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2013-03-12 10:18 9110021 Anonymous (1355797599600.jpg 640x455 78kB)
>Go to McDonalds for Burger >Get Burger >Lady tells me about jesus before I leave >Get home >Mexicans doing gardening >turn on TV >NFL and Baseball >Turn on the Radio >Talk about obesity and soda >on friday it was hailing and today it is 80 degrees out >mfw God damn I love my country

3 min later 9110104 Anonymous
>live in Belgium >country of pedophiles >little girls licking lollies and asking what you think of their pussies >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fK fMSAtA2Y >tfw living in the wrong country

6 min later 9110176 Anonymous
>>9110021 >80 degrees out Water boils at 100, silly (F)ool!

37 min later 9110929 Anonymous
>>9110104 >country of pedophiles what do you mean? that Marc Dutroux guy?

41 min later 9111054 Anonymous
>>9110176 lol 80 degrees Fahrenheit not 80 degrees Celsius 'murica!

43 min later 9111082 Anonymous
>on friday it was hailing and today it is 80 degrees out had the exact same weather here

44 min later 9111113 Anonymous (images.jpg 221x228 7kB)
>Be american >go to the school >get shot >go to the cinema >get shot >be firefighter >get shot

46 min later 9111148 Anonymous
>>9111113 Buy a gun, Shoot back! >Murrika

46 min later 9111157 Anonymous
>>9110176 >glorious british empire using french measurement system how the mighty have fallen

46 min later 9111172 Anonymous
>>9110021 >80 degrees America cant into /int/

46 min later 9111174 Anonymous
>>9111054 >not 80 degrees Celsius If it was 80 degrees Celsius, we would all be dead.

48 min later 9111213 Anonymous
>>9111113 >>9111113 But you're American too Texas.

52 min later 9111306 Anonymous (1354472443099.gif 355x200 1397kB)
>>9111148 Buy a gun, shoot myself by accident > Murrika

54 min later 9111355 Anonymous (95076678_7589fb395e.jpg 500x331 110kB)
>be american >get out of my tent >collect some firewood >collect some snow >sit by a fire drinking snow coffee with my friends awaiting heroin >it's tuesday, have a bit of pigeon for dinner >get back in my tent >fall asleep under a warm blanket from north korea Such is life in the glorious land of USA.

55 min later 9111394 Anonymous
Daily life a american: >Go home in a tent >Have a bird burger on Tuesday >Drink snow coffee >Cuddle in the subway with homosexuals > receive free cake from best korea

55 min later 9111411 Anonymous
>>9111355 >huddled up to a cold, lonely homosexual

57 min later 9111460 Anonymous
>>9111306 Can't into firearm safety.

57 min later 9111464 Anonymous
>>9111113 >be chilean >die in earthquake

58 min later 9111483 Anonymous (images.jpg 225x224 3kB)
>40% of the population is obese >no health care >white babies a minority >massive debt >can't get elected unless you believe in Bronze Age fairy tales >slavery and mass murder of indigenous people >kill brown children in wars for cheap oil >play a "sport" where large black men wear armour and grab each others' genitals >no culture >take credit for winning both world wars when you only played a minor role >assassinates citizens with drones >still uses imperial system >still tortures >still has death penalty >high crime despite wealth >high poverty despite wealth >majority of population denies evolution >draconian levels of military spending >mutilate their babby's penis >3rd world murder rate >govt can legally tap your phone >govt can legally know what websites you visit and what books you got from the library >USA

59 min later 9111503 Anonymous (oh_snap.gif 387x292 30kB)
>>9111464

59 min later 9111520 Anonymous
>>9111483 Texas why are you so anti-american lately.

1 hours later 9111533 Anonymous
> be brazilian > wake up, healthy breakfast > some classes in college, meh > back at home, good nap under the sun so i rest and get tanned > eat and go to the gym > shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit so many girls with big asses in the gym, i'm in love. cant concentrate on the weights > back at home, /int/, dinner and study true story, bros

1 hours later 9111546 Anonymous
>>9111483 When you're the biggest kid on the playground, everybody takes potshots at you. We've stopped listening.

1 hours later 9111547 Anonymous
>>9111394 >>9111355 north korea truly is the best

1 hours later 9111564 Anonymous
>>9111520 Lol Chile and Texas have similar flags, it's a funny joke to confuse them lol better repost my joke to death lol mom look I'm trolling int

1 hours later 9111578 Anonymous
>>9111355 yuo stealing of jokes poland

1 hours later 9111742 Anonymous
>wake up >drink cod oil and have breakfast >go to my local frystihús >cut the entrails out of cod 'till noon >have lunch and watch the sunrise and sunset >cut the entrails out of cod 'till six >go home >eat cod for dinner >go to sleep >Such is life in Iceland

1 hours later 9111752 Anonymous
>>9110929 Pedophiles, chocolate and mayonnaise. >Belgium's primary contributions to Western civilisation

1 hours later 9111866 Anonymous
>>9111752 >not mentionning beers & waffles this is offensive

1 hours later 9111894 Trapguy
>wake up 6am >Take a bath >Dress up >6:30 am >Prepare "mate" and go buy biscuits to the bakery 1 block away. >6:50am >Sit in the terrace >Walk the sun coming out while drinking mate and thinking about life and my ideals. >7:30am >Leave to work >Chat with co-workers and drink mate at work. >browse from time to time 4chan >4pm >Go to university >Drink mate and talk with classmates >8pm >Back home >Make dinner >Enter 4chan and latino thread while listening to music and drinking liquor. Such is life in Uruguay.

