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2018-03-29 10:26 87512985 Anonymous /cum/ (1522240417172.png 440x435 461kB)
gun control hotties edition

4 min later 87513093 Anonymous
I've got your gun rite here *unzips benis*

9 min later 87513173 Anonymous (145454551561.jpg 615x409 28kB)
Just leaving this here for my special friend ;^)

10 min later 87513198 Anonymous
>>87513173 Bismillah

14 min later 87513269 Anonymous (gvag71sq8rm01.jpg 800x1199 218kB)


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17 min later 87513328 Anonymous (fuggg.png 241x228 97kB)
>>87512985 >tfw she looks a younger/less attractive version of your co-worker

18 min later 87513351 Anonymous
>>87513328 >less attractive pics!

29 min later 87513533 Anonymous (How can black men even compete.png 640x1136 690kB)
>>87513467 raceplay isn't limited to any one race tbqhwyfamalam

30 min later 87513557 Anonymous
>>87513533 Racemixing is very disturbing!

42 min later 87513734 Anonymous (1508837954817.png 640x550 6kB)
>>87513557

45 min later 87513802 Anonymous
you know eminem the guy who made the blumpf raps? yeah, he has a 200 iq

51 min later 87513932 Anonymous
>>87513533 >tfw no american black gf who gets off when I call her nigger why even be born

1 hours later 87515027 Anonymous
>Last week Trey Parker and Matt Stone sent shockwaves through the entertainment industry by announcing at an awards ceremony, “we’re republicans.” lefties are seething

1 hours later 87515063 Anonymous (DeathCampofTolerance11.jpg 700x450 54kB)
>>87515027 I thought they were libertarians or something

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3 hours later 87517277 Anonymous
hey guys

3 hours later 87517802 Anonymous (1522123285284.jpg 545x717 168kB)
>>87517277 Hey!

3 hours later 87517962 Anonymous (28297868474.jpg 725x960 119kB)
>>87517802 w-why're you looking at me like that??

3 hours later 87518024 Anonymous (1522203651326.jpg 1280x720 134kB)
>>87517962 Because you're cute silly

3 hours later 87518093 Anonymous
>>87512985 El Diablo...

3 hours later 87518099 Anonymous (1519282275808.png 1336x294 63kB)
What is the solution?

3 hours later 87518150 Anonymous (128937863114.png 527x613 244kB)
>>87518024 i'm not !!!!!!

3 hours later 87518177 Anonymous (1522194473386.jpg 420x428 41kB)
>>87518150 Then why are you blushing?

3 hours later 87518276 Anonymous (1522084442459.jpg 607x428 55kB)
>>87518150 >>87518177

3 hours later 87518344 Anonymous (1521471801044.png 767x1036 537kB)
>>87518276 Whats up cana?

4 hours later 87518446 Anonymous
Good morning /cum/ remember to try your best today

4 hours later 87518462 Anonymous
>>87518093 el potato...

4 hours later 87518837 Anonymous (english-grammar-test.png 1125x682 18kB)
>>87512985 >Your English level has reached extraordinary heights. No one can compete with you. Come here and kneel down in front of me! Hhahahaha On a bit more serious note I'm surprised that my English is actually worth anything. If a dumb Russian (just like me) with little to none knowledge in English can score that high then does it mean most of the English-speaking guys are literally mumbling faggots? anyone has few minutes to try the test?

4 hours later 87518893 Anonymous
https://www.arealme.com/online-engl ish-grammar-test/en/

4 hours later 87519210 Anonymous
>>87518837 I wonder if it's possible to score "Language god"

4 hours later 87519272 Anonymous
>>87518837 I'll try it

4 hours later 87519894 Anonymous
these questions are barely middle school level

4 hours later 87520084 Anonymous
>>87519894 Why there are so many US/UK/NZ/Aus posters who are less proficient than middle school kids?

