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2013-03-05 02:39 8920470 Anonymous (Rasputin-wtf-are-you-talking-about.jpg 668x698 287kB)
Anglo WTF slang Thread
ITT anglos post videos of people using a ridiculous amount of slang from their country, and other anglos and English speakers try to decipher what the fuck is happening.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXwC TNbYeCw
Can other anglos understand what they are saying here? Shut up Canada I know you can.
6 min later 8920584 Anonymous
bamp. Looking for more examples of American slang that aren't just lessons on slang, kind of a hard thing to search for if you don't have anything in mind.....
11 min later 8920678 Anonymous
>>8920470
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xan 2xU-ZFic
I guarantee on a first hearing you won't understand 40% of what is being said.
14 min later 8920714 Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ocW VgmkUSk
This is English.
Irish are not humans.
16 min later 8920750 Anonymous
>>8920714
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tpvx G7S0rbs
Dub master race
16 min later 8920754 Anonymous
>>8920678
Holy shit that's funny. I take it that's an intervention show or something? I was able to figure out that the teenagers were drinking too much and that it was bad.....that's about it.
18 min later 8920786 Anonymous
>>8920678
40% More like 90. Wow
19 min later 8920804 Anonymous (1356903376385.png 333x294 119kB)
>>8920750
>Dub
>Master race
21 min later 8920828 Kanga
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udS- OcNtSWo
21 min later 8920834 Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Wro j0FLvzs
Talkin bout dang old shoot man.
23 min later 8920867 Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mv98 stfpVk8
25 min later 8920890 Anonymous
Hiking on the Appalachian trail is hell when you try to talk to these people
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03iw AY4KlIU
36 min later 8921045 Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIYv D9DI1ZA
3 hours later 8923528 Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3lZ Fiyd_-0
Philly accent with subs, pretty cool
3 hours later 8923639 Anonymous
Documentary about shit New Yorkers say
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlIL InD-JkM
3 hours later 8923693 Anonymous
>>8920828
Sometimes I really love black people.
3 hours later 8923711 Anonymous
>>8920834
Good fucking lord...
This is fucking pathetic..
3 hours later 8923769 Anonymous
>>8920834
She makes a valid point
3 hours later 8923791 Anonymous
>>8923769
>Yew gawt a funny name, yew nawt murkan
It makes sense as long as you only focus on the name and not his political career or voting record or anything else of relevance.
3 hours later 8923816 Anonymous
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hv bLVVQrcI
free ma bruh free ma cuh free ma grandmuh
4 hours later 8923827 Anonymous
>>8923791
>Obama
>a good president
Pick none
4 hours later 8923852 Anonymous
>>8923827
I'm sure your chosen political party would only make perfect decisions if only the stupid OTHER GUYS weren't in the way, right? Take that shit to /pol/, let them explain how multi-party democracy works.
4 hours later 8923868 Anonymous (1339370886599.jpg 465x348 62kB)
>>8923816
Is there even one example of black people having a normal community somewhere?
4 hours later 8923899 Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Boq- Jftd2qA
4 hours later 8924022 Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GU2E O0kUGQA
4 hours later 8924042 Anonymous
>>8921045
>you wunt uh chup, brew?
Everytime.
4 hours later 8924151 Anonymous
Spot on stereotype for minorities here.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?featur e=endscreen&v=waB5eqY7M3o&NR=1
4 hours later 8924183 Anonymous
>>8920890
>Hiking on the Appalachian trail is hell when you try to talk to these people
Yeah, I imagine it's very disconcerting for a yankee to talk to people who are kind and unassuming.
4 hours later 8924185 Anonymous
# new zealand
http://www.youtube.com/watch?featur e=fvwp&v=YpSKaArpPro&NR=1
4 hours later 8924189 Anonymous
>>8924151
Spot on for disruptive kids in class
4 hours later 8924209 Anonymous
>>8920678
This is in English right?
4 hours later 8924216 Anonymous
Mississippi Delta, 'blackest' part of the country. Birthplace of the blues.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQBZ FDNhEao
4 hours later 8924224 Anonymous
>>8920678
holy fuck, what dialect is this?
4 hours later 8924229 Anonymous
>>8924224
Scottish people
4 hours later 8924234 Anonymous
>>8924216
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQB ZFDNhEao
These guys aren't too hard to understand
4 hours later 8924384 Anonymous
Based Billy T.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5aS Z0eM5GI
5 hours later 8924542 Anonymous
For some reason I can understand all English dialects.
Am I one of you guys now?
5 hours later 8924845 Anonymous
>>8924542
HAA, no.
6 hours later 8925166 Anonymous
>of all the mothafuckers on earth, you the mothafuckest
Alright then.
15 hours later 8933931 Anonymous
>>8924542
Can you really understand >>8920678 ? I guess you've spent more time around Brits than I have so that would make sense, but that Scottish babbling was way over my head.
