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2013-02-27 04:03 8782461 Anonymous (Zombie_horde.jpg 2250x1480 515kB)
International Zombie Apocalypse General. So its 2014, and suddenly 50% of the people in your nation and every other nation have turned into Zombies (a la Walking Dead, or Dawn of the Dead if you've seen them, just regular, mindless, hungry, turn-if-bitten zombies.) Based on the country you live in, how fucked are you? Will you try to flee to another city or country you think is safer? Got enough food to last the winter? Would your government take any actions, or would it be overnight anarchy? Would your scientists be able to work on a cure or antivirals?

11 min later 8782640 Anonymous (1346635982310.jpg 468x579 95kB)
>tfw nobody from Madagascar will ever post in this thread

24 min later 8782892 Anonymous
>>8782461 Capture a non-decayed female zombie and restrain it, then repeatedly violate it I do this not for perversion, but for the sake of science- so that I can see if the zombie plague can be sexually transmitted

26 min later 8782926 Anonymous
>>8782461 coast >fucked and palgued by zombos Andes and mountains >peaceful place where everyone who is not infected wants to reach jungle >mosquitoes zombies,everyone dead

27 min later 8782952 Anonymous
>>8782461 I'd Grab Muh Guns and drive up into Quebec. Then I'd watch as zombie language police ticket the English Canadian zombies for not moaning in French.

31 min later 8783017 Anonymous
>>8782461 Zombies? Just make a little adjustments and proceed with removal.

34 min later 8783054 Anonymous
I thought about it, personally I would move to the Okanagan region, where population is sparse (and elderly), there are orchards and farms everyfuckingwhere, a lake to hide out on assuming zombies can't swim, and the Winters are survivable. Currently living in a 1million city on the praries, and winter is -40?C/-40F for 4 months, so hypothermia is much scarier than anything else that could kill me.

35 min later 8783067 Anonymous
>>8782461 Pretty safe the land is separated by thick jungles/plantations that occasionally flood and mountain ranges so I doubt any Zombie can survive that kind of migration, but still I would move as there are plenty of Islands around that can offer much better protection (although I would have to be careful about the floating corpses).

35 min later 8783073 Anonymous
The zombies would freeze here! >tfw own tiny island (it's pretty much a rock with lots of trees) in Newfoundland >tfw set for the rest of my life Get some potatoes and some cows, everyone on /int/ is invited. >>8782952 my motherfucking sides 10/10 post

36 min later 8783085 Anonymous (1251523412415.png 200x177 26kB)
>>8782952

39 min later 8783130 Anonymous
>>8782952 11/10 Capped.

40 min later 8783145 Anonymous
>>8783073 People could probably survive through an Alberta winter if they had to, I suppose. But even if zombies don't feel pain, if they were exposed to -40 enough, their flesh and muscles would just freeze and they wouldn't even be able to even move if they wanted to!

43 min later 8783198 Anonymous
>>8783054 You'd be better off joining me in Invermere. More isolated and easier to defend, plus easy access to clean water. Winter would be a bit more brutal, but in a zombie apocalypse I reckon thats a good thing.

44 min later 8783223 Anonymous (citadel hill.jpg 252x200 7kB)
Eh, people have survived the winter in this thing before.

45 min later 8783230 Anonymous
I think if a zombie apocalypse happened the zombies would be defeated insanely easy. Like really, they're basically just like any predator, only weaker, slower, less armed than most. Sure in the start it wouldn't be too pretty, but they could never ever completely annihilate a country or humanity.

45 min later 8783231 Malaysian
>>8783067 >plenty of Islands Most of those don't have fresh water to drink though and our country only stock 6 month food supply at most. Better to bait them up north south highway to the tight Thai border or Singapore and bomb them to hell. That or run to the nearest RELA outpost.

47 min later 8783254 Anonymous
>>8783145 Except in Calgary, where they'd all be wearing Canada Goose.

47 min later 8783257 Anonymous (1341273632287.jpg 640x344 49kB)
>>8783017 Fucking Serbia is unstoppable

47 min later 8783258 Anonymous
Hawaii here, I think we're safe. But just in case we have muh guns.

47 min later 8783266 Anonymous (nunavut.jpg 415x332 33kB)
>>8783145 Fuck that. To Nunavut! >inb4 everyone freezes & dies But they already live on the wild side there, I doubt the locals would even know anything is wrong. They know what to do.

50 min later 8783284 medfag
As someone who spends 80% of his life in a hospital, I'd die in the first wave. Why? Where do you think all the recently bitten are going to show up? I've accepted my fate. However, America would be fine. We have over 300 million guns. Nearly every other house in my hometown neighborhood has at least one firearm. Seriously, people don't really consider how quickly a zombie apocalypse would be snuffed out. The only way it would succeed is if the virus was air or waterborne.

