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2013-03-12 10:18 9110021 Anonymous (1355797599600.jpg 640x455 78kB)
>Go to McDonalds for Burger
>Get Burger
>Lady tells me about jesus before I leave
>Get home
>Mexicans doing gardening
>turn on TV
>NFL and Baseball
>Turn on the Radio
>Talk about obesity and soda
>on friday it was hailing and today it is 80 degrees out
>mfw
God damn I love my country
3 min later 9110104 Anonymous
>live in Belgium
>country of pedophiles
>little girls licking lollies and asking what you think of their pussies
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fK fMSAtA2Y
>tfw living in the wrong country
6 min later 9110176 Anonymous
>>9110021
>80 degrees out
Water boils at 100, silly (F)ool!
37 min later 9110929 Anonymous
>>9110104
>country of pedophiles
what do you mean? that Marc Dutroux guy?
41 min later 9111054 Anonymous
>>9110176
lol
80 degrees Fahrenheit
not 80 degrees Celsius
'murica!
43 min later 9111082 Anonymous
>on friday it was hailing and today it is 80 degrees out
had the exact same weather here
44 min later 9111113 Anonymous (images.jpg 221x228 7kB)
>Be american
>go to the school
>get shot
>go to the cinema
>get shot
>be firefighter
>get shot
46 min later 9111148 Anonymous
>>9111113
Buy a gun, Shoot back!
>Murrika
46 min later 9111157 Anonymous
>>9110176
>glorious british empire using french measurement system
how the mighty have fallen
46 min later 9111172 Anonymous
>>9110021
>80 degrees
America cant into /int/
46 min later 9111174 Anonymous
>>9111054
>not 80 degrees Celsius
If it was 80 degrees Celsius, we would all be dead.
48 min later 9111213 Anonymous
>>9111113
>>9111113
But you're American too Texas.
52 min later 9111306 Anonymous (1354472443099.gif 355x200 1397kB)
>>9111148
Buy a gun, shoot myself by accident
> Murrika
54 min later 9111355 Anonymous (95076678_7589fb395e.jpg 500x331 110kB)
>be american
>get out of my tent
>collect some firewood
>collect some snow
>sit by a fire drinking snow coffee with my friends awaiting heroin
>it's tuesday, have a bit of pigeon for dinner
>get back in my tent
>fall asleep under a warm blanket from north korea
Such is life in the glorious land of USA.
55 min later 9111394 Anonymous
Daily life a american:
>Go home in a tent
>Have a bird burger on Tuesday
>Drink snow coffee
>Cuddle in the subway with homosexuals
> receive free cake from best korea
55 min later 9111411 Anonymous
>>9111355
>huddled up to a cold, lonely homosexual
57 min later 9111460 Anonymous
>>9111306
Can't into firearm safety.
57 min later 9111464 Anonymous
>>9111113
>be chilean
>die in earthquake
58 min later 9111483 Anonymous (images.jpg 225x224 3kB)
>40% of the population is obese
>no health care
>white babies a minority
>massive debt
>can't get elected unless you believe in Bronze Age fairy tales
>slavery and mass murder of indigenous people
>kill brown children in wars for cheap oil
>play a "sport" where large black men wear armour and grab each others' genitals
>no culture
>take credit for winning both world wars when you only played a minor role
>assassinates citizens with drones
>still uses imperial system
>still tortures
>still has death penalty
>high crime despite wealth
>high poverty despite wealth
>majority of population denies evolution
>draconian levels of military spending
>mutilate their babby's penis
>3rd world murder rate
>govt can legally tap your phone
>govt can legally know what websites you visit and what books you got from the library
>USA
59 min later 9111503 Anonymous (oh_snap.gif 387x292 30kB)
>>9111464
59 min later 9111520 Anonymous
>>9111483
Texas why are you so anti-american lately.
1 hours later 9111533 Anonymous
> be brazilian
> wake up, healthy breakfast
> some classes in college, meh
> back at home, good nap under the sun so i rest and get tanned
> eat and go to the gym
> shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit so many girls with big asses in the gym, i'm in love. cant concentrate on the weights
> back at home, /int/, dinner and study
true story, bros
1 hours later 9111546 Anonymous
>>9111483
When you're the biggest kid on the playground, everybody takes potshots at you. We've stopped listening.
1 hours later 9111547 Anonymous
>>9111394
>>9111355
north korea truly is the best
1 hours later 9111564 Anonymous
>>9111520
Lol Chile and Texas have similar flags, it's a funny joke to confuse them lol better repost my joke to death lol mom look I'm trolling int
1 hours later 9111578 Anonymous
>>9111355
yuo stealing of jokes poland
1 hours later 9111742 Anonymous
>wake up
>drink cod oil and have breakfast
>go to my local frystihús
>cut the entrails out of cod 'till noon
>have lunch and watch the sunrise and sunset
>cut the entrails out of cod 'till six
>go home
>eat cod for dinner
>go to sleep
>Such is life in Iceland
1 hours later 9111752 Anonymous
>>9110929
Pedophiles, chocolate and mayonnaise.
>Belgium's primary contributions to Western civilisation
1 hours later 9111866 Anonymous
>>9111752
>not mentionning beers & waffles
this is offensive
1 hours later 9111894 Trapguy
>wake up 6am
>Take a bath
>Dress up
>6:30 am
>Prepare "mate" and go buy biscuits to the bakery 1 block away.
