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2013-02-10 09:07 8409848 Anonymous (1347033747263.png 600x450 387kB)
1. Your country 2. How many firearms you own to fight gorilla warfare against tyranny.

2 min later 8409916 Anonymous
1.USA 2.Zero

3 min later 8409921 Anonymous
none not very hard to acquire, even licensed

4 min later 8409952 Anonymous
1. America 2. dozens with 10,000s of rounds of ammo, most of it in another state though...

5 min later 8409964 Anonymous
1. Flag 2. 7

6 min later 8409993 Anonymous
As I am from Yrop and not from MuRicA ZERO NADA NJET NONE KEINE

7 min later 8410021 Anonymous (uwotm8.jpg 453x604 65kB)
England This many (yes I live on a farm)

9 min later 8410061 Anonymous (1af.jpg 445x545 61kB)
>>8410021 >england

10 min later 8410077 Anonymous
1. white 2. i have a really old ak-47 but it doesn't even work, and since i'm not into guns i'll probably never get it fixed

10 min later 8410093 Anonymous
1. Flag 2. I have a bronze sword. Does that count?

11 min later 8410116 Anonymous
1.USA 2.none I plan on getting a cushy government post when the tyranny starts

14 min later 8410159 Anonymous
1. Uruguay 2. Only got a knuckle and a machete.

16 min later 8410210 Anonymous
>>8410159 >>8410159 And I bet you're as brutal as they come. When the riots start we need people skilled at hand-to-hand to fight the pigs in the streets without drawing live fire

17 min later 8410220 Anonymous
>>8409848 -huehueland -I know jiu jitsu (yep, I´m fucked)

17 min later 8410230 Anonymous (Holy fuck that is some shitty carpeting.jpg 2816x2112 2185kB)
flag Not pictured my AR which should be coming in sometime next week

17 min later 8410234 Anonymous
just got my gun permit; planning to buy an arsenal

19 min later 8410257 Anonymous
>gorilla warfare against tyranny. You mean jew capitalism? A few.

20 min later 8410267 Anonymous
>>8410257 Adam Smith wasn't chosen, my good man. Marx on the other hand...

20 min later 8410269 Anonymous
Guns are for sissies. Real men fight with their fists.

21 min later 8410290 Anonymous
>>8410269 I suppose if you wanted to be a "real man" you could fight with a bow and arrow to emulate your evolutionary history, but we'd probably lose you to the fascists pretty quickly.

22 min later 8410305 Anonymous
>>8410267 ...was an atheist from a jewish family converted to christiany and constantly accused of anti-semitism in his early work? And Capitalism = Adam Smith is a childish notion, specially given that Smith and most classical liberals were far more moderate than lolbertarians give them credit for. Now, Hayek? Rand? Mises? Friedman? Spot the pattern.

22 min later 8410313 Anonymous
>>8410290 well, I use the huntsman set in TF2 this counts?

22 min later 8410316 Anonymous
>guns >tfw Russia

23 min later 8410328 Anonymous
>>8410316 I thought guns were pretty common there

24 min later 8410338 Anonymous
1.German. 2. nothing.

24 min later 8410348 Anonymous
>>8410338 >2. nothing. there he goes again

24 min later 8410352 Anonymous
>>8410316 I always wondered what are the firearm laws there?

24 min later 8410361 Anonymous
>>8410305 >Now, Hayek? Rand? Mises? Friedman? Spot the pattern. Smart people are Jewish? Gommunism is a social abomination, let alone an economic one.

24 min later 8410364 Anonymous
>>8410305 Lel, how can one be so brainwashed to blame the Austrians for the crisis of today.

24 min later 8410365 Anonymous
1. Flag 2. If we're talking about gorilla warfares, does a bunch of bananas count?

25 min later 8410375 Anonymous
Suezia Currently studying, but have my license ready for when I actually have the time and money.

26 min later 8410404 Anonymous
>>8410290 I can't wait till someone invents the personnal anti-gun forcefield and brings back the glorious time of sword duelling.

26 min later 8410411 Anonymous
>>8410361 >communism >economics pls go >>8410364 Austrians have set the ethos forward, other jews followed them. Only Mises of those was Austrian school btw, and I could go on listing contemporary non-entry level neoliberal jews but I know it's fruitless.

27 min later 8410419 Anonymous
>>8410328 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAUEHUEHUEHUEHUAAHUEA HUEAHUEAHUEAHUEHAHUEHAHUEHAHUEHUA >>8410352 Give a bribe, get a license to buy rubber-bullet guns, 5 years later get a license to buy hunting shotguns.

27 min later 8410437 Anonymous
None. But I guess I could join the narcos and behead people

27 min later 8410438 Anonymous
1. Canada 2. I'm not paranoid or a hunter, so no.

