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2013-02-08 12:47 8344106 Scrotus Maximus IV What historical event in your country are you ashamed of? Mine is the Battle of Wounded Knee. (Wounded_Knee.jpg 536x400 48kB)


0 min later 8344118 Anonymous
Kettle War It was fucking brutal

1 min later 8344136 Anonymous
The obvious one

3 min later 8344151 Anonymous
I'm ashamed that we lost.

3 min later 8344159 Anonymous
Emu War. I can't believe we let those fuckers win. Soon.

7 min later 8344227 Anonymous
>>8344118 >After only one shot, which hit a kettle, "Le Louis" surrendered. lel

9 min later 8344252 Anonymous (strapon[1].jpg 643x960 92kB)
UK - Battle against feminism lost and with terrible effects on the population http://oxford.tab.co.uk/2013/02/06/ womcam-whiteboards-hit-rad-cam-in-r adical-revolution/ pic related

10 min later 8344271 Anonymous (1358533881124.png 840x836 74kB)
>>8344159 Get your shit together Australia, how can you stand such a disgrace by the vile emu?

11 min later 8344278 Anonymous (1353804355148.png 390x477 112kB)
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lawre nce_Massacre My great great great grandfather took part in this

11 min later 8344279 Anonymous
Anything from 1992 to the present day. Anything. Also, anything that has been done during the past month. Just yesterday the gov' accused all its opposition's leaders of being drug dealers. I'm so ashamed of how retarded my country is.

12 min later 8344288 Anonymous
>>8344252 What a fag.

13 min later 8344307 Anonymous
>>8344159 "If we had a military division with the bullet-carrying capacity of these birds it would face any army in the world...They can face machine guns with the invulnerability of tanks. They are like Zulus whom even dum-dum bullets could not stop."

15 min later 8344339 Anonymous (1360241271280.jpg 403x403 20kB)
>>8344252 wada homo :DDDD

17 min later 8344361 Anonymous
We will never live down Gallipoli. What a fuck up.

23 min later 8344460 Anonymous (1343590757060.jpg 946x485 121kB)
>>8344106 >disarming a bunch of injuns >one old deaf fucker doesn't want to give up his gun >it accidentally goes off >everyone starts killing each other >"HOLY SHIT THE INJUNS ARE ATTACKING" >start raining artillery down upon our own soldiers, as well as women and children >everyone dies >send the handful of survivors onto a shitty reservation

23 min later 8344461 Anonymous (good german.jpg 450x295 25kB)
after WW1 not pushing hard enough to have Germany burnt to the ground and all the land poisoned so nothing would ever grow there again. Australian PM Billy Hughes tried but all he was able to achieve was getting the Allies to not completely let those cocksuckers off the hook; war reparations were still jack shit but at least they weren't nothing. You shoulda tried harder Billy. Also we took too many German prisoners in both wars, even in 1918 when we often didn't take prisoners. Far too many Italians were left alive in the Middle East especially

26 min later 8344504 Anonymous (bogotazo1.jpg 808x580 240kB)
1948, those days were crazy, since that year our problems start

26 min later 8344515 Anonymous (Rommel.jpg 406x598 83kB)
>>8344307 "Give me two divisions of emus, and I will conquer the world." - Erwin Rommel

29 min later 8344561 Anonymous (1342900819788.jpg 359x252 31kB)
>>8344461 >Hughes frequently clashed with President Wilson, who described him as a 'pestiferous varmint'

51 min later 8344951 Anonymous
>>8344461 Hughes was a fuckwit of the highest degree.

56 min later 8345061 Anonymous (por que bolivia no tiene mar.png 312x606 144kB)
Bolivia occupying a chilean archipielago in the middle of the ocean. BOLIVIA

58 min later 8345098 Anonymous
The Act of union 1707

1 hours later 8345386 Anonymous
>>8344561 he almost made wilson ragequit the entire conference. this was australia's very first independent venture into international affairs and negotiations by the way. previously we wouldn't do anything without doing it under a british banner; nek minnit we're trolling the world's most powerful man >>8344951 hughes was a patriot of the highest degree you mean

1 hours later 8345417 Anonymous
>>8345061 How the howling fuck???

1 hours later 8345441 Anonymous
I'm not ashamed or proud of anything the US does because I wasn't alive for the first two centuries of the country and most of what's happened since has been largely beyond my control anyhow.

