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2013-02-05 04:05 8278288 Anonymous (OrlandoFlorida.jpg 650x431 216kB)
>2013 >Not living in Central Florida.

1 min later 8278307 Hermenegildo-sama
>>8278288 sup gay old man nigga ricardo

1 min later 8278310 Anonymous
>2013 >Living in Florida on purpose

2 min later 8278330 Anonymous (245-3-f.jpg 640x432 66kB)
>>8278288

2 min later 8278332 Anonymous
Kissimmee reporting in

3 min later 8278355 Anonymous
>>8278332 Dude i stayed in Kissimmee when i went to Disney Do you eat brakfast at Ponderosa?

4 min later 8278361 Anonymous (1358583630860.png 800x670 208kB)
>>8278332 Winter Garden reporting in.

4 min later 8278368 Anonymous
Lived in O-town for 6 years. Up in Tally now.

4 min later 8278369 Anonymous
I've heard there are a lot of BR buying appartements there. Is it true?

5 min later 8278377 Anonymous
I would rather live in argentina tbh

5 min later 8278383 Anonymous
>>8278369 In Miami, not Orlando

6 min later 8278407 Anonymous (FL.jpg 538x814 64kB)
Oh shit Florida thread! Jupiter, currently in Tally reporting! Some of those Central Florida suburb communities look almost utopian. 10/10 would settle down and raise kids.

6 min later 8278409 Anonymous
I live in Tallahassee. I've seen a few other 850fags on /int/ too.

7 min later 8278425 Anonymous
>>8278383 Sameshit.

7 min later 8278430 Anonymous
>>8278409 Three 'noles in the thread right now at least.

8 min later 8278436 Anonymous
>>8278288 Niceville (panhandle Florida) reporting in. Do elaborate on what makes central Florida so awesome. I live in a small town with quiet beach access to the bay, or 30 minutes away from the ocean and I'm pretty content. Still gets too fucking cold here, I need to just go live on the equator fuck seasons.

8 min later 8278438 Anonymous (1355864729299.jpg 287x277 15kB)
>>8278425 No its not Orlando is much better.

8 min later 8278443 Anonymous (subzerious.jpg 500x483 44kB)
>>8278425 >Orlando >Miami >sameshit

8 min later 8278453 Anonymous
>>8278430 Go Rattlers, amirite!

9 min later 8278461 DAVY
>wanting to live in Florida So, how's your nigger problem treating you?

9 min later 8278464 Anonymous
>>8278288 >That feel when Central Florida is predicted to become a major metropolis area akin to the Northeast in a couple decades.

9 min later 8278467 Anonymous
>>8278368 >>8278409 >>8278430 850 represent!

10 min later 8278472 Anonymous
You guys live at or near FSU? We should have an /int/ meet up.

10 min later 8278476 Anonymous (666.png 449x548 111kB)
>>8278464

11 min later 8278496 Anonymous
>>8278436 West-side: Tampa is cool. Central: Orlando East-side: Florida can into space. Lots of engineers in Brevard. Disney + all for Orlando. The entire area is rapidly increasing in population and it's supposed to become this super metro area fairly soon. Second biggest university and lots of innovative companies around o-town as well.

12 min later 8278522 Anonymous
>>8278472 Meet at Proof. First one to spout a meme has to buy everyone a round

12 min later 8278524 Anonymous
>>8278436 Oh shit, really? I lived in Shalimar up until a month ago. I would drive to Niceville all the time to go to NWFSC.

13 min later 8278527 Anonymous
>>8278496 Orlando was pretty cool, drove down to see Flogging Molly with some friends and had a lotta fun

13 min later 8278531 Anonymous
>>8278461 Large swaths of central Florida rank near the highest in tolerance and racial equality actually. It's kind of nice. Everyone is too high to fight.

13 min later 8278538 Anonymous
561 represent fuck orlando

14 min later 8278548 Anonymous
>>8278436 Best economy. That tourism money gets around. A lot of really good development, if you're into borderline urban sprawl.

15 min later 8278567 Anonymous (cityplace.jpg 400x304 41kB)
>>8278538 Muh negro

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17 min later 8278608 Anonymous
I think I might head down to Orlando for spring break with a few friends. I'm sure all the theme parks will be packed though.

