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2013-03-27 12:08 9480930 Anonymous (lb.gif 1181x788 25kB)
Is Lebanon kebab? Because I don't think they should be removed. Their cuisine and women are top-notch, and quite frankly, they're white. Whiter than France at least.

1 min later 9480955 Anonymous
Lebanon is good kebab,love them

1 min later 9480969 Anonymous
Soon to be liberated

1 min later 9480977 Anonymous
It is kebab, but it's already removed.

2 min later 9480985 QC
Many lebanese are catholic. I like catholic lebanese too.

2 min later 9480990 Anonymous
Worst kebab

2 min later 9480992 Anonymous
>>9480930 Only the Kebabs should be removed, their Christians can stay.

3 min later 9481006 Anonymous
>>9480955 The only good kebab is a donner kebab

4 min later 9481031 Anonymous
We were Phoenician Marionites, but the country has since been overrun with kebab Damn shame

4 min later 9481042 Anonymous (israellebanon.png 650x799 41kB)
Lebanon is of Christian and should not be removed

4 min later 9481048 Anonymous
>>9480930 lebanon is a canada on mid-east (even the flag...) nice place, terrible neighbors

6 min later 9481073 Anonymous
you guys have to be fucking trolling

6 min later 9481085 Anonymous
>>9481042 Well, 404 incoming

6 min later 9481091 Anonymous
>>9481042 >inb4 thread 404

7 min later 9481116 Anonymous
All the muslim immigrants in michigan are lebanese and they certainly arent white

9 min later 9481142 Anonymous
>>9481042 Lebanese here >peace in the middle east >people drive from Beirut to Tel aviv can you imagine...

9 min later 9481147 Anonymous
>>9481073 >>9480990 Australia why all the hate on Lebabs?

10 min later 9481170 Anonymous
>>9481147 in a joke of God, we received the good lebabs and australia, well......

10 min later 9481171 Anonymous
>>9480930 Remove the muslims, leave the Maronites and they're white enough.

10 min later 9481173 Anonymous
>>9481147 Australia gets Muslim Lebanons Canada gets Christian Lebanons

10 min later 9481186 Anonymous
>>9481116 Most, if not all, Lebs outside of Dearborn are Maronites. Flint in particular has a huge Maronite community, it's where my dad was from

12 min later 9481210 Anonymous
>>9481142 Lebanon gets Syrian refugee you now land of kebabs.

13 min later 9481242 Anonymous
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maroni te_Church >It was late in the 11th century when the Crusaders made their way to the lands of the Levant to overthrow Islamic rule; on their way, they passed through mount Lebanon, where they came across the Maronites. The Maronites had been largely cut off from the rest of the Christian world for around 400 years. The Church in Rome had been unaware that the Maronites were still in existence. The crusaders and Maronites established ties and from this point provided each other with mutual assistance. >During the Crusades in the 12th century AD, Maronites assisted the Crusaders and affirmed their affiliation with the Holy See in 1182 AD. Consequently, from this point onwards, the Maronites have upheld an unbroken ecclesiastical orthodoxy and unity with the Catholic Church. To commemorate their communion, Maronite Patriarch Youseff Al Jirjisi received the crown and staff marking his patriarchal authority, from Pope Paschal II in 1100 AD. In 1131, Maronite Patriarch Gregorios Al-Halati received letters from Pope Innocent II in which the Papacy recognized the authority of the Patriarchate. Lebs and westerners 5ever

13 min later 9481246 Anonymous
>>9481173 This, I live in Dartmouth and the majority of pizza shops are Lebanese, and it's piss easy to pick out which ones are Muslim or Christian Christians >Jolly fat men with mustaches who like small talk Muslims >Grim bearded bastards with an iron hard gaze and who speak two words to you.

13 min later 9481248 Anonymous (sad cube.png 800x600 320kB)
>>9481142 I don't give two fucks about peace on the middle east but if there's one thing that bugs me at night sometimes is the fact that Lebanon is not our friend >make of alliance with Israel >remove Hezbollah from premises >make defense pact >help them jumpstart their economy >put a Lebanese embassy in Tel Aviv >drive to Lebanon over the weekend to a nice Jazz bar in downtown Beirut >get Lebanese gf Syria, Jordan, Egypt and every other Muslim state can go to hui, but Lebanon is incredible in every sense of the word and should by all rights be a western modern with a first-world standard of living. This seriously makes me sad sometimes.

13 min later 9481251 Anonymous
so christian lebaneses, what annoys you the most between chiits and sunnits?

15 min later 9481291 Anonymous
>>9481248 Lebanon has kebabs now and they having problems

16 min later 9481311 Anonymous
>>9480930 I see terribly a lot pro-Lebanon posts coming from Canada lately. Just get a trip you Leb cunt.

16 min later 9481322 QC
>>9481248 With all the have live in the recent past,maybe they just want peace with the kebab. A alliance with Israel would likely bring back tension.

16 min later 9481331 Anonymous
>>9481147 every fucking leb cunt you see tries to start a fucking fight with you for no reason

17 min later 9481350 Anonymous
>>9480985 Salut, mon amie, moi aussi j'adore les femmes Libanaises!

18 min later 9481370 Anonymous
>>9481291 So? 1 in every 5 Israeli is an Arab and see where we are in the HDI As long as you have Christians/Jews/Atheists in control of the country the amount of Arabs inside your borders makes very little difference

19 min later 9481392 Anonymous (654234567890.jpg 531x387 43kB)
Here has many Lebanese people. They are quite the relevant minority. The most important hospitals and universities in this country were founded by catholic Lebanese. They are pretty cool.

