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2013-03-07 12:22 8966374 Anonymous (Nelson Rodrigues 2.jpg 365x400 17kB)
ITT: quotes from your land's famous writers "All women love it rough." http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Nelson _Rodrigues

5 min later 8966478 Anonymous (url.jpg 2040x1596 266kB)
"GAS THE KIKES 14/88 RACE WAR." - His Holiness the 14th Dalai Lama

11 min later 8966571 Anonymous
>>8966478 damn portugal

15 min later 8966653 Anonymous (confucius.jpg 377x398 166kB)
>清創賓奉。. Confucius.

18 min later 8966697 Anonymous (marechal-philippe-petain[1].jpg 288x414 9kB)
Guard dies but does not surrender

18 min later 8966702 Anonymous (1348620377901.jpg 640x480 49kB)
>>8966478 Oh fuck my sides.

20 min later 8966740 Anonymous
"Shit" -Gabriel Garcia Marquez

20 min later 8966741 Anonymous (hitler legit quote.jpg 1701x1080 153kB)
Like this if you agree.

21 min later 8966757 Anonymous
>>8966741 Just do it~

22 min later 8966771 Anonymous
>>8966741 good one germany

22 min later 8966782 Anonymous
>>8966697 Except when the german comes.

23 min later 8966805 Anonymous
The cancer tumor doesn't fall far from the tree. - Jan Wolkers

24 min later 8966822 Anonymous (pilki.jpg 300x399 20kB)
"Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine" Karl Pilkington

24 min later 8966831 Anonymous
Some people are crazy enough to keep their ears attached to their head. - Jan Wolkers

24 min later 8966832 Anonymous
Fucking niggers. - Neil D. Tyson

24 min later 8966833 Anonymous
the shit apple doesn't fall far from the shit tree -mr lahey

25 min later 8966856 [Curitiba] Araucárias isn't Brazil
Isso de ser exatamente o que se é ainda vai nos levar além. [Being exactly what one is will still lead us beyond.] Paulo Leminski.

26 min later 8966860 Anonymous (benedikt.jpg 399x599 32kB)
Come, boy, see for yourself. From here, you will witness the final destruction of the Alliance and the end of your insignificant rebellion. - Benedikt

27 min later 8966877 Anonymous
>>8966860 holy shit

27 min later 8966878 Anonymous
>>8966860 Who says Germans can't do humour? lel

27 min later 8966886 Anonymous
>>8966782 thatsthejockyoufaggot.jpeg

29 min later 8966912 Anonymous
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqI sc8ooXug - Malcolm 10

30 min later 8966921 Anonymous (Lem.jpg 800x1091 418kB)
"I hadn't known there were so many idiots in the world until I started using the Internet." Lem

30 min later 8966924 Anonymous
>>8966653 HAHAHAHA 10/10

30 min later 8966941 Anonymous
The church is the evidence that god doesn't exist. - Harry Mulisch

32 min later 8966961 Anonymous (taskforce.jpg 620x413 159kB)
"Lil B is the rawest rapper alive" - Pope John Paul II

33 min later 8966973 Anonymous (benito-juarez.jpg 260x346 34kB)
"Respect what USA wants if you want peace" - Benito Juarez

33 min later 8966987 Anonymous
You can't say: this man has talent but he is lazy. No, he has no talent because he is lazy. - Harry Mulisch

35 min later 8967007 Anonymous
Even the murderer returns to the place where he once was happy. - Harry Mulisch

36 min later 8967019 Anonymous (bill.jpg 640x426 48kB)
"Stay hungry, stay foolish" - Bill Gates

36 min later 8967025 Anonymous (svensvensson.jpg 2326x1744 519kB)
"You say you a gangsta, but you never pop none. We say you a wanksta, and you need to stop frontin." >Sven Svensson

36 min later 8967035 Anonymous
Politics wouldn't be possible without the bad memory of men. - Harry Mulisch Some questions are too good to waste with an answer. - Harry Mulisch

39 min later 8967084 Anonymous
Trade is changing the ownership of property between owners so fast that you forget where the property is. - Arnon Grunberg

41 min later 8967115 Anonymous
>>8967025 incredz

42 min later 8967128 Anonymous
>>8966973 I remember reading about the late 1850s when the USA was toying with buying Baja California from Mexico, and offered them like $15,000,000 for it. Good old Benito realized that it was either pay the money or get invaded again, so he chose a third way. He collaborated with one of his close politicians, sent him over to the USA, the politician made an enormous scene and demanded $45,000,000, this caused a bit of a political kerfuffle, Benito made a big public declaration saying that the politician didn't represent Mexico, that this would be rectified, etc. He basically threw the guy under the bus. The US was pleased and was waiting for the thing to blow over to make another attempt, except suddenly US Civil War. Benito knew the value of buying time with easily-distracted Murrikans.

