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2013-03-08 11:57 9008462 Anonymous (Middle_east[1].jpg 1005x938 867kB)
You have to choose one country to live for the rest of your life in the Middle East (shit's fucked yo) You can't pick Israel, Qatar or the UAE. Which one do you pick and why?

1 min later 9008488 Anonymous
Bahrain

1 min later 9008490 Anonymous
easy, Oman. Rich like UAE but without the dangerous dubai economics.

1 min later 9008492 Anonymous
>>9008462 Lebanon, Cyprus or Turkey.

1 min later 9008497 Anonymous
I hear Oman's nice. Don't have anything against being an O-man.

2 min later 9008517 Anonymous
Turkey Yes, it's in the middle-east. Look it up.

3 min later 9008534 Anonymous
Cyprus

4 min later 9008562 Anonymous
>>9008517 hm yeah of course... I thought that was well known...

5 min later 9008588 Anonymous
>>9008490 >>9008497 Third Oman Sultans crazy rich but he doesn't fuck around with exporting terror and being ultra Islamic Nice environment too, a coastline and the Dhofar mountains ( I really want to see the Arabian leopard) I could hack Oman, sure

6 min later 9008599 Anonymous
Bahrain....or whatever its name is its national day and my birthday is the same day

6 min later 9008600 Anonymous
Lebanon, because I have a crush on Beirut.

7 min later 9008614 Anonymous
Jordan. Not too poor Stable Good relations with west Not hardcore Islamists More interesting culture than the richer countries in the region

7 min later 9008620 Anonymous
Oman sounds okay.

8 min later 9008627 Anonymous
Kuwait.

8 min later 9008638 Anonymous
Gonna go with Oman

10 min later 9008672 Anonymous
Turkey.

11 min later 9008711 Anonymous
Lebanon I'm Canadian so they would think I belong there

13 min later 9008747 Anonymous
>>9008711 why? what do you mean

15 min later 9008788 Anonymous (Himeko_Inaba.jpg 700x394 178kB)
I would live in the middle of the Saudi desert. I would build a large compound in an unknown area of the country, hire my own secret service, and import 20 Cambodian women and enslave them in my spacious basement. >Yfw I have actually fantasized about this scenario before.

17 min later 9008827 Anonymous
>>9008462 France.

17 min later 9008840 Anonymous
>>9008827 oh you.

18 min later 9008849 Anonymous
Cyprus it actually sounds pretty cool (so do a few others tbh though)

18 min later 9008856 Moroccan
>>9008462 I'll go with Turkey or Oman.

18 min later 9008861 Anonymous
Turkey. The people are pretty cool, and at least the gov is attempting into first world over there. iasedoc Descartes

19 min later 9008876 Anonymous
>>9008747 joke m8 the city I live in has a lot of Lebanese immigrants

19 min later 9008878 Anonymous (3442504-Children_near_the_Citadel_Erzurum_Erzurum.jpg 560x376 60kB)
Turkey, Erzurum has mild weather except for summer.

20 min later 9008893 Anonymous (danes.jpg 476x500 56kB)
>>9008747 There are no canadians in canada. I had a guy from my school going as expat there and I'm pretty sure he was the only white/blonde of his class.

21 min later 9008912 Anonymous
Yeah i've heard Turkey is a pretty damn cool place.(from people who've actually been there, not racist welfare cases on 4chan)

21 min later 9008929 Anonymous
Either Lebanon or Syria. Iran is cool, too.

22 min later 9008934 Anonymous
Lebanon, Cyprus, or Egypt.

22 min later 9008943 Anonymous
Yemen

22 min later 9008948 Anonymous
>>9008878 >not living in the secular seaside heaven of izmir

24 min later 9008975 Anonymous
UAE, they're quite liberal by Arab standards. Also no anti-white racism thanks to tourism.

25 min later 9009011 Anonymous
>>9008948 >not getting snow Erzurum is actually colder than Paris.

27 min later 9009044 Anonymous
Syria or yemen Syria is heaven , a lot better than turkey for me Yemen is a nice country with very generous people also nice food although Jordan is the best country for me

27 min later 9009057 Anonymous
Iran. Or else I risk the drones.

29 min later 9009080 Anonymous
>>9009044 Even with the civil war and their having tortured children and all that?

