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2013-03-20 01:44 9302035 Anonymous (GRORIOUS_NIPPON.jpg 892x800 326kB)
How would your country be different if the Axis won WW2? Mine would probably be bigger because the Japs let us take French Indochina. We'd also be a Jap puppet state but it's not like we have great politicians now so whatever.

3 min later 9302114 Anonymous
My mother tongue would be German and I think I would've liked that. Wir müssen die juden ausrotten!

5 min later 9302176 Anonymous
>>9302035 I wouldn't be alive. My country wouldn't exist.

6 min later 9302218 Anonymous
ASEAN proves they have no idea how to run themselves. Under Japan rule they would have actually done better, just would have to sacrifice 'muh nationalism'.

8 min later 9302253 Anonymous
like the EU today, but with less boarders since Greece won't exist and are replaced by productive people, we could be one of the superpower with russia, china and the US

9 min later 9302277 Anonymous
I guess everything here would be bigger, more prosperous and with Hitler statues everywhere. Also I could send a letter with the Reichspost from here to Groß-Moskau for like 0,50 Rreichsmark.

10 min later 9302312 Döner kebab
I am glad that Germans lost the war. It didn't change their mentality much though.

11 min later 9302333 Döner kebab
>>9302253 Imagine thinking Bundespolizei sees what you've posted, kraut.

12 min later 9302352 Anonymous
most of the northern plains and coastal regions would have been genocided and eaten by japanese cannibals.

12 min later 9302354 Anonymous
>>9302312 You turk smell, jealous of germany? haha you jealous

12 min later 9302364 Anonymous
Well, I'd guess that the US and Canada would be completely isolated.

13 min later 9302388 Anonymous (FatherlansUE64-ter.jpg 1054x787 123kB)
I can honestly say finland would have been better off if germany/axis had won.

14 min later 9302392 Anonymous
I wish Germany and Japan won. China and non-Germanic Europe are shit.

17 min later 9302480 Anonymous
>>9302035 WWⅡ thailand is dual diplomacy about a japan and Britain. Also thai friend tell me Pearl Harbor is Germany he say teacher was teaching.

18 min later 9302535 Anonymous
I dunno. As far as we know Hitler didn't have much of a long-term vision for Britain and hadn't planned on fighting us, pretty sure he wanted to put Edward VIII back on the throne and install Oswald Mosely as PM though. So we'd have a powerless monarch and a PM who always had to cater to the needs of his much more powerful ally. So, er, not much different to how things are right now.

19 min later 9302542 Anonymous (1343784529504.gif 300x340 682kB)
>>9302392 >mfw amurika, the world's greatest power for good, supports the 2 most genocidal nations in the history of the world... must be a skinhead or something.

20 min later 9302581 Anonymous
Obviously better off. I don't believe Hitler would have had annexed France or GB.

22 min later 9302628 Anonymous (1336027608001.jpg 1250x884 78kB)
>>9302542 >USSR >China Whatever Nazi Germany did to USSR or IJA Japan did to China, pales to USSR and China's evil. Churchill and FDR fucking hated USSR and China. It was an alliance of convenience.

24 min later 9302654 Anonymous ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
>Axis were bad >Allies were good

24 min later 9302670 Anonymous
Either: -Japanese labour colony for delicious resources OR: -Germoney would stick up for us because we're mighty whities and we'd be some kind of condominium... Personally I wouldnt' be here though because my family's British, so I'd be a good BUF youth lad, and since I'm now of age, i'd be doin ma national service pushin' around slavshits and makin' sure that the Bolsheviks don't dare come over them Urals.

25 min later 9302687 Anonymous
We'd probably lose Hawaii and parts or all of Alaska. Probably would have had to pay massive reparations, which may or may not have crippled the economy. On the other hand, no Marshall Plan, so I don't know. The post-war economy would have developed completely differently. We'd probably have to buy Japanese products on unfavorable terms for a long time. Also no GI Bill, so tons of the soldiers who went to college would have stayed in factories, farms, or other menial jobs. It's an interesting though experiment. Overall though, we would have come out better than any of the other Allies, I imagine.

26 min later 9302717 Anonymous
>>9302628 those numbers seem vastly inflated

28 min later 9302753 Anonymous
>>9302628 my bad >2 of the most genocidal nations in the history of the world Also fascist authoritarian, completely against what the US of A stands for. Again, must be a skinhead!

29 min later 9302801 Anonymous
>>9302628 Leopold II. Charles Darwin's secret identity. I knew he was evil!!

