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2013-02-16 08:39 8546475 Anonymous (amerimorph.jpg 1203x1195 84kB)
Why do Americans who put on weight lose their V-shape? It's a legit question I've been pondering. Comparing with the Nordics is probably unfair, but even when just doing Europe vs America it really stands out. Europeans who get a little fat have their bellys spill out, whereas Americans also get this pear shape and the men starts looking like women. Why's this? Genes? All the artificial stuff in the food?

2 min later 8546543 Anonymous
>>8546475 I'm not referring to being horribly, bordering morbidly obese here, but just what anyone would refer to "putting on some weight" (i.e the amount that is still reasonable to jog off without too much effort)

6 min later 8546623 Anonymous
>>8546475 Does the EU has a beer belly maybe? You know UStatian drinks water with a little of beer, so you know their fat is all about food.

8 min later 8546669 Anonymous
This isn't true.

9 min later 8546717 Anonymous (fatAmerican[1].jpg 400x308 34kB)
Is this a man or a woman?

13 min later 8546801 Anonymous
>>8546717 Applies to both I think, but the transformation would be most noticeable on men for obvious reasons

14 min later 8546836 Anonymous
Chlorine in water.

15 min later 8546861 Anonymous
i've never noticed this i don't lose my v shape when i put on a little weight, and I'm baltic, not nordic

16 min later 8546876 Anonymous
>>8546717 i think that's a dude the chin

16 min later 8546891 Anonymous
>>8546876 Which one?

17 min later 8546914 Anonymous
>>8546836 It should be pretty much the same with Aussies then. Anyone to confirm/deny?

17 min later 8546919 Anonymous (mvq.png 628x612 75kB)
>>8546475 It's always a great pleasure to read your scientific discoveries here and learn more about Unitedstatian population. You are a true well of science, Swedenbro !

18 min later 8546925 Anonymous
>>8546475 It's indeed strange. In europe, even if we have fat people, those fat people just look like they got a beer belly. Americans look like you add layers of fat everywhere. I don't really how to explain it, but yes I think there is a difference between how you get fat in both continents.

18 min later 8546929 Anonymous
So we have a Swede who claims we are too happy and it sickens him to another Swede wanting to know why our fatties look funny.

19 min later 8546957 Anonymous
>>8546836 Why would anyone put chemical waste in drinking water ?

19 min later 8546963 Anonymous
>>8546891 lol'd

20 min later 8546971 Anonymous
Though probably not restricted to Americans, I'd think this body shape in overweight people are due to fucked up hormone levels in the body, shitty insulin sensitivity and such.

20 min later 8546972 Anonymous
>>8546717 That's a true Patriot

20 min later 8546989 Anonymous
>>8546929 Happy fat guys breeds envy.

21 min later 8546994 Anonymous
Still the same retarded Swede posting stupid "questions" about Americuh? Why you aren't banned yet is a mystery.

21 min later 8546998 Anonymous
If I had to guess, it's the fact that most 'murrican food has high fructose corn syrup, which is really an artificial replacement of natural sugar (Blame Cuba).

21 min later 8547009 Belgium
>>8546475 My hostfather looks pregnant in a European way Those are stereotypes I love stereotypes but there are exceptions

21 min later 8547010 Anonymous
the poop scoop thing is still the best

22 min later 8547040 Anonymous
>>8546669 no I know what he means, there is a spacial kind of fat that I've only seen with Americans

22 min later 8547041 Anonymous
>>8547010 lol Even the Americans found that funny.

23 min later 8547049 Anonymous
>>8546998 >blame cuba how can we? we're the ones who put the embargo on them

23 min later 8547059 Anonymous
>>8547040 I think it's just the next level of fat.

23 min later 8547061 Anonymous
>>8547040 >spacial fuck I'm tired I guess it kinda works

24 min later 8547075 Anonymous (wtfidontevenwhat2.jpg 768x768 29kB)
>>8547010 poop scooping?

