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2013-03-20 09:43 9320125 Anonymous (Spanish_Empire-World_Map.png 1357x628 44kB)
Sometimes I wish the Spanish colonised Australia, instead of the English. Atleast then the Spaniards would have killed off all the abos and we would live in peace and without fear of getting mugged everytime we walk outside.

2 min later 9320177 Anonymous
>>9320125 But then we would speak only spanish and we would be third world.

2 min later 9320186 Anonymous
But the Spanish didn't teach its colonies to be sofisticated and civilized. Many former spanish colonies ended up in civil wars after Spain left them. Now they are all shitholes.

3 min later 9320193 Anonymous
But then you wouldn't be white.

3 min later 9320209 Anonymous
Take a quick look at that map again. Everywhere that's highlighted (save for Straya) has turned into absolute shit. And I should know, I was raised in that red region.

4 min later 9320229 Anonymous
>>9320193 >spainish >not SPQR master race

5 min later 9320239 Anonymous (a4539tvZ00qzgeemo1_500.gif 500x374 506kB)
>>9320125 now you had me pondering, aubro: would the spaniards have blanda opp'd with the abbos? i mean, they're horny but a man has his dignity! and our injuns aren't that good looking either! not the kuruminhas, the REAL ones

5 min later 9320257 Anonymous
>>9320209 >lived in one country >Thinks he knows every country in an entire continent Welp

6 min later 9320275 Anonymous
Straya, my son, if we didn't make you you'd be some shit favella. Our Empire may not have been right, but we did a mostly good job at sorting out the countries we had. >inb4 Africa, it's an entire shithole

6 min later 9320290 Anonymous
>>9320239 Well the english tried to do that, they fucked every abo that moved and it just breeded more of them.

6 min later 9320297 Anonymous
>>9320257 Argentina was the 7th richest country in the world 100 years ago. But then the Spanish gene struck you and gave you communism on your mind. You are doomed, spaniard

7 min later 9320307 Anonymous
B-b-but muh International/Compromise rules

9 min later 9320353 Anonymous
>>9320307 hey iebro, i've been meaning to ask you: what do you know about the War against Paraguay? and about Eliza Lynch? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eliza_ Lynch how come you almost let her die?

10 min later 9320380 Anonymous (220px-Cortes-Hernan-LOC[1].jpg 220x278 8kB)
Hernán Cortés, greatest man to ever live.

11 min later 9320404 Anonymous
>>9320380 no

11 min later 9320416 Anonymous
MANDRAKE MANDRAKE MANDRAKE

12 min later 9320445 Anonymous
>>9320353 Huh, who would've though we had such ties? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Au stralia

13 min later 9320458 Anonymous
>>9320404 Yes, he got the job done.

14 min later 9320500 Anonymous
>>9320458 >>9320380 he had (officially) one kuruminha lover tho (prolly fathered a lot of mestizos with other ones)

14 min later 9320504 Anonymous
>>9320353 Sorry, this is the first I have ever heard of her, we have so much diaspora, its hard to keep up with them all. Did we kill her?

14 min later 9320509 Anonymous
>>9320125 This map is grossly incorrect. Almost all the South and Pantanal were colonized by Spain too.

15 min later 9320526 Anonymous
>>9320509 It's only at a different period.

15 min later 9320527 Anonymous
>>9320125 >spanish >killing natives instead of fucking them straya just went full retard

16 min later 9320536 Anonymous
>>9320186 They were Instigated by the Brittish to revolt against Spain, how's that our fault. When we were in control they were actually pretty good.

16 min later 9320563 Anonymous
>>9320125 By "killed off" you meant "bred with," right?

17 min later 9320566 Anonymous
>>9320527 Atleast they would have successfully breeded them out.

17 min later 9320581 Anonymous
>>9320416 >Nathan Drake We wish he had colonized the whole world

18 min later 9320588 Anonymous
>>9320566 And you'd have abo genes. You really didn't think this through.

