be impressed by a british accent and will literally just drop their panties. the only down side to that plan is that now you are in the south, the asshole of america. im sure you could find some hot dumb women though, and the food isn't bad. its just, you know, literally everything else thats bad. like 99 percent of people being religious there.

2 hours later 9495934 Anonymous
>>9495861 >to make sure go south, the farther south you go the more the women will be impressed by a british accent and will literally just drop their panties. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlS1 l_fDW98

2 hours later 9495973 Anonymous
Hipster women but divorce is very and so is the feminism that follow it. So what is the point when they will put a restraining order on you?

2 hours later 9495980 Anonymous
>>9495934 >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlS 1l_fDW98 that's not really an accent though i think he has a speech impediment

2 hours later 9495989 Anonymous
>>9494555 >It can help, but they'll probably lose interest once the novelty wears off and they've talked to you for more than five minutes This. It'll be an easy ice-breaker/conversation starter for you because they'll hear you talking and ask where you're from, but past that you have to be able to hold a normal conversation and be attractive for them to sleep with you. >inb4 Oh I love your accent, where are you from? >e-england... Oh I love england I've always wanted to go! >yeah it's nice ... ... Well I've gotta go nice meeting you! >b-bye tl;dr: If you're autistic and good looking enough to get away with seeming Byronic, the accent won't help past the very beginning.

3 hours later 9496021 Anonymous
>>9495934 >every year thousands of Austrians, Swiss, Dutch, the dirty buggers from Plymouth come to Cornwall to go skiing my sides >>9495980 no this is genuinely how people speak in deepest darkest Cornwall, it's a very strange place, almost like another country down there

3 hours later 9496048 Anonymous
>>9495989 that last line should have read: If your autistic you had better be good looking enough to be Byronic, otherwise the accent won't help past the very beginning. I have to go drink some coffee.

3 hours later 9496061 Anonymous
For what i've heard, every time an American girl hear an accent they would fin exotic, they get wet. No offense though.

3 hours later 9496079 Anonymous
British are considered ugly in America. You have zero chance.

3 hours later 9496085 Anonymous
No its lie but if you show them burgets they will orgasm

3 hours later 9496086 Anonymous
>>9495980 >it orbits the sun every 26 hours, giving it a slightly longer day than everywhere else. I couldn't make it past that. Holy shit.

3 hours later 9496088 Anonymous
>>9494388 this guy is a troll, not the real tripfag. He hates canada, and all the canadian posters on /int/. ignore him.

3 hours later 9496120 Anonymous
>>9492793 >Spending a year at a university >Not stimulating the economy Whoever is paying your tuition is. And it's not like you're not going to pay for anything while you're here.

3 hours later 9496150 Anonymous
>Be in Georgetown, Ice Cream parlour near the cinem >Speaking with a friend >Black ghetto girl and her friends >Are you British? >Yes >Her friend starts frantically clapping >Sorry we just love British people >Hah it's alright Nothing came of it because muh sexuality

3 hours later 9496178 Anonymous
>>9496079 lel no not even close to true the only race i can think of thought as ugly here would be like, brazillian/india/pakistani and black girls. because apparently not even black guys here like black girls. but apparently the latina girls are sluts for the black dudes

3 hours later 9496187 Anonymous
I can confirm that a Scottish accent works with Americans. Im a 6/10 if anything too.

3 hours later 9496211 Anonymous
>>9496150 Oh and this was a welsh accent.

3 hours later 9496239 Anonymous
>>9496178 If the dating site stats can be believed most races dislike black guys and black girls are desperate.

3 hours later 9496254 Anonymous
>>9496239 oh boy here we go

3 hours later 9496283 Anonymous
Accents hardly matter, the only thing that matters to women is good looks.

3 hours later 9496358 Anonymous
It's not the accent that get them wet, it's knowing that you're a foreigner and that there is a high chance that you will leave soon so they don't go into the painfull process of "is he the good one?" I use the italian accent a lot in nightclubs. tehehehe

3 hours later 9496655 Anonymous
>>9494607 Yes, yes I am, but it gets me laid. >>9495242 No you get a mix of both, the thing is that it makes them great when they're on your side, but terrible when you piss them off. >>9496079 Tell that to every One Direction or The Wanted fan, you just have to look good

3 hours later 9496953 Anonymous
In my experience, American girls get wet at any accent that isn't American. They're xenophiles. They even gush over my Souf Efrikin accent, so...

4 hours later 9497035 Anonymous
>>9496953 So YOU'RE the guy spreading aids in America

4 hours later 9497232 Anonymous
The slow, non-redneck drawl (think middle class from Savannah, GA) seems to work pretty well on european girls who are fluent or mostly fluent in English. That might also be because I only speak like that when I'm drunk, I'm way more outgoing and willing to hit on women than when I'm sober, and they're usually a little tipsy as well. Although the German girl I dated for a few years would always ask me to sweet talk her with a southern accent instead of the neutral general american I picked up in the midwest.

4 hours later 9497482 Anonymous
>>9497035 No need to thank me.

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