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2018-03-29 09:18 87534444 Anonymous Can you pass the US Citizenship Test? (Citzien.png 1088x759 68kB)
https://my.uscis.gov/en/prep/test/c ivics/view
100% here.
8 min later 87534861 Anonymous
95%
I thought representatives were 4 years, not 2
13 min later 87535107 Anonymous
95%
I fucked up on how many amendments there are.
28 min later 87535803 Anonymous (2dd.jpg 600x600 38kB)
95%
Give me citizenship now.
31 min later 87535975 Anonymous
>speaker of the house
never heard of it, otherwise easy test
1 hours later 87537465 Anonymous
>Name one american indian tribe
>Slavs
I LOL'd
Also we mutts now
1 hours later 87537563 Anonymous
55%
1 hours later 87537771 Anonymous
100% Ameriscore
1 hours later 87537831 Anonymous
56%
1 hours later 87537846 Anonymous
100%
> US citizen by jus soli anyways
> freedom intensifies
1 hours later 87537959 Anonymous
>>87534444
>80%
Most of these you don't need much knowledge about the US to know desu
>>87535975
We have a 'speaker of the house' here maybe that's why they put it in. We have a speaker of the House of Commons and the House of Lords.
1 hours later 87537971 Anonymous
70%
I feel like I should've known more though.
1 hours later 87538037 Anonymous
>>87534444
All options are false the correct solution is: neglecting state rights
1 hours later 87538176 Anonymous
>>87534444
80% because most answers are common sense
1 hours later 87538287 Anonymous
60%
Why do they alternate between absolute memes and impossible useless questions?
1 hours later 87538354 Anonymous
>>87538287
Because we don't want anymore Italians
1 hours later 87538366 Anonymous (test.jpg 1289x438 83kB)
>>87534444
i don't really care about the US politics
1 hours later 87538413 Anonymous
14/20 70%
try ours, you need 32/40 but i only got 31 right
https://testmoz.com/1321173
1 hours later 87538539 Anonymous
95%, got wrong the last day you can send in federal income tax forms.
1 hours later 87538551 Anonymous
>>87534444
95%
1 hours later 87538600 Anonymous (americaneducation.png 1032x451 13kB)
well /int/ ?
1 hours later 87538642 Anonymous
>>87538600
The slavs ofc. Their native savagery can be seen in chicago ,new york and portland
1 hours later 87539490 Anonymous
>>87538037
You've been listening to Cletus too much.
1 hours later 87539565 Anonymous
>>87534444
This test is made for very low IQ 3º world races to pass it
1 hours later 87539597 Anonymous
>>87539565
so portugal
1 hours later 87539806 Anonymous
>>87534444
65%
I guessed most of the things lmao
1 hours later 87539828 Anonymous
>>87538413
20/40 right exactly. Looks like I'm not invited to Denmark.
1 hours later 87539962 Anonymous
100%
>>87538413
75%
1 hours later 87540032 Anonymous (IMG_4301.jpg 747x1224 161kB)
Umm what
2 hours later 87540147 Anonymous
Well, I'm dumb as shit. 65%
2 hours later 87540216 Anonymous
85%
What's the pass mark?
2 hours later 87540224 Anonymous
>>87540032
Yeah. We still technically have to register for a draft. They find you by your social security number.
2 hours later 87540245 Anonymous
>>87540032
It says that at 18, you register for the draft. The government can call you to fight. Right now there's no draft, so you don't have to fight unless you want to.
2 hours later 87540303 Anonymous
>>87540216
60%
2 hours later 87540471 Anonymous (1513884048194.jpg 1225x2793 750kB)
I got 56%
2 hours later 87540797 Anonymous
I got 100%
What do I get? :3
2 hours later 87541015 Anonymous (1491832608266.jpg 231x218 8kB)
> failed the first one
telephone starts ringing
2 hours later 87541150 Anonymous (score.png 1917x1035 114kB)
>>87534444
2 hours later 87541185 Anonymous
>>87538600
Slavs.
2 hours later 87541192 Anonymous
18/20
The ones I got wrong was the draft question and which state borders Canada. Mandatory registering for the draft is against the freedom and who cares about Canada.
I'm basically an American living in a Russian body.
2 hours later 87541222 Anonymous
>>87541192
come home mutt man
2 hours later 87541370 Anonymous
65%
am I mutt yet
2 hours later 87541519 Anonymous (Untitled.png 1917x1037 72kB)
>>87538413
Fuck I'll never be a Dane.
2 hours later 87541769 Anonymous
>>87540032
You have to sign up for Selective Service if you're a US citizen at 18, assuming you're male.
But if you're a foreigner that gets citizenship, before the age of 26, then you have to sign up upon gaining citizenship.