4 hours later 87520139 Anonymous
>>87520084 They're all drug addicts, all of them

4 hours later 87520176 Anonymous
>>87520084 They don't possess the massive brains and high IQ's of Canadians

5 hours later 87520215 Anonymous
But most likely, since they're natives to the language I feel that they don't really think about the questions or what they type the way someone learning the language or trying to get the right answer would. They'd naturally score high since it's a language they've used pretty much all their lives but may trip up once or twice since they're not taking it too seriously? fucking fix these captchas you gook

5 hours later 87520360 Anonymous (41q2425erhsduhuCUnt.png 699x465 23kB)
mr. worldwide btw I know the difference between then and than therefore I'm already better at English than 90% of USA btfo

5 hours later 87520364 Anonymous
>>87520215 >I feel that they don't really think about the questions I did the same thing, I don't remember most of the rules but it's easy to pick whatever seems to be right.

5 hours later 87520411 Anonymous
>>87520364 >whatever seems right. self fix

5 hours later 87520464 Anonymous
>Manager at new job asks over email if anyone can work tomorrow (a holiday) as it's been busy >I tell him I have a family gathering in the afternoon, so I could work a half day if needed >He tells me he wouldn't want to ruin my holiday, and that I should also take Monday or another day off too what does he mean by this

5 hours later 87520486 Anonymous (1484431285148.jpg 1437x908 230kB)
pardonnez moi, je ne parle pas anglais

5 hours later 87520501 Anonymous
>>87520464 Why do you ask us and not your manager?!

5 hours later 87520523 Anonymous
>>87520464 That you shouldn't bother turning up at work anymore

5 hours later 87520636 Anonymous
Hello /cum/

5 hours later 87520685 Anonymous
>>87520464 sounds like he's butt hurt.

5 hours later 87520784 Anonymous
>>87520464 I was managing few small teams of SW engineers (up to one dozen), I always told everyone to be precise & laconic and do not tell redundant stuff. If I were you I'd just drop a line and said that you have 4 hours to spare. Not need to go into details and explain anything. It's not needed and could upset someone who does not share your point of view.

5 hours later 87520884 Anonymous
>woke up to a lewd text from the gf

5 hours later 87520941 Anonymous (1446020900409.jpg 640x843 362kB)
>had to stop by mom's office to drop something off >all the office ladies tell me how much I've grown and tell stories about when I would come to work with her as a kid i've never felt more comfy

5 hours later 87521016 Anonymous
>>87518099 There will be a return to the norm: The morbidly obese die younger and at a faster rate. I remember reading somewhere that morbid obesity was linked to a lower fertility rate, but I could be misremembering. Eventually, they'll be dying young enough that the healthy will reproduce at a faster rate.

5 hours later 87521127 Anonymous
>>87518893 I've got a dangling participle for you.

5 hours later 87521136 Anonymous
>>87520884 mornin >>87520941 it's a great kind of comfy, love going to my moms job

5 hours later 87521171 Anonymous
>>87521136 hello windsor-kun

5 hours later 87521202 Anonymous
>>87520784 mmm no That would be autism

5 hours later 87521220 Anonymous
how to a quebecois separatist gf??

5 hours later 87521226 Anonymous (1478818583146.jpg 228x218 16kB)
>when they all start calling you handsome in front of the customers

5 hours later 87521325 Anonymous
>>87521226 Is that you, trap prostitute-kun?

5 hours later 87521338 Anonymous
>>87521325 No? Who is that?

5 hours later 87521397 Anonymous
>>87521226 Are you handsome?

5 hours later 87521430 Anonymous
>>87521397 Yes >>87521397 yes

5 hours later 87521507 Anonymous
>>87521430 Post your face

5 hours later 87521530 Anonymous
>>87521507 don't want to blind you, sorry

5 hours later 87521533 Anonymous
>>87521202 >That would be autism Do you think I really care if you are a going to spend an evening with your family, fuck your dog, got drunk or anything? Hint: no, I don't. surely I'm after small talk while having a cup of coffee or anything but your personal affairs have no place in work-related correspondence (unless it's 100% necessary).

5 hours later 87521582 Anonymous (20180329_091135.jpg 4032x3024 3328kB)
is this an ant bite?

