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2013-03-08 04:47 9000468 Anonymous (bald_eagle.jpg 380x530 90kB)
daily reminder to Americans No using bald eagle as your symbolic animal

0 min later 9000474 Anonymous
why?

0 min later 9000476 Anonymous
Is bald eagle that important in Japanese cuisine?

1 min later 9000479 Anonymous
because of Homer simpson

1 min later 9000485 Anonymous (comic-book-guy-the-simpsons-406x600.jpg 406x600 42kB)
>>9000474 BECAUSE YOU ARE

1 min later 9000490 Anonymous
1st time: hilarious 2nd time: funny 3rd time: ok Now time: stop

1 min later 9000491 Anonymous
>this thread again

1 min later 9000495 Anonymous
Superior America has a superior bird. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andean _Condor

1 min later 9000496 Anonymous
This thread gon b gud

4 min later 9000549 Anonymous
representative Americans are almost fat, ridiculous, and ugly on the other hand, bald eagle is known as slim, smart, and so cool

5 min later 9000559 Anonymous (грустная жаба лягушка.png 800x800 306kB)
>there will never be a range ban of all Japanese IP's on 4chan /int/

5 min later 9000562 Anonymous
>>9000495 >south american bird is a vulture >must survive by eating dead things Meanwhile >Bald eagle >hunts prey on land, sea and air >alpha of all the raptors

5 min later 9000564 Anonymous
>>9000549 The bald eagle is only considered slim, smart and cool because it is a symbol of America. If you look at it objectively, it's easily the ugliest eagle in the world.

6 min later 9000581 Anonymous
>"For my own part I wish the Bald Eagle had not been chosen the Representative of our Country. He is a Bird of bad moral Character. He does not get his Living honestly. You may have seen him perched on some dead Tree near the River, where, too lazy to fish for himself, he watches the Labour of the Fishing Hawk; and when that diligent Bird has at length taken a Fish, and is bearing it to his Nest for the Support of his Mate and young Ones, the Bald Eagle pursues him and takes it from him. >"With all this Injustice, he is never in good Case but like those among Men who live by Sharping & Robbing he is generally poor and often very lousy. Besides he is a rank Coward: The little King Bird not bigger than a Sparrow attacks him boldly and drives him out of the District. He is therefore by no means a proper Emblem for the brave and honest Cincinnati of America who have driven all the King birds from our Country... >"I am on this account not displeased that the Figure is not known as a Bald Eagle, but looks more like a Turkey. For the Truth the Turkey is in Comparison a much more respectable Bird, and withal a true original Native of America... He is besides, though a little vain & silly, a Bird of Courage, and would not hesitate to attack a Grenadier of the British Guards who should presume to invade his Farm Yard with a red Coat on."

7 min later 9000588 Anonymous
>>9000564 I think it's beautiful :(

7 min later 9000589 Anonymous
>>9000581 Pretty good quotes there Finland. Anglo wisdom used to be so profound...

8 min later 9000603 Anonymous
Why does this thread appear again and again? I see no possibility of it getting active.

8 min later 9000605 Anonymous
>>9000588 >bald >beautiful Pick no more than one.

9 min later 9000617 Anonymous
>bald_eagle.jpg >comic-book-guy-the-simpso(...).jpg Are you even trying, proxy-kun? You could have at least changed the file names. 白頭ワシ.jpg

9 min later 9000619 Anonymous (philippine-eagle-hdr[1].jpg 615x411 120kB)
>>9000564 You sure are wrong.

10 min later 9000625 Anonymous
>>9000603 Japanese shitposting is almost guaranteed to rustle us. Every goddamn time, too.

10 min later 9000626 Anonymous (Turkey_strut-494x620.jpg 494x620 92kB)
>Turkey farmer here Turkeys are fucking badass.

10 min later 9000629 Anonymous
>>9000581 >too lazy to fish for himself wrong

10 min later 9000640 Anonymous
>>9000605 >implying it's actually bald It recieved that name because the white feathers "make it look bald".

11 min later 9000647 Anonymous
>>9000564 American Hollywood style illusion

11 min later 9000650 Anonymous
>>9000626 Cook me up those giant breasts.

11 min later 9000657 Anonymous
>>9000626 Ugly, evil motherfuckers in my experience.

11 min later 9000658 Anonymous
>>9000626 Three testicles, wut

12 min later 9000681 Anonymous
>>9000640 Right, baldness is ugly, so a bird that looks bald looks ugly. Stop me if I'm going too fast.

13 min later 9000687 Anonymous
>>9000626 Bald Eagles have never attacked me. I've had flocks of wild turkeys wander into my yard and chase and attack me in the morning on my way out. Fucking Turkeys. They're more violent than Bald Eagles.