30 min later 9009098 Anonymous
Iran. ;)

31 min later 9009128 Anonymous
palestine lel

32 min later 9009150 Anonymous
>>9009044 >syria >yemen >wat Bahrain

33 min later 9009165 Anonymous (4565.jpg 630x300 70kB)
>>9009011 Erzurum is poor tho.

33 min later 9009166 Thracian
>>9009011 We have some nice skiing places in Erzurum and since its your national sport, I'm not suprised you have knowledge about there. Even now Erzurum has -26 Cal.

35 min later 9009220 Anonymous (Flag_of_Oman.svg.png 125x63 1kB)
>>9008462 Get me a place from coastal Oman, and it's a deal.

36 min later 9009221 Anonymous
Israel, lel

39 min later 9009306 Anonymous (Iskele_St._Van.jpg 2677x1752 2111kB)
>>9009166 I'm not really knowledgeable about Erzurum, I just like to look up maps and statistics. Eastern Turkey seems to have coldest climate in Middle East. It might not be as developed as west but at least it's beautiful.

40 min later 9009325 Anonymous
>>9009080 It's was a very nice place before war and will stay like this after the war (inshallah) it has a very nice weather ,women , culture , farms (di3ah) and food but the main thing for me in it is their AMAZING ICE CREAM oh god I wish the war will be over soon there >>9009150 > syria Did you know that syrian women call their husband in a way that will make you get a boner immediately , it's like Japanese anime with onii-chan thing > yemen FOOD

41 min later 9009341 YereOne
>>9009306 You mean Western Armenia.

41 min later 9009348 Anonymous
Iranian here. picking Iran would be unfair, so i'd say Oman

42 min later 9009363 Saudi Arabia Saudi Arabia (Saudi Arabia.jpg 340x225 9kB)
Saudi Arabia

43 min later 9009375 Anonymous
>>9009341 nah its eastern Turkey, pretty much for the last millienium

44 min later 9009395 YereOne
>>9009375 Not millenium yet

46 min later 9009435 Anonymous
>>9009395 Armenians must the most butthurt people on the planet. Whining about 1000 year old lost clay... >>9009363 Whoa. Hi. How are things in the Kingdom?

48 min later 9009500 YereOne
>>9009435 Less than 100 actually

49 min later 9009507 Anonymous
>>9009395 Turks have been present in eastern Turkey since 1020, that's 993 years. Absolutely nothing about it is yours. Im sorry i guess i shouldn't spoil your dreams, its the only thing armenians have to keep them going.

49 min later 9009530 YereOne
>>9009507 Armenians have been present there since the beginning of mankind.

51 min later 9009555 Anonymous
>>9009363 As-salamu alaykum bro

51 min later 9009559 YereOne
>>9009507 You could say the same thing about Bulgaria, Serbia, Bosnia, Greece etcetera.

53 min later 9009604 Anonymous
>>9009530 sure, im sure there is a some sort of chapter in the UN convention about "righful clay", oh wait no there isnt. Strasbourg and Alsace were once German, not today. you need to stop crying.

53 min later 9009606 Anonymous
Probably georgia or oman

54 min later 9009633 YereOne
>>9009604 Treaty of Sevres is still funcional. De jure Eastern Turkey is still Western Armenia.

55 min later 9009643 Anonymous
Bahrain, Oman, Jordan, Lebanon and Kuwait are all viable options

57 min later 9009690 Anonymous
Was gonna pick Israel because democracy, but I'm not allowed. I would pick Turkey next, because democracy, but that isn't a part of the ME. I guess I'm stuck with Lebanon. It's okay, but the country is run by Iran, and is getting violently sectarian because of Syria.

57 min later 9009701 Anonymous
>>9009633 no it isnt, because the ottoman empire signed it, which was overthrown. then the treaty of kars was signed by the trnc and armenia ratifying the current borders of turkey. im not sure you know how these laws work, did you go to school in Netherlands?

58 min later 9009727 Anonymous
>>9009701 why did i say trnc, i meant the Government of the Grand National Assembly of Turkey

59 min later 9009731 Anonymous
Lebanon

59 min later 9009734 Anonymous (is this nigga for real.jpg 453x604 33kB)
Iran because of all the beautiful women and the fact they like weightlifting. That or one of those countries near India that like red hair. The heat would fucking kill me within a few weeks anyway

59 min later 9009739 Anonymous (1345834178446.jpg 638x638 31kB)
>>9009690 > democracy > middle east

1 hours later 9009756 Turco-American
>>9009633 no, its not, it was replaced by the treaty of Lausanne, dont be mad because no one asked for Armenias signature.

