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2013-02-01 02:16 8192861 Anonymous (Perfect World.png 1202x606 65kB)
I think I've devised a blueprint for the perfect world. Any objections, /int/? If the world was like that there would be no wars and no suffering.
2 min later 8192902 Anonymous
Why does Italy get Greenland and that bit of Canadia?
Also fuck having India back. I don't want it.
5 min later 8192949 Anonymous
>>8192861
democratic republic of kongo, saudi arabia, emirates
feels good having all these natural resources
7 min later 8192962 Anonymous
so the rainbow warrior wasn't enough frogs?
7 min later 8192973 Anonymous (1358377332171.jpg 300x188 6kB)
>>8192861
9 min later 8192990 Anonymous (1358851638008.jpg 460x370 84kB)
>Iberia
I either want to be British or Dutch
10 min later 8193000 Anonymous
Giving İstanbul to Slavs, you wot m8? I am fine being under French but you have to get us thrace also.
10 min later 8193007 Anonymous
>>8192962
You again. Please stay in the anglosphere thread
11 min later 8193013 Anonymous
>>8192902
>Also fuck having India back. I don't want it.
you have no business sense m8
11 min later 8193017 Anonymous
>>8192973
You don't like being part of a unified germanic union?
12 min later 8193024 Anonymous
>>8193013
I concur, billions of people under your control and he's unahppy? Go figure.
12 min later 8193028 Anonymous
>>8192861
Are you retarded? Your map is it for sure.
12 min later 8193030 Anonymous
>>8193000
Sorry I got lazy after a while
13 min later 8193041 Anonymous
>>8193017
too many slav countrys in the hanseatic league.
13 min later 8193044 Anonymous (tfrdrshthr.jpg 776x571 560kB)
>>8192861
You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!
14 min later 8193046 Anonymous
>>8193007
well in a world idealised by france, we've apparently been nuked out of existence.
14 min later 8193048 Anonymous
HUEHEUHEUHEUHE's Flow freely into my country.
Yeah nah get a dog up ya cunt and try again.
16 min later 8193081 Anonymous
>>8192861
Japan and Korea don't have relation.
16 min later 8193082 Anonymous
>>8193046
Yeah for some reason the map didn't have you on, I was too lazy to modify it.
I'd give NZ to the Chinese
17 min later 8193089 Anonymous
>>8193081
Choson belongs to you now, Takeshima islands for glorious empire
17 min later 8193092 Anonymous
>>8193081
yayoi=korean
21 min later 8193164 Anonymous
>>8193089
Korea isn't necessary.
>>8193092
DNA Japan and Korea are different.
Tibet
The Judea
21 min later 8193175 Anonymous
>>8192861
OP destroyed New Zealand, Corsica, Faroe Islands, Fireland, Sardinia, fucking Antarctica, Tasmania, Sicily and many more in a global anti-island-holocaust.
22 min later 8193192 Anonymous
>>8192861
This map is retarded, it looks like Jackson Pollock's poop.
Besides why do Germany and Italy have a full blown colonial empire? Just give them Namibia and Somalia and that's it.
23 min later 8193197 Anonymous
>>8193175
Global warming
26 min later 8193250 Anonymous (1358280273938.jpg 3000x1958 1964kB)
Your map is retarded, OP
Presenting, the much superior map
31 min later 8193331 Anonymous (Banner_of_the_Holy_Roman_Emperor_with_haloes_(1400-1806).svg.png 600x400 87kB)
>>8193250
Fuck yes, Netherlands, Austria, Bohemia, Moravia and the (now) Polish part of Prussia are back in the Reich!
33 min later 8193360 Anonymous
>>8193250
I like it!
34 min later 8193372 Anonymous
>>8193250
The world would be so much more peaceful...
36 min later 8193409 Anonymous
>>8193250
10/10 planet
would live on
37 min later 8193430 Anonymous
>>8193250
>World peace
>implying
37 min later 8193434 Anonymous
>>8193250
100/10 would conquer the world to enforce this
38 min later 8193453 Anonymous
>>8192861
>Dixie
>Under white flag waving monkey control
I'd like to see you try.
