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2013-01-27 11:33 8090740 Anonymous (czech_display_image[1].jpg_133072.jpg 350x271 50kB)
A 9/10 Czech girl just moved into the flat where I live. I can only guess what made her choose to live in a flat in the seedy part of town with four men but I'm not complaining. Her name's Clara (Klara?), she's 22 and she'll be doing an MSc at a local university later this year. I'm a year younger than her and in the last year of my BA. Other flatmates: my mate Ben, same age as me and attending the same course as me but ugly as sin 24 year old Polish PhD student 22 year old Indian MSc student She went to sleep already because she was tired from her flight; we just helped her carry her stuff inside and talked for a short while. I have the next week off (doing an assignment) so I'll have all the time in the world to get to know her and show her around. How do I impress a Czech girl?

10 min later 8090982 Anonymous (1352776491348.png 359x469 147kB)
start squatting everywhere and hope that she notices you > you squatting at the top of the stairwell > she walks by and notices you "a..a-are you slavic?" > "yea luv me dad's russian" > *she blushes* "I have never thought to meet a slavic man so far away from home" > "yea so, d'you wanna 'av a shag" *rise to your feet and reveal a bottle of half-drunk vodka in your inner pocket* > she is impressed and she will immediately want to squat on your dick also use words like: ja pierdole, kurwa, jebacy, seks is guaranteed

10 min later 8090987 Anonymous
>trying hard to impress a female this is why you fail

11 min later 8090999 Anonymous
>>8090982 Don't listen to this man. Just talk and wiggle yourself into a date. Easy peasy.

14 min later 8091053 Anonymous
>I can only guess what made her choose to live in a flat in the seedy part of town with four men but I'm not complaining. She wants to charge all of you for sex with her so she would be able to pay for her education.

15 min later 8091076 Anonymous
Well whatever you do, get her before the Indian can't control his curry stick anymore.

15 min later 8091077 Anonymous
you dont. because once you get close to her, you dun getting cuckold. she will end up fucking your 2 other flatmates in a daily basis while making you feel left out.

15 min later 8091088 Anonymous
>>8091053 Czech streets

16 min later 8091100 Anonymous
Just fucking speak to her and be charming, you useless beta cunt. Jesus, you impress her like any other woman, with charm and personality. Be yourself, if she likes you, good for you, if not, well tough shit, life moves on. Grow a pair, OP, or live out your life in doubt and die alone.

18 min later 8091137 Anonymous
>>8091077 Is there any way to squeeze say Ben into the left out cuckold role and have me be one of the guys doing the fucking? >>8090999 Some may call what that man posted "just talking". >>8091053 She's on a scholarship or something, the EU is paying for her education. But she's cute as hell, I'd even consider paying, but I prefer to think she's a virgin princess whom I'll be able to claim for myself.

19 min later 8091139 Anonymous
>>8090740 oi fink ur a right gud lass. U wanna do some grimey rimey shait, luv?

19 min later 8091152 Anonymous (1355917042353.jpg 712x720 64kB)
Nah man she needs a strong slavic man to protect her. Pic related - average man in her home country. How do you compare?

19 min later 8091154 Anonymous
>Czech girl >not a prostitute just pay her

20 min later 8091179 Anonymous
why are you living with wogs and polacks?

21 min later 8091189 Anonymous
i remember this czech girl dating my neighbor. some tall black guy who got out of prison (wrongfully accused) and made bank. she ended up leaving her only kid with her abusive czech husband and moving in with the nigger. i loled so hard when he told me "europeans dono't use loofas. they just rub the bar of soap on they skins. i taught her about the loofa"

23 min later 8091218 Anonymous
>>8091189 >europeans dono't use loofas. they just rub the bar of soap on they skins. i taught her about the loofa" Loofa?

24 min later 8091240 Anonymous
>>8091218 Crack cocaine. She became a drug addict.

29 min later 8091329 Miroslav
Hurr girl is from more eastern country, durr easy pussy.

32 min later 8091368 Anonymous
Just tell her how difrenet She is compare British girls. and be Gentle as fuck.

