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2013-02-09 08:59 8372714 Anonymous (Photos-New-Yrok-de-nuit-vue-Helicoptere.jpg 950x633 185kB)
Why are the Americans who don't live in New-York so jelly of the New-Yorkers?
3 min later 8372754 Anonymous
You have an odd definition of jelly.
4 min later 8372764 Anonymous
>this weak ass troll attempt
to put things into perspective, that'd be like people wanting to live in Paris
5 min later 8372770 Anonymous
>>8372714
>being jelly of america
>any context
On est plus au vingtième siècle, mon pote
5 min later 8372772 Anonymous
>>8372714
Say Redneck
5 min later 8372776 Anonymous
>>8372764
what's wrong with paris?
7 min later 8372792 Anonymous
>>8372770
>It is the twentieth century, buddy
dat czech education
7 min later 8372793 Anonymous
>>8372770
>Czech Republic
>In the Czech Republic, the average household net-adjusted disposable income is 16614 USD a year
smelly dumb yuropoor scum, janitors in my state make more than your family
7 min later 8372795 Anonymous
>>8372714
Everyone who visits Manhattan is jelly of NYC, because Manhattan is unreal.
12 min later 8372832 Anonymous
>>8372792
>dose google translate skills
Your head isn't just for eating burgers, ameripig, use it
>>8372793
Well, at least we can walk 100 metres without getting robbed of our disposable income by niggers.
13 min later 8372843 Anonymous
>>8372832
>Your head isn't just for eating burgers, ameripig, use it
You fucked up, it's not the twentieth century.
educate yourself
13 min later 8372848 Anonymous
>>8372832
Look the Czech is pretending he is a western country again. Slavs gonna Slav.
14 min later 8372852 Anonymous
>>8372832
>durr all Americans live in Mississippi!
http://www.statemaster.com/graph/pe o_per_of_peo_who_are_whi_alo-people -percent-who-white-alone
You live in a third world shithole, where your "white' people are barely above our niggers
16 min later 8372862 Anonymous
>>8372832
go be stupid somewhere else
17 min later 8372871 Anonymous
>>8372714
Silly Frenchman, it appears you think we become jiggle when not living in New York (Though the context seemed to imply that people are jealous of New Yorkers for having nothing that you can't get pretty much anywhere else except for the city feel, which you can get in another city, but I don't know why you would imply this), but the sad truth is that people in New York are just as fat as people not in New York.
19 min later 8372890 Anonymous
>>8372843
Don't embarrass yourself any further, idiot. Start by educating your dumb ass in French grammar.
>>8372848
It's true that we lack some attributes of a truly western country, like everyday school shootings.
>>8372852
I'm glad you're proud of the fact that billions of $ from taxpayers' pockets (whether directly or indirectly) are going to support uneducated niggers.
>>8372862
Lel, make me, you prick.
20 min later 8372893 Anonymous
>NYC
>overcrowded
>hate-filled
>urine-soaked
>overpriced
It would be a living hell for me.
21 min later 8372897 Anonymous
>>8372890
>tfw yuropoors will never be permabanned from 4chan
remember when 4chan was good? Years ago? you know, before the yuropoors invaded
21 min later 8372898 Anonymous (1354063069366.png 934x148 39kB)
>>8372890
There is no reason to be this mad, it's a simple mistake really.
Look, even a fin made a mistake like yours.
21 min later 8372900 Anonymous
>>8372714
That's a funny way to spell California.
22 min later 8372905 Anonymous (California.jpg 220x199 13kB)
>>8372900
>California
23 min later 8372908 Anonymous
>>8372893
This. I have no idea why people WANT to go there.
23 min later 8372910 Anonymous
>>8372900
Dude, California used to genuinely make people envious...not so much these days
23 min later 8372911 Anonymous
>>8372905
Contain yourself peasant.
23 min later 8372912 Anonymous
>>8372714
because New York is the pinnacle of the USA. It has the richest, smartest and the most cosmopolitan people competing for the high life. Insecure country bumkins hate New York because they are insecure.
And no, New Yorkers are not equally fat. Not within the city.
24 min later 8372921 Anonymous
>>8372912
>New York is the pinnacle of the USA. It has the richest, smartest and the most cosmopolitan people competing for the high life.
>New York
that's a funny way to spell Massachusetts.
24 min later 8372922 Anonymous
>>8372897
4chan was never good, faggot.
>>8372898
Your stupidity and reliance on shitty machine translation amuses me. Please, continue.
25 min later 8372928 Anonymous (1349901459653.jpg 446x636 101kB)
>>8372905
>Living in Socialist America
25 min later 8372929 Anonymous
>>8372921
Go home you fucking townie mick piece of shit.
25 min later 8372931 Anonymous
>>8372900
Thats what I was thinking...