25 min later 8547119 Anonymous
>>8547075 There was a thread saying we scoop the poop out of the toilet and put it in a waste bin and also put the used toilet paper in a bin.

25 min later 8547127 Anonymous (american-flag.jpg 640x480 55kB)
This is now a Freedom Trough thread! All the Amerifats share your family recipes!

26 min later 8547141 Anonymous
>>8546998 >Don't buy sugar from Cuba >Blame Cuba

26 min later 8547161 Anonymous
>>8547061 >spacial even better than what you intended imo

29 min later 8547236 Anonymous
>>8546998 >Embargo Cuba so can't buy their sugar >Massive subsidies to corn farmers >Vast amounts of HFCS are produced as a result >HCFS is cheaper than sugar because of this >Drink industry saves money where it can so uses HCFS instead of sugar Yes, blame Cuba.

30 min later 8547273 Anonymous
>>8547061 >spacial it's totally accurate actually

31 min later 8547291 Anonymous
>>8547236 In a sense there's some beautiful justice, isn't there. In making Cuba starve America condemned itself to eat all the food in the world.

33 min later 8547367 Anonymous
>>8547291 At least the embargo shielded Cuba from american food. What a great plan, Fidel. Provoking the USA to save your nation, yuo are of genius.

44 min later 8547686 Anonymous
Yeah, I wasn't being a ruseman or intended to play the "hurr amerifat" stereotype. Having a huge, perfectly spherical beer gut that makes you look pregnant isn't overly attractive either. >>8546925 >>8547040 This is what I meant.

57 min later 8548043 Anonymous
>>8547686 We eat terrible food. It's funny because it came at the same time as that other Swedes thread, and it's a little irritating having people ask why you are so fat or claiming your people fake being friendly. Honestly do you have to hate a people so much you can't accept that they are friendly? I'm just venting now.

1 hours later 8548121 Anonymous
Damn I never noticed The fat fucks here always have a big beer-belly, but the rest of the body is only a bit overweight. Murricans just get fat everywhere. Get your testosterone levels up murrica

1 hours later 8548186 Anonymous
>>8548043 It's banter, chill, don't take it personally.

1 hours later 8548252 Anonymous
I've noticed this too But it's the different diets no?

1 hours later 8548654 Anonymous
>>8548252 I don't know. Even the fat fucks who eats lot of americanized food here ends up with a beer belly, not a uniform layer of fat. Maybe some chemicals ? What is authorized and widespread in the USA and forbidden in europe ?

1 hours later 8548705 Anonymous
>>8548654 Maybe it's because people in Europe walk more. Rather than hopping on a fat scooter.

1 hours later 8548706 Anonymous
>>8548654 fatness

1 hours later 8548745 Anonymous
>>8548654 Lots of things. My cousin works as a lobbyist for Astra Zeneca pushing drugs to the US market through FDA. She makes $100k per month.

1 hours later 8548811 Anonymous
>>8548705 >>8548706 We do have fat fucks, but they aren't fat like the americans, it's not a question of average fatness or anything. Americans get fat on their entire body and europeans on the belly only. Why ?

1 hours later 8548865 Anonymous
A V-taper is a restriction put on your body shape by the European socialist pseud ocommunist nazi government. American Freedom™ ensures no such limitations shall ever be placed on united statians' torsos, since their fat molecules are free to go wherever they want.

1 hours later 8548874 Anonymous
>>8548811 I think Americans are just fatter in general. Look at the fatty from Of Monsters and Men. He's from Iceland and is of a round fat, it's just the level of fatness. I'm actually fat much like him.

1 hours later 8548920 Anonymous
>>8547119 It's not true?

1 hours later 8548921 Anonymous
>>8548874 Icelandic people are fat like that for a reason though. Its the blubber, keeps them warm. Same with Eskimos, they're not fat because they eat too much fish.