38 min later 8193454 Anonymous
>>8192861
>Mexico
>French republic
We don't want your shit language or traditions.
39 min later 8193468 Anonymous
>>8193250
7/10
Would need more islands though.
40 min later 8193483 Anonymous
>>8193250
Thats WW3 right there
41 min later 8193498 Anonymous
>>8193453
It's called Louisiana, Cletus. We've actually had it under our possession for a long time till Napoleon.
41 min later 8193506 Anonymous
>>8193250
>Malvinas
>Remove brits
Nice.
42 min later 8193521 Anonymous
>>8193483
Explain yourself
42 min later 8193527 Anonymous
>>8193498
One French speaking people in rural Louisiana does not represent all of the South. We'd rather be under Yankee control, then French. Unless, you let us govern ourselves, then we might have something.
45 min later 8193567 Anonymous (Pastry_War.png 800x569 796kB)
>>8193454
46 min later 8193574 Anonymous
>>8193250
Doesn't work because you fucked up the islamic Sunni Shia
Iraq and azerbaijan should be Shia
All the stans are Sunni
46 min later 8193587 Anonymous
>>8193574
Why does Jersey get its own flag
47 min later 8193599 Anonymous
>>8193250
>central and south america not unified
>hungarians ruling balkans when it should obviously be the Serbs
>Los Falklandos handed over to the Blancos
8/10 though, I especially like the Jews getting Madagascar.
48 min later 8193620 Anonymous
>>8193567
>try to invade Mexico
>get owned in 5 de Mayo
>manage to seize Mexico City affter a while
>get owned 3 years later
48 min later 8193625 Anonymous
>>8193250
The Basque's, the Kurd's and the IRA's rage has just gone trough the roof :D
49 min later 8193640 Anonymous
>>8193620
Last I hear, we won the Mexican war.
51 min later 8193675 Anonymous
>>8193640
Yes, Texas won its independence and you took over half our territory.
However, this was about the French war.
52 min later 8193684 Anonymous
>>8193675
Sorry, didn't see flag.
52 min later 8193687 Anonymous
>>8193625
*through, sorry
55 min later 8193723 Anonymous (Thure_de_Thulstrup_-_L._Prang_and_Co._-_Battle_of_Gettysburg_-_Restoration_by_Adam_Cuerden.jpg 800x580 197kB)
>>8193527
55 min later 8193737 Anonymous
>>8193250
Give South Tyrol back to the Germans and we have a deal.
57 min later 8193768 Anonymous (13594226425.png 429x410 10kB)
>all south america
>forced learn spanish language
wut?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazil
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_ America
Brazil speaks Portuguese and has 200 million inhabitants, Latin america has 380 million inhabitants, being those 200 million speakers of Portuguese language, ie more than half the people of south america have Portuguese as their mother language.
59 min later 8193783 Anonymous
>>8193723
Please liberate us, I will never bash a Frenchman again ;_;
1 hours later 8193803 Anonymous
>>8193768
You are forced tospeak Spanish. And the Spanish are forced to speak French. Should it be called South-American then?
1 hours later 8193819 Anonymous
>>8193768
So all of latinoamerica has to learn shit Portuguese only because of 1 country?
1 hours later 8193843 Anonymous
>>8193768
>>8193250
I forgot to quote
1 hours later 8193858 Anonymous
>>8193819
No, but that one country has more than half the population of the entire continent.
1 hours later 8193880 Anonymous
>>8193768
>Latin america
sorry, just south america
1 hours later 8193882 Anonymous
>>8193858
So what? Most of them are 12 year old hitmen with drug problems
1 hours later 8193885 Anonymous
>Saint-Petersburg
>Vladivostok
>non-russian
No.
1 hours later 8193953 Anonymous (135838372769.jpg 200x190 6kB)
>>8193882
It focuses only on about 10% of the population, but the media makes it sound like this happens all over the country. I will consider that you don't know what you're talking about.
1 hours later 8193982 Anonymous
>>8193953
He's French, forgive his ignorance.
