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2013-02-01 06:51 8197560 Anonymous (spurdosparde.png 996x832 168kB)
>in class yesterday >Intro to Marketing >Chinese professor >talks about different people having different needs and wants >mentions hunger >"for example, when an American is hungry, he might want to eat hamburgers" And of course I thought of you guys.

6 min later 8197702 Anonymous
I hope you striked up the Star-Spangled Banner

16 min later 8197919 TheLoneWyoming
>Be riding around >Stop and think of joke on /int/ >Smirk >Get back to riding

18 min later 8197960 Anonymous
>in Egyptology class >professor talks about how the dwarf god Bes is often shown in a squatting position >must restrain self from asking if Bes was a Slav

23 min later 8198043 Ontario
>giving a 3 minute presentation on Istanbul >entire time my thoughts are >remove kebab >return constantinople >remove minerettes >remove caligraphy >you are worst turk

24 min later 8198076 Anonymous
>in history class >start talking about immigration to South America >mention the Germans going to Argentina and South Brazil >thing to myself >white

24 min later 8198083 Anonymous
Was that followed by a round of applause?

26 min later 8198117 Anonymous
>>8198043 oh god >have class devoted to eastern europe and slavic history >cannot stop thinking of the dance party >DJ_feel.jpg >professor starts about the Polish Hussars >start laughing to myself like an idiot thinking of polandball on a horse with a plunger he uses to remove kebab

26 min later 8198121 Anonymous
>>8197919 clearly you are riding dirty

27 min later 8198144 Anonymous
>in lecture about 17th century >sit next to a greek guy >talk to him before lecture starts >fight the urge to shout "GREECE PAY DENBTS"

29 min later 8198173 /pol/ Nazi (na.jpg 525x469 33kB)
>>8198117 Pooland is ...kebab...

30 min later 8198196 Anonymous
Srsly, these /int/ memes really dwell into your mind.

30 min later 8198197 Anonymous
>>8197560 >>8197702 >be Chinese >be in USA >go to classical concert >conductor appears on stage >entire audience starts clapping >they start paying the Star-Spangled Banner >suddenly everyone rises >everyone sings in unison(some were very good too) >conductor says we should give ourselves a hand >entire audience starts clapping >after it the concert starts >the rest of the concert full of old mediocre European classicals who's blandness made more evident by the awesomeness of the anthem. Also lots of clapping, I wish I could make this up, but I'm not.

31 min later 8198206 Anonymous
> human genetics class > guest lecturer talking about various genetic testing applications > all these uses for ancestry and all these companies in flag > murikkka muh heritage

31 min later 8198215 TheLoneWyoming
>>8198121 I was repairing some fencing and gunpost. So yes

31 min later 8198218 Anonymous
>>8198197 Everyone should stand for the Star Spangled banner, but singing and clapping are optional.

33 min later 8198252 TheLoneWyoming
>>8198197 Unity

33 min later 8198260 Anonymous
>>8198218 also if you finish a 20lb steak and quad stack before the anthem ends you get a free 60oz coke

42 min later 8198436 Anonymous
>be in history class >watch movie about "candy bombers" (American planes who helped the German population with food after ww2) >our teacher says somethign along the lines of "You see, the Americans did a lot to help us raise up after the war" >freedom flowing through my veins >suddenly I feel the urge to stand up and shout USA, USA >everyone giving me an angry look, half of my class are muslims >spaghetti coming out of my pants >skipped history class as often as I could from then on

44 min later 8198497 TheLoneWyoming
>>8198436 You shame us all germany, The proper response to angry Muslims is to rip a burka off and shout USA in their face or say the magic words, HEY YOU STUPID SANDNIGGER WHAT Y'ALL LOOKING AT THIS ISNT A CAMEL AUCTION. This removes the kebab

50 min later 8198599 Anonymous
>>8198497 >>8198497 >implying that anything else than cold, hard steel properly removes kebab and that's why I have "huntingweapons" no guns of course because guns are for faggots, but a good spear is all I need for the zombieapocalypse and the greatest kebabremoval of our time

51 min later 8198627 Anonymous
>>8198599 >using kebab-tier weaponry to remove kebab germoney plz, you know you have better instruments available

52 min later 8198643 Anonymous
>>8198436 What grade are you in? I always here that in lot European nations the classes are half muslim or almost muslim. WTF Europe get your shit together.

54 min later 8198679 TheLoneWyoming
>>8198599 Spears no good for zombies, Get axe of machete and leather arm guards. Guns are perfect to remove kebab, 5.56 is varmint round for hunting rodents. Kills Muslims and Asians.