1 hours later 8548926 Anonymous
>>8548811 Walking stops some muscles from atrophying which allows the body to maintain some form. When you're on a fat scooter it all goes and only gravity governs your complexion.

1 hours later 8548977 Anonymous
>>8548926 There is a guy in my town who looks Amerifat and he has a fat scooter. Fucker drives on his shitty 7MPH scooter in the middle of the road and holds up all the drivers. He's also a massive racist and goes on rants in the street about the government. He probably posts here, to think of it.

1 hours later 8548980 Anonymous
>>8548921 Nope. You are all just retarded.

1 hours later 8549014 Anonymous
>>8548926 I've walked 6 miles a day 5 days a week for 3 years and still just have a round form.

1 hours later 8549016 Anonymous
I was wondering this too. We have fat people here too, mainly middle-age and over people, but they have big bellies and just that. They still look like they could take me in a fight.

1 hours later 8549043 Anonymous
>>8548980 >Americans

1 hours later 8549048 Anonymous
>>8549016 Thats because you're a pussy.

1 hours later 8549065 Anonymous
>>8549043 But it's true. You guys are acting like fat people are a mystery. Comparing middle aged people with a pot belly to just normal fat people and going durrrr!

1 hours later 8549082 Anonymous
>>8549065 Welcome to Europe.

1 hours later 8549086 Anonymous (2016532540.jpg 296x277 11kB)
>>8548977 lol'd

1 hours later 8549184 Anonymous (thatfeel.jpg 1788x1907 262kB)
>>8549065 Contrary to your own nation, everyone isn't fat here in Yurop, so we need to research topic such as these.

1 hours later 8549217 Anonymous
>>8549065 They have to find something negative about America to discuss. Today there wasn't much to go on so they just told themselves fat people only exist in America and then tried to find a scientific reason for it. Not completely fucking idiotic at all.

1 hours later 8549234 Anonymous
I think it has to do with childhood obesity fucking up the hormone levels. In europe most fatties get fat as adults.

1 hours later 8549285 Anonymous
>>8546475 I don't know man. My dad's European in origin and his fat is only in the stomach. I think there's something mysterious about America that called all the roundfat people here centuries ago.

1 hours later 8549291 Srsface (1337427935387.png 798x453 515kB)
>>8549217 Of America's population, roughly 90% are fat, but somehow according to you, that doesn't make you excellent subjects for fatty research.

1 hours later 8549317 Anonymous
>>8549291 >90% Gonna assume you are trolling. Though considering this thread you might be serious.

1 hours later 8549319 Anonymous
>>8549184 Vad är det för feel som avbildas här då?

1 hours later 8549355 Anonymous
>>8549217 Damn, for once it's not a hate thread. As we said, we have fat fucks too, but our fat fucks looks different. They have gigantic beer bellies but the rest of the body is quite spared.

1 hours later 8549361 Anonymous
>>8549291 According to the Helsinki Golden Horde Lardness Research Institute, Americas level of fatness has risen to a whopping 97.4% in 2012, an increase of 1% since 2011.

1 hours later 8549364 Anonymous
Holy shit OP is totally right. I don't even fuckken know. Probably has something to do with all those chemicals in our food. My family in Germany has some fatasses, but like OP said they go beer belly mode.

1 hours later 8549388 Anonymous
>>8546475 Belly fat is the step before round fat. Most Americans have reached maximum fatness levels whereas Europeans have only achieved lesser fat status.

1 hours later 8549431 Srsface (Meredith-Swift-taylor-swift-26559398-612-612.jpg 612x612 94kB)
>>8549319 Var jag som postad. Var på några andra boards. Känslan kallar jag "No avg. burger gf". Ska söka till konstfack och göra ett feel-baserat examensarbete.

1 hours later 8549446 Anonymous
>>8548043 >it's a little irritating having people ask why you are so fat then stop being the fattest nation on earth

1 hours later 8549449 Srsface
>>8549361 >Golden Horde

1 hours later 8549469 Anonymous
>>8549388 Exactly! We are simply fatter. The level of retarded in this thread is ridiculous. You idiots probably lay under the stars at night and wonder what they are.