13 min later 9000691 Anonymous
>>9000647 Why would Jews want to help make America look good?

13 min later 9000694 Anonymous
I like avians too much to give up the bald eagle >tfw getting patriotic talonjob by a sexy eagless here comes the red white and blue!

14 min later 9000702 Anonymous
>>9000681 It does not look bald, m8. It's just those people who named it

14 min later 9000703 Anonymous
>>9000691 So we get more niggers obviously.

14 min later 9000709 Anonymous
>>9000603 Because of daily reminder

15 min later 9000723 Anonymous (hi im a faggot.jpg 600x494 26kB)
>this >not ugly

16 min later 9000741 Anonymous
>>9000702 >Being in denial about the apparent hair loss of your national bird. >2013

17 min later 9000759 Anonymous
>>9000723 ive got a boner

18 min later 9000763 Anonymous
>>9000723 >texas being unpatriotic Neat.

20 min later 9000794 Anonymous (1338842631790.jpg 432x585 175kB)
>>9000763

22 min later 9000826 Anonymous
>>9000485 But bald eagle's are the fourth largest eagle and America is the fourth fattest country

28 min later 9000905 Anonymous
>>9000723 >not getting deepthroated by an eagle missing out bro!

29 min later 9000914 Anonymous
>>9000763 My flag ain't Texas, son, you are dumb as a box of hammers.

30 min later 9000936 Anonymous (tipico peruano.jpg 1024x680 105kB)
>>9000723 The Condor is ugly too

30 min later 9000937 Anonymous
>>9000914 woosh

30 min later 9000947 Anonymous
>>9000687 Oh God, it's hard not to laugh at the sheer supidity of it.

31 min later 9000954 Anonymous
>>9000914 >Not Texas suuuuurrreeee

32 min later 9000970 Anonymous
>>9000947 >Turkey farmer here I have to carry about a baseball bat when dealing with turkeys to defend myself. Some of the larger males will gang up on you during breeding season or if they're mad that you're invading their territory. >They will fuck your shit up.

32 min later 9000977 Anonymous
>>9000936 LOLWUT.

33 min later 9000992 Anonymous
>>9000970 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2d oG1XmR4w

33 min later 9000999 Anonymous
>>9000703 We ended up with a bunch of Sicilians and Irish, those are just as bad.

34 min later 9001007 Anonymous
>>9000999 Irish are fine, Italians are non-entities and generally harmless. The real problems are the significant genetic deviants and Marxist race-voters.

36 min later 9001033 Anonymous
>>9000914 that's definitely Texas

36 min later 9001038 Anonymous
>>9000947 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nB w4lP8bwg Turkeys attacking police officers. >Truly no other bird has represented the Libertarian spirit of the United States.

37 min later 9001046 Anonymous
>>9001007 >Italians are non-entities and generally harmless. Have you SEEN New Jersey?

37 min later 9001059 Anonymous
>>9000914 >Texan denying his own flag What in the sam hill? You one a them homosexsuals boy?

38 min later 9001062 Anonymous (ötüken ovası bozkurtlar yuvası.jpg 1600x1000 208kB)
>Not having bozkurt as a symbolic animal Get on our level amerifats.

38 min later 9001064 Anonymous
>>9001046 Have you? It's a state that boasts some of the highest 'scores' in various areas across the nation, with spots of spics and niggers who boast underpar scores. It is an archetypical non-state in the USA. There really isn't anything unique about the place, it would be really difficult to say anything more about it beyond that.

38 min later 9001071 Anonymous
>>9000992 HUE >>9000970 Some neighbour of mine decided to get a live turkey in his backyard for some retarded reason, in an urban area, the thing shrieked like crazy when it was on heat. We had to call the police for them to get rid of it.

38 min later 9001078 Anonymous
>>9001046 those are super saiyan guidoitalians they're pretty harmless if left on a second story balcony where they can only holler and gesticulate

39 min later 9001089 Anonymous
>>9001071 Dude your neighbor is retarded. Was he planning on eating it or keeping it as a pet?

40 min later 9001097 Anonymous
>>9001064 It was a joke.

40 min later 9001104 Anonymous
>>9001062 Still not white.

40 min later 9001105 Anonymous
>>9000992 >being afraid of food stock She's acting like it's Cujo.

40 min later 9001107 Anonymous
>>9001097 Yeah, still a useful time to exercise my knowledge and convey the point that the only real issues are with the non-white groups.

41 min later 9001128 Anonymous
>>9001105 >Knowing that movie >Muh nigger x99999999 Still, turkeys will fuck your shit up if you give them to opportunity.