31 min later 9302832 Anonymous
>Siding with Mao and Stalin Nope

31 min later 9302834 Anonymous
>>9302352 whoa, china flag. Don't see these too often

34 min later 9302905 Anonymous
>>9302717 Yeah, I'm a bit suspicious of that image as well. Although something like 30-40 million people starved in the Great Leap Forward, and they're probably counting the Korean War too, so who knows.

40 min later 9303041 Anonymous
Germoney museum. (Not saying I wouldn't like it)

42 min later 9303091 Anonymous
Americans told me Germans wanted me dead because I'm not white. so exterminated... I guess.

43 min later 9303128 Anonymous
>>9303091 no germany would still be in europe it won't dominate the world you are out of reach. and when we sided with kebab, you should be fine, too (as long you are not jew)

45 min later 9303160 Anonymous
>>9303128 But. but... america told me...

47 min later 9303227 Anonymous
>>9303160 can't argue with that, though

50 min later 9303273 Anonymous
Japan-run united Nusantara, I think Indonesia + Malaysia + Singabong I don't think they'd integrate the Phillipinnes

51 min later 9303300 Anonymous
>>9302218 don't worry no nationalism in puppet countries right?? But I guess there'd be massive Islamic revival instead of secularism since the Japs are pretty into their state church etc.

51 min later 9303304 Anonymous
>>9302035 probably my country (and Latin america) would be the same

52 min later 9303316 Anonymous
>>9303091 We would be militarized as fuck everyman would have a rifle and we would be in total control of the American command. >tfw watching Veracruz from U-boats.

53 min later 9303347 Anonymous
>>9302628 >no suharto >no recognition to 2+ mil. 'suspected communists' exterminated in the whole isles chain by the order of Americans sad

54 min later 9303358 Anonymous
>>9302035 We MIGHT be more important on a global level because we might have been important after Argentina went full Axis and invaded the rest of South America and began ethnic cleaning of the indios, Brazil and us prolly would have had to put them down. But who knows, might have not done a damn thing.

54 min later 9303364 Anonymous
>>9303091 >believing the bullshit of germany wanting a full aryan world they only wanted the jews out of their country, also if they wanted a full aryan world, why they allied with italy and japan then?

55 min later 9303378 Anonymous (pacwar.gif 530x441 25kB)
okay. JAPAN STRONK

56 min later 9303388 Anonymous
>>9303364 >2013 >believing Germans shiggydiggy-doo-wop-iggy

57 min later 9303410 Anonymous
>>9303364 >this jews were a made up reason to go full apeshit on other countries

57 min later 9303418 Anonymous
>>9303358 Had Germany been winning the war they may have tried something like the Zimmerman telegram again and offered Mexico the southern US and industries in exchange for oil and German bases. That could have been potentially bad ass. Stalhalm wearing neo-Aztec empire.

1 hours later 9303466 Anonymous
>>9303410 >>9303364 I know guys, I just wanted to joke with the american argument. I think that argument was used partially to convince niggers to fight for america despite being treated like shit by their own country. >look nigger, I hate you, but at least I freed you and I let you live. if you don't help me being at the front lines the germans will gas you all.

1 hours later 9303484 Anonymous (1362620538896.png 1869x650 163kB)
Everything would be the same?

1 hours later 9303515 Anonymous
>>9303091 Hitler had the same racial precepts that the common north american. >Blacks are inferior >Whites are masterace >beaners pls stay in your land etc. The racism thing was just a way to justify the annexation of german lands, increase the moral and national pride and cohesion of the German race in one country. white pride is bullshit

1 hours later 9303523 Anonymous
Bigger and total bros with rulers of the world.

1 hours later 9303526 Anonymous
What make you think the Reich wouldn't fall hard after Hitler's dead? Well, since I'm in Japanese sphere I would be okay though. Chink genocide best day in my life.

1 hours later 9303530 Anonymous
If the Axis won, We'd have Nazi moon bases and Japanese gundam Mars bases.

1 hours later 9303537 Anonymous (The_Man_in_the_High_Castle.jpg 300x458 64kB)
Apparently where I live would be a Japanese puppet state.

1 hours later 9303538 Anonymous
>>9303484 there might be a chance of a brazilian-argentinian war if hitler wanted to expand his influences over South America

1 hours later 9303561 Anonymous
>>9302542 >two most genocidal Dohohohoho

1 hours later 9303571 Anonymous
>>9303537 You live in pacific coast?

1 hours later 9303614 Russian (34.jpg 740x494 128kB)
>>9302035 I wouldn't exist, because >lol, Slav subhuman

1 hours later 9303625 Anonymous
>>9303571 The Pacific States of America, part of the Greater East Asian Co-Prosperity Sphere.