52 min later 8783315 Anonymous
>>8782461 Here it would be very difficult to fight the average zombie, so most people would run to the mountains or to desolated places like the dessert, and they would be alone a time there. If you live outside the center, you have opportunities to survive, otherwise you are fucked. The goverment would become the competency for the narco, since they are the ones who have weapons. After that, they would create feudal territories, and who knows what would happen next.

53 min later 8783331 Anonymous
>>8783284 But can they use them? I don't trust people with that... >not living in a shack in the woods off the land armed with something that doesn't run out and a fuck-ton of dogs UNSTOPPABLE

53 min later 8783334 Anonymous
>>8783284 Pretty much this. My suburb would be almost completely unaffected, to the point where I'd go looking for zombies out of boredom.

55 min later 8783360 Anonymous
>try to behead zombie >they keep moving Oh shit, we're fucked

57 min later 8783386 Anonymous (1337214583668.jpg 600x600 49kB)
Most ARE already "zombies".

57 min later 8783392 medfag
>>8783331 Considering we shoot weekly, at least, yes. Also, in my state, pretty much 75% of the male and a decent fraction of the female population proceed to hunt deer for a solid season. >running out of ammo. My uncle has fucking 5,000 rounds of 5.56 in his basement. People in my state are fucking gun crazy. Canadabro, I live pretty much 5 hours from your glorious northern lands, I'd be more than happy to pick you up in my fuel-inefficient car and toss you an AR if you know how to pull a trigger. We'll have to work together because we know mexico is fucked. The texans will be able to mow down hordes, but we'll have to provide reinforcements eventually (before the texans have all the fun).

59 min later 8783414 Anonymous
OP here. I do know that out would be snuffed out quickly in most cases, so now assume one of these things is accompanying the zombie apocalypse (Spoiler alert if you are not done watching The Walking Dead) 1. Every human is infected with the virus, and you turn when you die no matter what (unless you get shot in or lose your head). 2. They act like those in the "Crossed" comic series, where you retain your memories, can do everything you could before (talk, drive a car, shoot a gun, pilots can still fly airplanes etc.) But, you turn into a demonic perverted version of yourself, trying to kill, eat, rape or infect everyone you see.

1 hours later 8783443 Anonymous
>>8783334 Rednecks would go hunting the fuckers for fun. You know they would, they won't have anything else to do. Buncha drunk fucks driving around in 4x4's shooting anything shambling around.

1 hours later 8783471 Anonymous
>>8782461 This is completely dependant on how realistic these zombies would be. Would the zombies require food to live, would they die from cold/heat, could they be killed by means other than head injury?

1 hours later 8783497 Anonymous
>>8782892 There is already a movie about that >>8782461 luckly europe is full of castles

1 hours later 8783578 Anonymous (1357848469078.jpg 138x160 3kB)
>>8782461 >mfw the most densely populated in the world but again finding weapons wont be a problem so im good

1 hours later 8783613 Anonymous
>>8783578 >Israeli Zombies stopping Palestinian Zombies at a Checkpoint. >Israeli Zombies stealing all the uninfected they were going to eat.

1 hours later 8783626 Anonymous
>>8783414 >watching the Walking Dead stay pleb [spoiler]nah you're a cool guy, would take on the infected Canadian wastes with to win back glorious homeland/10[/spoiler] >>8783392 You can come, too. I can't shoot, but I can fish, cook, and I'm not bad at singing~

1 hours later 8783659 Malaysian
>>8783613 >Somehow someone already constructed a wall around them >Palestinians shoot them from minarets Problem solved

1 hours later 8783664 Anonymous (1356447188897.jpg 492x600 55kB)
>>8783613 lol'd

1 hours later 8783707 Anonymous
>>8783392 What State Are you? Do you have time to swing By Vermont and Pick me up, or should I meet up with you guys in Canada before we head south?

1 hours later 8783721 medfag
>>8783626 Fine, i'll bring guns, medical ability/supplies, and survival accumen. We should be able to live comfortably enough. I, too, like to sing. We'll sing good drinking songs as we shoot our way through whatever remains of the failed zombie apocalypse. Just promise me that if I turn, you end me quickly. And no children, they are a liability.

1 hours later 8783764 Anonymous
>>8782461 Every red-blooded American has a bug out bag and weapons cache. I'd head to Barstow to kill my bitch-ass step father if he's still alive, and then I'd drive over the border to Vegas to see whats cracking there post-apocalypse.

1 hours later 8783793 Anonymous
>>8783471 I'm assuming they would need food to survive, to give energy to move muscles and whatnot. I would think the heat and cold affects them, but not kills them outright. And no, headshot or head removal is the only way to kill.

1 hours later 8783823 Anonymous
>>8783443 I would actually be more concerned about trigger-happy zombie hunters than actual zombies.