>state thread
>someone mentions california
>endless shit talk and butthurt ensues
wtf
26 min later 8372935 Anonymous
>>8372931
What's new?
26 min later 8372937 Anonymous
>>8372922
>Your stupidity and reliance on shitty machine translation amuses me. Please, continue.
explain how I am wrong, go ahead I am waiting.
26 min later 8372938 Anonymous
>>8372890
>>8372922
Allow me to introduce a new prospect to you. Let's assume that all of the Americans on this board have read every news article received by a foreign country and let's assume that everything in these articles is true.
If we have every opportunity to leave, then why don't we? It is probably because we like it here for what ever reason.
Why is this conversation still happening?
26 min later 8372946 Anonymous
>>8372890
>It's true that we lack some attributes of a truly western country, like everyday school shootings.
And being Germanic. Don't forget that.
27 min later 8372949 Anonymous
>>8372921
dude. Go to another country and tell them you're from Massachushits. Watch as they give you a disappointed look of unfamiliarity.
I tell people I'm from New York and they buy me drinks, high five me or tell me how much they want to go there. I'm not exaggerating.
28 min later 8372956 Anonymous
>>8372931
Haters gonna hate. At least we're not Florida or, god forbid, Texas.
28 min later 8372959 Anonymous
>>8372929
>Implying hundreds of Irish immigrants didn't migrate (and their descendants didn't stay) to the majority of the North-Eastern seaboard in the mid 1800s for steel and iron working, mainly New York.
28 min later 8372962 Anonymous (double gulp.jpg 375x500 121kB)
>illegal in NYC
29 min later 8372969 Anonymous
>>8372959
billthebutcher.jpg
29 min later 8372971 Anonymous
>California
>Freedom
30 min later 8372975 Anonymous
>>8372971
What's your favorite flavor of jelly?
30 min later 8372976 Anonymous
>mfw I'm more free than the capital of the world.
>Jew York
30 min later 8372978 Anonymous
>>8372949
yeah pretty much
and speaking of which, I find it funny when yuropoors get butthurt when Americans can't name their irrelevant countries, yet they can only name a handful of ours, which is sad because you know, our 'irrelevant' states actually contributes more than their irrelevant countries
30 min later 8372982 Anonymous
>>8372956
I would pick Texas over California any day of the week.
30 min later 8372983 Anonymous
>>8372971
New York is worse. It really sucks for the rural New Yorkers. They are almost entirely disregarded when it comes to law making.
31 min later 8372984 Anonymous
>>8372956
>tfw I live in florida.
>Be surrounded by fat people
>Be surrounded by stupid people
>Not be Autistic
I am the God of my own realm.
31 min later 8372987 Anonymous
>>8372982
You're probably from Alberta.
31 min later 8372988 Anonymous
>>8372956
Florida is like the non commie California of the east coast.
31 min later 8372992 Anonymous
>>8372937
I'll consider it. In the meantime, why don't you try analyzing the sentence? Without pasting it in Google Translate, mind (which you did).
>>8372938
What the hell are you talking about? What's that got to do with anything? Curb the non-sequiturs, man
>>8372946
>implying
32 min later 8372998 Anonymous
>>8372988
What is commie about California? Florida is a damper California with a massive pill problem.
32 min later 8373000 Anonymous (1356382501955.jpg 800x740 248kB)
>>8372975
GUN FLAVOR
>>8372992
>why don't you try analyzing the sentence?
No, I want to see you be retarded and make up some bullshit.
32 min later 8373001 Anonymous (sente_male_nietzsche.png 350x338 68kB)
I wish I lived in New York.
32 min later 8373004 Anonymous
>>8372988
No it's not. If you think that, you literally have no idea what California is like physically and socially.
32 min later 8373005 Anonymous
>>8372992
>Czechs
>Germanic
Please, tell me more jokes. At least the majority of Americans are Germanic.
33 min later 8373011 Anonymous
>>8373000
> yfw when I own an AK variant and 4 other guns.
Eat a dick son.
33 min later 8373012 Anonymous
>>8373001
>I wish I lived in New York.
No you don't
34 min later 8373016 Anonymous
>living in New York
It's a cool place to travel, but living there unless you can afford a house or an apartment in an upper-class neighborhood isn't that good.
34 min later 8373017 Anonymous
>>8373011
>straight pull ARs
>pump AKs
Don't make me laugh
34 min later 8373020 Anonymous
>>8372983
BULLSHIT
Albany is constantly using NY's money making and redistributing it to Northern and LI suburbs that take them for granted. Part of the reason countries like Japan and Korea do so well is that the workers don't live so fucking far from the productive regions.
34 min later 8373022 Anonymous
>>8373017
Not even bro. Do some research you dense motherfucker.