33 min later 8091381 Anonymous
>>8091329 How does me asking for advice indicate I think she's easy?

33 min later 8091395 Anonymous
>>8091329 You mad because it's true.

34 min later 8091416 Miroslav
>>8091395 Even more mad, because you are right.

35 min later 8091428 Anonymous
I would invite her to play grand strategy.

37 min later 8091458 Anonymous
>>8091329 Nah west country girl are easy too, but nobody wants them

37 min later 8091460 Anonymous
>>8091329 Stop being offended Kováč

41 min later 8091556 Anonymous
>>8090987 Welcome to 4chan, enjoy your stay.

44 min later 8091596 Anonymous
If she is a sane person she will not engange in a secual relationship with their romemates. You need to win her trust first and wait till you're both drunk!

45 min later 8091618 Anonymous (Loofah[1].jpg 1297x1189 87kB)
>>8091218

46 min later 8091628 Anonymous
A 9/10 girl doing her Masters in England? Ha ha ha, good luck, my friend. You will need boatloads.

46 min later 8091640 Anonymous
>>8091596 >romemates We're not Catholic. Well, maybe the Polack is.

48 min later 8091674 Anonymous
>>8091154 The "Czech Streets" series has led me to believe that this is incredibly accurate.

49 min later 8091688 Anonymous
Czech girls are like the easiest girls ever.At least those that come here. So,just make her know you want to fuck,and that's it.

50 min later 8091711 Anonymous
>>8091688 >actually naming your country Nigger Mountain

51 min later 8091725 Anonymous
>>8091688 Dear Montenegrobro: Put a space after your commas and before the next word, like this. Sincerely, The Anglosphere

51 min later 8091734 Anonymous
>>8091711 That's only for you guys,because you can't pronounce Crna Gora.

52 min later 8091748 Anonymous
>>8091711 Win.

53 min later 8091758 Anonymous
Czech girls are easy - for foreign/interesting/mature dudes with cash. OP is a year younger nobody, a roommate, a nice guy who helped with her bags. Others have been friendzoned, but OP? He was basically born into the friendzone.

54 min later 8091776 Anonymous
>>8091725 We have the same rule you know,but who really gives a fuck about that,on 4chan,on the internet?

54 min later 8091777 Anonymous (judgemental stare.png 500x554 444kB)
>>8091711 >Being this much of a chav >2013

55 min later 8091782 Anonymous
>>8091734 We call you chernogoriya :D You have such a nice beaches.

55 min later 8091787 Anonymous
>>8091640 >Impyling that being catholic ever stopped anybody from having sex It's the religion with the the most rules, yet nobody gives a damn about them.

55 min later 8091790 Anonymous
>>8091618 You actually use this shit?

55 min later 8091792 Anonymous
>>8091758 Ouch.

56 min later 8091814 Anonymous
>Oh she's from Eastern Europe so she's probably easy and thus my only chance to lose my virginity! >>8091776 Why not Schwarzenberg anymore? It sounds more badass.

56 min later 8091820 Anonymous
>>8091776 >mountain Niggers >literacy Well, colour me shocked.

57 min later 8091825 Anonymous
>>8091758 Well it was uncalled for.

57 min later 8091828 Anonymous
>>8091758 >Czech girls are easy - for foreign/interesting/mature dudes with cash. >with cash Is Czech Streets basically just a multi-part documentary?

59 min later 8091863 Anonymous
>>8091787 No, see I was making a pun or a play on words based on the kraut's misspelling of the word "roommates" as "romemates".

1 hours later 8091880 Anonymous
>>8091814 >Schwarzenberg Because Montenegro sounds much more gay and Italian. >>8091782 We also have many Russians:D

1 hours later 8091881 Anonymous
>>8091828 It is staged as fuck m8.

1 hours later 8091887 Anonymous
>>8091820 >Trusting Serbia's opinion on any of its neighbors ever I shiggity diggity doo

1 hours later 8091942 Anonymous (401764_10152318143330483_960675604_n.jpg 560x743 79kB)
>>8091887 The Hardon colider bit always gets me.

