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2013-03-21 04:11 9328938 Anonymous (tumblr_llroqlrRrl1qbry5f.jpg 500x375 31kB)
What are the 3 easiest ways to get killed in your country? Please try to be original
in here:
1. Wearing a football t-shirt of the opposite team of the crowd around you
2. Protest against the big syndicates or kirchnerism
3. Crossing the street without looking at least 3 times
Pic unrelated, it's an argentinian author i really like.
3 min later 9328999 Anonymous
1. Get involved with niggers
2. Get involved with sandniggers
3. Get involved with slavniggers
8 min later 9329099 Anonymous
1. Living in a rough part of Winnipeg
2. Not wearing enough in the winter in Winnipeg
3. Not wearing enough in the summer in Winnipeg
there's a reason Venetian Snares thinks it's a frozen shithole
9 min later 9329127 Anonymous
1) Running down the streets of a black neighborhood in a white sheet shouting "Niggers"
2) Punching a police officer
3) Being in school as a child
12 min later 9329184 Anonymous
1. Walking under a Eucalyptus tree without putting Vegemite behind your ears
2. Pissing off a kangaroo
3. Driving a car in Queensland.
12 min later 9329193 Anonymous
>>9329127
>3) Being in school as a child
top shelf
13 min later 9329205 Anonymous
1. Go to a movie theatre
2. Go to school in a suburban area
3. Complain about slowly eroding freedoms
13 min later 9329208 Anonymous
1. Parents forget to feed you for the first few months of your life
2. Live in Auckland
3. Drunk Drivers
15 min later 9329248 Anonymous
1.Wearing the wrong hockey jersey during a hockey riot
2.Going through a Native American reserve shouting "WE SHOULDA FINISHED YOU OFFFFF WHITE POWER"
3.Wearing white during a snow storm and getting hit by a snow plow
15 min later 9329257 Anonymous
>>9328938
1. Join to a drug cartel
2. Join to the police
3. Drink a lot of alcohol
17 min later 9329279 Anonymous
>getting killed
>Norway
With the exception of expressing your liberal opinions on an island, people don't usually get killed here.
18 min later 9329300 Anonymous
>>9329279
10/10 would laugh again.
21 min later 9329362 Anonymous
1. Step on someone's shoe in a club. 100% certainty of being stabbed.
2. Drive anywhere in Southern Trinidad.
3. Go to a government hospital. You will go in for a broken leg and end up in the morgue.
22 min later 9329375 Anonymous
1. Just living here, you'll probably kill yourself sooner or later
2. Drinking, falling asleep at some park bench, freezing to death
3. Catch a real life teddy bear and wait for mama bear to join to the party
22 min later 9329379 Anonymous
1. overdose
2. overdose
3. talking shit about us
22 min later 9329394 Anonymous
>>9329375
>Walk around Malmo
24 min later 9329420 Anonymous
>>9329394
No.
26 min later 9329462 Anonymous
1)Driving in Rome
2)Visit Naples
3)Visit Palermo
26 min later 9329466 Anonymous
1) Burn Quran, Turkish flag or Atatürk poster in the street or shout something bad about these topics or disturb a woman and be persistent about it
2) Be in a Kurd or a gypsy neighborhood
3) Get jailed because of a sexual crime like rape or being a pedophile
31 min later 9329549 Anonymous
>>9328938
1.Death by falling rock from unfinished sideroad
2.Death by falling on a huge hole in the middle of the street
3.Death by disease for being on the hospital wait line for three years for treatment.
32 min later 9329563 Anonymous
1. Insult Islam/Quran
2. Wearing Persija Jakarta FC jersey in Bandung, West Java on match day or vice versa
3. Riding motorcycle in Jakarta
32 min later 9329564 Anonymous
>>9329362
organ traffic much?