1 hours later 9009768 Anonymous
>>9009690 Turkey is part of the Middle East...

1 hours later 9009769 Anonymous
Georgia is a pretty nice place. Georgia is my choice.

1 hours later 9009785 Araucárias isn't Brazil
Whatever one is colder. I guess Turkey.

1 hours later 9009789 YereOne
>>9009756 The treaty of Servres clearly stated that it cannot be made ineffective by any newer threaty or order.

1 hours later 9009804 Anonymous
>>9009739 The only reason I chose Lebanon was because of the democracy there, imperfect though it is. If I wasn't concerned about it, I would have gone elsewhere. Your country would have been an option. >>9009768 I'm never quite sure about that. If Turkey can be considered ME, then I would go to Turkey over Lebanon.

1 hours later 9009825 Turco-American
>>9009789 no... it didnt.

1 hours later 9009848 Anonymous
Iran b/c hot persian ladies and good climate. but for obvious reasons I can't live there so I guess turkey or beirut

1 hours later 9009888 Anonymous
>>9009789 by the signatory of the treaty, the Ankara government was a separate entity. The current borders were recognized and signed by all allies in exchange for peace, followed by the treaty of kars, signed my armenians ussr and the moscow government. The only way you'll ever get anything is through war. Can armenians actually think for themselves or do they just believe everything written in the ANCA newsletter?

1 hours later 9009903 YereOne
>>9009701 Armenia never signed the treaty of Kars. Soviet Armenia did. Thus Armenia's de jure borders are the ones from the first republic (1919)

1 hours later 9009926 Anonymous
>>9009325 Do you have a recording of that I am quite interested

1 hours later 9009941 Anonymous
Egypt because I like their posters.

1 hours later 9009955 Anonymous
Shit Anon. You took out the best ones. I take with Oman

1 hours later 9009961 Anonymous
>>9009926 2

1 hours later 9009974 Anonymous
>>9009955 well yeah, it was done on purpose, because otherwise most people would just pick those 3

1 hours later 9009978 Turco-American
>>9009903 Armenia was a part of the Soviets. so yes, you did.

1 hours later 9009986 YereOne
>>9009701 "Since the dissolution of the Soviet Union in 1991, the governments of Turkey, Georgia, and Azerbaijan have accepted the Kars treaty. But in contrast with this the Armenian position is different, based on the announcements of Armenian Government officials as well as the absence of any such ratifications or decisions. The Armenian MP Levon Mkrtchyan from ARFD said the issue of recognizing or not recognizing the Kars Treaty is not on Armenia's foreign political agenda in Yerevan on February 3, 2005. He notes that the treaty was signed with gross violations of the international law as it was imposed by the Turkish-Russian Moscow Treaty, which stipulated, that all the South Caucasian republics should later sign similar separate treaties with Turkey. Similarly Armenian Foreign Minister Vartan Oskanyan had argued Armenia accepts the Kars Treaty. However Armenian Declaration of Independence and Armenian Constitution call Turkey's eastern provinces Western Armenia. Armenia does not clearly recognize Turkey's national borders which defined in the Kars Treaty.[5] Additionally, Oskanian noted that Turkey itself does not put a number of articles of the treaty into practice. For instance, the treaty called for Turkey to open a consulate in each of the three Transcaucasian republics. Due to tension between Armenia and Azerbaijan over the region of Nagorno-Karabakh, Turkey has closed the land border with Armenia and severed diplomatic ties with it, thus allegedly violating this article. Oskanyan states that by this action, Turkey is putting the validity of the treaty into doubt."

1 hours later 9009998 YereOne
>>9009978 The treaty of Kars is invalid bro.

1 hours later 9010017 PuRiAmDu
Egypt Been there before Familiar with the dialect Christians

1 hours later 9010028 Anonymous
>>9009903 the successor to the Democratic Republic of Armenia. Your arguments may be valid in armenia, but not internationally since the borders including the eastern part were all recognized internationally and that recognition signed. Only armenia can reject that view, and from thereon its pretty much on its own. Either way i dont care, you have no case and even if you did you probably couldn't enforce it. lel.