1 hours later 9303646 Anonymous
>>9303538 what was Brazilian public opinion at the time? maybe BR can elaborate

1 hours later 9303653 Anonymous
>>9302628 >Post one of the most overused and inaccurate images as a source for his argument. you're doing it wrong

1 hours later 9303659 Anonymous
>>9303614 but that's not true even if we would win the war it's nearly impossible to conquer russia winters and the sheer size can be bitches

1 hours later 9303679 Anonymous
>>9303614 You are subhuman because you are a commies. I'm pretty sure German have collaborator among cossack.

1 hours later 9303699 Anonymous
>>9303364 uhhhhhh you're joking right? you do know jews weren't the only one the germans went after in their own country (and the countries they invaded)?

1 hours later 9303703 Anonymous
>>9303659 >>9303614 Wasn't the point of it all (other than the annihilation of Communism) to create a frontier like area that was in a constant state of war?

1 hours later 9303727 Anonymous
>>9303659 This is implying if the axis won, as in you conquered all the territory (maybe excluding bits of Siberia). More than likely, many Russians would not be around.

1 hours later 9303778 Russian
>>9303679 >I'm pretty sure German have collaborator among cossack. I'm a Russian Cossack, and hell, my Grandfather was a Commissar. How does that make you feel? (Along with the fact the majority of Cossacks remained loyal to their homeland (even though many Fascists go "LOL Csacks love us, we cool!"))

1 hours later 9303789 Anonymous
>>9303727 I thought about 'not attacking russia in the first place' was a good foundation of winning the ww2 the borders would be somewhere between poland and that's it

1 hours later 9303822 Russian
>>9303789 If Hitler had been removed in the spring of 1941, then there might have been that chance.

1 hours later 9303834 Anonymous
Malaysia!

1 hours later 9303836 Anonymous (yummy.jpg 500x340 34kB)
>>9302670 Meh.... We would've ended up with some huge fat Japanese little emperor fuck burping and saying "yummy yummy Auscunts in my belly."

1 hours later 9303843 Anonymous
>>9303659 The nazis could have just killed everyone. It's not like your country had a free press to report human right abuses

1 hours later 9303847 Anonymous
>>9302114 i think that sentence would be obsolete by now if the axis had won

1 hours later 9303885 Anonymous
>>9302717 The Khmer Rouge ones are notoriously underplayed. I've read stats stating figures leaning more towards 3-4 million. The reason being is they were executing babies that were unregistered due to no government as Enemies of the State. >Dumbfucks Call to Arms.

1 hours later 9303887 Anonymous
>>9303484 >australian japanese governed :( I'd rather be a puppet because at least I won't get viciously sodomised and bayonetted by Nips.. They'd probably put Boongs into a position of power too the fuckers, because of that whole "fuck whitey" mentality the japs had going on

1 hours later 9303905 Anonymous
>>9302035 Israel won't exist US would be free middle east won't be so assdevasteted about everything

1 hours later 9303913 Anonymous
>>9303834 Yes?

1 hours later 9303956 Anonymous
>>9303887 Hurry up white cunt and dig harder, that petrol wont extract itself fucking cunt. Now where's your little cute white daughter, no not that one the 4 year old, I got a boner that won't quit. >inb4 mass suicides.

1 hours later 9304036 Anonymous
>>9303913 Yuo are like little America, but with ISLAM instead of 50 stars!

1 hours later 9304053 Anonymous
>>9303905 actually a estate sorta like israel would exist since it was an idea of the nazis.

1 hours later 9304091 Anonymous
>>9304053 Yup it would of been Madagascar.

1 hours later 9304127 Anonymous
>>9303905 >>9304053 /pol/fags pls

1 hours later 9304302 Anonymous
>>9303956 Spot fucking on But don't worry, Bob Katter would lead the gallant Australian resistance and we shall remove both sushi and witchetty grub from the premises

1 hours later 9304324 Anonymous
>>9302388 Everything would've been better.

1 hours later 9304426 Anonymous
>>9304302 If he ever fell I'd do what that Jap cult allegedly did here and make my own nuke and nuke the fucking shit out of the country. Maralinga 2.0 glowing abos everywhere.

1 hours later 9304648 Anonymous
>>9304426 hahha the whole idea of the Abo's being in position of power above us all is not even a retrospective "what if" Its gonna happen man, Abos, Muslims, bad news. So y'know, vote no to that referendum to give them recognition of all the clay in the Constitution. Australia, the White Man's clay.

1 hours later 9304698 Anonymous
>>9304648 You're right. Why should I kiss goodbye to muh HDI?

