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2018-04-06 12:25 87890250 Anonymous (1518697516242.png 748x975 502kB)
What countries should we upgrade into the Nordics?
Valid applicants:
>Estonia
>Latvia
>Lithuania
>South Korea
>Australia
>New Zealand
>Canada
>Switzerland
>Belgium
>Italy
Applications denied:
>The Netherlands (cheating)
>Luxembourg (too small)
4 min later 87890378 Anonymous
Scotland is Nordic.
5 min later 87890408 Anonymous
C-can I get free welfare finnish bois from the Nordic Commonwealth if I sign up?
6 min later 87890433 Anonymous
Australia. They are already in the Eurovision song contest and they are just like Norwegians when they're drunk.
7 min later 87890451 Anonymous
>>87890250
Russia.
7 min later 87890455 Anonymous
Keep me out of your homo club, thx
7 min later 87890459 Anonymous
Greece
7 min later 87890473 Anonymous
Canada is a BLACK country and dont you forget it, n*rdic dog.
8 min later 87890488 Anonymous (1522852629428.gif 450x298 3068kB)
>>87890250
Russia is the only nordic
11 min later 87890552 Anonymous
>>87890250
Estonia
13 min later 87890619 Anonymous
>>87890250
Sorry but i have to side with >>87890455 , i don't to be part of the liberal cuck club
14 min later 87890648 Anonymous
>>87890619
*want
15 min later 87890671 Anonymous
>>87890378
Scotland can join once they get independent
>>87890408
Umm, joining isn't up to you. Right now you are too poor and Catholic
>>87890433
They can join once they become Protestant
>>87890451
Never
>>87890455
This is an American tourist, I assume
>>87890459
nice meme
>>87890473
Being Nordic has nothing to do with race or ethnicity
>>87890488
Never
>>87890552
Yes
>>87890619
No, it is not a "liberal cuck club". It is the club of the richest, most successful, best countries on Earth and you are not yet allowed to join, because you are not good enough
16 min later 87890727 Anonymous (1517084776667.jpg 1280x770 244kB)
16 min later 87890748 Anonymous
>>87890671
Who gives a shit about religion? Nobody are religious anymore.
19 min later 87890833 Anonymous
>>87890748
Nordics are Protestant - you can not join if your country isn't Protestant enough
20 min later 87890855 Anonymous (1490670632780.jpg 238x192 14kB)
>>87890250
>South Korea
Are we white?
23 min later 87890971 Anonymous
>>87890855
This has absolutely nothing to do with race. It has to do with the quality of life.
24 min later 87891005 Anonymous
>>87890855
No, you are not white Kim
>>87890671
>you are not yet allowed to join, because you are not good enough
good because we don't want to join anyways
25 min later 87891032 Anonymous
>>87890433
Are drunk norwegians like finnish drunks or what
29 min later 87891186 Anonymous (1521316871561.jpg 251x242 11kB)
>>87891005
Sure, pal. Of course you don't want to be Nordic. We all believe you, bud.
30 min later 87891224 Anonymous (BlueEyesKorean.png 493x295 200kB)
>>87890971
>quality of life
So why is not Germany uk France?
>>87891005
WE
30 min later 87891230 Anonymous
>>87891032
Probably. Last time I was drunk, I walked around in the city with my friend and asked strangers if they would rather suck balls and get AIDS rather than eating at McDonald's. I also pissed off a few random people too because I greeted them with "Heil Hitler".
31 min later 87891275 Anonymous
>>87891032
>>87891230
Does this sound like a Finn drunk?
32 min later 87891297 Anonymous
https://strawpoll.com/97y94wf1
33 min later 87891312 Anonymous
>>87891224
sorry but plastic surgery/eye colour alteration doesn't count, infact that what we like to call cheating
35 min later 87891374 Anonymous
>>87891224
Germany, France, UK can absolutely not compete with the Nordics. Shit tier third world shithole countries.
>>87891297
This poll is illegitimate
35 min later 87891379 Anonymous (BlueEyesKorean2.jpg 500x750 100kB)
>>87891312
> surgery/eye
sorry it's native eyes
44 min later 87891659 Anonymous
Social democracy
High quality of life
Drunkards
Nanny state
Historically strong unions
Face it on all levels except geographical we're nordic
46 min later 87891699 Anonymous
How did Netherlands cheat
49 min later 87891837 Anonymous
>>87891659
Yes but you are too Catholic. Wikipedia says "Catholic 22.6%, Anglican 13.3% and other Christian 18.7%"
If "Other Christian" is at least 10% Protestant you can join.
