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2018-04-15 09:05 88308381 Anonymous (1519420906433.jpg 709x595 160kB)
>tfw an English secondary language speaker makes a post you can't even understand
34 min later 88310398 Anonymous
you do no fantasy
think better more flexibol you reason well the words
36 min later 88310519 Anonymous
Tu madre és gay
1 hours later 88311898 Anonymous
Americans are English first language though
1 hours later 88311936 Anonymous
>>88311898
>thread doesn't even mentions US
>someone brings us up
obsesserino
1 hours later 88312103 Anonymous
>>88308381
>when you use an English word in a sense that, while less common, is grammatically correct, and the native speaker tries to correct you in error
Hate when this happens.
1 hours later 88312123 Anonymous
>>88311936
My country's entire international identity is being Americans who aren't fat ignorant obnoxious traitors.
1 hours later 88312126 Anonymous
>>88311936
Canadian is already as american
America not simply USA, don't forget
1 hours later 88312149 Anonymous
>>88310398
You don't know the fantasy
Think more of the flexibility of words?
1 hours later 88312188 Anonymous
>when the native english speaker writes "should of" and "there" instead of their
1 hours later 88312228 Anonymous
>>88312126
Which is better, Spanish Columbia or British Colombia?
1 hours later 88312324 Anonymous (1562853_1.jpg 630x630 65kB)
>>88312188
I fuck up grammer on purpose sometimes to fuck with people that aren't fluent in English
Or write a sentence in the most confusing way possible that is still correct, usually using local grammar rules/dialects
1 hours later 88312370 Anonymous
>>88312228
BC because it's part of a first world country.
>>88312123
>who aren't ignorant
https://upnorth.eu/canadian-pm-trud eau-baltic-nations-are-not-a-thing/
:/
1 hours later 88312427 Anonymous
>>88312370
based Trudeau
1 hours later 88312543 Anonymous (kiizu.jpg 556x412 11kB)
>>88308381
>tfw intentionally post in broken english while being native speaker since 20+ years ago
on you fun is
1 hours later 88312649 Anonymous
>>88312324
The key to effective trolling is to be subtle, but this just makes you out to be a retarded asshole. With trolling you're supposed to make the other guy look like an asshole. Dumbass.
1 hours later 88312670 Anonymous
>>88312543
I call it child-speak
1 hours later 88312722 Anonymous
>>88312649
Who said I was trolling?
I just want to confuse faggots
1 hours later 88312738 Anonymous
>>88312324
That is an imprudent misconception from your side. By making it more complex, you do also make a marring infliction on your self, for after all, it must be acknowledged that although there are cases of a vocabulary distress for some on certain occasions, it might thus be percieved as a crude peremptory
1 hours later 88312747 Anonymous
>>88312123
>Canadians
>Not traitors
Your grandpa is an American draft dodger, Jimmy.
1 hours later 88312792 Anonymous
>>88312738
Shut the fu*k up Snorre
1 hours later 88312965 Anonymous (0c07e9da939d95abb1930baed7b42bbbc84404faf365944b58e9106dd444400f.jpg 498x456 46kB)
>make an incomprehensible post
>hope people think i'm quebecois
1 hours later 88312994 Anonymous (Blue.png 513x378 143kB)
>>88312738
Using big words doesn't really make it more complex lad.
Any native speaker can use context clues to figure the meaning of 99% of words, even if it's the first time seeing it.
Peremptory, for example, never heard the word in my life. But I can assume it just means something similar to problem, or obstacle.
Which I seem to be mostly correct. But it's fucking retarded to use that in that context.
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/pere mptory
1 hours later 88313016 Anonymous
>>88312747
I'm not under age
My grandfather was born in 1934
1 hours later 88313082 Anonymous
>>88312123
ah so basically leafs shitposting is driven by jealousy
1 hours later 88313144 Anonymous (2f7[2].jpg 601x508 28kB)
>>88312543
>i was only pretending
>i am an estonian native speaker of ingleash
1 hours later 88313197 Anonymous
>>88312738
i know big words are fun to use, but that sounds really cringy 2bh
1 hours later 88313211 Anonymous
>>88312994
Peremptory means; "insisting on immediate attention or obedience, especially in a brusquely imperious way.".
