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2013-02-09 05:14 8380673 Anonymous (all british master race.jpg 3528x1164 950kB)
Why can't Americans play their own superheroes in movies? Why must British actors come in to do their work? Pic related, three of America's most popular superheroes, all Americans in their canon, in their most recent films... all played by Brits.

1 min later 8380695 Anonymous
Americans are too fat to convincingly pull off athletic heroes.

3 min later 8380737 Anonymous
WELL, UM, TECHINICALLY Andrew Garfield is american. He was born in Los Angeles. So come back here and shut up.

3 min later 8380754 Anonymous
>>8380737 But he grew up in the superior country and lives here

4 min later 8380771 Anonymous
>>8380737 >batman and superman > faggotwebman

5 min later 8380778 Anonymous
>>8380754 So he is an American who moved to the UK. What's your point?

5 min later 8380784 Anonymous
>>8380673 >inb4 welsh people claim Christian Bale is welsh

5 min later 8380791 Anonymous (1355602575055.png 252x200 59kB)
Because Amerifats are pussies. http://www.vulture.com/2011/02/why_ cant_americans_get_cast_as.html >You look at the list of American leading men, and in their twenties and thirties, they're very boylike >I believe there's been a certain feminization of the American male >Papsidera says he's had to turn to Canada, Australia, and the U.K. to fill our growing superhero testosterone gap.

5 min later 8380794 Anonymous (images (1).jpg 215x234 9kB)


6 min later 8380801 Anonymous
>>8380778 >abrit born in the US, moved to the uk not a brit

8 min later 8380846 Anonymous
If he's so great, why doesn't he change his name to Atheist Bale!?

10 min later 8380878 Anonymous
>>8380846 Checkmate, atheists.

10 min later 8380895 Anonymous
>>8380801 http://web.archive.org/web/20080207 172012/http://london.broadway.com/s tory/id/3002258 Go suck a dick. I'm 100% serious.

12 min later 8380919 Anonymous
>>8380791 >first comment >muh white privilege

12 min later 8380934 Anonymous (hugh-jackman-wolverine.jpg 400x400 31kB)
>>8380673 Agree totally with you OP Hugh Jackman

12 min later 8380936 Anonymous
>>8380895 >lived in America for three years and then moved to Surrey >British accent, "I don’t really remember much of my time in America" He's Brit clay

13 min later 8380943 Anonymous
they're all jews

13 min later 8380950 Anonymous (345345345.jpg 252x200 6kB)
>>8380673 and Russell Crowe

13 min later 8380951 Anonymous
>>8380936 But he's not.

14 min later 8380958 Anonymous
>>8380934 >implying this guy isn't a feminine nigger

16 min later 8380975 Anonymous (SAM-AVATAR.jpg 192x263 9kB)
>>8380673 Sam Worthington too Avatar and Terminator 3

17 min later 8380999 Anonymous (400px-Tom_Hiddleston_%28Avengers_Red_Carpet%29[1].jpg 400x599 31kB)
You forgot Loki

18 min later 8381009 Anonymous (straya-meme-lol.jpg 960x654 140kB)
>>8380958 regardless he has acted in many hollywood movies as the main male lead. Where are all the American men in these movies? Only Will Smith comes to mind as an alpha protagonist in a number of movies

18 min later 8381011 Corsician
>>8380936 Andrew Garfield is American born in USA, deal with it Muhammad

19 min later 8381028 Anonymous
>>8380975 Its funny how Sam Worthington's American accent slips when he's acting out stressful situations like being under fire or something.

20 min later 8381041 Anonymous
>>8381028 That's cause he's a shit actor

23 min later 8381104 Anonymous
>>8381011 He has dual American and British citizenship, but lives in the superior country. Ain't even mad.

24 min later 8381129 Anonymous
>>8381104 But he lives in the UK.

25 min later 8381142 Anonymous
>>8381129 Exactly, the superior country. Can't you read?

26 min later 8381170 Anonymous
>>8381142 But its not.

27 min later 8381192 Anonymous (mf_doom-mf_dope[1].jpg 553x553 130kB)
I guess MF DOOM is British now.

27 min later 8381210 Corsician
>>8381104 >Superior country >UK wut

28 min later 8381211 Anonymous
>>8381170 But it is.

28 min later 8381229 Anonymous
>>8381210 Got a problem, Frenchie?

28 min later 8381231 Anonymous
you should be proud uk

30 min later 8381254 Anonymous
Because British actors are infinitely superior to American actors. Amerifats cannot into acting nowadays. Also >>8380791

30 min later 8381266 Anonymous (14234234.jpg 290x174 6kB)
One actor i wish you english cunts kept is Russell Brand Fucking annoying and not funny.

31 min later 8381286 Anonymous
>>8381266 Everybody here hates that faggot

32 min later 8381299 Anonymous
>>8381266 like peirces morgan, we finally got rid of them! fuck yes, they're your problems now!