>>87891699
You pretended to be Protestant so you could join but really you have more Catholics than Protestants.
51 min later 87891882 Anonymous
>>87891837
That’s because protestants list themselves as atheists while catholics remain catholic on paper but never see the inside of a church outside of Christmas
53 min later 87891941 Anonymous
We are swampniggers, not snowniggers though.
1 hours later 87892715 Anonymous
>>87890855
you are bunch of chinese forest chinks who got raped by mongols and keeped fucking their sisters to stay alive
1 hours later 87892852 Anonymous (1736446565465.png 402x398 129kB)
>Estonia
No
>Latvia
No
>Lithuania
No
>South Korea
No
>Australia
No
>New Zealand
No
>Canada
No
>Switzerland
No
>Belgium
No
>Italy
No
1 hours later 87892880 Anonymous
>>87892715
Now now be nice. They are one of the best applicants.
>>87892852
Why not?
1 hours later 87893032 Anonymous
>>87892880
None of those are nordic enough. The only ones I could consider are Hungary and Georgia
1 hours later 87893120 Anonymous
>upgrade
No one wants to be a pitiable Nordic cuckold.
1 hours later 87893124 Anonymous
>>87893032
Georgia? Why?
And Hungary is way too poor and has too many Gypsies.
1 hours later 87893326 Anonymous
>>87893124
Georgia is a nice country
1 hours later 87893393 Anonymous
>>87893120
Hmm.. This coming from the eternal Anglo. Your capital is not even 50% white. That is kind of pathetic ://.
Of course, Finland, Iceland, Norway and Denmark are all 90+ % European. Dumb chav, you will never be Nordic. Your country sucks.
>>87893326
Georgia is a third world shithole
1 hours later 87893504 Anonymous
Only nations I've seen seriously claiming to want to be Nordic are Estonia and Scotland
Both are probably too poor and too white to be accepted though
1 hours later 87893574 Anonymous (Nordicks.png 1357x623 43kB)
Only these countries are Nordics, shamely nowdays scandinavia is mostly wasted with Indo-europoid shitty genetics
1 hours later 87893579 Anonymous (5e80a3365077a0e9d147905b34d0a822.png 973x745 794kB)
>>87890250
Non, it's our special little club.
1 hours later 87893629 Anonymous
Denmark is not Nordic, stop referring to us as such.
1 hours later 87893661 Anonymous
>>87893629
ofc you are not, none of you g*rmanics isnt
1 hours later 87893735 Anonymous (Norden.png 298x174 5kB)
1 hours later 87893808 Anonymous
What makes Greenland Nordic, apart from it being Denmark's potential oil outpost?
1 hours later 87893895 Anonymous (08673534635847698.jpg 320x320 15kB)
>>87893808
History
1 hours later 87894000 Anonymous
>>87893808
An anglo-pleb like you could never understand.
1 hours later 87894105 Anonymous
>>87894000
Rich coming from you Ahmed
Malmö is less Nordic than Baghdad at this point
1 hours later 87894210 Anonymous
>>87894000
Trips tell the truth
1 hours later 87894260 Anonymous
>>87894105
Is Bagdad 87% nordic?
2 hours later 87894302 Anonymous (vikernes.jpg 598x511 42kB)
>>87894260
varg is originally from iraq and he is nordic
2 hours later 87894435 Anonymous
Petition to proclaim The Netherlands as Nordic.
2 hours later 87894480 Anonymous
>>87894435
Denied
2 hours later 87894485 Anonymous
>>87894435
Petition declined, they are too liberal.
2 hours later 87894526 Anonymous
>>87894260
Sweden doesn't even keep track of its citizens ethnicity or race anymore, nevermind all the recent undocumented migrants and asylum seekers too
But private Swedish data collection companies show that 54% of Malmö residents have at least one foreign parent, and another 15% are foreign born.
2 hours later 87894590 Anonymous
>>87894526
>britain
2 hours later 87894619 Anonymous
Why do Finngols have such an unwarranted sense of self-importance?
You do this in NATO threads too.
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