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2013-02-07 12:45 8330802 Anonymous (1351247297018.jpg 1003x571 106kB)
Would America doing anything if someone attacked us? You'll save us.....we're your loyal puppets right master?

1 min later 8330816 Anonymous
Depends. Who is going to, theoretically, attack us?

1 min later 8330823 Anonymous
>>8330802 Are you kidding? We'd use it as pretext to invade somewhere we didn't like. Try to get attacked by someone with oil.

1 min later 8330830 Anonymous
>>8330802 they would save you but not before they watch some barbariens rip you a new one first

2 min later 8330833 Anonymous
>>8330816 If it's Scotland we will support them. srry

3 min later 8330857 Anonymous
>>8330816 France,Spain and Germany.

4 min later 8330862 Anonymous
or They will invade UK

5 min later 8330874 Anonymous
You're their european carrier, they'll be your bff until they deploy space carriers

5 min later 8330879 Anonymous
>>8330830 >they would save you but not before they watch some barbariens rip you a new one first This, Britain is getting a little too uppity lately.

6 min later 8330881 Anonymous
America declares UK a terrorist state and bombs them

7 min later 8330898 Anonymous
>>8330881 Atlantis 2.0

7 min later 8330901 Anonymous
>>8330857 The conditions under which that might occur seems so far detached from our current reality, that it is basically impossible to say whether the U.S would come to our aid. I think you need to refine the question a bit.

10 min later 8330930 Anonymous
>>8330901 We just discovered oil and refuse to give it to the rest of the EU.

10 min later 8330932 Anonymous
I wonder what we would do.. It'll probably be the conscription crisis all over again...

11 min later 8330938 Anonymous
Why would anybody waste time, effort, money and planning on invading a country that has nothing of real value? I mean we have financial power in London, financial capital of Europe, but even if we did get invaded, that power would just transfer to some other international city. We have nothing of value.

11 min later 8330940 Anonymous
I thought you didn't like when we played World Police.

14 min later 8330984 Anonymous
>>8330940 Not like you can anymore anyway, World Police went away quicker than the GOP. They come hand in hand. But you'll have Democrats in charge of your country for years to come, and some even predict GOP wont ever win again unless they strip out the ultra-conservatrds and the neo-con world police supporters. All in all, you wont be world police again, not after bush. 2004 election results will never occur again

16 min later 8331005 Anonymous
>>8330984 >he doesn't know about GOP gerrymandering and voter suppression Trust me Nigel, the GOP isn't above changing the rules of the game in order to win.

18 min later 8331024 Anonymous
You got an army uk, unlike middle east. If you get attacked it will be with nukes and there is nothing any country could do to stop it.

23 min later 8331086 Anonymous
>>8331024 Do you honestly think every western nation do not have a plan against a Nuclear attack? We all have procedures and deterrents

24 min later 8331100 Anonymous
>>8330802 Are you fucking kidding me, OP? You're at the top of the list, ahead of Worsrael. >dem banks >dem nukes >dat BAE >dat racial broship >dat muthafuckin Dutchess of muhfuggin Cambridge muhfugga

25 min later 8331115 Anonymous
>>8331005 But Jamal, it's not boundaries that's the issue. It's your fast changing demographics and every Jamal, LeShiquanishaqiusha and tyrese that blindly vote for Democrats and that African brother.

25 min later 8331123 Anonymous
>>8330802 >Would America doing anything if someone attacked us? We would probably sell you military equipment and pass trade restrictions against whoever was at war with you. That's what we did in both the Falklands War and in World War 2, so it seems likely we'd do it again.

25 min later 8331127 Anonymous
>>8330857 >implying we would ever pick continental savages over you >implying you are not our patsy to fuck up their little continental schemes

27 min later 8331145 Anonymous
>>8331115 >still doesn't get it

27 min later 8331149 Anonymous
>>8331127 Your president seems pretty pro-EU, your entire administration are basically pleaded with us to not have a referendum over fully integrating with said savages.