2 hours later 9304725 Anonymous
>>9304698 Because you took their land anon, you took their land and are a bad person because you took their land We need the diversity, you should feel bad for not wanting the diversity. Christ, I've been to the tent embassy, they are fucking laughable and hate whitey fiercely, it's beautiful.

2 hours later 9304818 Anonymous
>Japan >fighting against white people and winning

2 hours later 9304927 Anonymous
>>9304818 mfw: Singapore

2 hours later 9305335 Anonymous
>>9303789 If the Nazis attacked Russia right after the Great Purge it would have been okay and they would have won, but Germany thought the Great Purge was something Russia was doing to trick Germany

2 hours later 9305394 Anonymous
I don't even care, probably the same shit. The only event that would have helped us would be if the USSR nuked the USA during the Cold War.

2 hours later 9305402 Anonymous
>>9305335 Well, your potential enemy starts punching himself on the face. wouldn't you think there was something wrong with that?

3 hours later 9306282 Anonymous
Well, let's see. We will become factory land for Japanese companies for a while. (Similar to what it is now, but more grim) Our daughters will work in Japanese bathhouses and relaxation centers. And, once the Nazi is done gassing the Jews and our natural resources, land and water are all exhausted, the Chinese, Japanese, and us Southeast Asians will start marching off to the gas chambers. How's that sound?

3 hours later 9306402 Anonymous
>>9306282 No. Reich will still died. You think they will hold all the rebel? At least Nationalism doesn't die unlike this timeline.

10 hours later 9310899 Anonymous (plakat.jpg 300x399 34kB)
There is a small chance that we'd be resettled to the Urals or someplace East. Most likely, we'd be a vassal state of the Reich with the Arrow Cross or some other far-right organization at the helm and German tourists would come here rest at the Balaton or the thermal spas and to buy illegal jazz records and pornography. Also, we'd be at odds with Romania. Chances are, there would have been a war some time around the 1950's about the ownership of Northern Transylvania which the Germans would either try to stop or would use to test their new weapons by supplying a few them to both sides.

10 hours later 9310981 Anonymous
All I know is that we'd be screwed

11 hours later 9311022 Anonymous
look at it from this side, there wouldn't be any daily macedonian threads

11 hours later 9311101 Anonymous
amerindians would not exist. millions would be tortured in death camps. but fortunatly the allies won the war. so thank you sacred russia for saved us. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Xx K2JJisEc https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fn7 rYISuUpw

11 hours later 9311106 Anonymous
Moshi moshi cunt desu

11 hours later 9311129 Anonymous (hbgh.jpg 780x520 81kB)
>>9311106

11 hours later 9311188 Anonymous
we probably would have petitioned to join the USA after Britain fell

11 hours later 9311232 Anonymous (1321075584516.jpg 500x660 102kB)
>>9311129

11 hours later 9311317 Anonymous
>>9302035 Well, if nationalsocialism became as an economic power what capitalism is, then we wouldn't have been invaded by paraguayans and bolivians.

11 hours later 9311325 Anonymous (tumblr_lxx7coMakH1rn5g1po1_400.jpg 394x379 86kB)
This guy would have been installed PM dictator.

11 hours later 9311353 Anonymous
Singapore would still be a shit country, very third world

11 hours later 9311375 Anonymous
>>9302388 >>9303523 Yeah, it was probably better for the world that the Axis lost because the Nazis were batshit crazy, but Finland definitely would have been better off.

11 hours later 9311408 Anonymous
>>9311325 I remember reading somewhere that Hitler hated Mosley and wouldn't have given many fucks about him in the event of invasion. He viewed Mosley in the same way he viewed his rivals that were purged during the Night of the Long Knives; someone that would be an obstacle rather than a tool.

11 hours later 9311450 Anonymous (integralismo.jpg 600x430 33kB)
These guys (Brazilian fascists) would be on power. Anauê!

11 hours later 9311452 Anonymous (1363633322122.jpg 520x599 73kB)
We would sign a treaty with Germany and Japan with Japan gaining some islands in the Pacific and gracious trading rights on our natural resources. Germany would probably force us to pay some debts and reparations for bombing their cities. The US probably wouldn't lose any mainland territory because >invading US mainland lol, no China would be under the yolk of Japan and the Soviet Union would be gone. The state of Israel may exist, but it wouldn't have as much if any support from the US. 7/10 Things aren't looking so bad for Americans. Just hurt pride.

11 hours later 9311464 Anonymous
>>9311452 >China would be under the yolk lel

11 hours later 9311472 Anonymous
>>9311464 Ah, fuck. Messed that up.

11 hours later 9311501 Anonymous (1335453317145.gif 236x224 1983kB)
>>9311472 dem homophones >mfw "sneak peak"

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