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2013-03-02 08:38 8854198 Anonymous (1362049438035.png 798x453 515kB)
America thread.
Post American things, be American.
No exercise allowed.
2 min later 8854227 Anonymous (1357548048987.jpg 351x787 70kB)
>Mfw this thread
2 min later 8854228 Anonymous
I'll exercise my second amendment rights all fucking day you godless european.
2 min later 8854232 Anonymous (bro.jpg 300x225 24kB)
>>8854228
3 min later 8854244 Anonymous (tumblr_mcd2lt6Bv91qa3mjho1_500.jpg 435x590 247kB)
America is the only country you can legally have a monkey as a pet
4 min later 8854254 Anonymous
>>8854244
These guys would probably stomp your head in if you talked shit. They are that comfortable with who they are.
6 min later 8854278 Anonymous (loev hamburger.jpg 1920x1080 435kB)
>>8854254
6 min later 8854281 Anonymous (rent a nigga.jpg 533x800 54kB)
>>8854244
when u need a nigga
7 min later 8854289 Anonymous
Today I ate at Cici's pizza. God bless America and buffets.
8 min later 8854294 Anonymous
>>8854278
Chink detected. Australia belongs to the Anglos!
8 min later 8854304 Anonymous
>>8854198
TYPICAL AMERICAN
9 min later 8854316 Anonymous (wonderful!.jpg 1920x1080 377kB)
>>8854294
11 min later 8854327 Anonymous (where are da burger.jpg 1920x800 96kB)
>>8854278
11 min later 8854329 Anonymous (average MURRIKAN.png 1980x1036 115kB)
11 min later 8854334 Anonymous
>>8854316
GIVE AUSTRALIA BACK TO THE WHITES!
13 min later 8854363 Anonymous
Damnit, I just came back from a run.
>Tfw I will never be a true American
16 min later 8854387 Anonymous (don'tstoplying.jpg 500x361 124kB)
2deep4u?
21 min later 8854432 Anonymous (fuck_yeah_freedom.jpg 1062x750 213kB)
22 min later 8854445 Anonymous (1328940677176.png 800x600 746kB)
27 min later 8854493 Anonymous
>>8854329
>tfw 23 and balding
34 min later 8854553 Anonymous (1337592939259.jpg 984x886 181kB)
39 min later 8854591 Anonymous
>>8854553
I don't understand why this is a bad thing. Especially if they're eating the money at the same rate that the mint is printing money, then that will reduce inflation.
Who eats your money?... dropbears?
43 min later 8854628 Anonymous (PotKettle.jpg 268x188 3kB)
straya pls
44 min later 8854646 Belgian (homemade-corn-dog.jpg 600x399 218kB)
this is probably the most american food
shit is disgusting
45 min later 8854658 Anonymous
>>8854628
That kettle is pretty fat though.
46 min later 8854662 Anonymous
>>8854432
lol, is that real?
46 min later 8854663 Amiga User
>>8854646
>doesn't like meat on a stuck.
49 min later 8854690 Belgian
>>8854663
>implying this is real meat
tastes more like plastic
52 min later 8854714 Anonymous (1358596995105.jpg 834x668 136kB)
>>8854591
You don't just pull the Dropbear word out of no where. I lost me Aunt to one you cunt.
54 min later 8854729 Anonymous
>>8854432
Turkey is also pretty fat.
54 min later 8854731 Amiga User
>>8854690
>not making your own corndogs with your own sausages
56 min later 8854741 Anonymous
>>8854591
>Who eats your money?
Australian banks
57 min later 8854754 Anonymous (freedom.jpg 259x194 13kB)
58 min later 8854760 Anonymous
>>8854445
Why do black people in the US have such retarded first names?
58 min later 8854768 Anonymous
>>8854591
>Who eats your money?... dropbears?
thats fucking sick
59 min later 8854779 Anonymous
>>8854591
>Who eats your money?
Greece and Italy.
