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2013-03-18 04:20 9256333 Anonymous (o-PIERS-MORGAN-570.jpg 570x855 153kB)
How do Europeans and other non-americans have access to the Internet? Do you go to a Internet cafe? In America we have anywhere from 3-5 computers per household so we can just stay at home and browse the internet. I normally browse 4chan on my ipad though.
0 min later 9256345 Anonymous
Microwave master race
1 min later 9256356 Anonymous
I access it through my local mosque, by Allah's will.
2 min later 9256372 Anonymous
My boyfriend is Somalian so I borrow his government-funded laptop
2 min later 9256378 Anonymous
Everyone outside of the USA has to pay 95% of a year's wage for a 56k modem that's kept at local workhouses owned by the government.
2 min later 9256388 Anonymous
god we have 8 computers for 4 people in the house.
that doesn't include the fucking ipads or phones.
also personally i dont 'own' a computer. i just borrow what my family bought.
3 min later 9256397 Anonymous
>>9256345
Very funny england, I have heard about your humor before
>>9256356
Do they really do that? I don't think the Muslim churches have Internet yet
3 min later 9256401 Anonymous
we have to sacrifice a white maiden every day in the tribal house to gain internet access
4 min later 9256407 Anonymous
I ride a bear to the closest nuclear silo and hack into the satellite network.
4 min later 9256411 Anonymous
>>9256397
Who is talked about internet? It is pure faith.
4 min later 9256417 Anonymous
I just carved a little hole in my igloo and when the moose comes by I stick a note on him and he travels to the internet house to deliver the note to 4chan.
5 min later 9256427 Anonymous
>>9256388
Nice nice, we have 5 for our house of two but if you count laptops we have 9.
5 min later 9256429 Anonymous
I have to plug my computer in to my moose. Moose antlers make great antennas.
5 min later 9256442 Anonymous
I pray to Lord and Savior Jesus Christ everyday for 56kps connection.
6 min later 9256446 Anonymous
>>9256411
>faith powered connection
I must convert
6 min later 9256448 Anonymous
>>9256333
>dem cock-sucking lips
6 min later 9256453 Anonymous
Burritos have wifi now.
6 min later 9256455 Anonymous
>>9256401
so you only have internet access 3 days a year?
6 min later 9256463 Anonymous
I write a letter to the Queen asking permission to use the national Tim Berners-Lee info bank.
6 min later 9256464 Anonymous
Who is that guy? He looks like a pleasant fellow.
7 min later 9256476 Anonymous
>>9256464
Some American talk show host.
7 min later 9256480 Anonymous
Yes us non Americans are all savage cavemen who have to go to internet cafes as we are all to poor to afford computers and wish to move to the land of freedom and opportunity, where we may one day own a computer we can call our own.
8 min later 9256499 Anonymous
>>9256480
>tfw my goose is too small to fly on to america
I'll never be free.
9 min later 9256504 Anonymous
>tfw only three computers in house. We have more TV's than computers.
9 min later 9256516 Anonymous
>>9256417
I asked a canadian girl once if she lived in an igloo and she got legitimately pissed off. I've never heard the moose thing though.
10 min later 9256533 Anonymous
>>9256516
She must've thought you were challenging her to an igloo building contest.
11 min later 9256548 Anonymous
>>9256480
I'm pretty sure Op is 12 or is just a regular stupid American.
11 min later 9256563 Anonymous
>>9256533
Why can't canadians handle the banter?
12 min later 9256574 Anonymous
>>9256504
>more TV's than computers
of all the appaling things about 'murrika this disgusts me the most
12 min later 9256577 Anonymous
>>9256516
bro they are very sensitive about that, there is not enough ice in canada for everyone so only the very rich get igloos
the rest just sort of float in a syrup pond
13 min later 9256594 Anonymous
>>9256563
We get aggressive when someone challenges us to our national sport.
13 min later 9256600 Anonymous
>>9256577
>tfw imperialist Americans ate all our snow
14 min later 9256608 Anonymous
>>9256476
lel
14 min later 9256609 Anonymous
I've got an American buddy to post for me.
14 min later 9256622 Anonymous
>>9256600
These burgers are making me thirsty
15 min later 9256627 Anonymous
>>9256594
You wanna have a cock sucking competition?
16 min later 9256650 Anonymous
>>9256627
>>9256594
New Zealand just pwned you Canada
16 min later 9256655 Anonymous
Posting from my iPad.
17 min later 9256666 Anonymous
>>9256627
There's no way we'd beat you at that though.
17 min later 9256677 Anonymous
>have 20 computers upstairs, a supercomputer downstairs and 5 smartpones on us at all times
hngg muh great lumbering HDI
18 min later 9256683 Anonymous
>>9256516
Sounds like my situation this weekend. I told my GF that her cousin looks autistic and she got mad at me.