18 min later 8278618 Anonymous
Any of the international crowd have pleasant experiences in central Florida?

20 min later 8278671 Anonymous
>>8278288 Central Florida fucking sucks. Orlando is overpopulated and full of tourists year round and its just boring as fuck. The beach is like an hour away too which defeats half the purpose of living in Florida anyways.

21 min later 8278686 Anonymous (gaylord-palms-atrium-392.jpg 1920x1080 251kB)
>>8278618 I could imagine most international peoples' experiences in central FL are limited to downtown Orlando and a lot of those places are really tacky tourist traps crawling with tubby tourists dragging along their screaming kids. I'll say this though. The Gaylord Palms is probably the coolest hotel I've ever been to, despite the name, but for a hotel themed around Florida, how the FUCK do you mess up key lime pie?

21 min later 8278687 Anonymous
>>8278368 Do you go to FSU? Tampa > Orlando btw.

23 min later 8278717 Anonymous (miamifp8.jpg 800x534 115kB)
South Florida here This is getting a bit too much into /soc/ territory for my liking. I'd much rather read about removing kebabs, sorry guys.

23 min later 8278739 Anonymous
561 here

24 min later 8278753 Anonymous
>>8278739 lel Palm Beach

24 min later 8278759 Anonymous
>>8278687 Yep. And went to UCF. UCF > USF

25 min later 8278767 Anonymous
>>8278717 I though /soc/ was a hookup board for teenagers

25 min later 8278769 Anonymous
>>8278753 Jupiter to be more specific

26 min later 8278780 Anonymous (34234234423.jpg 2272x1704 1572kB)


26 min later 8278783 Anonymous (Florida.jpg 1056x815 240kB)
How accurate is this map?

26 min later 8278796 Anonymous
>>8278767 It is

26 min later 8278800 Anonymous
I've been to Miami, place looks like a fucking warzone, also: toll roads everywhere. Fuck Florida

27 min later 8278808 Anonymous (ohme.gif 247x166 294kB)
>>8278769 Coast, mid-town, or Farms?

28 min later 8278830 Anonymous (flawda2.jpg 750x865 210kB)
>>8278783 Seems about right, but I prefer this version.

31 min later 8278890 Anonymous (The Hulk.jpg 3296x2472 1003kB)
>>8278783 >Orlando. Tourists go to Disney. Floridians go to islands of adventure because its so much better. Well thats true. Universal has better rides than Disney.

32 min later 8278903 Anonymous
>>8278890 Universal is cool. The only reason you would want to go to Disney is to go on their safari or see a new attraction like Harry Potter world.

33 min later 8278925 Anonymous
>>8278903 But... Harry Potter world is Islands of Adventure.

34 min later 8278934 Anonymous
>>8278903 I thought Harry Potter world was Islands of Adventure.

34 min later 8278935 Anonymous (Costanza.jpg 250x250 17kB)
>>8278903 But Harry Potter world is at Universal

36 min later 8278954 Anonymous
>>8278808 Not him, but Abacoa here I hope I never see another person from this board. That sounds awful.

37 min later 8278973 Anonymous (Daytona.jpg 800x533 374kB)
Look at our glorious [spoiler]Crowded[/spoiler] Beaches.

39 min later 8278991 Anonymous
>>8278954 I live within walking distance of Abacoa. I could be watching you buy groceries and you wouldn't even know it. I'll be there, following you, occasionally bumping into you, gently breathing on the back of your neck. The hunt begins!

44 min later 8279061 Anonymous (7777.jpg 298x311 25kB)
Ive been living here for 19 years how do i get out? ;_;

44 min later 8279063 Anonymous
Miami here :DDDDDDDD

46 min later 8279091 Anonymous
>>8279061 Move. Glory of living in a continental country.

47 min later 8279100 Anonymous (23423434342.png 500x366 144kB)
>>8279061 You don't

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53 min later 8279199 Anonymous (jh.jpg 499x460 90kB)
an american posting about an american city in /int/ how international is that

56 min later 8279245 Anonymous
>>8279199 People make threads based around their countries or areas all the time.