1 hours later 8854784 Anonymous
>>8854754
Seems like the debt was to heavy for it.
1 hours later 8854807 Anonymous (1362211224438.png 800x600 529kB)
>>8854445
1 hours later 8854833 Anonymous (wedge.jpg 768x1024 227kB)
>>8854779
nah more like u enslaved them with detbs to live our your sick BSDM fantasies IRL, for the third time
>>8854784
debt means nothing when u issue and control ur own money. i think this particular bird was murdered by a stronger, genetically superior wedge-tailed eagle
1 hours later 8854870 Anonymous (869370-us-lifestyle-health-sugar-new-york.jpg 650x366 37kB)
Watto za fakku
1 hours later 8854883 Anonymous
>>8854807
I have no fucking idea what kind of expression that girl has. It's like a fake smile and the need to poo really bad.
1 hours later 8854890 Anonymous (1300169443601.jpg 1461x1491 581kB)
1 hours later 8854920 Anonymous (1310911935938.jpg 500x373 90kB)
1 hours later 8854930 Anonymous (1308532441160.jpg 570x456 162kB)
1 hours later 8854936 Anonymous
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ty4 65bA1zEo
How long can you last for.
1 hours later 8854945 Anonymous (bur-steakhouse-classic-big.jpg 630x410 61kB)
Yesterday I ate a steakhouse classic and a cheeseburger with fries.
After that, I proceeded to eat an entire chocolate bar. I'm only 53kg (117) though.
Please rate my Americanness and don't lie.
1 hours later 8854952 Anonymous
>>8854945
from 1-10
-10
1 hours later 8855311 Anonymous
>>8854952
But why?
1 hours later 8855341 Anonymous
>>8855311
Because your burger was most likely made with actual meat and whatever Danish chocolate you eat is probably a bit more authentic than a (read: ten) Hershey's bar.
1 hours later 8855388 Anonymous
>>8854945
Giving you a -15
While you ate burger, your meat was probably properly cooked and didnt taste like anus. And the chocolate you had was more likely than not Swiss which means it was made with /real/ cocoa. Not to mention your default unit of measurement was kilos for your mass.
1 hours later 8855411 Anonymous
>>8855341
>actual meat
Yes, horse is at least more nutritious than sawdust.
1 hours later 8855452 Anonymous
I enjoy my freedoms.
1 hours later 8855478 Anonymous (1356856561811.jpg 500x311 40kB)
>>8854198
>>8854982
>>8854796
Why are there so many American threads?
1 hours later 8855480 Anonymous
yep
2 hours later 8855536 Anonymous
>>8854731
>sausages
>more than 10% meat
2 hours later 8855620 Anonymous
>>8855478
Your pic remind me this song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tH2w 6Oxx0kQ
3 hours later 8856963 Anonymous
>>8854445
lol
3 hours later 8856998 Anonymous
>>8854714
Drop Bears aren't a laughing matter, I visited Australia and was drinking a Fosters and this aboriginal man was running under a tree, drop bear ate him whole. Then the cops came but the drop bear ate him, so the news came and the drop bear ate them.
Point is drop bears is dangerous...
3 hours later 8857025 Anonymous
>>8854945
Not enough burgers consumed to be deemed American.
3 hours later 8857045 Anonymous
>>8855411
He forgot the soilent cola
3 hours later 8857201 Anonymous
>>8854760
They want to celebrate their African heritage while knowing nothing about Africa.
4 hours later 8857350 Anonymous
>>8854945
>After that, I proceeded to eat an entire chocolate bar. I'm only 53kg (117) though.
3/10, a true American would eat a second burger for dessert.
4 hours later 8857608 Anonymous
>>8854754
;_;
4 hours later 8857654 Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jEE GyDjKM4
Are ya'll ready for the Zach Attack ?
4 hours later 8857689 Anonymous
>>8854714
Is this real?