1 hours later 8345556 Anonymous (nz1347027049785.jpg 474x564 83kB)
>>8345441 now that's just a horrible attitude m8. you should be so proud of every impressive part of your history that you almost believe you were actually there doing it yourself, but you should disavow anything humiliating or shameful because it was another generation not yours and if you're Australian you go further: anything good from New Zealand you claim for Australia (Russell Crowe, Pharlap, pavlova, victorious aus-nz battles etc) and anything bad or any failures are blamed on the kiwis (ugg boots, the battle of Crete, etc)

1 hours later 8345604 Anonymous
we're told we should be ashamed of hanging Louis Riel but the only part of that I'm ashamed of is that we didn't draw and quarter him too

1 hours later 8345993 Anonymous (no canucks here m8.jpg 991x700 202kB)
>>8345604 I would've thought you'd be more ashamed that you blew your shot at the Red Baron

1 hours later 8346053 Anonymous
>>8345993 >Red Baron 1. Neither of us shot down Hans-Ulrich Rudel or Erich Hartmann. Red Baron was smalltime. 2. You didn't have an ace that even came close to the Red Baron's victories. Billy Bishop did.

1 hours later 8346115 Anonymous (avro1-1.jpg 800x600 75kB)
Avro Arrow

1 hours later 8346117 Anonymous
>>8346053 >Red baron >smalltime Not really, mate, sure he wasn't as great as Hartmann, but calling him smalltime is over the top.

1 hours later 8346130 Anonymous
Every political decision made since 1960.

1 hours later 8346146 Anonymous (austrianmilitarystrong.png 375x411 14kB)
this

1 hours later 8346148 Anonymous
>>8346117 There have been 122 aces with more confirmed kills than him, using stricter criteria than the ones used in World War I.

2 hours later 8346165 Anonymous
>>8345993 >spraying bullets up into the air at someone who's focused on something else >hard if you're such good shots how come you couldn't kill those emus?

2 hours later 8346207 Anonymous
Civil war and war of Lappland were not really our finest moments.

2 hours later 8346209 Anonymous
>>8346148 That still doesn't make him smalltime.

2 hours later 8346210 Anonymous
>>8346165 >they humiliated glorious australia.jpg

2 hours later 8346250 Anonymous
I'd say Independence War that wasn't really British more Canadian/American. Probably Dunkirk then

2 hours later 8346291 Anonymous
Probably the Battle of Stamford Bridge.

2 hours later 8346296 Norwegian
I guess we lobotomized some Gypsies

2 hours later 8346314 Anonymous
>>8346291 >>8346291 Come on now. If the Anglo's hadn't Low blowed the giant you would have had a pretty badass battle.

2 hours later 8346330 Anonymous
Dieppe

2 hours later 8346354 Anonymous (Pig War 1.jpg 1236x1392 521kB)
dark day for us, and therefore the world.

2 hours later 8346383 Anonymous
>>8346355 Losing India and letting those smelly shitskins rule themselves was a bad move.

2 hours later 8346387 Anonymous
Dunkirk, we got them back at The Battle Of The Reichswald though.

2 hours later 8346398 Anonymous
>>8345556 Go back to Auckland bro

2 hours later 8346415 Anonymous
>>8346146 .....wot

2 hours later 8346427 Anonymous
>>8346146 >Austrians massacring themselves and other Germanics Gee I wonder where I have heard this before

2 hours later 8346446 Anonymous
>Regretting killing some faggot Indians who are basically red niggers who worship deer

2 hours later 8346453 Anonymous
>>8346146 Gallipoli, the Emu War, and then this? You Aussies are even worse at war than the Italians, m8

2 hours later 8346491 Anonymous
Burger wars of the 80s. Good night sweet Burger Chef, White Castle and countless others who perished.

2 hours later 8346554 Anonymous (1335726765583.jpg 580x742 255kB)
>>8346491 >http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burge r_Wars Burgers who shed their blood and lost their lives! You are now lying in the soil of a friendly country. Therefore clap in peace. There is no difference between McDonalds and Burger King to us where they lie side by side here in this country of ours. You, the mothers, who ate their burgers from far away countries wipe away your tears; your burgers are now lying in your stomach and are in peace. After having lost our burgers on this land they have become our food as well.

2 hours later 8346557 Anonymous
>>8346547 >muh white guilt

2 hours later 8346646 Anonymous
>>8345441 My family committed horrible atrocities in the 1860s. We denied some Muntz peasants a few loans, while the other side told the local Galway beggar to bugger off. Which is why I always lol at slavery guilt.

2 hours later 8346694 Anonymous
>>8346547 Oh god that picture actually is painful to look at.

2 hours later 8346783 Anonymous
Bump for moar white guilt

3 hours later 8346899 Anonymous (George_Custer_(Earth-1863).jpg 473x437 67kB)
>>8344106 > Mine is the Battle of Wounded Knee. You should be ashamed, if you filthy savages had assimilated like everybody else there would have been no need for a war.

3 hours later 8346904 Anonymous (1357973831782.png 1024x776 115kB)
>>8344106 The only thing I'm ashamed of is freeing the slaves.

3 hours later 8346919 Anonymous (original.jpg 1889x1080 951kB)
>>8346904 calm down obama

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