5 hours later 87521590 Anonymous
sometimes when I get manic i start freestyling

5 hours later 87521608 Anonymous
>>87521582 No, that's a finger.

5 hours later 87521670 Anonymous
>>87521582 >shorts and long socks kys

5 hours later 87521673 Anonymous (1515227983730.jpg 228x221 22kB)
just flunked my test, buds

5 hours later 87521791 Anonymous
>>87521673 s m h

5 hours later 87521924 Anonymous
ah yes https://i.4cdn.org/v/1522315843697. webm

5 hours later 87521939 Anonymous
was -30 at work last night nearly froze my bellend off tbqh lads

5 hours later 87521986 Anonymous
>>87521924 what the actual fuck are they doing

5 hours later 87522045 Anonymous (1503698859478.jpg 1024x1024 145kB)
>>87521924 literally me >>87521939 gotta stick it in some place warm bud

5 hours later 87522059 Anonymous (1459500918306.jpg 816x812 54kB)
>>87521226 >mom always called me handsome >never had a gf in my life You lying bitch.

5 hours later 87522082 Anonymous
>>87521673 you don't know that for sure >>87522059 she wanted to be your gf you dense monster

5 hours later 87522084 Anonymous
https://pollmill.com/f/what-is-the- size-of-erika-yamaguchi-s-nipple-pz qz78a/answers/new.html

5 hours later 87522087 Anonymous
>>87522045 gonna be colder tonite bb maybe you could come over and give me some warmth

6 hours later 87522103 Anonymous
>>87521673 I know this feel Just drink some alcohol

6 hours later 87522128 Anonymous
>>87521924 what are these """""people""""" doing glad i fap to hentai instead of succumbing to my lizard brain

6 hours later 87522132 Anonymous
>>87522103 thats the plan, but its only 4:30 in the afternoon

6 hours later 87522162 Anonymous (1453856434940.png 593x540 313kB)
>>87522087 only if i get to be on top tonight

6 hours later 87522179 Anonymous (1517236204848.png 1066x558 64kB)
Blood test report came in. Doctor said I'm ok

6 hours later 87522201 Anonymous
>>87522132 it's actually 10:29 in the morning

6 hours later 87522236 Anonymous (1493408734632.png 711x633 196kB)
>>87522132 >its only 4:30 in the afternoon psht, i've been passed out drunk by then many times

6 hours later 87522237 Anonymous (1518059942977.png 240x311 43kB)
>least coast time zones

6 hours later 87522270 Anonymous
>>87522236 yes, but I dont want liver poisoning, friendo

6 hours later 87522323 Anonymous (1500019141205.jpg 278x319 53kB)
>drinking during a certain time of day increases your chances of liver poisoning

6 hours later 87522333 Zando
>>87522045 ;)

6 hours later 87522346 Anonymous
>>87522323 drinking as much as arby's does will lead to liver poisoning

6 hours later 87522360 Anonymous
>>87518093 >El Diablo... >t.Isla del Diablo Analysis of the remains of a 5,200 year-old Irish farmer suggested that the population of Ireland at that time was closely genetically related to the modern-day populations of southern Europe, especially Spain and Sardinia. Her ancestors, however, originally migrated from the Middle East, the cradle of agriculture.

6 hours later 87522366 Anonymous (1468104167644.png 367x321 196kB)
i have to go outside and do adult stuff

6 hours later 87522398 Anonymous
>>87522346 hasn't killed me yet budderino

6 hours later 87522405 Anonymous (143020986237.gif 360x360 86kB)
>>87522333

6 hours later 87522473 Anonymous
https://i.4cdn.org/v/1522330764083. webm

6 hours later 87522482 Anonymous (wgpeiyop33cpsdxow1fz.jpg 800x450 85kB)
>>87521670 Long socks are best socks.