56 min later 8279256 Anonymous (1359910566580.gif 440x278 807kB)
>>8279199 ur 1 cheeky cunt m8

1 hours later 8279350 Anonymous (123.jpg 500x857 94kB)


1 hours later 8279478 Anonymous (1356094619389.jpg 358x477 48kB)
Florida>Rest of America.

1 hours later 8279497 Anonymous (Opposite_Day.jpg 1152x864 111kB)
>>8279478

1 hours later 8279537 Anonymous
>>8279529 >plebeians I having a feeling you don't quite understand this word,

1 hours later 8279543 Anonymous (stuga.jpg 827x551 244kB)
>2013 >Not living in an isolated little red cottage in the Swedish woods You're all such plebeians

1 hours later 8279554 Anonymous
>>8278531 Not the Meth-handle. That place can burn

1 hours later 8279573 Anonymous (Pizza.jpg 1469x1437 375kB)
>>8279543 How am i suppose to get Pizza delivered to an isolated little red cottage in the Swedish woods?

1 hours later 8279614 Anonymous (5294676478_c58f330589_z.jpg 640x426 86kB)
>>8279573 ...You don't. You live off berries, mushrooms and some fish you caught in the clear lake nearby. And dried reindeer meat. And moonshine. Also that picture is so, so, disgusting. How you can eat that, I don't understand.

1 hours later 8279617 Anonymous
>>8278717 I feel sorry for anyone who has to live in Miami

1 hours later 8279660 Anonymous
>>8279617 I'm doing just fine. In fact, I've liked living here more than New York (both the city and upstate) and in Philly. No, we don't have flesh eating zombies her either..

1 hours later 8279661 Anonymous
>>8279614 What do Swedes use to make moonshine? Here, it's corn. In Sweden... potatoes? Fish drippings?

1 hours later 8279670 Anonymous
>>8279660 Wasn't zombies, seeing as the man wasn't undead. Clearly it was the work of the Wendigo on vacation.

1 hours later 8279677 Anonymous (3322323.jpg 1600x1200 283kB)
>>8279614 Does this one look better

1 hours later 8279711 Anonymous
>>8279660 Miami is one of those places I vow never to step foot in again. There are FAR better cities in Florida than Miami

1 hours later 8279739 Anonymous
>>8279661 Hm? You just need water, sugar and yeast.

1 hours later 8279762 Anonymous
>>8279660 >>8279670 >>8279711 Keep in mind that in 6 years of living here I've never been robbed, mugged, or otherwise assaulted. I've also never witnessed any type of crime, heard gunfire (other than New Years), etc, while living here, The ghettos are disgusting though, Haitians are pretty much black gypsies.

1 hours later 8279768 Anonymous
>>8279739 Yeah and we get the sugar from corn. What, you guys just use table sugar?

1 hours later 8279787 Anonymous
>>8279739 >sugar I think you mean "cane"

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1 hours later 8279815 Anonymous
>>8278783 >Floridians go to Islands of Adventure That place sucked dicks last time I went. The Hulk was decent but the line was ridiculous fucking long. Dueling Dragons was too short. I don't remember anything else about Islands of Adventure.

1 hours later 8279826 Anonymous (250px-Swedish_Mead.jpg 250x333 15kB)
>>8279768 ...Yeah Why wouldn't you? Unless you're doing Mead, the viking drink. But that's a whole different thing. Then it's just honey and water. >>8279787 No... Just sugar. Regular sugar.

1 hours later 8279828 Anonymous (Tampa[1].jpg 728x481 101kB)
>not being in the only city in Florida with culture used to have a client in rivergate

1 hours later 8279840 Anonymous
>>8279762 Ghettos compose a good chunk of Miami

1 hours later 8279849 Anonymous
>>8279762 >tfw a bullet shattered my neighbors car, have had numerous friends shot and stabbed >tfw never been harmed myself doesn't make it safe

1 hours later 8279863 DAVY
>Florida >Niggers and Latino drug cartel members >Straya-esque nature (though not THAT bad) with giant birds in the parking lot that charge at you if you try to get to your car >Appliances constantly break down >Nobody speaks a damn bit of English in Fort Mayers >9K niggawatts of shitty rappers everywhere >God-awful internet >Storms every week

1 hours later 8279869 Anonymous (jaketrollface.png 395x324 234kB)
>>8279826 >Why wouldn't you? Culture. Corn is to the Americas as rice is to Asia.