4 hours later 8857713 Anonymous (i-has-a-sad.jpg 300x233 11kB)
>>8854754
4 hours later 8857924 Anonymous (dropbear1.jpg 419x286 41kB)
>>8857689
YES!
for gods sake too many people have suffered, damn stupid deniers are so ignorant.
4 hours later 8857943 Anonymous (Koala.jpg 1024x768 780kB)
>>8854198
I'm american!
4 hours later 8857961 Anonymous (fun allowed.jpg 425x450 172kB)
>>8857943
ur a virgin too :DDDDDD
Sup neighbor.
4 hours later 8858005 Anonymous
>>8857961
still jelly you have all the internet and glorious LTE coverage while we have to pay 100 dollars a month for a shared 5MB/s down.
let us become a state with you, we'll all be the 51st state.
leave st croix out of it tho they're pig disgusting
4 hours later 8858072 Anonymous (1358962685659.jpg 499x373 164kB)
>>8857943
give back Danish clay
4 hours later 8858114 Anonymous
>>8858005
What? You can't leave us St. Thomas, you know we'll just invade when things get too bad over here.
4 hours later 8858116 Anonymous
>>8857961
hi nieghbor.
4 hours later 8858156 Anonymous
>>8858114
give us your wimin and we'll throw you in too
4 hours later 8858173 Anonymous
>>8858156
Deal
4 hours later 8858185 Anonymous
>>8858156
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE THE VIRGIN ISLANDS ARE
4 hours later 8858188 Anonymous
>>8858005
>100 dollars a month for a shared 5MB/s down.
Jesus christ that's horrible.
>let us become a state with you, we'll all be the 51st state.
If you guys are cool with that, no problem.
>leave st croix out of it tho they're pig disgusting
But I like the costumes they use in their carnivals and their beaches are nice for windsurfing!
>>8858116
r u dominican or what?
5 hours later 8858209 Anonymous
>>8858185
Christ, did we get you off of Spain a century ago?
Fine but convince PR to join to so our flag doesn't have one lonely extra star
5 hours later 8858245 Anonymous (pizza machine.jpg 600x800 137kB)
WE AM SUPER HERO NUMBER ONE
5 hours later 8858438 Anonymous
>>8854227
>dyes his hair to appear white
nice try
5 hours later 8858568 Anonymous
>>8858245
look ancient
civilized people don't even carry coins, but use the text message option on those
then again even EMC cards are new and exciting in Amurka
5 hours later 8858572 Anonymous (amerifat.jpg 426x637 57kB)
>No exercise allowed.
Alright, got a nice one here that combines the inherant American militarism with the stereotypical love for snacks.
8 hours later 8861467 Anonymous
>>8854281
That guy is pretty smart.
8 hours later 8861492 Anonymous
>>8854445
Their faces say it all.
>dis cracka fo reel? shiiiiiiiieeeeeeettttttt.
8 hours later 8861520 Anonymous (America - burger smoothie.jpg 721x365 73kB)
>>8854646
I feel compelled to try one before I expire.
8 hours later 8861586 Anonymous (America - ritualistic genital mutilation.png 1689x553 285kB)
>>8854198
I thought mutilated dicks looked better anyway.
8 hours later 8861598 Anonymous
>>8855341
Europe
>real meat
that was a horse burger and we all know it.
8 hours later 8861682 Anonymous (American diet consultant.jpg 284x212 23kB)
>>8857654
They have a habit of exploiting children on stage.
8 hours later 8861712 Anonymous
>>8858572
>no burger/mag drop pouch
would not operate with
8 hours later 8861780 Anonymous
>>8861682
I wanted to kill my self when I accidently saw an episode of toddlers and tiaras.
You'd be in jail for doing shit like that in Finland.
8 hours later 8861886 kafir
>>8861780
>toddlers and tiaras
I'm curious now. How bad is it, on a scale of 1-10, with 10 being like the taste of Satan's piss.
1.255 0.101