1 hours later 8091962 Anonymous
>>8091792 >>8091825 Why? It's true. Funnily enough the second half of the post about the guy having no chance is probably even more true than the first part about the girls. How many beautiful, presumably relatively successful women who either are well off or have fairly big goals, as hinted at by getting a Masters abroad, date younger guys living with four fellow students in a shared flat and who post on 4chan.

1 hours later 8091968 Anonymous
>>8091942 Tito was gay

1 hours later 8091995 Anonymous (Le happy Serb face.jpg 420x276 26kB)
>>8091968

1 hours later 8092003 Anonymous
>>8091968 Tito was Croatian.

1 hours later 8092090 Anonymous
>>8090982 jesus christ this made me laugh hard

1 hours later 8092096 Anonymous
>>8090740 There's 99% nothing will happen. Roommate romances never work, especially in a setting where 3 awkward beta virgins will try to hit on her. The only thing you can do, is become the cool guy she knows. You have to be interesting, fun, you have to show her you actually have a life-so you actually go somewhere except the university every day and do something fun. I know that right now the best idea seems following her everywhere, because she's an easy target-she doesn't know anybody and can't run, but after she actually meets some people from her course, she'll mark you as the creepy roommate and make fun out of you with her actually cool and interesting friends. Just be cool and chill, maybe cook some nice dinner for everybody one day, buy some wine, beer and maybe something stronger stronger too and eat and slowly get drunk. Just talk with her about her country, why she came to the UK, why is she interested in what she's studying, what she wants to do in the future and some other random stuff and sooner or later you'll find something to talk about, but you actually have to talk about yourself too, not just ask questions. And you can ask her to teach you how to say some goofy stuff in Czech and you can teach her some less-known English idioms or something like that. But even if you do all that, it still doesn't mean anything will happen. But having foreign friends is never bad and you never know who'll she get to know in the UK - maybe, if you make a good impression on her, she'll introduce you to some of her hot friends she'll meet here.

10 hours later 8099137 Anonymous
>>8091968 What the fuck did you just fucking say about him, you little bitch? I’ll have you know he graduated top of his class in the Locksmith University, and he's been involved in numerous secret raids on Nazis, and he has over 300 confirmed kills. He is trained in gorilla warfare and he's the top sniper in the entire Partisans. You are nothing to him but just another target. He will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to him over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak he is contacting his secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. He can be anywhere, anytime, and he can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with his bare hands. Not only is he extensively trained in unarmed combat, but he has access to the entire arsenal of the Yugoslavian National Armade and he will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. He will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

10 hours later 8099156 Anonymous
Be rich, I guess.

10 hours later 8099235 Anonymous
>>8099156 He lives with immigrants, he's clearly not rich.

13 hours later 8101079 Srsface
The only way OP will get laid, is if he has gotten laid before and knows how to be a cheeky cunt. OP will however fails since he's an awkward virgin without any 'stethics.

13 hours later 8101197 Anonymous
>>8090740 Show her your dick.

13 hours later 8101274 Anonymous
>>8090740 >girl problems >4chan hahahahahahahah

14 hours later 8101647 Anonymous
>>8091618 Nice tampon.

14 hours later 8101755 Anonymous
>>8090740 >my mate Ben Ben Rozman by any chance?

14 hours later 8102119 Anonymous
>9/10 girl >czech britain pls

14 hours later 8102192 Anonymous (Descartes.jpg 233x239 13kB)
Give her the dick

14 hours later 8102277 izolan
Tell her to prepare You some knedlo-vepřo-zelo or svičkova. You'll impress her with knowledge of CZ cuisine and You'll be fed.

14 hours later 8102401 Anonymous
>>8102119 you never saw any czech girl did you?we have lots of them over the summer.croatia is so beatiful over the summer :))))))))))))))

14 hours later 8102456 Anonymous
>>8102401 shitskins be jelly of our superior slav wimminz

16 hours later 8103592 Anonymous
>>8102456 to be fair, spanish women are top tier too

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