42 min later 8967137 Anonymous
It's better to pay for sex directly then in the form of alimony. - Arnon Grunberg

45 min later 8967183 Anonymous
Nationalism is egoism of the talentless. - Arnon Grunberg

45 min later 8967186 Anonymous (dreamcast.jpg 513x327 41kB)
>Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

49 min later 8967267 Anonymous
Should I continue or just it be? Don't want to spam you guys with Dutch ideas.

55 min later 8967370 [Curitiba] Araucárias isn't Brazil
>>8967267 I'm reading... Mulisch's ones are quite good, by the way.

55 min later 8967379 Anonymous
>>8966697 A french talking about not surending XD

56 min later 8967386 Anonymous
>>8967267 I was waiting for you to post more. pls more

56 min later 8967390 Anonymous (Mother Teresa.jpg 200x215 9kB)
"Not through speeches and majority decisions will the great questions of the day be decided - that was the great mistake of 1848 and 1849 - but by iron and blood." -Mother Teresa.

58 min later 8967423 Anonymous (00000.jpg 95x151 30kB)
>>8967390

59 min later 8967429 Anonymous
>>8966822 He's Canadian? I'm not really that surprised though considering how nice he seems to be

1 hours later 8967444 Anonymous (Oscar_Wilde.jpg 220x331 13kB)
“Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.” -Oscar Wilde

1 hours later 8967452 Anonymous
>>8966697 Frenchie, you're being too hard on the good old Marechal. He knew a lost war when he saw one, and he did what was best for the Patria.

1 hours later 8967465 Anonymous
The sad thing is, that doubt is more easily defendable then any kind of vision. - Gerard Reve

1 hours later 8967482 Anonymous
The sole trait of a sacrifice is that it goes up in smoke. - Willem Frederik Hermans

1 hours later 8967487 Anonymous (t[1].jpg 250x320 10kB)
"O negócio é comer cu e buceta." I'll try to translate here, but it loses something: "Thou shalt eat anus and vagina."

1 hours later 8967491 Anonymous
>>8967452 He collaborated very willingly. He's a WW1 hero and a WW2 traitor

1 hours later 8967497 Anonymous
we only deserve that which we condone -anon

1 hours later 8967533 Anonymous
The only form of happiness that I know, is thinking of misfortunes that haven't happend to me yet. - Willem Frederik Hermans

1 hours later 8967538 Anonymous
>>8967487 more like "The cool thing is to eat anuses and cunts." Truly a poet.

1 hours later 8967557 Anonymous
>>8967128 That and the US diplomat leading the negotiations with Mexico was unusually sympathetic to the Mexican side. He did his best to ensure that the US would not take Baja California even though he had been tasked with just that duty.

1 hours later 8967558 Anonymous
"Macke! Call the Prosecutor, for real." -John Fredrik Reinfeldt

1 hours later 8967565 Anonymous
The battlefield is the sanitary napkin of history. - Willem Frederik Hermans

1 hours later 8967581 Anonymous
"Satan's screw-ups" "Satan's satan" "I should have known. You all are shitpants and empty-pockets. Aren't you" - Urho Kekkonen

1 hours later 8967603 [Curitiba] Araucárias isn't Brazil
>>8967565 "Mas eu desconfio que a única pessoa livre, realmente livre, é a que não tem medo do ridículo." "But I suspect that the only free man, really free, is the one not afraid of [being] ridicule." Luis Fernando Veríssimo

1 hours later 8967619 Anonymous (mr.catra[1].jpg 274x293 13kB)
"Diga-me com quem andas e eu te direi: Foda-se!" "Tell me with whom you walk and I will tell you to fuck yourself."

1 hours later 8967646 Anonymous
I know a lot of Christians that never look into their bible, as that is the only way to stay a Christian. - Multatuli

1 hours later 8967654 Anonymous
>>8967565 Thank you

1 hours later 8967675 Anonymous (Machado%20de%20Assis%20-%20BRESCOLA[1].jpg 370x276 12kB)
"Ao vencedor, as batatas" "To the winner, the potatoes"

1 hours later 8967767 Anonymous
Decency is a tough mistress. She punishes deviation, but does not reward obedience. - Multatuli

1 hours later 8967811 Anonymous
>I think my passion is misinterpreted as anger sometimes. And I don't think people are ready for the message that I'm delivering, and delivering with a sense of violent love. - Ratko Mladić

1 hours later 8967813 Anonymous
A marriage that is no longer a marriage, should be dissolved, for the sanctity of the marriage. - Gerard Reve

1 hours later 8967867 [Curitiba] Araucárias isn't Brazil
And since neither England or India posted... "Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows." - Orwell

1 hours later 8967887 Anonymous
Alright, now a Flemish writer. One of my favorites.