44 min later 9001183 Anonymous
>>9001089 I'd like to think they meant to eat it, but if that were the case they sure were taking their sweet time. And yeah, he's quite retarded and so is his family. I have a nice pool in my backyard and they decided to build what seems to be a sinkhole and fill it with water. Every time I was swimming or had some friends come over to take a bath we ended up listening in amazement to the noises her 20 year old landwhale of a daughter makes while bathing. Seriously, she laughed so loud she'd put The Big Bang Theory's laughtrack to shame, usually while alone.

47 min later 9001231 Anonymous
>>9001183 o_o The fuck bro are they gypsies?

49 min later 9001270 Anonymous
>>9001231 Are gypsies supposed to be like that? My neighbors are gypsies and always buy live chickens, they keep them for a week and then eat them. It's weird because I live in a city, at least they don't buy turkey, goats or other small animals.

50 min later 9001276 Anonymous
>>9001183 >bathing in your pool wat

52 min later 9001314 Anonymous
>>9001270 Texas has gypsies?

53 min later 9001320 Anonymous
>>9001270 Are there gypsies in texas?

53 min later 9001323 Anonymous
>>9001314 >>9001320 mindhive

55 min later 9001349 Anonymous
>God tier swan and kiwi >shit tier everything else

55 min later 9001353 Anonymous
>>9001231 Nope, just very disgusting and uncivilized people that made money God knows how and decided to annoy the shit of everyone. They're the kind that crank up the tv volume in summer so you can hear whatever they're watching and let the dog take a shit in their fucking doorstep. Disgusting people. >>9001270 This is a urban area but everyone's got an individual house, yard and such, it has private security and such, but everyone is free to do as they please in their own house, but some things are out of place. Anyhow, gypsies usually live in ghettos out of towns and no one ever steps there, nor do they usually go out. It's not like there are more than a handful of them, utterly disgusting and violent as they are. >>9001276 I meant bathe, my bad.

57 min later 9001388 Anonymous
>>9001353 are you washing yourself with soap/shampoo and water in your pool?

59 min later 9001412 Anonymous
>>9001388 Nope, obviously not. That's what showers/bathtubs or even jacuzzis are for.

1 hours later 9001474 Anonymous (absolutely disgusting.jpg 720x540 75kB)
>>9001412 >shampoo in showers

1 hours later 9001481 Anonymous
>>9001474 Wat

1 hours later 9001516 Anonymous
>>9001474 Are you one of those fabled Texan gypsies?

1 hours later 9001549 Anonymous
>>9001474 Do Americans even have showers? Surely it's easier to just ride your scooter through a car wash.

1 hours later 9001553 Anonymous
>>9000562 He gotcha man. --MURRICA'!--

1 hours later 9001581 Anonymous
>>9001549 a carwash is still preferable to being licked clean by kangaroos (I hear they get a little frisky sometimes)

1 hours later 9001613 Anonymous
>>9000562 Actually the Condor is more fitting, America has become a powerful nation due WW profits, USA literally has eaten dead yuropoors.

1 hours later 9001620 OP
英語わかんねーよバーカバーカ

1 hours later 9001636 Anonymous
>>9001620 何じゃそれ?!

1 hours later 9001653 Anonymous
>>9001620 もうワシオナホールを作ってよ!

1 hours later 9001660 Anonymous
>>9001620 >>9001636 WATASHI WA ARIGATO NIHON KYON DENWA

1 hours later 9001667 Anonymous
>>9001581 What can I say? Water is a scarce resource.

1 hours later 9001668 Anonymous
>>9001620 >>9001636 >>9001653 >>9001660 かわいいですね

1 hours later 9001718 Anonymous
>>9001668 かわいくないよ、くそや労!

1 hours later 9001737 Anonymous
>>9001718 >くそや労! かわいすぎる~

1 hours later 9001755 Anonymous
>>9000581 Wild turkeys are fast and smart as hell. Master race poultry.

1 hours later 9001759 Anonymous
>>9001474 ... West Virginia?

1 hours later 9001770 Anonymous
>>9001737 >tfw when you hit the space bar and don't notice a wrong kanji.

1 hours later 9001854 Anonymous (はと.png 444x332 304kB)
>>9001653 ハトのギャルゲーなら...なんとか...

3 hours later 9004284 Anonymous
>>9001854 >birds dating sim >japan nihon is supa sugoi desune~

3 hours later 9004386 Anonymous
>>9000605 8/10 haha

4 hours later 9004690 Anonymous
screw japs

5 hours later 9006131 Anonymous (goyerzilla.jpg 1400x1009 419kB)
well you have to admit compared to japans national animal godzilla...

5 hours later 9006169 Anonymous
>>9000559 Japanese posters are funny when they attack countries other than America. You should have seen the epic Mexico vs. Japan buttwar 4 days ago. Sadly, they lack originality when attacking the most obvious.

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