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2013-03-09 01:39 9010645 Anonymous (ay105383938file-photo-dated.jpg 650x434 67kB)
>tfw Eurovision 2014 is in Cardiff
I've never known what it's like to make Europe cower in fear before.
It feels good.
3 min later 9010713 Anonymous
Ah yes, a slow ballad as usual. You really know how to pick your winners
4 min later 9010735 Anonymous
I thought you needed to have a questionable pop song if you wanted to have any hopes of winning it
6 min later 9010766 Anonymous
We send in her, but I'm not sure what she's going to sing.
Typical Dutch accent of course.
6 min later 9010775 Anonymous
>implying "old, formerly famous person" two years in a row count's as "as usual"
We usually send shit like Blue or Scooch, this is still counted as an exception.
You do, we don't actually have a shot considering how man countries have pussied out and are singing in English.
7 min later 9010792 Anonymous
I heard we're about to send some weeaboo sissyboy. He'll probably win because the eurovision is gay as fuck.
11 min later 9010848 Anonymous
>not trying Daz "paedophile" Sampson again
wud b laff
13 min later 9010883 Anonymous
>implying 6th Formers are underage
At best he's a creep, but nothing he did was technically illegal http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEBB kqkH7xM
15 min later 9010937 Anonymous (0000000000.jpg 366x378 30kB)
our music is too good for Eurovision anyway
17 min later 9010960 Anonymous
I can't understand how Scooch failed. They were perfect Eurovision fodder http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBOn Dcmckdc
18 min later 9010997 Anonymous (lolol.png 1008x561 442kB)
20 min later 9011026 Anonymous
At some point you've got to realize it's not the music. It's just that the rest of Europe don't want to vote for you.
20 min later 9011033 Anonymous
>implying you would stand a chance against this much swag
21 min later 9011058 Anonymous
We would win if we had Max Cooper produce something.
But this music is far too intelligent for the Eurovision audience.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9cn TSMPm8c&list=UUuisDAMnvHMYuLFRedMgm Vw&index=2
21 min later 9011059 Anonymous
22 min later 9011070 Anonymous (004NTD_Fast_Food_Rockers_005.jpg 720x540 77kB)
Meh, I can accept this. We spent 100 years abusing all the other voters, have to accept the Eurovision consequences of it.
>tfw the Fast Food Rockers were legitimately good singers
>tfw they'll never get to compete on an even footing with their peers
24 min later 9011109 Anonymous
>Cardiff,European capital of shame for 2014
31 min later 9011252 Anonymous
>Not watching glorious Eurovision
32 min later 9011254 Anonymous
>Poland cant into Eurovision
Bruised bum bums?
32 min later 9011258 Anonymous
>Poland – In August 2012 Telewizja Polska (TVP) announced that a decision regarding a return to the 2013 Contest would be made in October 2012. Poland withdrew in 2012 due to the broadcaster's primary financial focus being on the 2012 UEFA European Football Championship (which Poland co-hosted with Ukraine) along with the 2012 Summer Olympics. On 22 November 2012, TVP officially announced the country wouldn't be returning in 2013.
>be a crying little bitch
>judging others for being involved
34 min later 9011317 Anonymous
>quit because you're too poor to be involved
>mock other countries
No, fuck you, you toilet plunging cunts.
37 min later 9011368 Anonymous
Our candidate for Eurovision
Not sure if I should be sad or glad...
39 min later 9011401 Anonymous
>scantily clad women
>singing in their native tongue
You should be proud Serbia.