1 hours later 8967900 Anonymous
Give all your money to the poor. If they do the same you'll have it back tomorrow. - Herman Brusselmans

1 hours later 8967904 Anonymous
>RAVIOLI RAVIOLI, DONNE MOI LA FORMUOLI Napoleon Bonaparte

1 hours later 8967950 Anonymous
>>8967904 I shouldn't have, but I laughed.

1 hours later 8968007 Anonymous
Women don't have enough brains to fully profit from feminism. - Herman Brusselmans

1 hours later 8968042 Anonymous
>>8967904 beautiful

1 hours later 8968071 Anonymous
"I want much that I'd rather I didn't want" Hjalmar Söderberg

1 hours later 8968094 [Curitiba] Araucárias isn't Brazil
>>8967953 >Stealing Gaius Iulius Cæsar's quote Non.

1 hours later 8968207 Anonymous
It's not bad if you are a dick. As long as you don't make a sandwich out of it. - Herman van Veen

1 hours later 8968250 Anonymous
Humor is something we never want to happen to us. - Herman van Veen

1 hours later 8968266 Anonymous
>>8968089 Something is off here, I can't quite place it...

1 hours later 8968289 Anonymous
There was a fire in the crematorium. One deceased. - Herman van Veen

1 hours later 8968301 Anonymous (descartes2.gif 305x282 26kB)
Give her the dick

1 hours later 8968431 Anonymous
>>8966860 >>8966653 >>8966478 I lolled until I couldn't breathe. Congratulations.

2 hours later 8968648 Anonymous (the pleasure of unloading.gif 795x868 208kB)
>I came, I saw, I came. - Mahatma Gandhi

2 hours later 8968946 Anonymous
"Yeah, you dirty girl, suck the Presidents dick." - Bill Clinton

2 hours later 8969161 Anonymous (Descartes pointing at his dick fucking bitches under the table.jpg 581x539 236kB)
>>8968301

2 hours later 8969227 Anonymous (image.jpg 1920x1080 398kB)
>>8968301

4 hours later 8970442 Anonymous
Since it is impossible to know what's really happening, we Peruvians lie, invent, dream and take refuge in illusion. Because of these strange circumstances, Peruvian life, a life in which so few actually do read, has become literary. Mario Vargas Llosa

4 hours later 8970471 Anonymous
>>8969227 "I clearly and distinctly perceive my dick in yo' pussy, bitch." - Rene Descartes (Meditation V).

4 hours later 8970691 Anonymous
>>8966653 you...son...of..a...bitch.... I want your babbies

5 hours later 8970886 Anonymous
>>8967558 >>8967581 Can you please translate it? I don't get it what's implied or what's the point of that rant.

5 hours later 8970938 Anonymous
>>8968946 Come on Murrica, you have had a lot of great thinkers and philosophers and the best you can do is to come and make fun of Clinton? psh...

5 hours later 8971073 Anonymous
>>8966653 >>8966653 >>8966653 >>8966653 >>8966653 cannotin2comptrsfag, can someone cap this? mine is coming out all fucked up...

5 hours later 8971210 Anonymous
>>8966653 c-can someone translate this?

5 hours later 8971262 Anonymous
>>8971210 It translates to " ̸̡͞S̢̨̕͟C̶҉͘͠R͏͘E҉͜҉̨Ąw̢̧͠͞e̡͞҉ ̴̧R̛͏̸́ ̶̴͟f̴̵͟͏e̵̸̡͘͢ ͏̢̧̢͝ç͢͜r̴!̡͢͞" "

5 hours later 8971301 Anonymous
>>8971258 >>8971262 le wut

5 hours later 8971315 Mark Twain
Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured. Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself. Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt. Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it. Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything. Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it. A person who won't read has no advantage over one who can't read. Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times. Just copypasting from the first quote site on google. The guy was fucking magnanimous. Also that last quote hits me in the feels because I'm down to 1 cigarette a day.

5 hours later 8971339 Anonymous
>>8971301 it translates to CHING CHONG BING BONG. Be sure to google translate it to English

6 hours later 8971730 Anonymous
>>8971315 Nice, also: >Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. In the "Mysterious Stranger" he says that again, people are just cattle. >A person who won't read has no advantage over one who can't read. I'm taking this one, thank you.

6 hours later 8971928 Anonymous
>>8971730 In most of his novels he reiterates the theme that no man or woman is better than another and only choices separate us. He was a breddy cool goy.