27 min later 8410443 Anonymous (1332974618090.jpg 168x153 5kB)
>>8410419 >HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAUEHUEHUEHUEHUAAHUE A b-but russia

28 min later 8410444 Anonymous
Flag. Pork ribs, they are pretty effective against invaders.

28 min later 8410449 Anonymous
>>8410404 lol too much KOTOR?

28 min later 8410455 Anonymous
30 pencils.

28 min later 8410468 Anonymous
>>8410411 So much anti-semitism. I wonder if you even use medical care. Almost all the discoveries there were made by Jews.

30 min later 8410486 Anonymous
>>8410230 post a picture of yourself holding one of the guns

30 min later 8410488 Anonymous (1352926599182.gif 300x222 2925kB)
>>8410419 >home of some of the most prolific weapons systems on the planet >can't own any of them dam dude

30 min later 8410493 Anonymous
>>8410419 Actually this is not like that. You don't need to bribe, you just have to be sane. You can get a shotgun and after 5 years rifle.

30 min later 8410494 Anonymous (Guns Russia US.jpg 604x337 35kB)
>>8410443 We have guns. But who owns them? Pic related.

31 min later 8410508 Anonymous
1. germany 2. none, i have my hands

33 min later 8410546 Anonymous
>>8410493 You need to prove that you're a hunter to get a rifle.

34 min later 8410570 Anonymous
>>8410546 But how do you prove that you're a hunter, if you don't have a rifle? Serious question.

35 min later 8410591 Anonymous
i saw at least 2 dash cam russian videos in which a guy driving points a gun clearly russians got guns; at least they're psychotic mafia thugs do

36 min later 8410613 Anonymous
>>8410494 mafia thugs

38 min later 8410653 Anonymous
>>8410494 why do I doubt the authenticity of that data for American military firearms?

40 min later 8410692 Anonymous
>>8410570 What can I say, Russian government logic.

41 min later 8410708 Irishfag
Ireland One illegal revolver in my home place. My cousins on the border... probably more.

42 min later 8410720 Anonymous
>>8410210 That what I can do my boy.

43 min later 8410746 Anonymous
>>8410021 ya ok what happens if you shoot someone trying to kill you in your house >mfw you get arrested lel

43 min later 8410748 Anonymous
>>8410546 For that you only need to pay for a hunter's ticket (hunter's license in English?) and thats not a problem of you need a gun. The only thing you have to do is to keep weapon in safe.

44 min later 8410766 Anonymous
1. USA 2. 9

44 min later 8410785 Anonymous
I've got an aluminium baseball bat by the door, does that count?

46 min later 8410815 Anonymous
>>8410692 There is a gun law (Zakon ob orujii), there is a forum guns.ru Google and read, no problems, aside of your laziness and money.

47 min later 8410842 Anonymous
>>8409848 None. But I own the Anarchist Cookbook and some other guides for making bombs to defending myself against the Russian occupation. But really, I'll just try to act like I mattered in the revolution and then get some nice position as minister in the inevitable autocratic government.

48 min later 8410862 Anonymous
>>8410785 A baseball bat? In Sweden? It's a crazy world...

48 min later 8410866 Anonymous
>>8410785 I have telescopic baton. Want to buy a knife. Can buy a gun. Only one thing stops me - I can't control my hate properly, I'm afraid I can kill someone.

50 min later 8410898 Anonymous
>>8410720 that´s it, the latinos/europeans stay in the front line with melee weapons, russians with snipers, murrikans with rifles and we can start more one zombie game...

50 min later 8410903 Anonymous
>>8409848 1. Your country > flag 2. How many firearms you own to fight gorilla warfare against tyranny. > 12 including r4 assault rifle, colt 1911 pistol, ruger mini 14 and spas 12. U jelly fags?

50 min later 8410914 Anonymous (fuck aina.jpg 478x485 42kB)
>>8410785 K4L

51 min later 8410930 Anonymous
>>8410591 That is so called "traumatic guns", they can shoot (theoretically) only rubber bullets. Practically sometimes criminals make it so they can shoot real deadly bullets.

56 min later 8411045 Anonymous (P1000255.jpg 2816x2112 2376kB)
>>8410486 sure also am I the only one who thinks these jeans look like shit?

1 hours later 8411143 Anonymous
>>8410930 thanks for the info

1 hours later 8411169 Anonymous
USA Two, a .22 and an 18 gague shotgun. If you're unfamiliar with firearms, they are very small guns, used for hunting little animals. If rabbits or small birds ever attempt to occupy the US and take away MUH FREEDUM I'll be ready.

1 hours later 8411223 Anonymous
>>8410785 Only if you use it to ass ram somalians.