56 min later 8198711 Anonymous (2008-11-09-saufeder-01.jpg 500x333 77kB)
>>8198627 >kebab-tier weaponry do you know no manliness? pic related, it's a Saufeder, it feders Säue

59 min later 8198760 Anonymous
>>8198679 >>8198679 >axe too slow >machete too short destroy the brain and the zombie is done, which can be done with one quick sting, also >muh range >Guns are perfect to remove kebab, 5.56 is varmint round for hunting rodents. Kills Muslims and Asians. Wyoming confirmed for never having felt the warm blood of a kebab running down your arms after a fresh killingspree

59 min later 8198761 French
>meet south Americans >call them sudacas because I heard the word used in /int/ by Mexicans Awkward silence ensued.

59 min later 8198775 Anonymous
>>8198761 can't you just use a proxy already

1 hours later 8198804 Anonymous
>>8198760 >allowing kebab blood to touch your body haven't you ever seen "The Thing" (john carpenter version) also the closest I will get is pissing distance to irrigate the kebab with freedom fluids

1 hours later 8198809 French
>>8198775 Nein. I don't want to be slowed-down.

1 hours later 8198812 TheLoneWyoming
>>8198760 >Wyoming >KEBAB Only found a burnt mosque here

1 hours later 8198855 Anonymous
>>8198804 >america can't into manly warfare goddamnit you should have been founded 500 years earlier

1 hours later 8198890 Anonymous
>>8198855 Do you hunt hogs with your spear? Cold Steel sells a hog spear and I've been thinking about trying to take a hog with one.

1 hours later 8198922 Anonymous
>>8198890 >>8198890 killing boars is what it's made for

1 hours later 8198951 Arizona
>Be at work >italian boss bitching about my work >must restrain from calling him latino faggot seriously guise, never work for non-whites

1 hours later 8198961 Anonymous
>>8198922 But I am asking if you have. I know that's what they're for. I've only seen them used on hogs that have already been caught by dogs.

1 hours later 8199008 Anonymous
>>8198961 >>8198961 never liked huntingdogs, poor doggies you let the wounded sow/boar run onto you PROTIP: don't do it alone, don't go for the big ones at first (or at all)

1 hours later 8199043 Anonymous
>thinking of 4chan when people say things from stereotypes that are common all over the world Do you memespout a lot?

1 hours later 8199070 Anonymous
>>8199043 >Do you memespout a lot? never EVER I've been here for years, but memes are made for the internet and should stay there

1 hours later 8199080 Anonymous
>>8199008 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iY wEQiAciQ so like 3:00? It sounds kind of dangerous having a boar run at you like that.

1 hours later 8199084 Anonymous
>in debate with extremely religious xenophobic guy >someone tells him "come on, there are a lot of good goyim!" >try my hardest not to blurp out "yes, good goyim, heh, heh..."

1 hours later 8199106 Ontario
>>8199084 HAHAHA I died a little.

1 hours later 8199115 Anonymous
>>8199084 Haha, D:

1 hours later 8199136 Anonymous
>>8199084 please tell me you almost wrung your hands too

1 hours later 8199158 Anonymous
>>8199136 I would run around like that all the time if I was Jewish, just for the lulz.

1 hours later 8199181 TheLoneWyoming
>>8198922 Boars are hearded by hounds. make a line of riflemen to help with the chase and have a machine gun to DAKA

1 hours later 8199189 Anonymous
>>8199158 That is exactly what I was thinking.

1 hours later 8199216 Anonymous (1358557733271.png 482x1676 67kB)
>be on history class >we're studying the Triple Alianza war >a paraguayan immigrant start complaining about how we destroyed their once glorious nation >my nationalistic Brazilian feelings tingles >suddenly I jump on his table and start screaming M-M-M-MONSTER KILL HAUEHAUHEUAE >everyone in class: HUEHUEUEHAUEHAUHE >we start throwing bananas at him >he get his whinny ass out of class >more HUEHUEHUE for at least 30 minutes >later, we confraternize in a friendly match in LoL

1 hours later 8199225 Anonymous
>>8199080 >throwing your spear dude, do you even testosterone? You let the boar run into you and stop it with your spear, without letting go of it and the boar in the video is small as fuck, they become 180cm, or around 6 feet I guess, I don't know shit about american sizes, here

1 hours later 8199241 Anonymous
>>8199181 >killing animals with machineguns oh COME on...

1 hours later 8199246 Anonymous
>>8199225 >You let the boar run into you and stop it with your spear, without letting go of it That sounds really stupid. That's taking too much of an unnecessary risk.

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