Women just can't handle the bantz.
18 min later 9256690 Anonymous
>>9256666
lmao rekt with satan quads.
18 min later 9256702 Anonymous
>>9256333
grow up, almost all villages have an Elder who has dialup
19 min later 9256710 Anonymous
>>9256655
I'm pretty sure iPads are only sold in "America" hope non "Americans" are not shocked by our technological advances.
20 min later 9256729 Anonymous
>>9256666
I dont know... Your national champion is Scott the Giant Dick. We may have to be all talk and not physically be able to be up to the challenge...
You can have a practice run on our cocks though.
41 min later 9257146 Anonymous
>>9256372
Did you get an somalian boyfriend because all men in sweeden are gay?
No wonder every time i go there i get so much pussy.
44 min later 9257211 Anonymous
>>9257146
Its because you are a poo skin.
Swede girls love shitskin cock.
45 min later 9257239 Anonymous
>>9257146
the swede is a man, huehue.
56 min later 9257459 Anonymous
>>9257211
Dudde, i'm an italian descendant, i must be slight less white than you.
Those chicks need cooks, any color...
57 min later 9257477 Anonymous
>>9257459
I'm a cook
I'll make them a nice pasta
1 hours later 9257517 Anonymous
>>9257477
Yeah, make fun of the guy whose natural language isn't english.
I speak 3 languages, how many do you?
1 hours later 9257671 Anonymous
>>9257517
One but it's the most important huehuehuehue
1 hours later 9257718 Anonymous
internet comes from sugar maples, gotta tap dat shit
1 hours later 9257723 Anonymous
i'm an engineer
my house has like 7 computers, not counting tablets/smart phones
i myself have 3
my internet sucks btw, 15mbps
1 hours later 9257732 Anonymous
>>9256577
Fucking Territories hoarding all our snow.
1 hours later 9257750 Anonymous
>Internet Cafes
Do these even still exist in 1st world countries?
1 hours later 9257885 Anonymous
I got the latest Wi-Fi installment for my fanny-pack. The serviceman did a really great job; I tipped him with a prayer and a round of applause.
1 hours later 9257899 Anonymous
>>9257750
I think they're mostly used by travelers.
1 hours later 9257926 Anonymous
>>9257517
when one of those languages is Portuguese, all other languages are invalidated
1 hours later 9257957 Anonymous
>>9257750
only in Liberty City
1 hours later 9258012 Anonymous
Here in New Zealand our mud huts don't have electricity, so we can not own any "computers" (or ''sorcery boxes'' as they are called here, not to be confused with ''magic boxes'', AKA "television"). The only "computer" in the village belongs to the local missionary immigrant and American tourists As Chief of the village it is my right to use the sorcery box once every week.
1 hours later 9258047 Anonymous (lookatthatfaggot.jpg 371x296 26kB)
>>9258012
1 hours later 9258079 Anonymous
>tfw next time for internet is in a month
>tfw no snow coffee today
>tfw no Wi-MAX connection in my tent
couldn't even catch a bird today
1 hours later 9258089 Anonymous
4 computers, 3 smartphones and a tablet
Family of 4
>tfw middle class
4 hours later 9259707 Anonymous
>>9256600
you Canadians are all alike. You just complain with your beady little eyes and flapping heads. You are EVIL!
4 hours later 9259726 Anonymous
>>9257750
A supermarket I go to has one. It is used by parents to dump their kids while they go shopping. It is under the escalators at the entrance so out of the way. The amount of kids who just use it to look at girls secret parts because it is unsupervised.
4 hours later 9259907 Anonymous (Mick-McCarthy.jpg 475x323 16kB)
>every post itt
6 hours later 9261379 Anonymous
why are there so many american shitposters on /int/ today? shit's reaching australian levels
7 hours later 9261485 Anonymous
>>9256333
>3-5 computers per household
If I count my server machines and laptops I have 6 in my apartment. Plus 2 smartphones(with working 3g), iPad, n810, and TV with internet access.
7 hours later 9261488 Anonymous
I have my own computer. We have also a computer for all the family which we only use to print in the studio. I have also my iPhone and we have an iPad.
7 hours later 9261622 Anonymous
>>9256333
every morning i steal my neighbor's laptop and his wifi password that's how we do it in Romania
7 hours later 9261647 Anonymous
>compraing how many computers you have
How many girls did you fuck this week.
7 hours later 9261670 Anonymous
I pay 30 dollars per month for my 100 mb/s. We have 3-4 computers and 3 smartphones. Stay 20th century with your bandwidth caps.
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