34 min later 8373023 Anonymous
I always wondered what New York outside NYC is like
Is it anything like Oregon?
35 min later 8373029 Anonymous
>>8373020
so how are the women like in South Korea? Have you jacked off to any of the chicks that you see over there?
35 min later 8373030 Anonymous
>>8373020
KOREA SHIT!
KOREAN EAT THEH SHIT!
35 min later 8373031 Anonymous
>>8373023
Livable.
35 min later 8373032 Anonymous
>>8373022
>mad cause he knows I am right
Enjoy your no freedom
35 min later 8373033 Anonymous (obesityinamericamap.jpg 387x309 41kB)
>>8372984
Yeah I used to think it was bad here when I was younger...then I went north into the real south and holy shit.
36 min later 8373040 Anonymous
>>8373023
It's like Pennsylvania. Mountains, small towns, suburbs. Boring shit.
37 min later 8373046 Anonymous
>>8373000
What a coincidence, I want to see you be retarded and make up some bullshit, too.
>>8373005
Hell yeah, stay delusional.
38 min later 8373053 Anonymous
>>8373046
>I want to see you be retarded and make up some bullshit, too.
You will be waiting for some time, but you've already dug a hole for yourself.
there is no reason to be this upset yuropoor, people fuck up.
38 min later 8373055 Anonymous
>>8373046
>Hell yeah, stay delusional.
Seems like you are the one with delusions. Delusions of western culture.
39 min later 8373056 Anonymous
>>8373033
>REASONABLE AND STABLE FLORIDIAN MASTER STATESMANSHIP
39 min later 8373059 Anonymous
>>8373030
I'm white dude. I even said earlier I'm from New York. I worked in SoHo before I got an international job.
>>8373029
Plenty of good looking women, plastic surgery and those special contact lenses are popular. Less 10s than in Soho but a better distribution.
39 min later 8373062 Anonymous
>>8373033
California does pretty good considering all the Mexicans.
40 min later 8373063 Anonymous
>>8373040
But Pennsylvania is cool. I enjoyed driving through it.
40 min later 8373069 Anonymous
>>8373012
But...I do.
It wouldn't be my first choice, but I'd still like to live there to see what it's like.
41 min later 8373075 Anonymous
>>8372956
>florida
Truly the worst place in America, even the good places are shit. Fuck knows why tourist go there. So many of my friends from the UK have gone on vacation there.
42 min later 8373078 Anonymous (arethey.jpg 388x388 20kB)
>>8372714
The only city I am jelly of is Seattle.
42 min later 8373080 SMG (3-5-12 002.jpg 2112x2816 2681kB)
>>8373032
pic related. My collection verify in a /k/ arsenal thread if you like.
Also:
http://www.k-var.com/shop/SGL43-61. html
and
http://www.riflegear.com/p-1757-sw- mp15-moe-midlength-magpul-rifle-bla ck.aspx
Just 2 of tons of examples.
42 min later 8373081 Anonymous
>>8373069
pretend you lived in New York and your memories are nothing but the smell of piss, the sounds of loud, obnoxious assholes, and extremely high cost of living.
There I just saved you a huge amount of time and money, no need to thank me.
43 min later 8373092 Anonymous
>>8373080
>no class threes
lol poor pleb
43 min later 8373093 Anonymous
>>8373040
yeah I figured as much, but like...You know, say NYC didn't exist, would it be a worthwhile state to choose to live in? Outside of NYC, I think of trees and the Catskills..
>>8373059
hmm I see. Do you ever daydream about banging any of those chicks over there? I'm just wondering what it'd be like, to be around foreign chicks all the time
oh, and is it not uncommon to talk about America?
43 min later 8373099 Anonymous
>>8373081
You forgot to mention people constantly berating you for no reason other than being an asshole.
44 min later 8373105 Anonymous
>>8373081
never been there huh?
Or are you afraid of everything?
44 min later 8373108 Anonymous
>>8373081
>>8373099
Did you guys see that classic Simpsons episode where they ripped on NYC?
44 min later 8373109 SMG
>>8373092
I don't care to spend $20,000 on a gun that is at least 27 years old.
46 min later 8373121 Anonymous
>>8373109
>all class threes are machine guns
Get an SBS, they're hella fun.
47 min later 8373137 Anonymous
>>8373080
Are you poor or something? Why so few guns?
If I lived in a country where I could buy guns, I'd have a huge arsenal of pistols, shotguns and rifles.
48 min later 8373142 Anonymous
>>8373137
>Are you poor or something? Why so few guns?
California
49 min later 8373161 Anonymous
>>8373053
Hint No.1: Change the sentence to "On n'est plus..."
Hint No.2: The "ne" particle is often omitted in colloquial French.