33 min later 9329584 Anonymous
1. Get killed by gypsies
2. Proclaim that Transylvania is rightful Romanian clay and Székelys are Romanians in disguise anyway then get promptly killed
3. Act all gay and progressive and liberal n shit in seedy pubs around football fans
35 min later 9329613 Anonymous
>>9329563
>3. Riding motorcycle in Jakarta
Then 3/4 of your population should be death by now.
35 min later 9329620 Anonymous
>>9329613
They are
36 min later 9329630 Grizzled Ancient
1) Going to Jane and Finch at night
2) Wearing a Leafs jersey in Quebec
3) Forgetting your hand made mittens at home.
36 min later 9329645 Anonymous (loldick.jpg 262x192 6kB)
1. Go to the inner city and say "nigger"
2. Try to cross the highway during rush hour
3. Go hunting with Dick Cheney
40 min later 9329735 Anonymous
1. Be naive and think rich areas in big cities are safe just because of the high cost of things
2. Take public transit
3. Say nigger
40 min later 9329747 Anonymous
pick up the soap in jail(die for sodomy)
being a original native
go to "la mona" recitals in sargents cabral
Ese es alberto laiseca? si es el sos un groso
40 min later 9329754 Anonymous
1. Being a 4 year old British child on vacation in the Algarve
2. Running over a gypsy
3.Driving
40 min later 9329755 Anonymous
>>9329645
>>9329735
>"say nigger"mind
41 min later 9329768 Anonymous (spics homicide.png 539x440 32kB)
>>9328938
But argentina... people doe not get killed in argentina! you are white
41 min later 9329775 Anonymous
>>9329564
Even worse, it's just incompetence. But since the government started importing doctors and nurses from other countries it has gotten a little better.
42 min later 9329791 Anonymous
>>9329257
Mexico doesn't need to apply.
42 min later 9329812 Anonymous
>>9329747
lo es
45 min later 9329860 Anonymous
>>9329768
>we have the super hability to "draw" any static of any international organism
49 min later 9329958 ATTENTION WHORE (tigerhinh-nen-ho-10-1920x1200.jpg 1920x1200 564kB)
1. Scream nigger! in a black neighborhood
2. Walk around a bad area at night
3. Say 5 guys hamburgers suck
50 min later 9329986 Anonymous
>>9329127
>>9329958
>>9329735
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJQE 5RKUTZQ
51 min later 9329995 Anonymous
>>9329563
I thought Indonesia was secular? is 1. from government or angry muslims?
57 min later 9330136 Anonymous
>>9329995
angry muslims
but i can assure you most of indonesian muslims are hypocrite.
58 min later 9330158 Anonymous
1. Relaxing around Russians
1 hours later 9330239 Anonymous
>>9329754
Is one a ref to Madelane Mccann? did they ever find out what happenned to her?
2 hours later 9331306 Anonymous
>>9330239
Mommy killed her, daddy covered it up.
2 hours later 9331316 Anonymous
>>9328938
1.walk into illegal muslims
2.walk into illegal albanians
3.walk into both of them
3 hours later 9331936 Anonymous
>>9330136
Tell me more
In other news, I fucking love /int/, I learn so much from people I'd never otherwise have had a chanc to talk to.
3 hours later 9331959 Anonymous
>>9331306
Google says you're lying
3 hours later 9332011 Anonymous (Maddieps3.gif 728x90 39kB)
>>9330239
>>9331306
>>9331959
Just passing by.
3 hours later 9332016 Anonymous
>Going anywhere near the Mexican border
>Live anywhere but the northern midwest
>Be within a 500 square miles of Florida
3 hours later 9332050 Anonymous
>>9332011
Q: What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and Pope John Paul II?
A: The Pope died a virgin.
3 hours later 9332073 Anonymous
>>9332011
Wasn't she in a /b/tards basement?
3 hours later 9332089 Anonymous
>>9329549
>being a nica
That was easy
3 hours later 9332120 Anonymous
>>9332073
Nah, unfortunately she may be no more at this point.