2 hours later 87542116 Anonymous (608.jpg 709x765 68kB)
>>87541519
24/40
2 hours later 87542374 Anonymous (Sin título.png 879x195 15kB)
the history questions were easy peasy. the ones about how the government works and stuff not so much.
2 hours later 87542450 Anonymous
>>87534444
95%
Got the date for the creating of the constitution wrong (put 1789).
But overall it seems very easy.
2 hours later 87542466 Anonymous
Would you be able to become a spanish citizen?
https://testdenacionalidad.net/test -1/
3 hours later 87542628 Anonymous
>>87542466
64%
Gib citizenship?
3 hours later 87542667 Anonymous
What TERRITORY did the US buy from France?
>Louisiana Territory is the only one that has the word territory
gg
3 hours later 87542775 Anonymous
>>87542667
Any non-state area within the US is considered a territory you dumb fuck
3 hours later 87542787 Anonymous
i got 50% :(
do you guys still take me?
3 hours later 87542826 Anonymous
>>87542775
That is still basically giving the answer away
3 hours later 87542866 Anonymous (Capture.png 899x344 21kB)
>>87534444
my aunt passed this just months ago. let's see how well i can do........
..... well shit nigga, i would get myself deported
3 hours later 87542976 Anonymous
>>87542116
14/20.
The ones I got wrong were mostly related to stuff like exact dates and some of the finer government stuff like how many seats in the parliament and how long senators stay in office.
Also, according to this apparently American citizens don't have a responsibility to obey they law, only serve on a jury.
Why do you need a jury when you have no law again?
3 hours later 87543025 Anonymous
>>87542826
Incorporated unorganized territories
>Palmyra Atoll
>Coastal Waters
Unincorporated Organize Territories
>Guam
>Northern Mariana Islands
>Puerto Rico
>US Virgin Islands
Unincorporated Unorganized Territories
>American Samoa
>Bajo Nuevo Bank
>Baker Island
>Howland Island
>Jarvis Island
>Johnston Atoll
>Kingman Reef
>Midway Atoll
>Narvassa Island
>Serranilla Bank
>Wake Island.
>>87542976
>Also, according to this apparently American citizens don't have a responsibility to obey they law, only serve on a jury.
The fuck are you on about?
3 hours later 87543154 Anonymous
>>87543025
>The fuck are you on about?
One of the questions I got was like "what is one responsibility that an American citizen has". To which of the answers was "obey the law". I pressed that, sort of without really reading the other answers since it seemed kinda obvious, But it turned out to be the wrong answer. Thought it was kinda funny.
3 hours later 87543164 Anonymous
That's all stuff any American kid should know by middle school.
3 hours later 87543179 Anonymous (1407119379596.png 691x696 205kB)
>what type of economy does the usa have
>capitalist
3 hours later 87543467 Anonymous
>>87543154
i'm pretty sure you didn't read that question right anon
3 hours later 87543576 Anonymous
>>87543467
It wouldn't surprise me if I did.
3 hours later 87543692 Anonymous
>>87543576
Yeah, there's no way you read it right.
>>87543179
retard, we have mixed economy
3 hours later 87543737 Anonymous
>>87542466
72%
Most of them were common sense governance questions with a few basic history and geography ones
Can I have citizenship please?
3 hours later 87543758 Anonymous
>>87542628
no sorry
>>87543737
ok you're in amigo
3 hours later 87543787 Anonymous
>>87542976
>Also, according to this apparently American citizens don't have a responsibility to obey they law, only serve on a jury.
That question was specifically about obligations ONLY American citizens have. Non-citizens residents are responsible to obey the law, but not to serve on a jury.
3 hours later 87543846 Anonymous (Bildschirmfoto 2018-03-30 um 00.51.49.png 917x353 54kB)
>>87534444
Are there only 20 question in the real test?
3 hours later 87544034 Anonymous (Capture.png 591x527 22kB)
>>87542466
ia tu sae, madre Patria
>>87543846
i think it's an interview with only 10 questions instead... can't remember
3 hours later 87544182 Anonymous
>>87538413
>Which Swedish, Danish, and Norwegian airline was formed 70 years ago in 2016?
>2016 was 70 years ago
Far out how long have I been doing this test?
3 hours later 87544198 Anonymous
90%
breddy good
4 hours later 87544873 Anonymous
>>87538413
68%
Not that it really matters though, thanks to Schengen.
4 hours later 87544929 Anonymous (Opera Instantâneo_2018-02-12_214531_my.uscis.gov.png 1158x1105 99kB)
>>87534444
4 hours later 87545029 Anonymous
How the fuck is 'life and pursuit of happiness' a fucking law
4 hours later 87545160 Anonymous
>>87538600
Cherokee
t. Ojibwe
4 hours later 87545386 Anonymous
>>87545029
>His laws don't guarantee him the ability to live and be happy
Boy oh boy I hope your laws about windmills and tulips are doing it for you.
