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2013-03-06 11:40 8965419 Anonymous (image.jpg 1600x1098 698kB)
I just read this in another thread are these claims true? In Australia pizza delivery people often blackball suburbs forcing residents to walk to public places like police station to deliver pizza because previously they were getting bashed when arriving at people's home. Not robbed not even for the pizza just bashed. In theUK it's worse as they'd do the same thing to ambulance workers. In America the number of incidence of desperate obese customers attacking delivery boys for for their pizzas means many delivery staff now carry firearms.

3 min later 8965506 Anonymous
>>8965419 Australia in Sydney's west has a few estates where businesses will not deliver. The rest I can't say.

4 min later 8965530 Anonymous
I used to work in the Pizza delivery game. I can't tell you how many of my niggas have been held up at gunpoint at a fake address, or had their cars stolen by marauding nigs at stop signs.

6 min later 8965568 Anonymous
>>8965530 I don't know why I capitalized Pizza.

6 min later 8965571 Anonymous
>>8965530 So is it true that many staff are now armed?

7 min later 8965591 Anonymous
>>8965568 Because its royally fucking good!!!

8 min later 8965620 Anonymous
>In America the number of incidence of desperate obese customers attacking delivery boys for for their pizzas means many delivery staff now carry firearms. Never have I ever heard this anywhere. >Obese people >In charge of being physically strong enough to attack people

16 min later 8965803 Anonymous
>>8965571 At my old company? If they are, it isn't sanctioned by the company, and I didn't know anyone who cared that much about pizza OR their car to get in a gun battle with a gang of nignogs. When shit got real bad, we just cut off the bad area from our service territory and explained to potential patrons over the phone that their neighbors were robbing and assaulting our drivers, so that's why they could no longer have their pizza delivered (because often they would say 'dass raciss!!')

18 min later 8965838 Anonymous
Sub-human scum shouldn't be awarded with the gifts of God anyway

20 min later 8965882 Anonymous (onlygoodaustralian.jpg 400x376 49kB)
Australians are literally the "americans" of oceania. You have a culture of decadence, anti-intellectualism and extreme nationalism. While you're laughing at the americans for being brainwashed by fox news you're being brainwashed yourselves. The media paints australia as the greatest country on earth while every other country is terrible. This has led australians (at least the ones I've encountered) to develop a superiority complex. Have you seen how your own countrymen behave abroad? On several occasions while I was in the UK and NZ I encountered australians going on about how much better their country is and how this was a 3rd world country just like americans do when traveling. You are americans in denial. We may be fat and dumb, but we have contributed to this humanity and influenced it greatly. Stay fat, dumb AND useless, ozpussies.

20 min later 8965889 Anonymous
>>8965803 Yeah the same thing happens here. Especially in regards to a particular house sometimes a whole street. I think meth has actually helped in later years as none if them have appetites anymore.

21 min later 8965909 Anonymous (goodfellas01.jpg 628x434 35kB)
>>8965419 That looks like a pretty damn good pizza OP my friend. Now gimme that shit.

23 min later 8965938 Anonymous
>>8965882 this.

26 min later 8966023 Anonymous
>>8965419 eat shit cunt.

27 min later 8966053 Anonymous
>>8965882 Nice pasta. >fox news. >not Australian Pick one Billy

29 min later 8966088 Anonymous
>>8966053 Who cares if it's copypasta? It's true. >inb4 ozpussy denial

31 min later 8966132 Anonymous
You delivering that pizza to me? You delivering to me? Then who the hell are you delivering to? I am the only one here.

31 min later 8966133 Anonymous
I know that feeling. In my neighbourhood emergency station stopped responding to distress calls because hooligans kept setting garbage bins ad cars on flames to beat the firemen when they arrived. One firemen got chopped with his own axe.

33 min later 8966178 Anonymous
>>8966133 Fuck.....!!!

35 min later 8966219 Anonymous
>>8966088 Yes yes yes. The thread is about pizza not tiny American penises. Maybe if you'd let the Brits around a little more you'd understand English with a higher level of comprehension.

35 min later 8966221 Anonymous
>>8966133 That's really smart, especially when one of those idiots accidentally burns down his mom's place and no firemen show up to help.