39 min later 8381436 Anonymous
Because they're cheap.

40 min later 8381454 Anonymous (tumblr_lcgtipIFoz1qcvr3lo1_500.jpg 500x665 132kB)
Probably the same reason why they need British writers for their comic books.

43 min later 8381518 Anonymous
>>8381436 >some of the biggest budgets of all time >highest grossing films ever >worrying about price of the actrors no

44 min later 8381532 Anonymous
Amerifats are too big to fit in spandex, and are horrifyingly unattractive.

46 min later 8381562 Anonymous
>>8381532 Can't you picture Lindsey Lohan playing Wonder Woman? Best comedy in years...

55 min later 8381775 Anonymous (1358653764111.png 246x271 6kB)
http://www.avclub.com/articles/cast ing-agents-say-superheroes-are-play ed-by-briti,51246/ >Casting agents say superheroes are played by British people because American men are wusses now What a beautiful headline.

1 hours later 8381890 Anonymous
>>8380791 >Comments complaining that they are all white men THATS BECAUSE THEY ARE IN THE SOURCE MATERIAL YOU FUCKING IDIOTS

1 hours later 8381940 Anonymous
>>8381890 Check your fucking privilege, cis scum. We can't have common sense around here.

1 hours later 8381980 Anonymous
>>8380784 By definition, he is welsh.

1 hours later 8381995 Anonymous
How come British people don't have any of their own movies so they have to come into Americans?

1 hours later 8382009 Anonymous
>>8381980 Does Christian Bale fuck sheep? If he doesn't, he's obviously not Welsh.

1 hours later 8382032 Anonymous
>>8382009 He does fuck sheep.

1 hours later 8382035 Anonymous (together, we are one.jpg 766x568 62kB)
>>8381980 Welsh is still British. We're all in this together.

1 hours later 8382053 Anonymous
>>8381890 They change other things from the source material--yet somehow race is too big a deal? Idk.

1 hours later 8382065 Anonymous
>>8381995 Harry Potter, James Bond, Narnia.. Three of the biggest franchises

1 hours later 8382068 Anonymous
>>8381980 Actually I live in Haverfordwest, where Christian bale was born. We are all English here and are descended from English people due to the Welsh language being banned in this area, later leading to a huge amount of English migrants to the area. I don't know anyone who speaks Welsh here.

1 hours later 8382071 Anonymous
>>8381980 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muo 7zu3airQ

1 hours later 8382084 Anonymous
>>8382009 He's a very good actor. He pretends not to fuck sheep very well.

1 hours later 8382123 Anonymous (42134234234.jpg 182x277 5kB)
Another great Aussie actor turned director to join the list >Mel Gibson

1 hours later 8382127 Anonymous
Taffy was a Welshman, Taffy was a thief; Taffy came to my house and stole a piece of beef; I went to Taffy's house, Taffy wasn't in; I jumped upon his Sunday hat and poked it with a pin. Taffy was a Welshman, Taffy was a sham; Taffy came to my house and stole a piece of lamb; I went to Taffy's house, Taffy was away, I stuffed his socks with sawdust and filled his shoes with clay. Taffy was a Welshman, Taffy was a cheat, Taffy came to my house, and stole a piece of meat; I went to Taffy's house, Taffy was not there, I hung his coat and trousers to roast before a fire

1 hours later 8382132 Anonymous
>>8382068 What the fuck does speaking welsh have to do with it. I don't know how you can dispute that Haverfordwest near Pembrokeshire, is England or English?

1 hours later 8382137 Anonymous
>>8382123 >Mel Gibson >Great

1 hours later 8382150 Anonymous (34234234234.jpg 220x229 8kB)
>>8382123 Also Heath. >There are probably more Australian actors who have made it Big in Hollywood than English pommie cunts.

1 hours later 8382155 Anonymous
Better question is why do all these countries send their actors here to take our jobs. Get your own hollywood you 3rd worlders

1 hours later 8382176 Anonymous
>>8382137 JIDF detected..... only Jews hate Gibson after he told the truth http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPQj HiVaDmE

1 hours later 8382190 Anonymous
>>8382155 Americans ask British actors, not the other way around. Get your own acting talent you 3rd worlder.

1 hours later 8382197 Anonymous
>Brits in charge of taking a compliment

1 hours later 8382203 Anonymous
>>8382150 Not sure if serious..

1 hours later 8382213 Anonymous
>>8382150 >Christian bale >Sir ian >Charles dance(goat) >Anthony hopkins either one of these = 10x the skill of australian actors

1 hours later 8382222 Anonymous
who cares there all shit movies anyway

1 hours later 8382223 Anonymous
>>8382176 Couldn't give a shit about his problem with jews. He's batshit insane and mediocre at best at his job

1 hours later 8382226 Anonymous
>>8382222 quads of lies

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