4 hours later 87545416 Anonymous
>>87545386
are you happy?
4 hours later 87545466 Anonymous
>>87545160
for real or >1/64th
4 hours later 87545626 Anonymous
>>87545386
It doesn't say that you're guaranteed happiness, just a guarantee that you can pursue happiness.
4 hours later 87545651 Anonymous (ss (2018-03-29 at 05.44.27).png 620x290 8kB)
>>87542466
no jodas
4 hours later 87545833 Anonymous (ameriniggers.png 1029x198 14kB)
Fucking cringey faggots (pic related). Got a 90% because I also thought Washington wrote the declaration of independence since he was the first president and Jefferson came after.
4 hours later 87545864 Anonymous (Opera Instantâneo_2018-03-29_205144_testmozusercontent.com.png 688x123 11kB)
>>87538413
4 hours later 87546046 Anonymous
>>87545626
>just a guarantee that you can pursue happiness.
What a novel concept. No other country lets its citizens pursue happiness.
This is a massive humanist breakthrough.
4 hours later 87546048 Anonymous
>>87538413
21/40
4 hours later 87546052 Anonymous (55654.png 1126x354 28kB)
>having feminism in the test
Btw what would be the passing grade?
4 hours later 87546077 Anonymous
>>87545833
Washington was a nigger.
4 hours later 87546215 Anonymous
>>87546046
It was written in the 1770s, where it was expected that your highest obligation was to the king of England, not to your own freedoms and happiness.
4 hours later 87546297 Anonymous (1483658798872.jpg 375x523 103kB)
100%
4 hours later 87546394 Anonymous
>>87546052
6 out of 10
4 hours later 87546512 milla
100%
4 hours later 87546540 Anonymous
For confused people. The actual test basically an interview. They ask you 10 questions out of a pool of 100 questions. You need answer 6 or more to pass.
4 hours later 87546595 Anonymous
>>87540797
Come open an authentic Mexican restaurant near me.
5 hours later 87546701 Anonymous
I got 55%
5 hours later 87546717 Anonymous (1VjCsmi.jpg 1437x1222 152kB)
>>87540032
in case of war
protip: ever since vietnam, its been considered political suicide
if any congress member voted for it, they will never be elected into power again
only applicable if someone invades us
also its sexist as fuck that women can vote without signing up for military draft
5 hours later 87546806 Anonymous
>>87534444
85%, did I win?
5 hours later 87546879 Anonymous (32.png 1033x354 22kB)
:c
5 hours later 87546898 Anonymous
Try our :3
https://www.infobae.com/tendencias/ 2017/04/09/aprobarias-un-test-para- obtener-la-ciudadania-argentina/
(it's in spanish only, srry)
5 hours later 87546967 Anonymous (85B86672-C15B-4023-8001-299EAE6FF126.png 750x1334 102kB)
Does this make me an honorary american? Can I get shot by Jamal, now?
5 hours later 87547002 Anonymous (slide_48[1].jpg 960x720 166kB)
>>87542374
looks like someone failed 6th grade government class
>he doesnt know we had 18 presidents before washington, 10 under the continental congress, another 8 under our articles of confederation
>doesnt even know what articles of confederation were
the 13 states of the usa were originally joined like the modern day EU, but that shit got old fast, so we invented a new government, abolishing all laws made between 1781-1789, and created new ones
and we havnt needed to scrap our government since
5 hours later 87547015 Anonymous (2018-03-29_20-32-41.png 662x527 23kB)
>>87546898
What do I win?
5 hours later 87547182 Anonymous
>>87547015
A burrito
5 hours later 87547232 Anonymous (158[1].jpg 512x384 37kB)
>>87543846
20 questions asked out of a pool of 100+
you dont know which 20 will be on the test until you take it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Q- -iGgtRn8
5 hours later 87547265 Anonymous
>>87547232
lmao, haven't seen that cap.
5 hours later 87547372 Anonymous
>>87546701
That's much better than many Americans would get..
5 hours later 87547429 Anonymous (The+intro.+to+the+Declaration+of+Independence[1].jpg 960x720 137kB)
>>87545029
its literally part of our opening argument to rebel from britian
it is on the first page of the document that created the United States (The Declaration of Independence)
"life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness" are the reason our nation exists in the first place
5 hours later 87547470 Anonymous
>>87546806
YOU GET THE GRAND PRIZE OF A POSITION ON PRESIDENT DUMP'S STAFF IN THE WHITE HOUSE....
5 hours later 87547510 Anonymous (pursuit-of-happiness-2-728[1].jpg 728x546 144kB)
>>87546046
>What a novel concept. No other country lets its citizens pursue happiness.