35 min later 8966231 Anonymous
>>8965882 >tfw an australian will never rob my house so I can legally blow his non existent brain all over my wall feels bad man ;_;

36 min later 8966261 Ontario
>>8966231 I genuinely thought you were going to said load... I need to get laid or something.

37 min later 8966274 Anonymous
>>8966133 You get double punishments here if you attack emergency responders.

37 min later 8966277 Anonymous
>>8966231 Your OCD is showing

40 min later 8966331 Anonymous
>>8966261 >implying anyone will fuck a nasty tranny

41 min later 8966361 Anonymous
>>8966274 >>8966133 >>8965419 I'm literally shocked this is so prevalent. I have no words...

44 min later 8966411 Anonymous
>>8966331 Jesus you're a horrid little fellow. Did your daddy forget to molest your arse cunt this morning you dirty fucking little rent boy?

45 min later 8966435 Anonymous
>>8966361 It's mostly Muslims who do it here, for example when a male Muslim rather lets his wife die then let her be touched by a male nurse.

46 min later 8966453 Ontario
>>8966411 Thanks brew, appreciate the support. You can sleep on my couch if you're ever in the area. JK I don't have a couch. You can sleep on the floor with an air matress or something.

48 min later 8966487 Anonymous (ontarioIRL.png 1328x960 1838kB)
>>8966411 You obviously haven't seen what he looks like.

49 min later 8966505 Ontario (IMG00160-20130222-1852.jpg 1600x1200 306kB)
>>8966487 It's bad, but it aint that bad, son.

50 min later 8966518 Anonymous
>>8966487 AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! KILL IT!!!! KILL IT!!!!!

50 min later 8966523 Anonymous
>>8966505 are you trying to look like natalie portman in leon the professional or something

50 min later 8966527 Anonymous
>>8965419 >In theUK it's worse as they'd do the same thing to ambulance workers. Basically, no.

52 min later 8966553 Ontario
>>8966523 It's the only accessory I had at the time and it was slightly feminizing. I've since gotten a silver necklace that looks much better. Obviously how my hair is styled varies a lot too. *shrug*

52 min later 8966555 Anonymous
>>8966505 The delete button is in the lower right corner.

52 min later 8966556 Anonymous
>>8966505 why do you do this to yourself what is wrong with you

52 min later 8966562 Anonymous
>>8966505 -10048543958/10

53 min later 8966578 Anonymous
>>8966505 It's even worse than I thought. Why are you doing this to yourself?

53 min later 8966583 Anonymous (wjet.pizza.bomber.cnn.640x360.jpg 640x360 84kB)
Most famous story of a pizza-delivery in the US would probably be that time the pizza delivery guy had a bomb shackled to his neck. (yes, the bomb exploded. and he died; the people who put the bomb around him made him rob a bank.)

54 min later 8966592 Ontario
>>8966555 It's better than being associated with the preceding image. I'm aware I have a long way to go, and am frankly not ashamed of being myself. >>8966562 Indeed. Currently I look better when I'm trying to appear more masculine frankly. Not enough lasers, chin surgery, or hormones yet.

54 min later 8966600 Anonymous
>>8966487 >Implications everywhere. Listen up Timmy. I fucking love pizza. Love it. Delivery boys are gods amongst men for me. Why because I weigh 175 kilos. I'm Murican that's 385 1 pound steaks. Just because I agree with someone doesn't mean I want to fuck them. In fact the if I could have sex I would have to fuck someone like The Undertaker or the Big Show as only they would have the strength to lift my bloated belly from on too of my squashed penis and give it a suck. Furthermore I am nice to emergency service workers as one day I'll need them to remove me from my house.

55 min later 8966610 Ontario
>>8966578 >>8966556 If you genuinely wanted to understand you'd do some reading. I tire of explaining it daily.

55 min later 8966622 Anonymous (1359241816656.jpg 5000x5000 2988kB)
>>8966505 This thing is in my province...

57 min later 8966644 Ontario
>>8966622 Yes, and I'm probably one of the friendliest nicest people you'll ever meet. Good lord the horror.

57 min later 8966646 Anonymous
>>8966583 >>8966435 All my WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!