30 min later 8331188 Anonymous
>>8331086 Have you actually bothered reading any independant studies of how effective those shields actually are? Some say they have about 2 out of 10 chance to actually effectively neutralize it. And considering some countries have +500 nukes saved up, theres no way that shit will do anything.

31 min later 8331203 Anonymous (kebab remover.jpg 1080x810 490kB)
>>8330984 >Democrats >not World Police >FDR epic world police >Truman god tier world police >Kennedy world bolis as fugg xDDDDDDDDdd >Johnson bad at world bolis but still world bolis >Carter not really world police by american standards, but still world police >Clinton doievenneedtosayit.jpg >Obama idontthinkievenneedtosayit.dfgasd

32 min later 8331218 Anonymous
>>8331188 Confirmed for not knowing anything. We have subs. Nuke subs. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Astute _class_submarine

35 min later 8331241 Anonymous
>>8331203 >Obama LOL don't make me laugh. Most democrats use diplomacy over hard military power scare tactics like the Republicans do. Just look at the arab spring, and how that was even allowed to happen under Obama. You really see Bush allowing that to happen? You really see that Ambassador shooting in Libya as not a call for war under a president like Bush?

35 min later 8331247 Anonymous
>>8331149 Of course, it's easier to fuck with them if you're in the club. That's why de Gaulle didn't want you in the ECSC, he was wise to our anglotrollings.

37 min later 8331268 Anonymous
>>8331218 Confirmed for beeing retarded. Thats exactly why it doest work. Other countries also have nuke subs and the shield only works if you know where the nuke is coming from and when its launched.

39 min later 8331283 Anonymous
>>8331241 >implying its only world bolis if we send our young homocurious aspies to die there >implying soft power is not world bolis >implying being the world's banker is not world bolis Trust me, pap, we learned the world bolis game from the greatest (you :3), the only ones better at IRL merchant-tier trollings are the merchants themselves.

39 min later 8331286 Anonymous
>>8331268 >nuke is coming from and when its launched. Unlike your back-water shit hole, we actually know when something like this happens. With a threat this big, which could wipe our entire populations within minutes, yiou expect us to be ignorant in this matter and just go lolidunno? What is missile defence system? What is radar? What is intelligence?

40 min later 8331295 Anonymous
>>8331241 We're already at war with Al-Quaeda. Do we have to declare double-war or something?

40 min later 8331299 Anonymous
>>8331268 >that feel when Slovenia should be awarded a Type 45 destroyer and some Typhoons for knowing more about this than Britbottle

42 min later 8331318 Anonymous
>>8331295 >not going into Libya But goy...think of the oil

43 min later 8331328 Anonymous
>>8331299 I expected better from you, USA The again, you probably think we still use wooden ships and horses, because Seth MacFarlene told you

43 min later 8331341 Anonymous
>>8331318 >See, I told you, goy, it was so easy! No casualties, only lost one fighter! That's one more in the budget next year!

44 min later 8331346 Anonymous
>>8331328 I'm beginning to see why the OP expressed uncertainty that we would come to your aid.

46 min later 8331393 Anonymous
>>8331268 >>8331328 You and us probably would have the best chance of beating it of any country in the world, and it still wouldn't be that great of a chance. Trying to preempt it with intel and second-strike threat is the best bet, and that's a crapshoot. I mean, if it comes from Iran or North Korea, that shit will get slapped down, but if it's one of Russia's new sub-launched Bulavas, I'm saying we are fucked.

1 hours later 8331577 Anonymous
>>8330802 I have bad news for you op, America doesn't actually like us. They watched us burn in WW2, wanted to support the argies in the Falklands/do today and even sold Russia our nuclear secrets.

1 hours later 8331664 Anonymous
>>8331577 When why are not trading for oil just cause they say so. Why are we such fucking pussies?