1 hours later 8194111 Anonymous
>>8193885
>Gets much more land
>still mad
1 hours later 8194243 Anonymous (perfectworld.png 1357x628 79kB)
1 hours later 8194365 Anonymous (derp.png 300x193 43kB)
>>8193783
>>8193783
Think about it for two seconds. Would you really want to rescind the Constitution and separate from the North?
>lose global significance
>lose money
>lose world class colleges
>lose cultural output
>lose prestige
>lose scientific progress
>lose dotcom wealth
>be laughed at
Can't you come up with a better plan?
1 hours later 8194393 Anonymous
>>8194365
>America weakened
>France becomes stronger
Y U Mad?
1 hours later 8194412 Anonymous (intredasting.jpg 399x330 25kB)
>>8194243
Why is the US divided into independant non colonial nations?
1 hours later 8194416 Anonymous
>>8194243
This guy knows what he's on about.
1 hours later 8194418 Anonymous
>>8194365
That's why we want to secede, we want to be isolationists. Think about pre-Western expansion U.S.
1 hours later 8194469 Anonymous
>>8194393
But me like US
only rampart against Islam we have left
1 hours later 8194472 Anonymous (DSTRYTR.png 420x354 153kB)
>>8193953
>Um Pistoleiro Chamado Papacu
1 hours later 8194519 Anonymous
>>8194469
You must take the reins when you help liberate Dixie. When the US empire falls, you must look to your roots, and find the Napoleon within you.
1 hours later 8194617 Anonymous
can someone post a blank map almost identical to the one in OP's but with the separate states withing the US shown?
1 hours later 8194666 Anonymous
>>8193768
HUEHUE Brazil, I would love to be one country with you and live the favelado dream.
1 hours later 8194685 Anonymous (napoleon.png 495x332 253kB)
>>8194519
1 hours later 8194712 Anonymous
>>8194685
500 trillion hours in paint?
2 hours later 8194817 Anonymous (1359547792734.jpg 492x519 41kB)
>>8194712
Can you hear the freedom ringing?
2 hours later 8194827 Anonymous
>>8194656
Bitter about being part of the Roman Empire? Well I can understand. They did humiliate you repeatedly.
2 hours later 8194868 Anonymous
>>8194817
When I see French arms in Southern hands, then I'll hear the freedom.
2 hours later 8194880 Anonymous (worldwithoutWW1.png 1357x628 72kB)
2 hours later 8195010 Anonymous
>>8194880
>Russia + China
We are truly fucked
2 hours later 8195038 Anonymous
>>8195010
Don't worry, the Great American Empire will help you. If you give them some parts of China, when it is conquered.
2 hours later 8195043 Anonymous
>>8194880
Ja, nein. We would not share our island with anyone.
2 hours later 8195109 Anonymous
Ignorante !
2 hours later 8195113 Anonymous
>>8195043
then make your own map.
2 hours later 8195200 Anonymous
>>8192861
lol, this autism is worst austism
7 hours later 8201409 Anonymous
>>8194666
You had it all and you blew it.
7 hours later 8201495 Anonymous (gohome.png 1202x606 66kB)
GO HOMU WHAITO PIGGU
JAPAN IS MASTERRICE
7 hours later 8201534 Ottoman (worldautism.png 1358x824 84kB)
>>8192861
YOU TRIGGERED MY AUTISM!
7 hours later 8201644 Anonymous (1358952264559.gif 4500x2200 1364kB)
yeah
8 hours later 8201700 Anonymous
>>8194243
>Scotland and Ireland independent
>England gets the ex-colonies
lel no. British Empire united or nothing.
8 hours later 8201763 Anonymous (1351811648938.jpg 252x240 7kB)
>>8201644
>Non-white republic of cono sur
lol'd
8 hours later 8201883 Anonymous
>mfw every map lumps Nepal with Inida
g-guys...s-stop...
8 hours later 8202285 Anonymous
>>8201700
But I believe in secession. How can I support my countries secession, but not that of my countrymen's forefathers?
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