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2013-02-04 03:40 8254276 Anonymous NAU (JoinUS.jpg 800x600 85kB)
Mexibros, Canada, join me and together we will rule the world.

1 min later 8254297 Anonymous (piv3L.jpg 355x397 42kB)
Like we don't already.

1 min later 8254304 Anonymous (1355631962806.png 599x740 25kB)
b-but i want to rule the world

1 min later 8254309 Anonymous (1357943083587.jpg 1444x1083 118kB)
It is useless to resist!

4 min later 8254350 Anonymous (800px-Flag_of_the_North_American_Union.svg.png 800x459 10kB)
North American Union is Best American Union.

4 min later 8254353 Anonymous (usa are now niggers.jpg 500x339 40kB)
we will stop you

5 min later 8254373 Anonymous
>>8254304 soon...

6 min later 8254393 Anonymous
>>8254373 Germany. Do not trust this advice. (It's our turn)

8 min later 8254429 Anonymous
>>8254304 >>8254373 Anschluss time!

14 min later 8254527 Anonymous (leia.jpg 368x344 25kB)


16 min later 8254543 Anonymous
I would be fine with this union. Who would reign as emperor?

16 min later 8254546 Anonymous
>>8254527 It fits, if Leia is japanese, the evil empire destroyed/nuked her home.

17 min later 8254569 Anonymous (President of US.jpg 244x206 7kB)
>>8254543

21 min later 8254624 Anonymous (Unit 731.jpg 273x185 14kB)
>>8254546 That would only work if the rebel alliance was an even eviler empire.

21 min later 8254630 Anonymous
>>8254276 Can we have Mexico without the sudacas pls?

24 min later 8254693 Anonymous (nau.png 1060x756 43kB)
>>8254630 all that freedom....

25 min later 8254702 Anonymous (CELINE ANGRY.jpg 500x348 75kB)
>>8254527

25 min later 8254712 Anonymous
not if Gran Colombia stops you Imperialistic PIGS

25 min later 8254714 Anonymous
>we if by we you mean the jews

38 min later 8254908 Anonymous
>>8254304 That has never worked out.....and most countries did not want to go with you

39 min later 8254936 Anonymous
>>8254276 Yes. How do we start?

39 min later 8254940 Anonymous
>>8254569 LOL but no I suggest electing a Canadian, they've done the best with what they have.

40 min later 8254962 Anonymous
>>8254712 Why do they get to be called Gran Colombia and not Gan Venezuela. That's not fair.

43 min later 8255005 Anonymous (what in the fuck.jpg 1600x1200 596kB)
YES

44 min later 8255020 Anonymous
>>8254940 I agree, it'll show to the world that we love our new Norther brothers of the Union. Plus, Canadians have always secretly wanted the power we have.

46 min later 8255057 Anonymous (future.png 960x720 80kB)
>>8254936 We already have.

51 min later 8255127 Anonymous
the US, Mexico, and Canada are all pretty cool nations but we also all have problems that the others are well equipped to help with. Good idea

52 min later 8255137 Anonymous
>>8254276 no you wont. americans are pussies. you'll never rule shit faggot so stop pretending you're GB you aint a bad enough dude to rule the world

53 min later 8255146 Anonymous
>>8255137 We ruled your mom last night.

57 min later 8255211 Anonymous (sbisc.jpg 221x228 6kB)
>>8255137

57 min later 8255214 Anonymous
>>8255137 You guys are only relevant in a game of Risk.

59 min later 8255230 Anonymous
>>8255214 He's just jealous because this is a continent only party and we didn't invite him.

1 hours later 8255293 Anonymous (1354909993101.jpg 950x665 121kB)
>>8255230 jelly of what? u sucking massive cocks? australia is already a member of your gay sex party unfortunately; but that it weren't. the US-Australian alliance is a joke. all we do is get bent over and fucked and you dont even take us on any cool adventures like GB used to. so fuck you >pic related it's the typical pussy american soldier after a month of intense combat against goat herders with sticks

1 hours later 8255361 Anonymous
>>8255293 Hey man, we can still be allies with benefits. It's just.......things are getting pretty serious with Canada and Mexico and we just want partners with a future.

1 hours later 8255384 Anonymous
>>8255293 Is this about that base in Darwin? There were Aussies in Iraq ya know?

1 hours later 8255407 Anonymous
>>8254962 Because Bolivar liked more Colombia than his own country

1 hours later 8255443 Anonymous
>>8254276 NO! I WILL NEVER JOIN YOU!! YOU KILLED MY FATHER SPAIN!!!

1 hours later 8255503 Anonymous
>>8255293 We let you fight in Vietnam with us, wasn't that a fun adventure?

1 hours later 8255521 Anonymous (Red-Dead-Redemption-People_of-the_west.jpg 600x321 90kB)
>>8255443 The Aztecs never told you, I am your father.

