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2013-03-27 08:50 9489450 Anonymous (Obelisk_of_Sao_Paulo.jpg 600x800 68kB)
Poor Brazil tries so hard to be great but always comes up a little short. This obelisk is a testament to that, and is a symbol for your country.

1 min later 9489461 Anonymous
>>9489450 Is that Christo Redeemers cock?

2 min later 9489470 Anonymous (Washington_Monument_Dusk_Jan_2006.jpg 1400x1984 967kB)
Meanwhile the US has this.

7 min later 9489517 Anonymous
>>9489470 What does it do?

8 min later 9489522 Anonymous
>>9489517 It's just a monument. Does Australia have any obelisks?

9 min later 9489537 Anonymous
>>9489522 Sounds pretty gay We have rights and freedoms.

9 min later 9489541 Anonymous
>>9489517 If you stroke it up and down and give it a rub you get free healthcare

14 min later 9489576 Anonymous (fireworks__washington_dc__united_states.jpg 1920x1258 652kB)
>>9489537 >>9489541 Typical Aussies can't appreciate a noice obelisk. Our capital looks like it was pulled out of Ancient Rome. Do you even have a real ancient Egyptian obelisk?

15 min later 9489589 Anonymous
>>9489470 >So many American flags Why not have one for each state? I don't get it.

17 min later 9489604 Anonymous
>>9489576 >>9489576 >Typical Americans thinking they have freedoms Row vs wade Brown vs Board of education Gideon vs Wainwright Dred Scott v. Sandford Texas v. Johnson Gtfo 3rd world american.

17 min later 9489607 Anonymous
>>9489576 >Our capital looks like it was pulled out of Ancient Rome. If you stay in certain areas, otherwise it just looks like you're going to get mugged. Hey, your capital has something in common with my capital.

18 min later 9489622 Anonymous
>>9489604 You're obviously mad that Aus has no kickass obelisks.

19 min later 9489623 Anonymous
>>9489576 >Our capital looks like it was pulled out of Ancient Rome. lel, kitsch as fuck. plebs.

20 min later 9489640 Anonymous
>>9489623 you're no better than FYROM

21 min later 9489643 Anonymous
>>9489623 Does he mean DC? I thought he meant Las Vegas.

22 min later 9489657 Anonymous
>>9489576 We have an actual Rome here. It's called Carlton its over rated with shit tier Pizza.

22 min later 9489658 Anonymous
>>9489622 fuck you mate I am going to steal shit to blow off some steam

27 min later 9489702 Anonymous (towns_46497.jpg 640x424 39kB)
>>9489657 >not posting Roma

28 min later 9489706 Anonymous (Obelisk.jpg 500x366 65kB)
Argentina has a pretty nice obelisk as well. >>9489607 Mexico does your country have an obelisk? You'd think it would.

34 min later 9489760 Anonymous
>>9489702 How the fuck could I forget?

36 min later 9489777 Anonymous
obelisk a shit get some real monuments

37 min later 9489787 Anonymous
>>9489777 So fucking jelly.

59 min later 9489980 Anonymous (Obeliscos.jpg 2000x1600 839kB)
>>9489706 We have two famous ones, the one on the left is the obelisk to Simon Bolivar, it's part of a fountain on Reforma I think, the one on the right is the Obelisk of the Bicentennial in Actopan, Hidalgo.

1 hours later 9490000 Anonymous (Pirámide_del_Sol.jpg 2592x1944 1403kB)
>>9489980 So no, we don't have many Obelisks, we do have these though.

1 hours later 9490040 Anonymous
>new worlders boasting with their fake neo-obelisks >get on our level, cunts

1 hours later 9490073 Anonymous
>>9490040 We have a real ancient Egyptian one too. Get on our level pleb.

1 hours later 9490081 Anonymous
>>9489980 Why do you have one for Bolivar? He isn't a part of your history.

1 hours later 9490096 Anonymous
>>9490073 o wow, one whole real obelisk... murica yuo are of genius.

1 hours later 9490117 Anonymous
>>9490096 What makes one fake and another real? Also Netherlands has no Egyptian obelisk, pleb.

1 hours later 9490127 Anonymous
>>9490117 the eu is one country bitch, and we have many obelisks. what makes them real is their production by egyptian slaves, cunt.

1 hours later 9490141 Anonymous
>>9489450 That obelisk is intended to be decoration, not "OMG SO HUGE!".

1 hours later 9490152 Anonymous
>>9490127 Ours was made by Egyptians to. So what's the problem here? That we have one? That's one more than almost any other country in the world.

1 hours later 9490162 Anonymous
>>9490141 It just looks weird, like they stopped halfway.

1 hours later 9490168 Anonymous
>>9490162 I don't know what's up, I guess they decorated it as an afterthought.

1 hours later 9490181 Anonymous
>>9490168 Well the decoration too, but I meant how it looks like the top was chopped off.

1 hours later 9490202 Anonymous
>>9490181 Paulistas. They can only think in square things. That's why they love so much Minecraft.

1 hours later 9490225 Anonymous
>>9490202 In the future when you make an obelisk, finish it. You can be so great Brazil, you have so much potential.

1 hours later 9490269 Anonymous (20060128_-_Obelisco_(Buenos_Aires).jpg 1712x2288 752kB)
I really like Argentina's obelisk. It's so classy, and it's in a spot where people will notice it.

1 hours later 9490290 Anonymous (obelisque_de_la_concorde.jpg 260x346 10kB)
>>9489470 haha what is this, it's not finished, where are the hieroglyphs? Looks like you got tricked like a tourist americlap.

1 hours later 9490300 Anonymous
>>9490225 >In the future when you make an obelisk, finish it. It wasn't done by me but by Paulistas. >You can be so great Brazil And you're in a decadent shithole. inb4 we're full and we already have enough niggers.

1 hours later 9490348 Anonymous
>>9490300 The US may be declining but it's done enough great things. I think we could reach our full potential if we were to balkanize.

1 hours later 9490361 Anonymous
>>9490269 >those holes in the pyramidion Disgusting.

1 hours later 9490368 Anonymous (2408275288_fd131cd9ac.jpg 333x500 123kB)
>>9490290 Behold.

1 hours later 9490535 Anonymous
>>9490368 >tfw no ancient egyptian obelisk

1 hours later 9490586 Anonymous (1343681537066.png 240x200 95kB)
>>9490269 >white obelisk >argentina

10 hours later 9498988 Anonymous (obelisco.jpg 1600x1067 183kB)
Obelisk of Buenos Aires, it's beautiful

11 hours later 9499389 Anonymous (never_taken_by_surrendermonkeys.jpg 700x446 56kB)
>>9490000 10/10 would sacrifice people on top of. Mesoamerican pyramids are best pyramids. Egyptians should have stuck to making creepy cat-human hybrid statues. Disgusting furries ...

11 hours later 9499565 Anonymous (obelix.jpg 288x381 173kB)
>>9490586 lel

11 hours later 9499619 Anonymous
>>9490081 >Why do you have one for Bolivar? Because he was awesome. >He isn't a part of your history. So? We also have a statue of Diana the Huntress, Christopher Columbus and Gandhi.

11 hours later 9499690 Anonymous (neomayabuilding.jpg 2816x2112 2606kB)
>>9490000 It always depresses me that Mexico dosen't try to make any neo-Aztec or neo-Mayan style buildings. The few that are around look fucking awesome.

11 hours later 9499774 Anonymous
>>9499690 If we ever stop being a shithole and have a golden age of some sort we probably will.

11 hours later 9499851 Anonymous
>>9499774 >legalize 'it' >???????? >Golden age

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