1 hours later 88313260 Anonymous
>>88308381
may be learns english not so easy language like you because you born english
1 hours later 88313339 Anonymous
>>88313144
i'd like to compliment you anon. your country is the only anglo country where people actually speak english. the brits are pretty much shit tier when it comes to english. the aussies are just too try-hard "not-english" with their silly slang. no idea aboot canadians since i've yet to visit, but i have a bad feeling aboot them.
1 hours later 88313419 Anonymous
>>88313082
No
It's driven by our unshakable confidence in our country
Every other country has sore spots people can target, Canada is untouchable
We've never lost a war and there's nothing in our history we are ashamed about
>>88312738
Making hard concepts simple and simple ones hard is the epitome of language arts.
1 hours later 88313466 Anonymous (Clifford4.png 800x600 157kB)
>>88313211
(law) A challenge to the admission of a juror, without the challenger needing to show good cause.
1 hours later 88313626 Anonymous
>>88313419
sounds fair. when will you win the stanley cup again? since your identity is 99% hockey, that sounds like a damn shame.
1 hours later 88313932 Anonymous
bitch lasagnas
1 hours later 88313934 Anonymous (Sidney_Crosby_2017-10-04.jpg 2049x2254 2300kB)
>>88313626
Canadians are used to marching under an American standard.
1 hours later 88314055 Anonymous (1471066739104.gif 500x363 507kB)
>>88308381
>mfw canadians tell me my english is good
1 hours later 88314151 Anonymous
>>88313934
so you boo him and hate him 9 months a year, year after year, and only recognize he is a canadian hero once every four years (not anymore though). you seem to be a bit confused as a nation.
1 hours later 88314172 Anonymous
>>88312747
taxation is theft, draft is murder
1 hours later 88314198 Anonymous
>>88314172
and sex is rape
1 hours later 88314205 Anonymous
some turns succeed the same to me but later i discover it was an american, so i think what is it, maybe i really not know english good in the same manner
1 hours later 88314235 Anonymous
>>88314151
Canadians are hobbits.
To do anything notable we must travel into Mordor.
1 hours later 88314572 Anonymous
>>88308381
It isn't only only, but I can pretty well English. The is irritating that spelling is same valued, but else is the alrighty tighty.
2 hours later 88314990 Anonymous
>>88312994
English is my foreign language and I can do the same pretty much.- Though, try reading On Liberty by John Stuart Mill and you'll find your limit on that ability very soon.
2 hours later 88315445 Anonymous (1522735084611.jpg 685x723 77kB)
>>88312228
I'm confused now
2 hours later 88315499 Anonymous
haha yeah, i get what u means :)
2 hours later 88315581 Anonymous (1424635735308.jpg 500x447 56kB)
>mfw native English speakers use "less" in situations where they should use "fewer"
Is there anything more subhuman than an *Nglo?
2 hours later 88315667 Anonymous
>>88312123
Actually, I seem to remember that your obesity rate is rather high. Not as high as the US, of course, but still around UK levels of obesity.
2 hours later 88315736 Anonymous
>>88315581
Do they do this when they write too?
2 hours later 88315891 Anonymous
>>88315736
Yes
2 hours later 88316086 Anonymous (1521248757532.png 500x644 408kB)
>American uses your instead of you're and then instead of than, as well as should of instead of should've
2 hours later 88316315 Anonymous
>>88315667
realize that it is a canadian store in the famous shart in the mart pic
2 hours later 88316761 Anonymous (1497814525294.jpg 1000x800 99kB)
>this thread
MY ENGLISH SECONDARY LANGUAGE POSTER ASS IS ON FIRE
2 hours later 88317173 Anonymous
>>88312123
That's your old identity. Now you are a chinese/indian/paki colony.
2 hours later 88317308 Anonymous (ty%C3%B6%20ukko[1].png 576x702 125kB)
>>88308381
>tfw trying to read english science articles on wikipedia
2 hours later 88317493 Anonymous
>>88313932
good post
3 hours later 88317800 Anonymous
>>88308381
If it is unintelligible, can it really be considered as speaking the language?
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