57 min later 8966650 Anonymous
>>8965419 >In theUK it's worse as they'd do the same thing to ambulance workers. Just.. no... why are you getting your opinions from 4chan?

59 min later 8966683 Anonymous
>>8966505 There is no god.

1 hours later 8966706 Ontario (wIHgkxO.jpg 1280x720 107kB)
Is this slightly easier on the eyes? Everyone needs to calm the fuck down, holy shit.

1 hours later 8966733 Anonymous
>>8966646 What, criminals don't strap bombs to your pizza delivery men in Australia?

1 hours later 8966738 Anonymous
>>8966706 You look normal in that one. In the other one you look like a total dork.

1 hours later 8966766 BC
>>8966505 >>8966706 >West of the Rockies confirmed for master race

1 hours later 8966772 Anonymous
>>8966706 Dat bottle of lotion

1 hours later 8966774 Ontario
>>8966738 I know, I take horrible pictures to be frank. If my face is still I look like a fucking retard. I'm generally very animated, and I just feel awkward trying to force an expression in pictures. Also the choker isn't something I seriously fucking wear. I just happened to put it on for like 3 pictures I took one day.

1 hours later 8966792 Ontario
>>8966772 Dry skin. I have actual lube if I want something to masturbate with.

1 hours later 8966843 Anonymous
>>8966600 >175 kilos You are now an honorary American

1 hours later 8966902 Anonymous
>>8966706 you look like a regular person, why not...uhhh not go through with it. get a haircut and enjoy being in the upper echelon of humanity

1 hours later 8966931 Anonymous
>>8965506 >Sydney Fucking lebs, man.

1 hours later 8966932 Ontario
>>8966902 Bodymorphic dysphoria and dem feels when called sir, you have no idea how them feels.

1 hours later 8966984 Anonymous
>>8965419 ahaaa is that why Fat Pizza was so popular? :D

1 hours later 8966986 Anonymous
I live in a good area and I used to work at a Dominos in high school. The "worst" things drivers ever received were bong hits and beers. People like to party.

1 hours later 8967041 Anonymous
>>8966646 Reminds me of that girl who had a bomb collar last year or so, she had a shitty face but a nice rack for a teen

1 hours later 8967098 Anonymous
>>8966932 So are you a guy or girl?

1 hours later 8967099 Anonymous
>>8966932 true, but i've tangoed with some mental afflictions before, although i'm sure i won't be able to convince you otherwise. just seems like a shame, i enjoy your posts otherwise, but you're alienating yourself to so much, for so little.

1 hours later 8967142 Ontario
>>8967098 Birth sex is male, gender identity is female. >>8967099 It seems like I am doing it for very little to most people, and I understand that. For me it isn't. It's an opportunity to actually be happy with myself.

1 hours later 8967158 Anonymous (ontariofuture.jpg 1600x1200 897kB)


1 hours later 8967184 Ontario
>>8967158 Yes, I get it. I should have taken the moment to find a better picture. You're very cute and clever.

1 hours later 8967185 Anonymous
>>8967158 We could have stopped this why didn't you stopped this /int/.

1 hours later 8967203 Ontario
>>8967185 Personally I blame the rock music these kids listen to.

1 hours later 8967227 Anonymous
>>8967158 It didn't have to end like this.

1 hours later 8967270 Ontario
>>8967227 This is practically my starting point. It most definitely didn't "end" like this. That picture really only includes growing my hair out and having part of my facial hair lasered off.

1 hours later 8967274 Anonymous
>>8967184 I was trying to be nice ;_;

1 hours later 8967320 Ontario
>>8967274 You chose the worse of two pictures and named it "ontariofuture" to imply some sort of "dark road ahead" was the way it appeared to me.

1 hours later 8967347 Anonymous
>>8967320 I photoshooped you bigger tits and waxed your eyebrows. I'm an mtf too.

1 hours later 8967394 Anonymous (fixed.jpg 1600x1200 348kB)


1 hours later 8967409 Ontario
>>8967347 ROFL. I didn't notice. It's such a blurry photo in the first place. Are you the one I accidentally oppressed the other day, and you threatened to slap me if I misgendered you? XDDDD >>8967394 Oh jesus christ, rofl

1 hours later 8967424 Anonymous
>not handling the pizza banter

1 hours later 8967431 Anonymous
>>8967409 lol that wasn't me.