17 hours later 8936517 Anonymous
>>8920470
Shit I have trouble understanding some of this. Fucking hilarious though.
17 hours later 8936590 Anonymous
>>8920470
Not really slang, but difficult accents for foreigners:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rB2_ WdYVCZc
17 hours later 8936598 Anonymous (1312643579768.jpg 675x1024 83kB)
>charlie you nasty ass nigga
>youre the mothafuckest
17 hours later 8936662 Anonymous
>>8936590
if you're having trouble; the Glaswegian fella, Londoner-sounding guy and the Northerner who chips in about half way through are shouting at some posh kids who got on their vent channel in WoW.
17 hours later 8936685 Anonymous
>>8936590
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rB2 _WdYVCZc
I didn't know Ralph Fiennes were playing Wow.
17 hours later 8936758 Anonymous
b-bump
17 hours later 8936797 Anonymous
>>8936590
>>8936685
Bump for more like that one, it was awesome, altough i have to be honest and didn't understand eveything.
17 hours later 8936849 Anonymous
>>8936797
you'll probably be able to understand this one, but it's still funny. Black American this time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nl9L UoMC7YY
17 hours later 8936987 Anonymous
>>8920678
This scottish sounds a lot like turkish to me.
17 hours later 8936993 Anonymous
>>8936849
>>8936849
"I'm a well dressed nigguh" made me burst in laugh.
I got everything but it was harder since he's talking really fast. That was the same with the posh kid in the other video, harder than the Scottish guy and the London guy.
My contribution, a classic.
Murrican vs Chav.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPzR NbCXUJU
17 hours later 8937071 Anonymous
>>8936993
god I hate both of them after they've only spoken a sentence. Still hilarious though.
18 hours later 8937257 Anonymous
keeping this alive:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pONV YjAd1wc
20 hours later 8940178 Anonymous
>>8937257
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pON VYjAd1wc
Wow, and holding her fuckin kid right in her lap. That's ridiculous.
20 hours later 8940938 Anonymous
>>8920678
>>8920678
>tfw I can understand pretty much all of this.
I do love my country sometimes.
21 hours later 8941122 Anonymous
>>8940938
Have this one too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLBP _HsPtis
Bonus points: Muh heritage in the comments.
What's even worse is that this dialect is from the east coast and the Isle of Lewis is in the west, so there's very little in common.
23 hours later 8944857 Anonymous
>>8941122
I could understand that one. I'd honestly really like a translation of a few sentences of >>8920678 . Can a Scotsfag pick a time and translate a few for us?
24 hours later 8946342 Anonymous
>>8941122
That one's understandable, I love the spelling of "My Mither toung" lol
24 hours later 8946432 Anonymous
>>8920678
>tfw gf is scottish
>tfw she tries hard to not sound like that
>tfw she fails
24 hours later 8946443 Anonymous
>>8946432
The scots are always trying hard to prove that they're less ridiculous than the Irish.
They're failing.
24 hours later 8946470 Anonymous
>>8944857
I'll do it. Give me a time in the video to translate from
25 hours later 8947161 Anonymous
>>8946470
literally any moment in the video I am at a loss. At most I can get a few words per sentence. What is she saying at 1:00 in the video? She goes on for like 10 seconds, all I understood was "there comes a time when kooze reshul and that man eh kooze moor dan mazze bastards" lol
25 hours later 8947287 Anonymous
>>8947161
"He says there comes a time when eh... (be)cause it's racial, that man had said he called him all (of) the Bin Laden bastards and all that, but Brian kens (knows) the fellow and he didn't call him that"
25 hours later 8947321 Anonymous
>>8947287
It isn't helped by the fact that it doesn't really make too much sense in the first place.
25 hours later 8947343 Anonymous
>>8920470
>Anglo slang
>post video of Africans
OP you failed from the get go.
25 hours later 8947351 Anonymous
>>8920470
I'll translate some of this.
Starting at 0:18
Charlie Brown - Yo nigga, I'm buggin like a mothafucka, kwanzaa's right up the block and shit's not off the hook. Yo like, I'm down with the hivey jivey butter churnin bullshit but I'm ready to Columbine my ass to the free clinic.
Linus - Charlie Brown you nasty ass nigga, you the only muthafucka I know that'll fuck up they own Kwanzaa by not collectin they chips. That crack-ho Lucy was off the hook. Of all the muthafuckas on earth, you the mothafuckest.
>Charlie Brown - Hey man, I'm freakin out. Kwanzaa is coming soon, and I'm not ready. Hey I'm down with all the holiday spirit, but I'm ready to shoot up the free clinic.