18 min later 9320610 Anonymous
>>9320563 Australian abos are ugly, we wouldn't have bred with those disgusting spics. I think if we discovered Australia the people there would be a mix of spanish-emu descent.

19 min later 9320626 Anonymous
>>9320504 no, lol, not you, but the brazilians almost did

21 min later 9320677 Anonymous (image.jpg 222x227 6kB)
>>9320610 Oh c'mon, you didn't mix with the natives because they were good looking, you were just horny and had no women

23 min later 9320728 Anonymous
>>9320353 Lendo sobre essa mulher agora. Ela valia mais que López e Dom Coxinha III juntos.

24 min later 9320747 sage
>>9320677 right because, amerindians are horrible the old spaniards were very necesitated

25 min later 9320784 Anonymous
>>9320380 >>9320229 >>9320125 >>9320458 stop it proxyfag, or are you just a young spanish emigrant loooking for jobs in Aus? Anyway, we'd have not killed the natives, we'd have raped them and stolen dem golds and shit.

27 min later 9320819 Anonymous
>>9320784 I'm actually half spanish

29 min later 9320864 Anonymous (1355696051453712.gif 280x250 2708kB)
You people seriously think that SA is a hole full of crime, hunger, civil wars and anarchy like Africa?

29 min later 9320874 Anonymous
>>9320784 >abos >gold Unless you classify sticks as gold, you're going to walk away empty handed.

29 min later 9320877 Anonymous
The spanish would FUCK the abos women instead of killing them, you would have had a mix between abos and spaniards... Also, the latin culture is lazy, so you would be a 3rd world country.

30 min later 9320893 Anonymous
>>9320864 Yes, because it is.

30 min later 9320907 Anonymous
>>9320877 Maybe you should've colonised us then.

32 min later 9320937 Anonymous
>>9320864 Yes

32 min later 9320947 Anonymous
>>9320784 hold on, there's gold on Australia?? i knew only of the asbestos mines

32 min later 9320949 Anonymous
>>9320864 No

33 min later 9320963 Anonymous
>>9320125 >would have killed off the abos >spain >killing native populations wholesale You should have taken care of them the way we took care of the native, trail of tears style.

33 min later 9320980 Anonymous
>>9320907 They were too busy in African-like internal wars.

34 min later 9320992 Anonymous
Wrong, they'd rape every Abo and now you'd be a mixed cunt living in a shithole like Mexico. You'd probably have to deal with drug cartels that have more power than your government and walk thirty miles, barefeet, for a glass of dirty water.

34 min later 9320998 Anonymous
>>9320125 You'd have abo blood

35 min later 9321025 Anonymous
>>9320864 Half of it, yes. >>9320874 >>9320947 Then their silver or whatever they got there, anything but the spiders.

37 min later 9321073 Anonymous
>>9320677 You overestimate the male sex drive, it doesn't matter how horny you get, nobody wants to fuck THAT.

38 min later 9321103 Anonymous (john-travolta-bald.jpg 293x473 38kB)
By the way, Australia was actually discovered by Portugal. Now pay my denbts, Aus.

38 min later 9321108 Anonymous
>>9320907 >Germans >Navy Actually, I'll do you one better >Germans >Good coastal cities

38 min later 9321119 Anonymous
>>9321025 >Abos silver The most they had was oil, but they didn't know what to do with it.

39 min later 9321131 Anonymous
>>9321103 Fuck off we were discovered by the dutch first.

40 min later 9321142 Anonymous (abst.jpg 290x217 39kB)
>>9321073 They're not THAT bad...

40 min later 9321151 Anonymous
>>9321142 Oh god, that thing belongs in a zoo.

41 min later 9321172 Anonymous
>>9321131 Don't deny your Portuguese roots. Also, why the fuck was I stopped at the airport by you cunts for not wearing a shirt?

41 min later 9321173 Anonymous
>>9321142 she can't be pure abo

43 min later 9321218 Anonymous
>>9321172 Are you serious? Wear a shirt you degenerate.