1 hours later 8331678 Anonymous
>>8331577 >They watched us burn in WW2, With minor exceptions we were a pretty isolationist country before Pearl Harbor. >wanted to support the argies in the Falklands We helped them before the war, not during. We gave you some minor help during. >/do today Not even remotely true >and even sold Russia our nuclear secrets. We gave them information about OUR missiles that you also happen to use. If you want supper sekret squirel missiles of your own, then make 'em yourself.

2 hours later 8333188 Anonymous (America - freedom.jpg 1280x800 476kB)
>>8331100 I like you too America.

2 hours later 8333237 Anonymous
>>8331218 Astutes aren't nuke weapon subs, they are hunter-killers. You are thinking of the Vanguard class.

3 hours later 8333345 Anonymous
>>8331286 RAF Fylingdales

3 hours later 8333380 Anonymous
We'll defend you any day Ingurland!

3 hours later 8333515 Anonymous (Wait a sec are u trying to cheat me again.png 299x288 86kB)
>>8333380 I don't know if I should trust you, EU merchant.

8 hours later 8339133 Anonymous
>>8330802 >Britain's America's puppets You've got that relationship switched. See >>8338227

8 hours later 8339201 Anonymous
We will come save you OP, unless you get invaded by Israel or something.

8 hours later 8339278 Anonymous
>>8330938 >financial capital of europe >not Frankfurt

9 hours later 8340473 Anonymous (1357271477044.jpg 634x496 100kB)
If it were 1920 we would Modern britain is not worth fighting for, we won't bother "saving" a nation that's dying anyways

13 hours later 8345716 Anonymous
>>8340473 >that pic i'm sorry Englandbros.

13 hours later 8345752 Anonymous (gonna need 2.jpg 468x484 50kB)
>>8330930 Then we are best friends! Staunchest allies!

13 hours later 8345768 Anonymous
>>8340473 I'm so glad I didn't grow up in the South, there was one muslim in my school and he only lasted a month until he apparently left because someone kept nailing bacon to his front door.

13 hours later 8345773 Pakistan
>implying we couldn't fuck up the US by ourselves

13 hours later 8345786 Anonymous
>>8330823 >Try to get attacked by someone with oil. This.

13 hours later 8345791 Anonymous
>>8345773 audibly laughed

13 hours later 8345821 Anonymous
I would grab a riffle and get on a boat to the UK the second the news broke.

13 hours later 8345831 Anonymous
>>8345821 *or a plane I don't know why I went with a boat. I'm coming to help, alright!

13 hours later 8345853 Pakistan
>>8345831 >implying you could get a rifle past the TSA

13 hours later 8345867 Anonymous
>>8345853 Maybe that's why I went with a boat at first...

13 hours later 8345895 Pakistan
>>8345867 That's my thinking

13 hours later 8345919 Anonymous
>>8330802 Fuck you we go batshit insane during war we don't need America

13 hours later 8346018 Anonymous
>First American forces arrive in London >OI M8 LOOK AT DIS WANKA BLEEDIN CLAPPER ERE Y DON U FOK OFF BAK TO UR SLAG U WON FIYTE M8 MY BOIS WIL HOOK U RIGHT IN THE GABBER M8, TRUST

13 hours later 8346029 Anonymous
>>8345919 >Fuck you we go batshit insane Yea, we know Durka Durka ALLAHU AKBAR!! >implying that's why you lose wars against India.

13 hours later 8346083 Anonymous
An attack on the United Kingdom is an attack on the United States. Rule Britania!

13 hours later 8346099 Anonymous
m8 I'd give you 10 minutes before you all broke down in tears begging for america 20 minutes you'd be offering them all your royalty as a sacrifice

13 hours later 8346111 Anonymous
>>8330802 Would a son in the prime of his life come to the aid of his aging, weakening father? Of course, Pops.