6 hours later 87522520 Anonymous
>>87522473 kek, fucking fatties

6 hours later 87522544 Anonymous
ok good night /cum/ see you in like 6 hours or something tell backfromworkyouguysposter hi

6 hours later 87522826 Anonymous
Im enjoying the new roseanne episodes bit concerned for goodman tho, looks like he has a lazy eye or something

6 hours later 87523003 Anonymous
>>87522826 Just remembered Goodman in Treme, absolutely golden. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKp v17OlBpQ

6 hours later 87523075 Anonymous
Is there such a thing as masturbating too much?

6 hours later 87523094 Zando (20180329_095219.png 720x671 480kB)
>>87522482 I agree~ gn anon, will do

6 hours later 87523103 Anonymous
>>87513326 omg

6 hours later 87523182 Anonymous
>>87522482 not with shorts you boomer

6 hours later 87523216 Anonymous
>>87523094 You fucked up, retard

6 hours later 87523315 Zando
>>87523216 ?

6 hours later 87523406 Anonymous
Wish I were less handsome so I could better understand the plight that most of you deal with

6 hours later 87523472 Anonymous
t. nerd

6 hours later 87523551 Anonymous
t. test failer

6 hours later 87523589 Anonymous
>>87523094 OuO very cute socks

6 hours later 87523632 Anonymous (1493131934934.png 723x1023 1139kB)
bitch niggas

6 hours later 87523650 Anonymous (1513577792990.jpg 175x250 5kB)
LEARNING A NEW LANGUAGE IS HARD, FUCK OFF

6 hours later 87523678 Anonymous
/anime/ >>87523492

6 hours later 87523741 Anonymous
>>87523650 Oh I assumed it was a history test or something, my sincerest apologies

6 hours later 87523801 Anonymous
>>87523650 >webbed fingers delete this image

6 hours later 87523846 Anonymous (dick 6.png 371x421 169kB)
/dead/

6 hours later 87523950 Anonymous
he's a frog, you nonce

6 hours later 87523973 Anonymous
>>87523950 doesnt make it right

6 hours later 87524019 Anonymous
Hello guys

6 hours later 87524070 Anonymous
>>87524019 Hi

6 hours later 87524085 Anonymous
>>87524070 Hey

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6 hours later 87524157 Anonymous (1483170339448.png 425x480 196kB)
>>87524125

6 hours later 87524196 Zando
>>87524125 Hi!

7 hours later 87524511 Anonymous
Cooking up a dream, turning diamonds into snow

7 hours later 87524571 Anonymous
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news /education/wp/2018/03/28/he-came-to -the-u-s-for-high-school-then-acqui red-an-arsenal-to-attack-it-police- say/?utm_term=.b5d9829b11ee

7 hours later 87524603 Anonymous (7D7C4281-4078-48E1-9F9C-EFC9238C50E9.png 368x368 103kB)
part of me wishes the world ends on easter

7 hours later 87524650 Anonymous
*whistles*

7 hours later 87524695 Anonymous
gonna buy a router

7 hours later 87524718 Anonymous
I’ve decided I don’t like Zando anymore

7 hours later 87524868 Anonymous
hope this juice from Conad goes good with vodka

7 hours later 87524871 Anonymous
>>87524571 I bet he also likes toes

7 hours later 87524881 Zando
>>87524603 Same >>87524718 Don't care

7 hours later 87524951 Anonymous (1522325770223.jpg 796x1024 75kB)
>>87512985

7 hours later 87524959 Anonymous (Neko_Screaming.png 1280x720 833kB)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

7 hours later 87524966 Anonymous
Does Zando like black cocks?

7 hours later 87525001 Zando
>>87524966 No

7 hours later 87525010 Anonymous
>>87524966 Zando kidnaps black men and cuts off their cocks and cooks them and eats them. So, yes

7 hours later 87525015 Anonymous
>>87524718 Why

7 hours later 87525025 Anonymous
wtf, I HATE zando now

7 hours later 87525035 Anonymous
wahhh waahhh waaaahh I don’t have any of my internet friends anymore :’-(

7 hours later 87525068 Anonymous (332AF110-B899-4500-9F11-E4322B5EB1FC.jpg 1280x720 107kB)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

7 hours later 87525083 Anonymous
>>87525015 he hasn’t sent me nudes in awhile

7 hours later 87525102 Anonymous
JIBUN WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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7 hours later 87525136 Zando
>>87525083 Uh I haven't sent anyone nudes....