44 min later 9321231 Anonymous
>>9321173 No such thing exists, the english managed to breed out the 100% abo gene. So now every abo alive today has some white heritage.

44 min later 9321245 Anonymous
>>9321142 Are British women truly as ugly as this post implies?

45 min later 9321265 Anonymous
>>9321245 Yes, that pic is of the best looking woman in england.

45 min later 9321273 Anonymous
>>9321231 W-wait So y-you mean they w-were even uglier?

45 min later 9321274 Anonymous
Killing all the natives is something we failed to do here too. Now we pay for it. Shame. We should unite to remove the remaining pests.

46 min later 9321291 Anonymous
>>9320125 Tell us about the aboriginals. I've heard that they are all alcoholics, is it true?

46 min later 9321294 Anonymous
>>9320125 I'd be OK with that.

46 min later 9321295 Anonymous
>>9321273 Dude, they were like fucking hairless gorillas

47 min later 9321311 Anonymous
>>9321291 Yes, all they do is drink, smoke, live off welfare payments and just generally be a menace to society.

48 min later 9321331 Anonymous (samantha-harris-model.jpg 502x700 38kB)
>>9321245 >Are British women truly as ugly as this post implies? Well, yes, but I'm actually from Portugal.

48 min later 9321335 Anonymous
>>9321218 I thought that everyone in Australia was always shirtless. S-sorry. >>9321291 I was watching a documentary saying that Australia is "racyss" because Abos make up a small percentage of the population, but 50% of the inmates. Apparently most of them are in for drugs and domestic violence.

48 min later 9321347 Anonymous (snrk.png 210x230 3kB)
>>9321295 So just like white Australians.

49 min later 9321355 Anonymous
>>9321331 Prova que és Português.

49 min later 9321369 Anonymous
>>9321335 They have an unexplainable attraction for oil. If they see it, they WILL grab it, put in a cloth and sniff the shit out of his minds.

50 min later 9321373 Anonymous
>>9321265 I wasn't implying the woman in the picture was British, but implying that British women must look bad if that poster were to imply that that women were at all passable.

50 min later 9321402 Anonymous
>>9321355 O meu hovercraft está cheio de enguias

51 min later 9321410 Anonymous
Going on their track record, they'd have probably raped the locals and most Aussies would have been an Abo/Spanish mix and the living standards would be similar to Latin America.

51 min later 9321424 Anonymous (86548645685.png 800x407 85kB)
>>9320125 And if France had colonised you ? :)

52 min later 9321446 Anonymous
>>9321369 I danced with a few locals when I was there, but that was my only interaction with abos. Were pretty cool guys. I enjoy the smell of oil from time to time, but I wouldn't go crazy over it. >>9321402 Confirmado. Que fazes por essas bandas?

54 min later 9321485 Anonymous (tsi.jpg 650x366 102kB)
So what's the deal with Torres Strait Islanders?

54 min later 9321500 Anonymous
>>9321424 Most of the abo's would be living in paris right now.

55 min later 9321517 Anonymous
>>9321500 10/10

58 min later 9321582 Anonymous
>>9321500 And live in your country India and Pakistan now.

58 min later 9321583 Anonymous (1344100394489.png 352x396 268kB)
>>9321517

58 min later 9321595 Anonymous
>>9320747 Amerindians in general are pretty ugly. Some mestizo girls, though...

58 min later 9321597 Anonymous
>>9321582 I'll take the scent of curry stained people over the scent of petrol smoking abo's any day.

1 hours later 9321697 Anonymous
>>9321402 >O meu hovercraft está cheio de enguias >>9321446 >Confirmado. Que fazes por essas bandas? Ũnh... isso é algum "sinal" entre vocês ou coisa similar?

1 hours later 9321724 Anonymous (396px-Julio_A_Roca.jpg 396x599 50kB)
>>9320125 Yeah, we were the one killing natives, not the spanish. Check your data.

1 hours later 9322271 Anonymous
>>9320864 Yes, they totally do. Which is hilarious and shows how ignorant they are.