>6:50am
>Sit in the terrace
>Walk the sun coming out while drinking mate and thinking about life and my ideals.
>7:30am
>Leave to work
>Chat with co-workers and drink mate at work.
>browse from time to time 4chan
>4pm
>Go to university
>Drink mate and talk with classmates
>8pm
>Back home
>Make dinner
>Enter 4chan and latino thread while listening to music and drinking liquor.
Such is life in Uruguay.
1 hours later 9111920 Anonymous (123421341234.jpg 419x619 88kB)
>other countries
>relevant
1 hours later 9111926 Anonymous
>>9111752
You forgot Diamonds and Weapons to not to mention being a hub for drugs into western Europe.
1 hours later 9111944 Anonymous
>wake up
>read mein kampf
>eat kama
>put on grandfather's SS uniform
>go out
>genocide russians
>get drunk on beer and vodka
>go to the sauna
>jump into snow
>open laptop in a ice hole
>write wiki articles on nordic estonia
>think how organized religion sucks
>become depressed
>discriminate more russians
>eat blood sausage
>sleep
1 hours later 9111962 Anonymous
>>9111306
>Buy a fork
>Eat myself accidentally
>Buy a car
>Drive myself accidentally
>Buy a flag
>Surrender to myself accidentally
Must be hard in France, mon ami.
1 hours later 9111976 Anonymous
>>9110929
Didn't you guys genocide some Congo people for rubber?
1 hours later 9111984 Trapguy
>>9111920
What the fuck is Uruguay doing there?
1 hours later 9112025 Anonymous
>>9111894
man i fucking love mate. i drink it every other day
1 hours later 9112043 Anonymous
>>9111984
Well, it's amount of guns per 100 residents.
So with the ones in your army and polic make that number.
1 hours later 9112047 Anonymous
>Wake up
>do nothing worthy of being mentioned
>go to bed again
Feels bad man.
German audience of 1920s, pls come back.
1 hours later 9112104 Anonymous
>>9112047
austria, what do you think about the recent papers of vienna orchestra doing nazi shit in the past?
1 hours later 9112165 Anonymous
>>9112104
No fucks given. There are a bunch of important dudes in Austria and Germany who have a history of being nazis. As long as they keep their beliefs out of their music, I'm fine.
1 hours later 9112216 Anonymous
>>9112165
i see. yeah, you're right.
>bunch of important dudes in Austria and Germany who have a history of being nazis.
could you give examples? :0
1 hours later 9112237 Anonymous
Back when I used to live in Romania
>wake up
>have pork for breakfast as usual
>find out boiler was stolen over night
>go to buy new boiler
>merchant sells me shitty copy of a big brand of boilers made in China
>go home
>door is gone, gypsies stole it
>go to sleep
1 hours later 9112309 Anonymous
>Be Canadian
>Wake up brush my teeth with maple syrup flavoured tooth paste
>put on my plaid sleeveless vest, jeans, logging boots and toque
>Drink a gallon of maple syrup for breakfast
>Head to school on my snowmobile
>Have an eventful day of learning new ways to bash America, the Quebecois and love immigrants
>Eat poutine covered in maple syrup for lunch
>Hang out with my friends Ahmed, Roshi and Danny Chang saying eh? at the end of every sentence
>State that I am absolutely different than Americans
>Go home eat Canadian bacon covered in maple syrup while drinking Molson and watch a hockey game
>Toronto Maple Leafs lose again
>Hockey riot
1 hours later 9112365 Anonymous
>>9111752
>>9111866
>>9111926
And fries
>>9111962
It is. Imagine: at least 7€ for a fucking Big Mac
1 hours later 9112509 Anonymous
>Wake up
>Be white
>No need to use lights as we have our own luminosity
>Go to bathroom
>Almost get blind because of mirror reflection
>Go out
>Outshine the sun
>Go to school
>Learn about glorious white color
>Go work
>Earn white money
>Nigga comes with green money
>Call white police
>Go home
>Mom's made white pizza with white sauce
>Go to sleep
Such is life in Argentina.
1 hours later 9112537 Anonymous
>>9112509
You are so beautifully Aryan
1 hours later 9112694 Anonymous
>Wake up, remove two pythons and a red back from my bed
>Walk into the kitchen to make breakfast, find a saltie croc
>Fight the cunt to the death
>Not only do I win the fight, but I get to eat the crocodile for breakfast
>Farkin noice mayte
>Drive out of my kitchen on a quad bike singing some farkin Acca Dacca
>Mob of emus in my way, so thick I'll have to machine gun some to get through
>Kill 12 birds, lose dignity
>Government takes my farkin gun
>No fucks given about it, or about anything else. Ever.
>Meet up with Robbo and Macca, go to the pub to slam some brews and get smashed
>Some lebo cunt gives us shit, glass im
>On the way out, Robbo is distracted by a kangaroo fighting a drop bear, which is a common occurrence
>Doesn't see the funnel web in the ground, gets bitten and dies in under 45 minutes
>Such is life in Australia
>Cunt
God Damn I love my country
1 hours later 9112799 Anonymous
>>9112365
That's fucking terrible. Come to the land of burgers, my friend. We'll liberate your taste buds.
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