1 hours later 8967453 Ontario
>>8967431 Ah, okay. Jesus christ /int/ communities get it together. Tarpauline everywhere.

1 hours later 8967639 Anonymous (dinner.png 600x1417 298kB)
>>8967453 D-do you like Questionable Content the webcomic?

2 hours later 8967749 Ontario
>>8967639 I used to read it quite some time ago, but stopped for some reason. I don't recall why. Did he stop making them for a while, or do a really stupid story arch or something? I might simply have forgotten about it entirely.

2 hours later 8967823 Anonymous
>>8967158 >>8967394 >>8966706 >>8966505 If only germans could won.

2 hours later 8967854 Ontario
>>8967823 Indeed. Imagine a world without poles. It's beautiful.

2 hours later 8967865 Anonymous
>>8967749 No the girl in blue is a transexual, which is why I wondered, however he's been pretty consistent, do you remember Marten going to a space station or Dora breaking up with him? Shit, the blue transexual Claire in this pic is the current #1 pick by /co/ for Martens new gf.

2 hours later 8967884 Anonymous
>>8967854 Not everyone who lives in polska is pole.Just a daily reminder

2 hours later 8967927 Anonymous
>>8967749 >>>/co/46946136 /co/'s having athread about it now.

2 hours later 8967949 Ontario
>>8967865 I think they were still together when I stopped reading, but I really don't remember.

2 hours later 8967959 Anonymous (1221143376209.jpg 358x295 33kB)
>canada

2 hours later 8967994 Anonymous
I once ordered a pizza for delivery 1 minute before closing and I found a pubic hair in it.

2 hours later 8968022 Anonymous
>>8967854 Why can't you just be a male for fucks sakes. Jesus Christ, what is wrong with you people?

2 hours later 8968052 Ontario
>>8968022 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gender _identity_disorder

2 hours later 8968079 Anonymous
>>8967994 That's because fucks like you make working in the service industry a bitch. Please don't do that ever again you cunt.

2 hours later 8968101 Ontario
>>8968079 This. Fuck that guy. t; Ex-cook

2 hours later 8968149 Anonymous
>>8968101 Well I guess it's understandable if you know the guy, and he was a shit, but you should know better. Ex-dishwasher here, how did the pube taste?

2 hours later 8968186 Ontario
>>8968149 Wut. I was saying fuck the guy ordering just before close. Wouldn't know how an aussie pube tasted. also I NEED PANS, PIGGIE. PANS DAMNIT <3

2 hours later 8968234 Anonymous
>>8968186 Shit nigger, my bad.

2 hours later 8968265 Ontario
>>8968234 That's not pans -_-

2 hours later 8968388 Anonymous
>>8968265 When on 4chan you might notice some posters express disdain and hatred for emoticons; to some this is confusing, but when you realize that 4chan allows you to post images with your post you start to understand that emoticons are a sign of the lazy and an unexpressive. Since reaction images and other faces can have a wider range of emotion those who choose to use emoticons are shunned and derided. Besides, it's my smoke break, gotta do your own pans.

2 hours later 8968434 Ontario
>>8968388 I fucking hate dishwashers who leave work when they go on smoke break. Where's my regular guy? Damnit! Also... >Actually arguing in favour of reaction faces over a simple emoticon. I really hope that's a copypasta.

2 hours later 8968451 Anonymous
I dunno, I live in Newcastle and my friend is a delivery driver and he has to deliver to the shittest estate in town where the cops show up regularly.

2 hours later 8968479 Anonymous
>>8968434 Reaction faces are not rage faces, however even rage faces are preferable to emoticons. Also I couldn't smoke in the building, what kind of greasy ash-filled place did you work at and how many waitresses died like that old chick from TV?

2 hours later 8968492 Anonymous
>>8967158 >That's ontario damn it

2 hours later 8968532 Ontario
>>8968479 I worked somewhere it was customary to clear the pit or clear your line before taking a break. And I know the difference. I've been here a very very long time. I frankly don't care to collect a shit ton of images to convey something so simple. >>8966706 >>8968492 would be a more fair representation of my appearance, but yes.

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