1 hours later 8783837 Anonymous
>>8783721 Sure, but then we're all fucked. You're the only one with a gun. This can only end in disaster! >no children but meat shields

1 hours later 8783885 medfag
>>8783837 >implying I have one gun. You see the little american flag next to my name? I have plenty for everyone, friend.

1 hours later 8783896 Phil Ossiferz Stone (Phil'sGuns (2).jpg 1280x960 290kB)
I live in rural northern California, where even the little old ladies have guns. The surviving half of Shasta County would shoot the zombie half, then we'd toss the bodies in the river and have a celebratory BBQ.

1 hours later 8783911 Anonymous
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueB ZuZAoglE Relax everyone, our government's already making preparations

1 hours later 8783928 Anonymous
>>8783885 >>8783896 WE'RE SET >tfw will never fight zombies with /int/olerables

1 hours later 8783940 RoustamRaza (1346376156428.jpg 639x595 155kB)
>tfw kebab zombies just imagine /int/...

1 hours later 8783977 Anonymous
>>8783911 God bless this country

1 hours later 8784116 Anonymous
>>8783911 >DEADicated 5/5

2 hours later 8784291 Anonymous
all zombies would got frozen /the end

2 hours later 8784401 Anonymous
>rural Northwestern Ontario >high firearm ownership rates >small communities >the local terrain is a giant clusterfuck of hills and valleys that make the highway the only real option for getting from one place to another. >live on the shore of a huge body of fresh water. suck it zombies

2 hours later 8784486 Anonymous (3463092_o.gif 320x179 697kB)
>>8783911

3 hours later 8785340 Anonymous
Russiabros and Balticbros and Scandabros know where i'm coming from when I say the zombies would all freeze their feet to the ground, or would have their frozen limbs shatter into pieces if they tried to move and this happened in the winter. Its the summer months you oughta be worried about, really, nothing to stop them from moving

3 hours later 8785359 Anonymous
Zombies cant move because of rigor mortis. end thread

3 hours later 8785383 Byldo
they would freeze to "death"

3 hours later 8785441 Anonymous
>>8785340 Just go all autumn, winter and spring with your family for constitutional "smash frozen people with golfclubs" and not get arrested for it! I give he zombie hazard very low odds.

3 hours later 8785517 Anonymous
>>8785441 Make it hockey sticks, and you got yourself a deal, eh?

4 hours later 8785629 Anonymous
A lot of uninhibited island with fertile land. As long as I could get into a boat with someone that know about agriculture, I think I have good chance to survive, plus living in hot tropical country, those zombie will decompose quickly. The only negative thinks is our 200+ million population, and most didn't know shit about zombie.

4 hours later 8785813 Anonymous
>>8783230 >they could never ever completely annihilate a country or humanity. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/8206280. stm Science ponders 'zombie attack' > If zombies actually existed, an attack by them would lead to the collapse of civilisation unless dealt with quickly and aggressively. So basically it depends on how quickly people react. I suspect people would be incredibly slow to react, never underestimate human stupidity. >>8783254 >they'd all be wearing Canada Goose. without body heat, those clothes are not warm

4 hours later 8785950 Anonymous
Silly geese, zombies if they happen to break out will in a matter of weeks all be dead even without any human intervention. 1. Their bodies are dead, flesh rots, and after a few days, their bodies will literally explode 2. The human body is made up of 90% bacteria. Once the body dies, this bacteria goes away. See #1. 3. The body can not repair itself. If zombies are stupid and take a fall and hurt themselves their will be no regeneration of cells, no healing. They will be rendered immobile very quickly. 4. They will be eaten by animals. Don't you think hungry dogs (who suddenly will have to fend for themselves after their owners were infected) wont find a slow moving stupid hunk of meat a bit appetizing? This goes for lions, wolves, etc.

5 hours later 8786181 Anonymous
>>8782461 I'd be okay. Clear out one of the many island resorts and camp there for as long as I can. Hop back into the city for supplies or just clear out another island.

5 hours later 8786227 Anonymous
>>8785950 This

5 hours later 8786235 Anonymous (cheerse.jpg 525x540 26kB)
Mai alcohomahals will save me!!

7 hours later 8788118 Anonymous
>>8782461 Italy is full of castles, I could go in one of them

7 hours later 8788170 Anonymous (1361797139293 (1).jpg 680x453 91kB)
>Spend thousands of years perfecting weapon systems that are highly effective at ripping through soft infantry. >Enemy is a slow, unarmored target that has no intelligence or ranged weapon systems, walks out of cover, and has no tactics to speak of. Yeah, nah, I think I'll be fine. Rounding up a militia, setting up three fire brigades, and leapfrogging our way to major industrial zones, capturing them, and making a power play for control of the US east coast.

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