1 hours later 8255533 Anonymous
>>8255503 >adventure= nightmare

1 hours later 8255638 Anonymous
We are known as NAFTA. Foreigners take note. Our borders are artificial. North America dominate. With Mexicans as our brute labor force, Americans as our consumers, and Canadians as our public relations, are empire is unstoppable!

1 hours later 8255656 Anonymous (North America Love.png 800x458 57kB)
>>8255638

1 hours later 8255673 Anonymous
>>8255619 You don't need to speak English......not everyone in the EU speaks Polish.

1 hours later 8255707 Anonymous (best america.jpg 1178x1179 680kB)
When do we start?

1 hours later 8255725 Opuntia_Engelmannii
>>8255673 >not everyone in the EU speaks Polish how does that even related to what I say? most polish immigrants speak english, hell most europeans do. That's how they fucking communicate.

1 hours later 8255726 Anonymous
>>8255707 Maintenant. Listo bros?

1 hours later 8255729 Anonymous
>>8255673 A common language would be a major strength. Fuck Quebec

1 hours later 8255743 Anonymous
>>8255729 Fuck you.

1 hours later 8255744 Anonymous
>>8255725 If we form a NA union, we only need to learn French, Spanish, and English. Whereas, Euros need to know dozens of languages. We have the advantage

1 hours later 8255777 Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0sU qBfAIB8 Goes for Mexico too /thread

1 hours later 8255801 Anonymous (6d0153cbdd3513d41d0fc93c574292bd.jpg 598x789 314kB)
can't wait to become one

1 hours later 8255870 Opuntia_Engelmannii
>need to learn French, Spanish, and English. idk about "need" all those, just english would be sufficient. >Euros need to know dozens of languages. We have the advantage we surely have the advantage in that, stupid mejico for not knowing any english, same could be said about quebec

1 hours later 8255940 Anonymous (A man can dream.png 407x839 23kB)
I support this, then we need to annex south america and united the Americas under one government

1 hours later 8255941 Anonymous (a89460989636.jpg 991x667 191kB)
>>8255503 no, because you fail at fighting wars that can't be won with the tactic of "drop a shitload of bombs on the other guy". u coulda won vietnam if you'd just listened to the guys who happen to be experts at jungle counterinsurgency but no, what would the kangeroo fuckers know. Britain actually won the wars she went into. If Britain had invaded Vietnam it woulda been over in 2 years tops.

1 hours later 8255944 Anonymous
>>8255940 *unite

1 hours later 8255963 Anonymous
>>8255940 One step at a time. Canada, USA, and Mexico is plausible but by the time all the Americas join up we'll probably just have a world gov.

1 hours later 8255980 Anonymous
>>8255941 Wow. This is the most wholehearted ass kissing of Britain I've seeon /int Way to suck your dad's cock

1 hours later 8256002 Anonymous
>>8255941 Ausfag, pls go. Don't you have some kangaroos to hunt? The New World is talking

1 hours later 8256021 Anonymous
>>8255870 I think many Canadians and Americans already know some Spanish and French. Probably Mexicans too. If they are educated enough to work on governmental affairs surely they've studied both. Even if we don't choose one language it will never even be an issue, plus technology is improving............ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hgiy puKVjyk

2 hours later 8256060 Anonymous
>>8256002 >The New World is talking Australia is in the new world...

2 hours later 8256076 Anonymous
>>8255963 >Latinamerica >same lenguage >mostly same religion >similar past >similar culture >overall same political problems >overall same economic problems >More in common with each other than almost all the countires in the EU >Have been killing each other the last 200 years It's not going to happen, bro

2 hours later 8256105 Anonymous (Nazis.jpg 480x608 71kB)
>>8254304 Your future Wehrmacht is just around in Mongolia though. They just need some modern era horse mounted future soldier program and cavalry.

2 hours later 8256107 Anonymous
>>8256076 I just can't see that happening, but I could be wrong. Do most countries in Latin America even like each other, or just tolerate with gritted teeth?

2 hours later 8256110 Anonymous
>>8256021 Ignore him he is an anti-mexico shitposter. Who believes Mexico should split and his half would magically become an utopia just for doing that.

2 hours later 8256125 Opuntia_Engelmannii
>>8256060 >Australia is in the new world... highly doub that, more like the netherworld or something

2 hours later 8256131 Anonymous
>>8256105 But mongols are chinese though. There's more mongols in china than there are in mongolia.

2 hours later 8256146 Anonymous
>>8256060 not the abbos. also why is australia being so mean? australia seems to be mean on every board. you guys need to relax. >>8256125 lmao North America 4 life let's all laugh at Australia alone over there in the ocean.

2 hours later 8256159 Anonymous (please respond.jpg 556x463 117kB)
Can we please annex Japan? Please!