Q: What do Madeleine McCann and bananas have in common?
A: Both are flown to England in boxes.
3 hours later 9332126 Anonymous
>>9332050
Didn't he have a gf when he was younger?
3 hours later 9332132 Anonymous
1. Calling an Indian a "pariya" near an indian neighbourhood/mob
2.Get diabeetus /heart disease from eating too much of our local food
3.Walking alone in in the streets of K.L at night (prepare to get shanked/ shot with drugs from used syringes)
Other than that are usual ones like becoming a mat rempit/street bike racer or disrupting a triad's mahjong game
3 hours later 9332134 Gringo
1. Going to a bad part of town
2. Wandering off into the jungle
3. Getting kilt by sendistas
3 hours later 9332136 Anonymous (1361169022014.jpg 715x957 142kB)
>>9329099
fellow Winnifaggot
1) unwittingly purchase a slurpee in -38C
2) walk around downtown after 11pm
3) own a small business
3 hours later 9332141 Anonymous
>>9332073
oh yeah I saw that picture
wasn't it proved to be shooped?
3 hours later 9332155 Anonymous
1. walking around rich in a poor area
2. going to jail (no flip in 4ch would survive jail)
3. shabu
3 hours later 9332180 Anonymous
>>9332132
>disrupting a triad's mahjong game
why the fuck would anyone ever do that?
3 hours later 9332185 Anonymous
1. Alcohol poisoning
2. Driving while being drunk
3. Stabbed by drunkard
Taking my flag in account it's not very original, isn't it?
3 hours later 9332200 Anonymous
>>9332180
drunk or stupid
3 hours later 9332221 Anonymous
1. Insult the Queen
2. Insult Big Ben the bong
3. Smack a well hard nut in the gabber down t' local infront of his missus who you think is a bit of orate
3 hours later 9332227 Anonymous
Swimming in water
Going outside
Staying inside
3 hours later 9332242 Anonymous
>>9332227
>Swimming in water
i saw people swimming everywhere in the gold coast
3 hours later 9332243 Anonymous
1. Being born in Australia
2. Living in Australia
3. Visiting Australia
3 hours later 9332247 Anonymous
>>9332242
They all later died
3 hours later 9332263 Anonymous
>>9332227
I worked as a lifeguard in Australia two summers ago, swimming is fine.
3 hours later 9332264 Anonymous (1363548858326.jpg 1024x616 207kB)
>>9332247
oh yeah. water spiders
3 hours later 9332287 Anonymous
Having sex with a black person
Being black
being white in a black neighborhood
3 hours later 9332429 Anonymous
According to government statistics from 2010:
1. Accidents (120,859)
2. Suicide (38,364)
3. Homicide (16,259)
So by the most likely cause is that you accidentally die, followed by killing yourself, and then lastly by someone killing you.
So in other words:
1. Being reckless
2. Being depressed
3. Being stupid
If you have all three, you are almost guaranteed to die no matter where you live in the world.
4 hours later 9332468 Anonymous
1. suicide
2. tick bite
3. telling Kaunas dude he is a rooster
4 hours later 9332495 Anonymous
woah, there's no easy way to get killed here. maybe while trying to stab a cop, but even then it's more likely they let you live.
4 hours later 9332514 Anonymous
>>9332495
>Be jewish
>Run into neonazis
4 hours later 9332551 Anonymous
>>9332514
funny thing is, arabs are more often violent against jews here than neonazis.
4 hours later 9332658 Anonymous
>>9332495
>no easy way to get killed
>not paying your brothel tab
>drinking yourself to death
>autobahn
>starting world wars
>immigrants
4 hours later 9332673 Anonymous
>>9329645
wouldn't the cars be at a complete stop or very slow during rush hour? only problem would be the carpool lane
4 hours later 9332751 Anonymous
1. Leaving the United States of America.
2. Being in the vicinity of foreigners and second class citizens.
3. Telling the truth about THOSE people to THOSE people.
4 hours later 9332784 Anonymous
>>9332751
>fat
>fat
>3muchbacon5u
Those are the ways a murkan will die easist from.