6 hours later 8972024 Anonymous
>>8971928 I don't like his narration style, it's really slow for me (since a child I can't concentrate too good on a sole thing so it's usually hard for me to follow the story of his books because the narration style), so I cannot say too much about his writings, but the Mysterious Stranger is indeed a great book with a great philosophical teaching. Aaaaaaaand... >Dat ending

6 hours later 8972085 Shintaro Ishihara
”People say that the Japanese made a holocaust but that is not true. It is a story made up by the Chinese. It has tarnished the image of Japan, but it is a lie.” homosexuality is abnormal "old women who live after they have lost their reproductive function are useless and are committing a sin," "French language is a language in which no one can count, therefore it seems to me reasonable that it is disqualified as an international language. People who are tied to the language have taken it upon themselves to oppose [me]. It is all ridiculous"

6 hours later 8972111 Anonymous (Wat.jpg 800x583 22kB)
>>8972085 >old women who live after they have lost their reproductive function are useless and are committing a sin,

6 hours later 8972124 Anonymous
>With great power comes great responsibility.

6 hours later 8972177 Anonymous
"Pa' que aprendan a respetar" Los Zetas

6 hours later 8972182 Anonymous
"How simple life is. It's as simple as this: you're hungry and you eat, you're full and you shit. Between eating and shitting, that's where human life is found." -Pramoedya Ananta Toer

7 hours later 8972788 Anonymous
"Barren hill and turbulent water create bad people" Emperor Qianlong on his trip

7 hours later 8972870 Anonymous
台灣,鳥不語,花不香,男無情,女無義,瘴癘之地,割之可也 taiwan is a disease ridden place where birds don't sing, the flowers don't smell good, men are loveless and women are evil. attributed to Li Hongzhang

7 hours later 8972983 Anonymous (1362243417785.gif 300x300 131kB)
I’ll straight up eat the back half of a goat while the front half still breathing motherfucker. You skinny faggots wanna talk food? Lets fucking talk food you pussy bitches. Got my teeth cut the fuck out and replaced with teflon coated titanium bitch. I got a 13 million dollar artficial intellegence bionic swallow muscle designed by N.A.S.A that can straight push an unplucked turkey down my fucking throat. Fucking feet and all you fucking busters. Sometimes I like to order 3-4 double quarter pounders and walk out into the parking lot and just start cold whippin em at passing police cars. I don’t give a shit nigga, the cops know I eat taser electrcity like a German nigger eat mustard. That shit is parsley to me. The sun don’t set bitch, I just get hungry at dusk. -Charlie Sheen

7 hours later 8972992 Anonymous (283515739012573462_wnn6t3A7_c[1].jpg 530x599 74kB)
"OH you Pushkin, oh you son of a bitch!"

7 hours later 8973008 Anonymous
>>8972983 What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your little miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you could have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

8 hours later 8973089 Anonymous
"The depths of Plucky's perversion are to yours as the Marianas Trench is to a puddle. Trust me on this. But, unlike you, he knows that Mojo is not intended to be a venue for that sort of thing, and keeps it between his sister/wife, his doberman pinscher, a 17-year-old Thai ladyboy named 'Bruce,' the corpse of Ronald Reagan, and himself. You should try to be more like Plucky." -Blue Meanie

8 hours later 8973115 Anonymous
>>8973008 You keep calling us kids, yet you insist with your narrow-minded bigotry that you're a NAVY Seal AND that just because you were a part of the Navy Seals, you can assert superiority over the people here. Do you realize that according to psychological studies, your mindset is still suck in an egocentric state which is apparent in the minds of young children who haven't even reached puberty yet? For the love of god you thick-headed imbecile, no one gives a single fuck if you were in the Army or if you still play with barbie dolls, if you have a mentality that makes you think that children are ABSOLUTELY responsible for what their parents do, you need to be reborn into a household where your parents are complete social outcasts to other people and YOU have to be ridiculed as a result of your parents. Maybe then will you understand that it is ridiculous to say what you are asserting.

8 hours later 8973169 Anonymous
>>8973115 Dude, its a copypasta, the whole things a joke from /b/

8 hours later 8973182 Anonymous
>>8973169 >Implying

8 hours later 8973197 Anonymous
說出來會被嘲笑的夢想,才有實踐的價值 Only the kind of dream and ideal that gets people laughing is worthy of realization -giddense ke

8 hours later 8973200 Anonymous
>>8973182 >This guy I KNOW its a copypasta dude, shit its all over the internet word for word, just google it.

8 hours later 8973217 Anonymous (disbelieving_cowboy.jpg 717x717 92kB)
>>8973200

8 hours later 8973237 Anonymous (1361840420541.jpg 385x335 11kB)
>>8973200

8 hours later 8973247 Anonymous
"The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary. So I say 'cuntrifugal' IS a word." -Sean Connery

8 hours later 8973336 Anonymous (1359510232060.jpg 248x340 79kB)
>>8972992

8 hours later 8973419 Anonymous (David_Tua300909_320.jpg 320x214 14kB)
O for Awesome -David Tua (playing on the wheel of fortune)

8 hours later 8973437 Anonymous
Keep your friends close, and your enemies up your ass -Oscar Wilde

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