2 hours later 8256161 Anonymous
>>8256107 In South and Central America they tolerate with gritted teeth. Mexico is neutral towards the rest except with a small rivalry with Argentina because of football. Of course this is talking outside of /int/.

2 hours later 8256166 Anonymous
>>8256146 Oceania. What a joke!

2 hours later 8256174 Anonymous
>>8256161 Question.. What do we do with Brazil?

2 hours later 8256178 Anonymous (nau.png 775x512 61kB)
mite b cool

2 hours later 8256179 Anonymous
>>8256159 Le Wise Japanese Philosopher is our closest ally after Le Happy Merchant.

2 hours later 8256199 Anonymous
No.

2 hours later 8256205 Anonymous
>>8256182 >125x90

2 hours later 8256207 Anonymous
>>8256182 thumbnail

2 hours later 8256212 Anonymous
>>8256107 Some still have some local problems. Mexico doesn't have problems with anyone (until recently, central america is getting angry that their immigrants are getting killed by the cartels) Costa Rica and Nicaragua have a tense relationship. El Salvador and Honduras had a war in the 80's. Colombia and Venezuela had some issues the past decade, they even movilised their armies. Peru and Bolivia have a conflict with Chile for territory that the latter got in a war 150 years ago. Also 150 ago Argentina and Brazil teamed up to literally exterminate Paraguay, I don't know if they are still angry for that.

2 hours later 8256229 Anonymous
>>8256182 nope, only spics and niggers hates us, wich is ok because you're inferior so we don't care about what you think.

2 hours later 8256233 Opuntia_Engelmannii
>>8256110 >ignore him mmmwhaaaaaaa I'm a ProNorte anti-Aztec shitposter, get your facts right tizoc plus I'm 100% proAmerican to the bone. >Mexico should split and his half would magically become an utopia just for doing that. >just for doing that. not just for that but for many factors you fail to understand faggot.

2 hours later 8256242 Anonymous
>>8256229 wait wait hold up argentina is white?

2 hours later 8256249 Anonymous
>>8256212 mexico confirmed for bro-tier country except for your cartels. guys, come on you've gotta deal with that shit.

2 hours later 8256290 Anonymous (912468398517.jpg 960x720 60kB)
>>8256242 no. picveryrelated, i'm the one on the left, the one on the right is a spic.

2 hours later 8256312 Anonymous
>>8256290 10/10

2 hours later 8256316 Anonymous
>>8256249 We are on it... it would help us a lot if you could stop consuming their drugs and selling them your weapons...

2 hours later 8256326 Anonymous
>>8256229 Shut up sudaca or I'll sic the bugs on you again.

2 hours later 8256331 Anonymous
>>8256316 haha truuuuue sorry about that bro. gun control is the hottest topic over here right now, so who knows what could happen.

2 hours later 8256383 Anonymous
>>8256316 I was actually tempted to make an article just about US support for drug policy in the Americas. http://news.yahoo.com/us-military-e xpands-drug-war-latin-america-14520 2763.html

2 hours later 8256397 Opuntia_Engelmannii
>>8256290 If you speak spanish you are automatically a spic, welcome to the real cruel world.

2 hours later 8256430 Anonymous
>>8256383 make a thread*

2 hours later 8256505 Anonymous
>>8254304 germany i am willing to make deal and grant you europe and africa

2 hours later 8256522 Anonymous
>>8256505 If they want the Old World they can have it, sucks anyway. but I don't want to be a fascist with my North American friends.

2 hours later 8256540 Anonymous
>>8254276 FAATTTHHHERRRRR..... oh wait your my brother....

2 hours later 8256561 Anonymous
>>8256212 >El Salvador and Honduras had a war in the 80's. Stupid Salvadoran elites were angry because Honduran elites were Australianing them with protectionism. It's completely over now.

2 hours later 8256564 Anonymous
Unless you learn my redneck french, you can fuck off.

2 hours later 8256609 Anonymous
>>8256564 Just out of curiosity, can I see some examples of the difference between France French and Quebec French......mais non, I just don't think there are many

3 hours later 8256717 Anonymous
>>8256564 >redneck french Is that even a thing?

3 hours later 8256732 Anonymous
>>8256717 in louisiana

3 hours later 8256754 Anonymous
>>8256609 They even have problems understanding each other: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDH yvLQ7CVs&t=3m40s Found this video on Youtube of some Irish guy discussing some of the differences. I only watched some seconds of the video but I guess it'll be alright: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dw5 Re7k1KBA

3 hours later 8256780 Anonymous
>>8256717 Redneck French, that's one way that Quebeckers call the vulgar French spoken in Quebec, especially by gente del campo with no sophistication whatsoever.

4 hours later 8257294 Opuntia_Engelmannii
>>8256780 >by gente del campo what the hell is this? hispanics in canada? answer me I hope you aint one of them mexicunts if yo know what I mean.

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