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2018-04-18 12:16 88406943 Anonymous (emmanuel-macron-france-rt-mem-180412_hpMain_12x5_992.jpg 992x415 38kB)
Tomorrow, Emmanuel Macron issues a declaration that your country is the newest addition to the French Empire. 1,000,000 troops land on your shores. Can your country resist annexation?

0 min later 88406983 Anonymous
>>88406943 I love french bros but really hate this fucker.

2 min later 88407052 Anonymous
>another 1 million diverse new europeans to pay welfare for no thanks

4 min later 88407138 Anonymous
>>88406983 uhm, actually the opposite

4 min later 88407147 Anonymous (1396040432937.gif 506x516 453kB)
>>88406943 I'd sleep with a french soldier the very first day desu I've always been an afrancesado anyway

5 min later 88407184 Anonymous
>>88406943 >Can your country resist annexation? Why would it?

6 min later 88407212 Anonymous
>>88406943 Shit, French Guiana is a great strategic asset for them and they admittedly have a pretty good army. But I think we can manage, thanks to our location.

7 min later 88407253 Anonymous
>>88406943 Why would i want to resist?

7 min later 88407257 Anonymous
>>88406943 Mon amour, mon emperour, mon Jupiter.

7 min later 88407270 Anonymous
Yes. Damn mayras are going to get crushed by kuruminhas once again https://pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/Confe dera%C3%A7%C3%A3o_dos_Tamoios

8 min later 88407299 Anonymous
>>88407147 Are you a cute spanish girl or at least a cute spanish twink?

8 min later 88407314 Anonymous (1502608287294.png 373x380 50kB)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franc e_Antarctique

10 min later 88407366 Anonymous
>>88407299 If I bothered to shave my body I could be pretty feminine, my ass is pretty round and I'm flat for the most part

10 min later 88407395 Anonymous
>>88406943 I will embrace the first soldier i see and rejoice !

26 min later 88408001 Anonymous
>can your country resist annexation Yeah, pretty easily desu Threatening to move to Paris should do it

30 min later 88408114 Anonymous
Of course. As long as they don’t use nukes our army would beat France let alone any other military in Europe

30 min later 88408122 Anonymous
>>88406943 I would ask him nicely if he intended to kill all the black people. If not, then I would kick him and his army of frogs out of the country.

32 min later 88408176 Anonymous
>>88408114 >our army would beat France let alone any other military in Europe Russia would crush you unless the USA helped.

33 min later 88408225 Anonymous (french retreat.jpg 640x370 59kB)
thirsty for more?

34 min later 88408264 Anonymous
>>88406943 >troops invade >surrender as soon as they touch the ground

35 min later 88408284 Anonymous (1518282293767.gif 500x281 1168kB)
>>88408114 >this is what South Korea actually believes

35 min later 88408301 Anonymous (1491722849226.jpg 640x533 121kB)
>>88406943 Why would we resist? Reclaim the land that is rightfully yours Frenchman

37 min later 88408357 Anonymous
>>88408114 To be honest I didn't even know you had an army. Isn't South Korea mostly just protected by the USA ? Do any of your soldiers even have any experience ?

37 min later 88408358 Anonymous
>>88406943 >1 million infantry Easily How much armor artillery fighters bombers missiles etc..? I would just go to the side of the continent and they woulfñd be logisticallu unable to advance.

37 min later 88408370 Anonymous
>>88408176 Maybe yeah but Russia isn’t included in Europe when the topic is politics or military. Other than Russia tho, I don’t think any European country would stand a chance against this https://youtu.be/kK40axftnm0

38 min later 88408413 Anonymous
>>88408301 Vive la Louisiane libre !

39 min later 88408455 Anonymous
>>88408225 >win aññ battles >occupy moscow >large winter >waiting fir surrender >no surrender >realize you cant forage as it was all burned. >have no supply lines

41 min later 88408507 Anonymous
>>88406943 >1,000,000 troops HAHAHAHA where the fuck does he plan to fit them?

41 min later 88408512 Anonymous
I want a French world

42 min later 88408543 Anonymous
>>88408358 The us has hundreds of millions of vehicles, the entire population could evacuate

42 min later 88408569 Anonymous
>>88408507 In yo mama's pussey lmoa

43 min later 88408596 Anonymous
>>88408370 https://youtu.be/iYVO5bUFww0 https://youtu.be/7yB8SVdZhUY

43 min later 88408597 Anonymous (PNAOwMcTqtCJJHp67aBHL1yFHBU4CW3oNbwnKNXso7A.jpg 1000x750 122kB)
A few may fight, some people will be buthurt, most people will not care.

44 min later 88408635 Anonymous (9WnRzW1.jpg 398x500 22kB)
>>88408569

45 min later 88408653 Anonymous
>>88408357 >To be honest I didn't even know you had an army. Umm our army has more tanks than you, the Uk, and Germany have all together. Heck, we have the largest artilleries in the western world only second to the US. >>88408370 >Do any of your soldiers even have any experience ? Vietnam, Gulf war, Afghanistan and Iraq. Are they not enough for you?

45 min later 88408665 Anonymous
>>88408370 You might resist France, I'm not sure. Britain has a stronger navy and a weaker army, which means it could easily attack anything it wants in South Korea but couldn't occupy anything properly.

48 min later 88408771 Anonymous (1523848674845.gif 480x360 2075kB)
>>88408569

53 min later 88408974 Anonymous
>>88408653 Just checked numbers Why the fuck do you have 5 millions soldiers holy shit And so much more material And why

56 min later 88409060 Anonymous
>>88408974 They have fat kim next door threatening to attack everyone on a daily basis.