>Linus - Charlie Brown you nasty bastard, your the only one that could mess up their own Kwanzaa by not getting all their money. That ho Lucy was really popular. Out of all the motherfuckers on this earth, you're the motherfuckest (no translation there lol)
25 hours later 8947381 Anonymous
>>8947343
Dude, black people are Americans too. Most of their families been here as long as we have or longer, they're no more "African-American" than white people are "European-American". We're a big country with lots of different cultural niches. Black people are just one of them. A lot of white people slang and culture is influenced by them whether you wanna admit it or not
25 hours later 8947396 Anonymous
>>8947381
No one said "American," monkey.
Original post said Anglo.
25 hours later 8947409 Anonymous
Can anybody transcribe this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1TJ nDG61_Y
25 hours later 8947435 Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OwO FqynQok
vid related
26 hours later 8947658 Anonymous
>>8947409
I've done this one before
Man: When I slept with someone else I telt (told) her, when she done it, she lied first
Woman: Aye but it's there, it's there, but (I can't remember what this was, it's difficult to distinguish). You did. So now you're going to say to him you've finally got the balls to admit it you're going to say one of two lasses (girls)
Jeremy: Throwing it away eh?
Woman: It's clear... no I'll (fucking) keep it. Guess what your daughter's going to see when she's (no idea what this could be cause of censoring). I tell ye, and honestly, you know what? What's the point? When you're going to (hit on?) the next couple of days when you're... when you're not on the telly when you're away bubbling and greeting (crying) you're going to come bubbling and greeting on your knees...
Man: How? It's me who's always finished it.
Woman: And you're going on about "it's only one, it's only one" what did I... what did I tell you?
Man: I don't want to talk to you, I don't walk to talk to you.
Woman: Scumbag, scumbag
Man: Rat.
I think that's it. It's difficult to get some of it because you can't see lip movement to help work out what they're saying.
26 hours later 8947686 Anonymous
>>8947351
Curious to see if other anglos catch american ebonics, but they all be sleepin.
26 hours later 8947698 Anonymous
>>8947658
Fuck it's so close to English yet I still can only catch 20-30 percent of it. How about the first 20 seconds of this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xfza a0Ly1kk
26 hours later 8947718 Anonymous
>>8947698
If it makes you feel better, I can't understand Singlish for shit.
26 hours later 8947740 Anonymous
>>8947718
It's ok m9 Singlish is shit tier English anyway.
26 hours later 8947760 Anonymous (moshi moshi jesus desu.jpg 640x480 129kB)
>>8947740
If only we all spoke posh british english... that would be an ideal world.
26 hours later 8947807 Anonymous
>>8947396
That means OP's post was an example of American slang....what aren't you getting about this?
26 hours later 8947822 Anonymous
>>8947807
What aren't you getting that blacks aren't Anglo?
British blacks aren't either.
26 hours later 8947831 Anonymous
>>8947698
>>8947698
"...and the Last King of Scotland are all showing. You can get tickets for Islesburgh (?) on 692114 or at the door. And for Monday's (library?) fans, Elizabeth (no idea what the last name is, Swoben maybe?)"
It's difficult to translate because it's mostly names, which aren't easy to guess/spell.
26 hours later 8947845 Anonymous
>>8947831
>Swoben
>not a drunk Sweden
26 hours later 8947963 Anonymous
>>8920678
Not even 40%. Until he said "pedophile" I thought he was speaking in Welsh or something.
26 hours later 8947982 Anonymous
I like this video, this English kid does a lot of accents really well. I like how in the general American accent he says "take the piss", completely not an American thing to say at all lol
26 hours later 8947988 Anonymous
>>8947982
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dABo _DCIdpM
And here's the video. Derp.
26 hours later 8948041 Anonymous
>>8947988
>that facial hair
What a pussy magnet.
27 hours later 8949283 Anonymous
>>8920678
fucking jocks.
28 hours later 8949402 Anonymous
>>8923639
Those tourists
>white
I must say, I like that Brooklin accent.
28 hours later 8949419 Anonymous (American patriot.jpg 1887x1231 494kB)
>>8923791
You can love it or GIT OUT!
28 hours later 8949470 Anonymous
>>8936590
>your mum
28 hours later 8949565 Anonymous
As a non-English native speaker, I have to say the moment I found out about cockney rhyming slang I thought I was dreaming because of how stupid and bizarre it is
seriously what the fuck England
28 hours later 8949600 Anonymous
>>8949565
Yeah it is bizzare. I don't appreciate being called a septic tank.
29 hours later 8950012 Anonymous
>>8947435
>Americans ever saying the word mate
29 hours later 8950358 Anonymous
>>8920470
Oh shit found a transcription of this whole video
http://chunkycrapbag.tripod.com/id2 8.html
29 hours later 8950406 Anonymous
Awesome thread, archive this shiz the /int/ section of chanarchive.org needs more good threads
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