1 hours later 8549470 Anonymous
>>8549065 >normal fat people looool

1 hours later 8549486 Anonymous
>>8549449 >>8549431 slutta posta med trip, du er en homosexuel retard

1 hours later 8549489 Anonymous
>>8549446 If you can stop being the second fattest.

1 hours later 8549492 Anonymous
>>8549431 >konstfack Du menar slå sönder tunnelbanevagnar och få psykoser på stan?

1 hours later 8549520 Anonymous
>>8549489 still not as fat as you, so suck it

1 hours later 8549531 Anonymous
>>8549388 Dunno man, my dad is fat as fuck and he don't get past roundfat. He just have a gigantic beer belly, but still looks muscular. On the other hand most of the fat americans you can see have fat hiding the muscles pretty much everywhere.

2 hours later 8549626 Srsface (that smile in the last picture.jpg 816x3048 499kB)
>>8549492 Ja, att måla feel-bilder på tunnelbanor vore ännu bättre, yuo are of genius! I of Avant-garde now! >>8549486 pic, prolly 4deep6you though

2 hours later 8549644 Anonymous
>>8546475 It's depends on the person. I highly doubt it follows an ethnic trend, especially considering Americans are ethnic mutts.

2 hours later 8549645 Anonymous (randy.jpg 481x351 20kB)
Mr. Lahey I need a friggin cheeseburger!

2 hours later 8549652 Anonymous (TrollFace.png 1500x1500 273kB)
>>8549431 le funny me-me faces :D

2 hours later 8549708 Anonymous
>>8549645 best show ever made

2 hours later 8549725 Kebap (1359061862683.jpg 640x960 119kB)
>>8549048

2 hours later 8549728 Anonymous (Ricky Dope.jpg 331x499 35kB)
>>8549645 >>8549708

2 hours later 8549732 Anonymous
>>8549531 But I suppose that is 'fat as fuck' in the French context. I'm sure your dad could have a shot at entering a local football team in America.

2 hours later 8549768 Anonymous
>>8549626 Fell a cow to survive the harsh winter while you hunt American Empire droids.

2 hours later 8549778 Anonymous
Wait so even your young men get pot bellies? I thought that was a middle aged thing only? When your young people get fat do they ever just get pot bellies? I know you have to have known at least one young fat person

2 hours later 8549784 Anonymous
>>8549732 He's kinda past the 160kg through.

2 hours later 8549815 Anonymous
>>8549778 Young men doesn't have pot belly usually. There is very few fat young people here.

2 hours later 8549822 Anonymous
>>8549778 Yeah, they just look like mini-versions of middle aged people with beer bellies. We get Amerifat kids, but they're rare and get stared at. There was one in school, and he was the resident 'fat kid' and got so much shit for it.

2 hours later 8549875 Anonymous
>>8549784 Oh wow. Must be something in the Americlap food, the Chinese are probably behind it.

2 hours later 8549897 Anonymous
>>8549875 It's not the Chinese, it's the Jews controlling our government.

2 hours later 8549971 Anonymous
>>8549875 No, he just fucking love good old fashioned traditional food, plus he is a excellent cook. So loads of food. And whenever he gets the chance he loves to work in our countryside house, fixing shit, digging stuff or cutting some trees in the forest, but he doesn't exercise and sits all day in an office, so kinda low consumption. I'm in a good shape, muscular and all, but I wouldn't want to get in a fight against him.

2 hours later 8550024 Anonymous
>>8549971 >Se battre contre un daron de 160 kg

2 hours later 8550075 Anonymous
>>8550024 C'est mon daron ! Le meilleur daron du monde. Il fait le boeuf bourguignon comme personne !

3 hours later 8551981 Anonymous
>Sweden can't stop shitposting America threads

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