1 hours later 8411292 Anonymous
>>8411045 Canadabro, you know those sheet steel safes are useless right? Anyone with a crowbar can break that thing open. At least buy a cheap liberty centurion or equivalent safe.

1 hours later 8411320 Anonymous (20130118_105216_penneys_400.jpg 400x455 21kB)
>>8411292 Or just wear your guns on your back/holster all the time. Problem solved.

1 hours later 8411336 Anonymous
>>8411292 Yeah I know it was a gift from my parents for Christmas I just had them stored in hard cases in the closet before after my AR comes my next purchase is going to be a better safe.

1 hours later 8411375 Anonymous
USA 2 SIG P226 DAO SIG P239 I'm a cop

1 hours later 8411404 Anonymous
>>8411375 oh fug, a bolice here run everybody

1 hours later 8411405 Anonymous
None.

1 hours later 8411447 Anonymous (sami on uupunut pitkistä soidinmenoista ja tytyt tulevat jo ihokontaktille.jpg 570x412 58kB)
>>8409848 So OP, when are you going to start? I mean, you keep talking about it year after year, yet never anything happens. Really. I think you're full of shit.

1 hours later 8411466 Anonymous
I own a flintlock musket. Come at me forces of tyranny.

1 hours later 8411482 Anonymous
>>8411375 fug da bolis

1 hours later 8411499 Anonymous
>>8411404 I will flee to your fabela.

1 hours later 8411515 Anonymous
>>8411447 Yeah, how long are you going to let the feds mess with your shit? The feds taking away the guns that are there to protect you against, among other things, the feds seems weird to me. How many states want to increase gun control too?

1 hours later 8411526 Anonymous
>>8411466 >british >flintlock do you have a red coat also?

1 hours later 8411534 Anonymous
>>8411045 probably because you're super skinny and have a reversed V-shape going on (/\, rather)

1 hours later 8411571 Anonymous
>>8411045 >having a flag of your own country on the wall

1 hours later 8411578 Anonymous (images.jpg 259x194 4kB)
>2012 >still using guns >not using 1,200,000 volts blast knuckles pic related. I can punch you with the power of 1 million volts.

1 hours later 8411586 Anonymous (1357-spray_au_poivre_gaz.jpg 300x300 13kB)
Well,i got this and my white flag..

1 hours later 8411599 Anonymous
>>8411578 one arm lock and you are over, vlad

1 hours later 8411625 Anonymous
BONUS QUESTION: 3. How many firearms you own to fight in semi-organized citizen militia against anarchist rebel trash?

1 hours later 8411632 Anonymous
>>8411526 I do. Which come to think of it, makes me far more pawn of tyranny. Oh well.

1 hours later 8411653 Anonymous
>>8411578 When breaking your opponents cheekbone just is not enough...

1 hours later 8411674 Anonymous
>>8411599 I assure you won't even have the balls to get close to me if I turned my teaser on. if you actually lock my arm, I can still use the other one. trust me, this shit is very dangerous Check out this sh!t, Lucas: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQAB XSKtuGk

1 hours later 8411676 Anonymous
>>8411632 >"I must kill the tyrants!" "No john you are the tyrants" and then john was a redcoat

1 hours later 8411690 Anonymous
>>8411578 >Implying you would be able to hit me with that weak as fuck arm. >Implying I haven't been in enough fights to beat the shit out of you anyway. >Implying I can't simply use the machete to cut your arm.

1 hours later 8411722 Anonymous
>>8411578 You do know how electricity works, right? If I touch you, or take you by the hand, or if you accidentally touch me when shocking me, you'll get the same effect on you.

1 hours later 8411726 Anonymous
>>8411482 >>8411404 My friend is a cop. He also sniper. He owns two sniper rifles (one with a silencer), assault rifle, shotgun and a traumatic gun. He is cool! My father was a cop too and had two shotguns.

1 hours later 8411753 Anonymous
>>8411625 nice try officer >>8411674 ok, is impressive, but still not so effective against a guy who knows how to immobilize

1 hours later 8411759 Anonymous
1. Norway 2. I have a pet polar bear

1 hours later 8411810 Anonymous
>>8411722 You confuse volts with amperes

1 hours later 8411819 Anonymous
>>8411726 It's a joke, I don't mean anything against cops if they are honorable, not corrupt, etc.

1 hours later 8411870 Anonymous
>>8411404 >>8411482 HAVE YOU BEEN BRODESTING AD OGGUBY WALLSTREED? IB WATJING YOU GOMMUNIZD >>8411466 so does my dad's friend. Not even joking. He restored one himself and tried to hunt with it. He also hunts with a winchester repeater. >>8411726 well shit I got a shotgun too. but I can't carry it around. I'm just a regular cop. The shotgun is for riots, so we don't use actual shotgun pellets, and use rubber ones instead.

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