1 hours later 8279892 DAVY
>>8279677 Basic Pizza Hut grade pizza Absolutely disgusting.

1 hours later 8279909 Anonymous
>>8279849 But none of those things happened to anybody I've known here The only person I know who has been a victim of crime was a nephew of mine who had his bike stolen by some black kid. Compare this to my old small town where everybody seemed to be on meth

1 hours later 8279914 Anonymous
>>8279677 It's better, but still... Just look at it. It's shining from fat. Disgusting. And what, you swallow that down with coca cola too I assume?

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1 hours later 8279940 Anonymous
>>8279909 >everybody seemed to be on meth lel you can go to lakeland for that I felt safe in central miami but I don't know what it's like to live there. I feel safe here for the most part though, you have to be pretty unlucky to get wet anywhere. Statistically tampa and orlando are far more dangerous then miami which says a lot

1 hours later 8279948 Anonymous
>>8279915 Ever been to DC? That's nothing bro

1 hours later 8279962 Anonymous
>>8279914 It's runoff from the melted cheese, dude. It's nor exactly health food, but calm down. And yeah you usually drink it with soda or beer. Eating the occasional pizza won't kill you.

1 hours later 8279967 Anonymous
i live in orlando what do i win

1 hours later 8279977 Anonymous
>>8279914 >being this much of a cunt yeah you do, I bet I am far more fit then you too even with my terrible american diet you god damn girl

1 hours later 8279989 Anonymous (1357870524557.jpg 1480x1600 326kB)
>>8279967 Weed

1 hours later 8280022 Anonymous
>>8279977 >calling me that much of a cunt because i don't find your diet appealing Don't be so easily offended.

1 hours later 8280041 Anonymous (1355756129035.jpg 580x410 42kB)
>>8280022 How could you possibly not find our diet appealing?

1 hours later 8280082 Anonymous
>>8280022 >implying insulting someone's food isn't a major insult I will fuck you, gayboy

1 hours later 8280118 Anonymous (whysobutthurt.jpg 492x590 120kB)
>>8280082 Damn son, calm down.

2 hours later 8280155 based butts
>>8279989 thanks

2 hours later 8280174 Anonymous (smörgåstårta.jpg 460x345 67kB)
>>8280041 You like big sandwich? I'll show you a proper big sandwich

2 hours later 8280181 Anonymous (31132123.jpg 509x422 52kB)
>>8280174

2 hours later 8280185 Anonymous
>>8280174 You're a sick fuck

2 hours later 8280187 Anonymous (kelowna~s400x400[1].jpg 400x265 37kB)
>2012+1 >Not living in Central Okanagan Do come, it's a nice and joyful place that I'd LOVE to share with you all.

2 hours later 8280241 Anonymous (smörgås.jpg 500x500 94kB)
>>8280181 >You will never have this

2 hours later 8280257 Anonymous
>>8280241 I had it two years back over there. The shrimp was the only good part of it. The rest tasted like shart

2 hours later 8280271 Anonymous (1357021061315.jpg 446x362 39kB)
>>8280241

2 hours later 8280310 Anonymous
>>8280257 Northern Europeans aren't very good at the whole food aspect of life.

2 hours later 8280323 Anonymous (Florida Nuke Targets.jpg 972x1283 293kB)
It didn't have to end like this.

2 hours later 8280334 Anonymous
>>8280174 >>8280241 I'm not huge on seafood. You'll have to try harder, Sverige.

2 hours later 8280375 Anonymous (34324234342.jpg 897x861 436kB)
>>8280323 Russia pls

2 hours later 8280381 Anonymous (JsP0EtA9NXj9V_U7tI_G.jpg 679x320 150kB)
>>8280257 >>8280310 Y-yeah, w-well you'll be invited to a kräftskiva Ignore the beer glasses, fucking nation traitors, you drink this with STRONG alcohol

2 hours later 8280400 Anonymous (1341717033818.jpg 157x153 10kB)
>>8280381 What do you call crawdads in sverige?

2 hours later 8280405 Anonymous
>>8280381 The only alcohols I enjoy are rum and liquors. Everything else is 2shittaste4me. Other than red wine, which is 3good5urhealth4handle.