4 hours later 9332819 Anonymous (images.jpg 296x170 3kB)
Pic
> eating in public during Yom Kippur in Bnei Barack
> arguing soccer with drunk kebab or drunk anyone really
> not eating hummus
4 hours later 9332883 Anonymous
>>9332784
>Costa Rica
>carteles de la droga
>drogas
>estando un centroamericano
4 hours later 9332898 Venezuela
>Walking outside
>Going outside
>Thinking of outside
4 hours later 9332928 Anonymous
>>9332883
>Costa Rica
>carteles
>implying those just dont send their drugs from colombia to USA or mexico thru our ocean because our police doesnt give a shit about it.
4 hours later 9332984 Anonymous
>>9332819
I legitimately lol'd. How's Canada treating you?
> >>9329099
I might as well do an Alberta specific list.
> Be 18 in Alberta and NOT drink alcohol
> Own a smart car instead of a truck
> Not having an interest in sports, hockey particular
4 hours later 9333062 Anonymous
>>9332984
Freezing my ass off and loving it. Do you guys usually have this much snow in mid-march?
I'm here to meet my fiancee's family, and I'm falling in love with your country.
You should be of proud, Canada is a beautiful and great country.
4 hours later 9333093 Anonymous
1. Say you dislike hockey- everyone beats you to death
2. Speak english in Quebec- The french beat you to death in rage, en francais
3. Run into a native woman who finds you attractive, get knocked out, raped, die of sperm loss
4 hours later 9333120 Anonymous
Colombia
>Insult a NarcoFag
>Betray Narcos
Pretty much
4 hours later 9333206 Anonymous
Death by
1. Gypsies
2. Somalis
3. Russians
4 hours later 9333210 Anonymous
>>9333062
Eh, not usually. However it's not exactly unexpected either. At any rate, glad to hear that you're enjoying our weather. I know when I visited Israel a couple years ago, it rained practically non-stop for the first few days. Walking from Jaffa road to the Old City, while having a cold, during a downpour, was not a pleasant experience. Of course, the sun came out after that and I had the time of my life. To this day, I still swear you guys have some of the best-tasting food I've ever had.
5 hours later 9333232 Anonymous
Originality? No. I tell you the truth:
1. Driving and hitting a moose.
2. Driving and hitting a reindeer.
3. Driving and hitting a somali.
10 hours later 9336840 Anonymous
1. Talking to someone while lining up for a midnight snack after bars have closed
2. Sitting next to someone on a bus when there's room to sit elsewhere
3. Announcing that you're gay in the center og Joensuu
11 hours later 9336888 Anonymous
>>9336840
>1. Talking to someone while lining up for a midnight snack after bars have closed
Forget talking, just try to cut in line. Same applies at taxi stands.
>2. Sitting next to someone on a bus when there's room to sit elsewhere
That's stupid.
11 hours later 9336918 Anonymous
>>9336888
>What is sense of humor
11 hours later 9336947 Anonymous
>>9336918
I'd explain it to you, but going by your posts I think you'd have some trouble grasping the concept.
11 hours later 9336977 Anonymous (kike.jpg 227x222 5kB)
>>9336947
I'm so sorry, Kimmo.
11 hours later 9336986 Anonymous
>>9333120
A businessman recently betrayed colombian narcos by not giving them money he kept to himself, they kidnapped him, and he promised he was going to sell his house to pay them, so they freed them. Now he can't sell his house because he told his story and deals with the narcos to the police.
11 hours later 9336988 Anonymous
>not paying 30% in tips
>divorce cases
>not letting a black guy beat you
>against homosexuality
>against illegal immigration
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