1 hours later 9111920 Anonymous (123421341234.jpg 419x619 88kB)
>other countries >relevant

1 hours later 9111926 Anonymous
>>9111752 You forgot Diamonds and Weapons to not to mention being a hub for drugs into western Europe.

1 hours later 9111944 Anonymous
>wake up >read mein kampf >eat kama >put on grandfather's SS uniform >go out >genocide russians >get drunk on beer and vodka >go to the sauna >jump into snow >open laptop in a ice hole >write wiki articles on nordic estonia >think how organized religion sucks >become depressed >discriminate more russians >eat blood sausage >sleep

1 hours later 9111962 Anonymous
>>9111306 >Buy a fork >Eat myself accidentally >Buy a car >Drive myself accidentally >Buy a flag >Surrender to myself accidentally Must be hard in France, mon ami.

1 hours later 9111976 Anonymous
>>9110929 Didn't you guys genocide some Congo people for rubber?

1 hours later 9111984 Trapguy
>>9111920 What the fuck is Uruguay doing there?

1 hours later 9112025 Anonymous
>>9111894 man i fucking love mate. i drink it every other day

1 hours later 9112043 Anonymous
>>9111984 Well, it's amount of guns per 100 residents. So with the ones in your army and polic make that number.

1 hours later 9112047 Anonymous
>Wake up >do nothing worthy of being mentioned >go to bed again Feels bad man. German audience of 1920s, pls come back.

1 hours later 9112104 Anonymous
>>9112047 austria, what do you think about the recent papers of vienna orchestra doing nazi shit in the past?

1 hours later 9112165 Anonymous
>>9112104 No fucks given. There are a bunch of important dudes in Austria and Germany who have a history of being nazis. As long as they keep their beliefs out of their music, I'm fine.

1 hours later 9112216 Anonymous
>>9112165 i see. yeah, you're right. >bunch of important dudes in Austria and Germany who have a history of being nazis. could you give examples? :0

1 hours later 9112237 Anonymous
Back when I used to live in Romania >wake up >have pork for breakfast as usual >find out boiler was stolen over night >go to buy new boiler >merchant sells me shitty copy of a big brand of boilers made in China >go home >door is gone, gypsies stole it >go to sleep

1 hours later 9112309 Anonymous
>Be Canadian >Wake up brush my teeth with maple syrup flavoured tooth paste >put on my plaid sleeveless vest, jeans, logging boots and toque >Drink a gallon of maple syrup for breakfast >Head to school on my snowmobile >Have an eventful day of learning new ways to bash America, the Quebecois and love immigrants >Eat poutine covered in maple syrup for lunch >Hang out with my friends Ahmed, Roshi and Danny Chang saying eh? at the end of every sentence >State that I am absolutely different than Americans >Go home eat Canadian bacon covered in maple syrup while drinking Molson and watch a hockey game >Toronto Maple Leafs lose again >Hockey riot

1 hours later 9112365 Anonymous
>>9111752 >>9111866 >>9111926 And fries >>9111962 It is. Imagine: at least 7€ for a fucking Big Mac

1 hours later 9112509 Anonymous
>Wake up >Be white >No need to use lights as we have our own luminosity >Go to bathroom >Almost get blind because of mirror reflection >Go out >Outshine the sun >Go to school >Learn about glorious white color >Go work >Earn white money >Nigga comes with green money >Call white police >Go home >Mom's made white pizza with white sauce >Go to sleep Such is life in Argentina.

1 hours later 9112537 Anonymous
>>9112509 You are so beautifully Aryan

1 hours later 9112694 Anonymous
>Wake up, remove two pythons and a red back from my bed >Walk into the kitchen to make breakfast, find a saltie croc >Fight the cunt to the death >Not only do I win the fight, but I get to eat the crocodile for breakfast >Farkin noice mayte >Drive out of my kitchen on a quad bike singing some farkin Acca Dacca >Mob of emus in my way, so thick I'll have to machine gun some to get through >Kill 12 birds, lose dignity >Government takes my farkin gun >No fucks given about it, or about anything else. Ever. >Meet up with Robbo and Macca, go to the pub to slam some brews and get smashed >Some lebo cunt gives us shit, glass im >On the way out, Robbo is distracted by a kangaroo fighting a drop bear, which is a common occurrence >Doesn't see the funnel web in the ground, gets bitten and dies in under 45 minutes >Such is life in Australia >Cunt God Damn I love my country

1 hours later 9112799 Anonymous
>>9112365 That's fucking terrible. Come to the land of burgers, my friend. We'll liberate your taste buds.

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