2 hours later 8280414 Anonymous (7566577.png 594x404 268kB)
>>8280323

2 hours later 8280415 Anonymous (Key_lime_pie.jpg 432x360 57kB)
>>8280174 >>8280241 >>8280381 You know what would go well with these? Floridian key lime pie! Florida thread back on track! Waaaaay down upon the S'waneeee Riverrrrr!

2 hours later 8280438 Anonymous (torkat_renkott.jpg 343x211 37kB)
>>8280334 You don't like sea food? I don't know what we have then Dried reindeer meat? With a nice cold beer. >>8280400 KRÄFTOR

2 hours later 8280444 Anonymous
Florida here, Sweden pls adopt. I'm not kidding.

2 hours later 8280462 Anonymous (nordicflorida.png 800x500 138kB)
>>8280438 Better. >>8280444 Look, we already have a flag!

2 hours later 8280503 Anonymous (1354082779278.jpg 432x705 100kB)
>wanting to live in florida

2 hours later 8280507 Anonymous
>>8280462 >Abandoning glorious Spanish Empire past in favor of the Nordics.

2 hours later 8280518 Anonymous
>>8280503 Seconded

2 hours later 8280542 Anonymous (Empire.png 800x480 90kB)
>>8280507

2 hours later 8280573 Anonymous (köttbulle.jpg 254x175 42kB)
>>8280444 Adopt? Adopt you? Or did you mean to write adapt? >>8280462 Of course we have meatballs too, for you meatlover

2 hours later 8280576 Anonymous
>>8280573 Adopt as in take us in and make us Swedish.

2 hours later 8280578 Anonymous (1324251012103.png 361x361 202kB)
>>8280503 >Implying Florida isn't the best state.

2 hours later 8280603 Anonymous
>>8280576 fucking die, I like not living in the land of uneducated pussies. Rubio 2016 we president then >>8280503 except for baking it's awesome

2 hours later 8280615 Anonymous (sweden.png 850x548 701kB)
>>8280576

2 hours later 8280624 Anonymous (Why.jpg 288x499 38kB)
>Mfw one year we got hit by 4 Hurricanes in one month.

2 hours later 8280629 Anonymous
>>8280615 so full you pay kids to get the fuck out and go to norway, your shit economy can't handle more then 2 people

2 hours later 8280636 Anonymous
>>8280603 >Rubio 2016 The rest of the states hate us enough as it is for the election of 2000. There's no need for us to further embarrass ourselves in the world of politics.

2 hours later 8280646 Anonymous
>>8280624 Last hurricane to hit the state was back in 2005 iirc. Meanwhile New York and the mid-Atlantic have been getting fucked up pretty bad recently.

2 hours later 8280651 Anonymous
>>8280636 No bro, we'll make it back with Rubio he's our only hope

2 hours later 8280664 Anonymous
>>8280646 >tfw so skilled at fighting hurricanes, hurricanes just gave up

2 hours later 8280676 Anonymous
>>8280624 Ah, 2004. I can still remember my mother's funeral happening just as Charley hit. Definitely made things interesting.

2 hours later 8280725 Anonymous
>>8280624 Played a lot of D&D by candlelight that summer. Ah, memories.

2 hours later 8280792 Anonymous
>>8280624 And what a fun year that was. Not even being sarcastic, lost my virginity during Hurricane Wilma with the neighbor girl.

2 hours later 8280806 Yooper (PicturedRocksWinter.jpg 800x500 128kB)
>2013 >Not living in Upper Michigan

2 hours later 8280830 Anonymous (Scared.png 421x500 263kB)
>>8280806 2cold4me

3 hours later 8280866 Anonymous (blizzard[1].jpg 400x274 22kB)
>>8280830 ithasntevenbegun.jpg

3 hours later 8280884 Anonymous
>>8280866 Where is that, Hoth?

3 hours later 8280892 Anonymous
>>8280884 Close, but it's saskatchewan.

3 hours later 8280901 Anonymous
>>8280830 >not getting 3 feet of Lake effect snow

3 hours later 8280909 Anonymous (Lakeeffectcleveland.jpg 1536x1023 1043kB)
>>8280901 forgot pic

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