1 hours later 9323063 Anonymous
we haves abos and your have become a shithole

1 hours later 9323186 Anonymous
>>9320566 Look at Mexico, Peru, and much of central America, you'd be Spanish speaking part Abo. You might also be part African what with the Spanish constantly importing slaves when the natives died to disease. + with the rich history of corruption you'd be a third world nation.

1 hours later 9323210 Anonymous
>>9320239 try spending a year on a boat the size of an american suv and you'll fuck monkeys if thats all there is

1 hours later 9323266 Anonymous
We wouldn't be able to enjoy that beautiful accent though m8

1 hours later 9323309 Oaxaqueño Superior
>>9320864 Yes

2 hours later 9323418 Anonymous (1357355709343.png 491x325 301kB)
>>9320536

2 hours later 9323494 Anonymous (3570012571_9b822c9298_o.jpg 1500x1000 711kB)
Note: South America is poor because after the independence of our colonies the British ruled the seas, so commerce from such nations was heavily restricted. South America wanted independence in order to sell their goods freely towards Europe (tobacco, etc.) but after their independence the Britons dominated the seas and they were fucked.

2 hours later 9323523 Anonymous
but you wouldn't be white OP.

2 hours later 9323553 Anonymous (1335798941015.jpg 500x337 25kB)
>>9323494 >European trade rivals didn't want other Europeans to buy their stuff is why they are poor

2 hours later 9324072 Anonymous
>>9320947 There WAS. I don't know about now. But the abbos definitely didn't have gold. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Austr alian_gold_rushes

2 hours later 9324104 Anonymous
>>9323523 Not OP, but I would be white because my family goes back to France, Switzerland, Norway and Denmark as far as I could trace it.

2 hours later 9324172 Anonymous
>>9323494 We are poor because we had to keep going with the Iberian administrative system you and your cousins left here. And, you'll agree with me on this one, you guys are great sailors, chefs, poets, but AWFUL managers.

2 hours later 9324181 Anonymous
>>9324104 Only anglos are white retard

2 hours later 9324255 ExAntofagastino master race
>>9320125 >Spaniards >Killing indians You cant be this idiot, can you?

2 hours later 9324264 Anonymous
>>9324181 >New Zealand trying to tell me what colour my skin is Now I've seen everything.

2 hours later 9324310 Anonymous
>>9324264 >some stupid aussie pretending to be clever See this shit everday Why aren't you out digging holes for your masters Gillard and Rinehart?

2 hours later 9324321 Type R
>implying it wouldn't just be full of metizos instead

2 hours later 9324350 Anonymous
>>9324310 There is not a single item in this post that isn't amusing and that deserves/requires response.

2 hours later 9324364 Anonymous
>>9324255 thats why you are posting here.

2 hours later 9324378 Anonymous
>>9324104 >France pig disgusting

2 hours later 9324402 Anonymous
>implying the spaniards wouldn't of fucked the abbos creating some kind of strange moorishabo mutant

2 hours later 9324415 ExAntofagastino master race
>>9324364 Ofc, afterall im a castizo like almost everybody here.

2 hours later 9324479 Anonymous
Australia wants to become a new SouthAmerica Good for you Bro, we almost 1st world...

2 hours later 9324514 Anonymous
>>9324479 that feel when other countries call themselves almost 1st world Im the only almost 1st world in SA

2 hours later 9324558 ExAntofagastino master race
>>9324514 >implying we're not first world already At least you tried, perubro.

2 hours later 9324581 Anonymous
>>9324558 go play with your picker, minero ramirez.

2 hours later 9324633 Anonymous
>>9323494 >>9323494 Wow that's nice, what city is it?

2 hours later 9324671 Anonymous
>>9324633 Sevilla

2 hours later 9324784 Anonymous
>>9323494 They are poor because they are indios. Chile will be first world because they have a lot of whites and el salvador ,for example,probably will never be.

3 hours later 9325177 Anonymous
>>9324671 >>9324671 Thanks m8

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