21 min later 9481415 Anonymous
Don't kid yourselves. The only reason Hezbollah doesn't genocide the Christians is because they know the country would get removed as a whole for it. They are kebab and must be treated with caution. lol at Israel liking Lebanon...you know what these people want to do to your country, right?

22 min later 9481447 Anonymous (britain-map-photo.jpg 313x383 72kB)
>>9481248 If only we could dump the kebabs some place where they'd feel at home...

23 min later 9481483 Anonymous
>Lebanon is the most religiously diverse country in the Middle East. The CIA World Factbook estimates that the population is 59.7% Muslim and 39% Christian, with other religions and non-believers accounting for the remaining 1.3%. Surprisingly high Christian percentage.jpg >A study conducted by the Lebanese Information Center and based on voter registration numbers shows that by 2011 the Christian population fell to 34.35%, while the Muslims rose to 65.47%. >Over the past 60 years, there has been a steady decline in the ratio of Christians to Muslims, due to higher emigration rates of Christians, and a higher birth rate in the Muslim population. >When the last census was held in 1932, Christians made up 53% of Lebanon's population. In 1956 it was estimated that the population was 54% Christian and 44% Muslim. Oh sh...

24 min later 9481510 Anonymous
>>9481370 Kebab from Syria not friendly Kebab very violent backgrounds. Lebanon is next for kebab removal from U.S government.

25 min later 9481540 Anonymous (1348620341531.jpg 425x374 36kB)
>>9481483 It's mainly due emigration because the Hezbollah guys are batshit insane.

25 min later 9481543 Anonymous (lebs.png 306x488 17kB)
>>9481483 yeah.

28 min later 9481597 QC
>>9481350 Je n'ai jamais couché avec une arabe. Mon visage quand je ne connais pas ce sentiment.

28 min later 9481599 Anonymous
>>9481543 > brb moving to Brazil for dat lebanese pussy

28 min later 9481608 Anonymous
>>9481415 >you know what these people want to do to your country, right? >these people No such thing. Unlike in every other Muslim state, there are normal Christian people living in Lebanon who are (rightfully) mad at Israel for our invasion in 2006. That's very different from "Muslims being butthurt at the fact that Israel is better than them in any measurable way", if peace happened tomorrow between Israel and Lebanon it would be very similar to Ireland/Britain, lots of bad feelings with maybe a couple of dudes making a fuss about it (which can and will be removed efficiently by Israel). Now this doesn't mean that I want to adopt them, far from it. Arab Christians are still Arabs and there are lots of Syrian Muslims and Palestinians living there, opening our borders would be suicidal. But commercial and military alliances can be achieved, and although they would benefit Lebanon far more than us, I would give anything to be able to visit that country (and maybe steal a couple of Cedars on the way back)

31 min later 9481660 Anonymous (68HpYbh.jpg 612x612 159kB)
>>9481597 Ce sentiment quand j'ai eu gf libanais a l'ecole

32 min later 9481674 Anonymous
Lebanese make best kebab Lebanese are best kebab add kebab

32 min later 9481686 Anonymous
>>Not all Lebanese are white, several Lebanese people that i know and have seen are Arab looking.

34 min later 9481720 Anonymous
>>9481686 > norwegian humour so deadpan!

35 min later 9481745 Anonymous (Headline.jpg 496x566 66kB)
>>9481447

37 min later 9481776 QC
>>9481686 It's not that much of a bad thing by itself, for me the problem is more Islam. Arab girl are cute when they don't wear towels.

37 min later 9481779 Anonymous
Dear canada please take as many lebs as you want you may dump your natives here in exchange

39 min later 9481819 Anonymous
>>9481779 we don't want your Lebs, we want our Lebs. Your Lebs are Syrians with a better flag

40 min later 9481833 Anonymous
>>9481779 >dump your natives here in exchange Come hang out in Winnipeg for about a week. Guarantee you'll change you mind after that.

40 min later 9481842 Anonymous
>>9481819 just put them on a boat and lose them at sea please

41 min later 9481867 Anonymous
>>9481779 >Please, talk some of our jewgold, but we must have something in return. Can we have a bunch of gypsies who are regarded the same way as gypsies in gypsy circles as gypsies are to the rest of the world

42 min later 9481878 QC
>>9481833 Aren't most native peaceful in Canada?

42 min later 9481879 Anonymous
>>9481543 Why would anyone immigrate to Liberia?

43 min later 9481909 Anonymous
>>9481878 No. Wait, don't you folks have a bunch of Cree in your north though?

44 min later 9481940 Anonymous (1363971420740.jpg 469x352 21kB)
>>9481776 Except Iranians with their half-hijabs. You know they just wear them as fashion accessories and don't really care about Islam.

46 min later 9481971 Anonymous
>>9481940 I've always found it ironic that the biggest arab and assorted muslim whores wear that thing. The non-whores don't wear anything sand related

46 min later 9481979 QC
>>9481909 Yep and we have native near Montréal too. We don't have much problem. We just give them money and don't bother them. If we bother them though, they call their crazy native friend from USA and block our bridge.

47 min later 9481999 Anonymous
>>9481867 >lebs >worth anything i would rather 1 million bulgarians than 50000 lebs

49 min later 9482028 QC
>>9481979 (sike) we have reserve in other place too.

49 min later 9482032 Anonymous
>>9481999 Calm your jimmies, New Zealand. Crikey!

51 min later 9482063 Anonymous
>>9482032 I am ashamed you are my countryman

52 min later 9482077 Anonymous (yityish-aynaw.jpg 500x335 16kB)
Lebanese are shit tier people

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