1 hours later 9010068 Turco-American
>>9009998 stop acting like Taiwan and claiming lands bigger than the actual lands you control. Its not only annoying, its degrading to you Armie.

1 hours later 9010238 Anonymous
Iran

1 hours later 9010242 Anonymous
>>9009926 >>9009961 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VEi -YqeXJs http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wh7 IVncQBY (the difference between syrian girl and palestinian girl )

1 hours later 9010349 Anonymous (4067172+_1da7f8012f0ac016f13018a146eb949f.gif 214x200 187kB)
>>9009986 stop trash talking and take action please i'd like to see your warface, our borders aren't going to change because of you said some treaties are "invalid" pic related

1 hours later 9010448 Anonymous
>>9010242 It has been decided. I shall learn arabic and go to Damascus to culturally enrich their women.

1 hours later 9010528 Anonymous
>>9010448 I heard the weather isn't that great just now. It's been raining Scud's and the aerial forecast looks pretty lethal. I would suggest bringing an umbrella and an AKM.

1 hours later 9010591 Anonymous (بيت دمشقي.jpg 640x427 67kB)
>>9010448 and remember to buy a syrian-style house with a fountain in the middle

1 hours later 9010615 Anonymous
>>9010448 You can go there with the army soon if you're lucky.

1 hours later 9010720 Anonymous
So much portuguese clay.

1 hours later 9010818 Anonymous
Oman. No question. Good nature, stable, and peaceful as fuck. Quite a delightful place, honestly.

1 hours later 9010833 Queen's
Jordan, because the King's wife is hot as hell.

1 hours later 9010873 Anonymous
too easy Jordan

1 hours later 9010879 Anonymous
Anywhere is good and peaceful. I'll go with Saudi Arabia but I wont mind living in the rest.

1 hours later 9010900 Anonymous
>>9010879 Why would you go to the craziest country of all the?

1 hours later 9010942 Anonymous
Turkey, because muh origins.

2 hours later 9010971 Freedom Fries
Israel. He is the greatest merchant, he is the greatest ally

2 hours later 9010991 Anonymous
>>9008462 1. Oman 2. Baharain 3. Turkey if it counts, if not Lebanon

2 hours later 9010996 Anonymous
>>9010900 all the Middle East*

2 hours later 9011009 Anonymous
>>9010971 yessss, yessss goood goyimmm......

2 hours later 9011039 Armenian
Muh heritage. If not that, then Libnan

2 hours later 9011088 Anonymous
>>9010900 How do you know it's crazy? Your media and 4chan? You people don't know shit about the middle east. I actually forgot about Palestine, that's my first choice actually.

2 hours later 9011101 Anonymous
>>9011088 you best be trolling nigga

2 hours later 9011106 Anonymous
probably Jordan or Lebanon

2 hours later 9011123 Anonymous
>>9011009 ahmed pls

2 hours later 9011141 Anonymous
Bahrain, although that's easy mode. Assuming no gulf countries, I'd pick Turkey, but that's cheating, so I'd pick Tunisia. The people are almost white and it's more secular.

2 hours later 9011169 Anonymous (1313852857770.jpg 441x408 29kB)
>>9011088 >mfw this guy nobody takes you seriously you're an insecure permavirgin who resorts to strict islam because it's the only thing that will stop other people from having fun and getting laid

2 hours later 9011186 Anonymous (pilot approval.jpg 1053x700 66kB)
>>9011169

2 hours later 9011298 Anonymous
Jordan's king sounds pretty cool.

2 hours later 9011308 Anonymous (1360469440675s.jpg 125x110 2kB)
>>9011169 Did I just got a personality analysis by kissless virgins on... on... on 4chan? And about what? Sex and fun lel Please leave my sides alone.

2 hours later 9011344 Anonymous
>>9011308 >I can't have it so nobody else should I bet you yell whenever you see a girl's elbows

2 hours later 9011374 Anonymous
>>9011344 He would be outrages that the word 'elbow' is not censored here.

2 hours later 9011386 Anonymous
>>9011308 Nice projection France

2 hours later 9011479 Anonymous
>>9011344 >Morocco >Having problems getting pussy This is a lose lose situation for you. You lost, get over it and get back to your baww thread.

2 hours later 9011602 Anonymous
>>9011479 It's not Morocco, it's you you're unbelievably beta

2 hours later 9011933 Anonymous
>>9011479 "Morocco" isn't a person.

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