>This is a massive humanist breakthrough.
>says one of the hundreds of nations that has tried to copy the idea since we created it
5 hours later 87547573 Anonymous
That was easy. Give citizenship NOW.
5 hours later 87547594 Anonymous
>>87538413
25/40
5 hours later 87547598 Anonymous (C +.png 1270x347 28kB)
5 hours later 87547686 Anonymous (4 of 20.png 1041x356 11kB)
5 hours later 87547751 Anonymous (15 out of 40.png 583x134 4kB)
>>87538413
5 hours later 87547772 Anonymous (1515271656467.png 625x773 130kB)
>>87547510
>guys we invented happiness
>praise us
5 hours later 87547796 Anonymous
>>87547772
Are you retarded?
5 hours later 87547822 Anonymous
>>87547796
he is
t. his tard wrangler
5 hours later 87547828 Anonymous (1lpu6liz[1].jpg 386x386 18kB)
>>87547772
>>
5 hours later 87547853 Anonymous
>>87547772
(You)
5 hours later 87547862 Anonymous (7 de 2t5.png 626x635 14kB)
>>87542466
5 hours later 87547960 Anonymous (75percent.png 884x322 17kB)
>>87538413
gib citizenship
6 hours later 87548131 Anonymous
>>87540224
>>87540245
>>87541769
>>87546717
Thank for the info m8s.
6 hours later 87548177 Anonymous
>85%
Not as bad as I though it would be. I misread one question thinking it was asking how old you had to be to be President, not to vote. Also fucked up when the Constitution was written and how many members of Congress there are.
These things aren't really that important, I guess its to make sure people are serious about getting in.
6 hours later 87548197 Anonymous
>>87548177
>85%
Embarrassing.
6 hours later 87548206 Anonymous
15/20, 75%. Of the five I answered wrong, the first one, about the election of representatives, I fucked up because I clicked too fast. I knew that one cause it's the same here. The others I really did not know.
6 hours later 87548290 Anonymous
>>87548197
Whiter
Than
You
6 hours later 87548292 Anonymous
95%
I really love american politics, no wonder why you are so patriotic, your founding fathers made an amazing job.
Also
>Oath of Allegiance
It's heart warming to read that one.
6 hours later 87548323 Anonymous
I've heard the UK one is pretty tough.
6 hours later 87548360 Anonymous
>>87548323
not really
t. passed it
6 hours later 87548562 Anonymous
>>87548292
The oath of allegiance is kind of weird. It really is strange that we have children swear it in school every day.
6 hours later 87548586 Anonymous
>>87548323
I took it a while ago for fun and it asked shit like 'how many jurors in a Scottish courtroom,' so I failed.
6 hours later 87548684 Anonymous (Capture1.png 211x209 3kB)
I don't care though, im a natural born citizen and i dont give a shit about this place.
6 hours later 87548792 Anonymous (fuck.png 969x350 22kB)
What the fuck were these questions?
6 hours later 87548893 Anonymous
70%
I-it's not like I wanted c-citizenship, b-baka...
6 hours later 87548954 Anonymous (opera_2018-03-29_21-51-03.png 966x970 60kB)
>"Early colonists came here for muh freedoms"
Imagine genuinely believing this, early colonists were mostly loyalists to their respective European countries and only developed separatist beliefs after being in the US for a while and enjoying 'muh lower taxes'.
6 hours later 87548983 Anonymous
>>87548562
Weird, yes. Specially for our times. But if we "isolate" things, and view it as part of american idiosincracy well... it's kinda cool, dont you think? I mean, like a fun fact about american culture, if you prefer to call it like that.
6 hours later 87549005 Anonymous
>>87538413
57%
Not too bad desu
6 hours later 87549074 Anonymous
>>87548983
I'm not sure. As a kid, I just assumed that all countries did it with their own pledges of allegiance. It wasn't until I was like 25 that I learned it just us.
6 hours later 87549102 Anonymous
>>87548983
I find it kinda scary if anything, it's weird how much Americans like to harp on about how free they are, but then don't question for a second how much they are taught to blindly trust their government. military, and constitution.
6 hours later 87549106 Anonymous
85 %, Time to steal some jobs
6 hours later 87549193 Anonymous
>>87542466
64%
This was a bit more difficult
7 hours later 87549537 Anonymous (real american.png 1090x281 22kB)
>100%
>Have never been on american soil
Any mutts that score lower than me should probably renounce their citizenship
7 hours later 87549706 Anonymous
>>87548954
Weren't it because they were mostly religious freaks that didn't like Europe's liberal values at the time?
The whole puritan thing?
7 hours later 87550434 Anonymous
>>87534444
95%
Dog bless
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