13 hours later 8346119 Anonymous
>>8346018 >First American troops arrive in London >Citizens come to enthusiastically greet their saviors >hi were ar the burgar :DDDDD

14 hours later 8346169 Anonymous (1350532243422.jpg 228x221 10kB)
>>8346018 >Troops arrive in England >Everything is going fine >One troop overhears a funny joke and smiles >One of the locals sees his clean, healthy teeth >He screams "ALIENS!" >everyone drops what they are doing and begin to panic >The media swarms over to them and asks about their home planet >The locals lavish them with gifts such as small bens and motorized rollinghams >The police set up a perimeter and prepare for any hostile alien attacks >The Queen shows up to speak with them >"Today is a day that will live in infamy" >"We have established first contact with alien life forms" >"What brings you to our fair planet?" >They tell her they're just americans here to help >"U WOT M8!" >She tells them this is the second time this has happened this week >mfw

14 hours later 8346188 Anonymous
>>8330802 no, not unless it was in their direct interest. in ww2 UK actually sent us some considerable shit against their own interests: the fleet at singapore for example, which although it was useless in the event was a big deal at the time. Also spitfires, etc. If Australia had no use to USA as a base and quartermaster in the pacific then they wouldn't have sent us a single bullet. In reality the japs never planned to invade anyway, and even if they did they would've been beaten as they didn't have the capacity to do it. That's irrelevant though; it's the principle of the thing.

14 hours later 8346229 Anonymous
>>8345919 I think OP meant if Britain went to war against someone who wasn't either redneck shepherds or poverty-stricken brownies. People Britain has beaten: Starving Irish farmers Scottish shepherds Indian working class Chinese druggies. People That Have Beaten Britain: Rednecks in America Educated pacifists (Weaponized feels) Butthurt Krauts Angry Japs

14 hours later 8346590 Anonymous
>American special forces land on United Kingdom shores meeting up with the military to help repel the Argentinian invaders. >US Commander: So we meet up at 2200 hours here to begin the assault >British Commander: 2200 wot? How many bongs is that? Wait wait wait, that would be impossible, you're too far away from Big Ben to know how many bongs you be 'avin, silly Yank.

15 hours later 8347497 Anonymous (night_shyamalan_01.jpg 611x404 44kB)
>>8330802 But anon, America was that invader.

15 hours later 8347510 Anonymous
>>8346590 >tfw Nukes have made a full scale invasion of a modern country impossible

15 hours later 8347545 Anonymous
>>8330802 What's wrong with that lady's face? Did her mom drink while she was pregnant?

15 hours later 8347579 Anonymous
>>8347510 Only in the short term. Once ABM technology matures, invasions back on the menu boys.

15 hours later 8347583 Anonymous
Yeah, NATO

15 hours later 8347635 Anonymous
Depends, are you Canada? No? Well then you probably will get some drone support.

16 hours later 8347878 Anonymous (American mating ritual.png 651x436 70kB)
>>8346083 I like you. hab bugger.

16 hours later 8348030 Anonymous
>>8330802 Does anyone have that infographic for American GI's stationed in the UK during WW2? It tells them about the native behaviours and such.

16 hours later 8348093 Anonymous
>>8346229 People That Have Beaten Britain: >Krauts when? >Japs we won the war and also kicked the shit out of them in Burma

16 hours later 8348206 Anonymous
>>8339278 >>8339278 Nope. London is the financial capital of the world. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Global _Financial_Centres_Index

16 hours later 8348351 Anonymous
>>8339278 Hans pls.

18 hours later 8349612 Anonymous (2012-09-25 18.17.54.jpg 2048x1536 1290kB)
>>8330802 We (Australia) would halp! it would be mainly symbolic though, we can't do much, but we luv yeh all the same. Canada too probably i dunno lol

21 hours later 8351181 Anonymous
No, sorry. You're Europe's problem now. We saw what we got for helping you in WW2. Nothing but grief. Fuck off, sea jews. Always need someone else ot protect you. >Having a giant world spanning empire >Get roflpwned by a country the size of Montana with a fraction of your population and no colonies. Fucking pathetic.

21 hours later 8351264 Anonymous
I have been pushing for after our civil war removing the Rothschilds, Royals, and Kebab from your country. If you cannot handle your shit after that then we cannot help you.

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