7 hours later 87525161 Anonymous
>>87525083 Seems like a satisfactory method of getting some

7 hours later 87525204 Anonymous
Gonna take a nap before class

7 hours later 87525230 Anonymous
Post some attractive nude traps. I’ll wait

7 hours later 87525236 Zando
>>87525204 have a good nap anon

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7 hours later 87525265 Anonymous
had the woerdest dream last night

7 hours later 87525279 Anonymous
>>87525236 Shanks. If only I had someone to join me..

7 hours later 87525280 Anonymous
Has /cum/ ever had a gay experience?

7 hours later 87525285 Anonymous
>>87525230 Don't wanna get banned desu

7 hours later 87525303 Zando
Someone give me Canadian citizenship, I'll wait. >>87525265 What did you dream about?

7 hours later 87525308 Anonymous
>>87525280 yeah with your mom lol

7 hours later 87525337 Anonymous
>>87525280 My cousin and I used to suck each others dicks as teenagers. I'm not gay though

7 hours later 87525461 Anonymous
>>87525280 my sister is very close to me

7 hours later 87525479 Anonymous (1485403503873.png 394x61 17kB)


7 hours later 87525481 Anonymous
>>87525303 Only if you are hot and have a tender bp that I can call my home

7 hours later 87525488 Anonymous
>>87525280 Compared dicks with my cousin when we were like 5 years old

7 hours later 87525501 Anonymous (1511506098836.png 728x514 350kB)
>My cousin and I used to suck each others dicks as teenagers. I'm not gay though

7 hours later 87525534 Anonymous
>>87525501 nothing gay about experimenting, it's just a test bro

7 hours later 87525538 Anonymous
I was in America for 5 years and guns weren't too controlled

7 hours later 87525557 Anonymous
>>87525501 Not gay at all my man

7 hours later 87525564 Anonymous
t. reads trap porn

7 hours later 87525583 Zando
>>87525280 Yes. When I was little I went to play at some kids house and we built a fort. Then he said let's play house so we did and then he said I'll be the dad and you be the mom and then he forced himself on me and said I'm the dad you have to let me kiss you and he kissed me by force.

7 hours later 87525595 Anonymous (1488238126298.png 803x65 8kB)
>>87525564 *examines erotic literature of all genres for scientific purposes

7 hours later 87525619 Anonymous (1492175364596.png 728x514 371kB)
>Not gay at all my man

7 hours later 87525642 Zando
>>87525481 Ok sounds like a good deal to me

7 hours later 87525726 based truther
cannot spell gayposting without gay. that means ya'r'all gay

7 hours later 87525727 Anonymous
>>87525557 did you just assume xer gender?

7 hours later 87525765 Anonymous (1478318628012.jpg 228x221 18kB)
>shitting streets

7 hours later 87525783 Anonymous
>>87525583 Wtf, did you tell your parents?

7 hours later 87525793 Anonymous
>>87525727 My apologies, please know that I'm an avid supporter of the LGBTQIAPK community and didn't mean to offend anyone.

7 hours later 87525804 Anonymous
isnt conneticut full of pajeets?

7 hours later 87525819 Anonymous
>>87525583 hot

7 hours later 87525845 Anonymous
>>87525642 Can you cook and give cuddles?