>>8373055
Whatever floats your boat, mick
50 min later 8373170 Anonymous
>>8373142
Oh. My condolences.
50 min later 8373174 Anonymous
>>8373161
>thinking anybody gives a shit
yuropoor, you should feel honored that you speak to an American
52 min later 8373194 Anonymous
>>8373137
Wait what
I figured Russia would be like us, in regards to gun laws
52 min later 8373195 Anonymous
>>8373174
I'm not speaking, I'm typing. And pray, why exactly should I be honored, nigger boy?
53 min later 8373205 Anonymous
>>8373195
>why exactly should I be honored
Because you get to talk to a resident from a country that invents and does more meaningful research in a day than your country will in 100 years
56 min later 8373241 Anonymous
Are that Czech bastard and that butthurt american still arguing?
56 min later 8373245 Anonymous
>>8373194
Lel.
>get a license to buy rubber-bullet pistols
>have it for 5 years
>finally get a license to buy smooth-bore hunting rifle
That's it. No firearms, except for hunting.
57 min later 8373254 Anonymous
>>8373195
brb, im going to take a shit which has more relevance than all the accomplishments of your country, ever.
57 min later 8373256 Anonymous
>>8373161
>Whatever floats your boat, mick
Muh great great grand papi was Irish.
59 min later 8373281 Anonymous
>>8373245
>>finally get a license to buy smooth-bore hunting rifle
>smooth bore rifle
how does that work?
1 hours later 8373294 Anonymous
>>8373241
I hope you mean "bastard" in a positive sense, like "sly bastard" or "cunning bastard"
1 hours later 8373299 Anonymous
Los Angelesfag here
I ain't jelly.
1 hours later 8373311 Anonymous
>>8373294
>"bastard" in a positive sense,
Do you even know what a Bastard is? He basically called your mother a whore. The son or daughter of a loose woman.
1 hours later 8373318 Anonymous
>>8373281
Yeah I believe they call those shotguns.
1 hours later 8373337 Anonymous
>>8373294
The word was said and at this point the meaning is irrelevant, interpret it now you will. If I'd meant a particular meaning it would have been specified.
1 hours later 8373345 Anonymous
>>8373318
That's what my first thought was, but I just wanted to make sure.
1 hours later 8373354 Anonymous
>>8373281
Well, my English isn't good.
1 hours later 8373363 Anonymous
>>8373354
That's okay. You are obviously willing to learn from mistakes.
1 hours later 8373365 Anonymous
>>8373311
>>8373337
Hmm, there is indeed some ambiguity. But just to be sure, I shall call >>8373337 a bastard too. Hey, >>8373337 , you're a bastard! No hard feelings, man
1 hours later 8373380 Anonymous (new-york-city-street-1680x1050.jpg 1680x1050 2102kB)
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1 hours later 8373430 Anonymous
>>8372714
From California, went to grad school in Jew York city, hated it.
It's nice to visit, but everyone is pissed off, everything is dirty as fuck, rent is insane, the weather sucks and there's a shit ton of blacks everywhere, so guess what kind of customer service you're going to have, none.
1 hours later 8373431 Anonymous
>>8373354
Here in USA we think Russians who speak broken English are adorable.
1 hours later 8373432 Anonymous (Flatiron_Building,_New_York_City.jpg 1932x2576 841kB)
1 hours later 8373442 Anonymous
>>8373431
>we think Russians who speak broken English are adorable.
>we
No, "we" don't. Speak for yourself.
1 hours later 8373447 Anonymous (stonestreet2008.jpg 1600x1200 314kB)
1 hours later 8373452 Anonymous
>>8373442
But Anon
Russia-chan no kawaii!
1 hours later 8373454 Anonymous (nyc-8.jpg 2582x1936 729kB)
1 hours later 8373463 Anonymous
>>8373442
hmmmm nah I think he's probably right
'adorable' sounds fucking gay, but I'd imagine it'd be a safe bet to say the average american thinks a russian with broken english sounds intimidating or some shit
1 hours later 8373510 Anonymous (1360359273859.png 666x666 34kB)
Red Queen's Race - Run as fast as you can to stay in the same place (cost of living is so high you have to work yourself to death just to avoid sinking into poverty).
Gun Laws - Putting more than 7 bullets in your magazine is a felony. Oh yeah that's some good policy. That's kind of like making it a felony to put more than 5 gallons of gasoline in your car's tank.
Gridlock - Dysfunctional road system, and no place to park your car anyway.
No grocery stores - A gallon a milg? What da fug is dat? :DDDDD, if you wan dad fancy stuv go do our one whole foods and wait 20 minuds in line juds to leave.:--DDDDDDD
A few of the reasons NYC is the best city on earth.
1 hours later 8373527 Anonymous
>>8373510
b-but muh c-carrie bradshaw...
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