59 min later 88409169 Anonymous
>>88408974 They're probably worried about North Korea and China.

1 hours later 88409217 Anonymous (1523984534403.jpg 1024x543 32kB)
>>88406943 M*ds can't handle the NORDIC climate, they will all perish from attrition

1 hours later 88409240 Anonymous
>>88406943 I think we can resist if there are no nukes involved.

1 hours later 88409267 Anonymous
>>88408665 >You might resist France, I'm not sure All European countries have been managing their military as careless as they could get, except for Poland and other few. They chose to become pacifist and went for left wing policies that spend their taxes in other stuffs than military.. like handing out welfare to immigrants. While they were doing that for years, growing our military was always in our priorities because we had to. You can’t possibly compare how much they are preared for warfare with us. >>88408974 The world’s 2nd, 3rd, and 4th largest military powers all surround us as well as >>88409060

1 hours later 88409385 Anonymous
>>88408001 lol

1 hours later 88409404 Anonymous
We store enough firepower in the Netherlands to blitz too Kamchatka in 10-14 days, at the first sign of trouble the keys are handed over and the Dutch quickly take control of all of Eurasia

1 hours later 88409460 Anonymous
>>88409267 Ah yes it makes sense But still, 5 millions is pretty big We only have around 300 000 soldiers here

1 hours later 88409478 Anonymous
>>88409267 North Korea is the fourth largest military power? That seems unlikely. They might have a ton of soldiers, but everything I've read says their technology is woefully behind everyone else's except in nukes, where they're merely the most primitive nuclear country.

1 hours later 88409518 Anonymous (Worried Laughter.png 520x678 308kB)
>>88409404 >We store enough firepower in the Netherlands to blitz too Kamchatka in 10-14 days, The problem here is that someone believes this.

1 hours later 88409687 Anonymous
>>88409478 >>88409478 >North Korea is the fourth largest military power? I was referring to Japan although they won’t ever go to a war against us. Thinking about it again, their military power might be currently lower than that but they do have enough potentials.

1 hours later 88409799 Anonymous
>>88409687 >I was referring to Japan Ahh okay.

1 hours later 88409830 Anonymous (1521731770359.gif 580x588 415kB)
>>88409478 >>88409518 >>88409687 RENDEZ VOUS MAINTENANT

1 hours later 88409868 Anonymous
So they're basically are going to invade us with "just" 1mil? Well, they're gonna fail then. It's impossible to occupy this country entirely, it's a lmost a entire continent ffs.

1 hours later 88409875 Anonymous
>>88409518 I'm being silly of course but there are like 5000 Abrams tanks in The Netherlands

1 hours later 88409944 Anonymous
We don't have a shore. Get fucked

1 hours later 88409958 Anonymous (Duke of Wellington.png 749x1024 1332kB)
>>88406943 can we ask Britain for help again?

1 hours later 88409998 Anonymous
>>88406943 our military is designed to aid in nato missions, not to actually defend the country

1 hours later 88410014 Anonymous
>>88409460 They have mandatory conscription, so that's probably why. >>88408653 SK barely saw any fight (and any losses) during these recent conflicts though, well it's not like you should care about Western wars for oil anyway. Kinda hard to judge the experience of your military, although they probably follow the same training as US troops. Honestly the only countries with big international military involvements in the past years are UK, France, Russia, and obviously the US.

1 hours later 88410055 Anonymous
They tried but they pussied out LMAO https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lobst er_War

1 hours later 88410058 Anonymous
>>88409998 but they are named "Forsvaret" (the defence)

1 hours later 88410063 Anonymous
>>88408114 Isn't your military mostly made up of conscripts who would rather be starcraft playing neets though? Not trying to be a dick that's just what i have heard

1 hours later 88410142 Anonymous
They wouldn't get anywhere. 1 million frenchmen would crash on the beaches. They would yell as they charge forward and stop stunned as the cross the breach and see their formidable opponent before them. There I am. Facing away from them. On all fours. My boipussy glistening in the sunlight. There are 1 million of them but they my voracious boipussy cannot be underestimated. They charge after their momentary confusion. They take turns 1 sometimes 2 or 3 at a time attacking my ravenous holes. The battle rages for hours and hours upon end. As the days turn to night and the nights to days I remain steadfast. The bodies of exhausted frenchman accumulate in piles dying of exhaustion, dehydration, and exposure. The final frenchman dies, my sexual appetite now sated, and I walk back into my country a national hero.

1 hours later 88410599 Anonymous
>>88408114 you can't beat ours or France.

1 hours later 88410697 Anonymous
>>88410063 At least every man here knows how to use guns and 2 in 100 of them knows how to drive tanks. I don’t see how the fact that our military is mostly made up of conscripts hinder our military strength. If anything, we should maintain our military as large as we could since in a war against North Korea, each and everyone across the border including women would be armed. If anything, conscription is definitely what we shouldn’t give up. >>88410014 I have to admit that but in case of the Vietnam war, our troops were enermously praised to be the fiercest. Look it up. We performed much better than the US troops did. It’s true that we are not one of the “big players” that gets involved in whatever shit is going on around the world. But like you said we don’t have a reason to meddle in these unless the US calls us because we are already busy dealing with the threats we have here. But our military not being influential on a global scale doesn’t mean it lacks the capabilties to be so.

1 hours later 88410756 Anonymous (20180417_180711.jpg 1190x693 276kB)
I only have to say " No u" and then Macron be like pic related

1 hours later 88410789 Anonymous
>>88408653 So big number = better ? Really makes me think. Can SK soldiers even use all these tanks properly ?

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