7 hours later 87525861 based truther (6c585dd94a694103927485114f6b2147.jpg 300x300 36kB)
how is it connect if it is cut? hahahahah XD

7 hours later 87525891 Anonymous
>>87525280 No but i wish i did

7 hours later 87525895 Anonymous
>>87525303 >at a subway restaurant >order something >guy making my sandwich stalls for a long time >I get into argument (don't remember what about) with another customer, an older kinda fat guy >space out >now the subway is at the state fair >employee who was making my sandwich is gone >customer is sill there >start giving this guy shit, end up taking a drink of water from my cup and spitting it out past him >some of the spit water lands on his shirt sleeve >he threatens to call the cops >I say go right ahead, they won't care >remember that average police response time is like 10 minutes, got enough time to get my sandwich and ge out of there >see one of my coworkers off in the distance >ask her to take my order (we don't work at subway, mind you) >she takes her sweet time preparing >notice the guy is staring me down >mockingly kiss the air while looking back at him >say something like "you tryna kiss me? no? then turn around nigga" >notice the customer in line behind me is a black woman so practically whisper the word nigga >eventually coworker finishes my sandwich >finally about to pay for it >"oh shit there's the cops anon" >fuck, start running for it >see a cop coming the opposite way, he arrested someone that looks similar to me >alternate between running and speedwalking to my car >drive home >chill for a bit, then someone knocks on my door >two detectives start interrogating me in the house >ask if we can discuss it outside >they go outside and wait for me >I start making smalltalk with my sister, who happens to be sitting on the living room couch, like nothing happened >as I put on my shoes to go out the dream ends

7 hours later 87525908 Anonymous
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zi_ 6oaQyckM

7 hours later 87525912 Anonymous
>>87525891 It's never too late

7 hours later 87525914 Anonymous (1516613718546.jpg 235x215 7kB)
>poo-in loo ""humor""

7 hours later 87525971 Anonymous
>>87525461 does that mean you're a grill

7 hours later 87525981 Anonymous
>>87525845 Excuse me, Zando already agreed to be my sex slave in exchange for Canadian citizenship. BACK OFF!??

7 hours later 87525994 Anonymous
>>87525912 doesn't matter if i'll never have a bf in the first place

7 hours later 87526014 Zando
>>87525783 No I was scared, also >parents >>87525845 Yes and Yes >>87525895 Wtf

7 hours later 87526020 Anonymous
>>87525914 based frogposter

7 hours later 87526021 Anonymous
>>87525804 hanvent seen many of them in my life

7 hours later 87526051 Zando
>>87525981 Sorry anon I thought he was you Hard to tell which Canadian anon is which without flags

7 hours later 87526063 Anonymous
>>87526014 >>parents What did you mean by this

7 hours later 87526080 Anonymous
>>87525583 please tell me you are making this up

7 hours later 87526094 Anonymous
>>87525994 You can do gay things without a bf

7 hours later 87526142 Anonymous
>>87526094 Dont want aids sorry

7 hours later 87526153 Anonymous
>>87526051 get extra flags

7 hours later 87526186 Anonymous (808F64BE-DA44-4EB5-9E52-0C9D0045944D.jpg 500x500 86kB)


7 hours later 87526193 Anonymous
>>87526142 wew

7 hours later 87526199 Zando
>>87526063 lol >>87526080 I'm not >>87526153 I can't

7 hours later 87526229 Anonymous
>>87526014 Contacting immigration services rn. They say we need to be married for you to get the full benefits of Canadian citizenship.

7 hours later 87526313 Anonymous
>>87526186 fuck's wrong with her hands

7 hours later 87526317 Anonymous (1519699614719.png 888x720 380kB)
>>87526193

7 hours later 87526331 Zando
>>87526229 Let's do it...

7 hours later 87526534 Anonymous (1521390456682.jpg 500x332 27kB)


7 hours later 87526560 Anonymous (3C0002DC-A0AE-4656-B206-DF9DF7AF1A50.jpg 657x527 123kB)
>>87526199 that's very disturbing. he was clearly reenacting trauma he suffered on you

7 hours later 87526564 Anonymous
Kiss me hard in the rain

7 hours later 87526588 Anonymous
>>87526534 um, where'd you get my ID

7 hours later 87526625 Anonymous
>>87526331 your place or mine?

8 hours later 87526858 Anonymous (45C70B7C-47E3-4C7B-A490-B4D0A17AC924.jpg 1080x664 83kB)
pls follow me on twitter :~D

8 hours later 87526936 Anonymous
>>87525001 Umm wtf why not?

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