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2013-01-27 09:25 8087679 Anonymous (1305497159001.jpg 360x318 58kB)
Is it true that if I went to a school in Europe, I would be considered as really cool? I was born and raised in California and been surfing my entire life.

1 min later 8087699 Anonymous
as an american, yeah as long as you are handsome you'll basically be worshipped

1 min later 8087716 Anonymous
Americans are loved all over the world, with great power comes great pussy.

3 min later 8087746 Anonymous
>>8087679 anything exotic is interesting. Cool? well, that's all down to how you actually act. (If you aren't cool in California you probably won't be here)

3 min later 8087765 Anonymous
>>8087746 >(If you aren't cool in California you probably won't be here) This. So fucking much. Cool people are cool everywhere, dorks are dorks everywhere.

4 min later 8087769 Anonymous
You'd be ridiculed in languages you don't understand.

4 min later 8087772 Anonymous
as soon as they hear you speak, they will laugh at you and never talk to you again.

5 min later 8087785 Anonymous
We would poke you with a stick.

5 min later 8087792 Anonymous
>>8087772 dis.

5 min later 8087793 Anonymous
>>8087765 But I am. I could also probably snowboard better than any Swede.

7 min later 8087828 Anonymous
>>8087679 You'd have a higher chance of being seen as cool, but you'd also have a higher chance of being picked on too, depending on how you act. I doubt there'd be any middle ground for you.

8 min later 8087845 Anonymous
As a surfer you would probably fit right into the snowboard community here, but I think the last time merely being an american was cool was in the 90s or something. this is also true >>8087746

8 min later 8087853 Anonymous
>>8087828 >oy dey bruv...

8 min later 8087856 Anonymous
Depends on the people, OP. Some of us are huge Ameriboos whilst others are freedom haters. Same would apply for me when I'd go to the US.

9 min later 8087874 Anonymous
>>8087679 are you a grill?

9 min later 8087895 Anonymous
>>8087874 yes, Charcoal

9 min later 8087900 Anonymous
>>8087828 By the way, when I say that, I imagined school as being highschool (<16 years old). In college/uni I think you'd almost definitely have an edge.

10 min later 8087916 Anonymous
>>8087793 >But I am. well then, you have your answer. > I could also probably snowboard better than any Swede. I don't know how good most swedes are at snowboarding, but that seems like a foolhardy assumption. Also it makes you seem like a prick.

10 min later 8087917 Anonymous
>>8087793 Who gives a fuck about snowboarding? We don't even snowboard. That fact that you think that (and surfing) makes you cool just says otherwise. But to answer the thread: No, you wouldn't. Way to diminish the arrogant-American stereotype. Here you'd probably very soon be dislike, due to that arrogance and lack of humbleness and your level of obnoxiousness and so on.

10 min later 8087928 Anonymous
>>8087853 What does this mean

12 min later 8087964 Anonymous
>>8087917 It's called confidence. You Swedes should try it sometimes and maybe you guys wouldn't look so much like anti-social autists.

13 min later 8087992 Anonymous
>>8087856 no one would care if you went to a big city. everyone would just know you as the foreign kid and they would most likely think you are german by your accent.

14 min later 8088015 Anonymous (Duck throwing up.png 480x455 276kB)
>>8087679 >I was born and raised in California

15 min later 8088038 Anonymous
>>8087964 You're a prick, get over yourself amerifat.

15 min later 8088039 Anonymous
>>8087793 >sweden >snowboarding try with austria or something like that first second it depends on your personality and kind of class you get into

15 min later 8088040 Anonymous
>>8087964 He does have a point. You do come across as if a lot of the negative American stereotypes that everybody hates apply to you.

15 min later 8088046 Anonymous
>>8087964 jesus, you're like California: the guy. I can almost imagine the horrible propeller-aeroplane-like nasal drone of your voice. Please don't ever leave your home state, all you will find is shattered dreams of uncultured foreigners fawning over your tanned awesomeness.

15 min later 8088060 Anonymous
One question... are you FAT?

16 min later 8088087 Anonymous
>>8087917 >Who gives a fuck about snowboarding? We don't even snowboard. dont you guys have a lot of snow and mountains? seems like that would make for a big snowboarding culture.

16 min later 8088089 Anonymous
>>8087679 There are no waves in Russia. The only ones I can recall are waves on the White sea. But this place is too cold for anything.

17 min later 8088091 Anonymous
not here

17 min later 8088097 Anonymous
this guy

17 min later 8088098 Anonymous
>>8087964 One can be confidence without being an obnoxious ass. You're free to be the person you want to be, but you asked how you'd come across here in Europe - and I answered you.

20 min later 8088161 Anonymous
>>8087917 >We don't even snowboard I-I-I-I do

21 min later 8088199 Anonymous
>>8088087 snowboarding is bigger in Norway they snowboard guys seem to be a bit ameriboo as well, they are like a light version of wiggers

21 min later 8088211 Anonymous
California is the greatest state in the Union deal with it

24 min later 8088280 Anonymous
If we had American come are school we show him Freedom. We show him what happens when we have freedom to fook him over and tie him naked to school gates. i fooking paint him in Nazi cross as well. Stay away asshole

25 min later 8088302 Anonymous
>>8088015 >duck

27 min later 8088356 Anonymous
America's image of being the epicentrum of coolness is fading very quickly. There was a time when Californian faggots like Ryan Sheckler were cool, that was the same time MTV was cool. But it just isn't anymore.

28 min later 8088368 Anonymous
It seems /int/ can agree on something. Nobody likes California.

28 min later 8088378 Anonymous
Okay guys some more original content regarding OP's place of origin would be appreciated.

29 min later 8088408 Anonymous
>>8088378 will do

29 min later 8088411 Anonymous
>>8088368 except its all samefagging

30 min later 8088433 Anonymous
>>8088368 greatest allies from Not-California, USA came to our aid

31 min later 8088446 Anonymous
>>8088368 We're only joking dude. Just giving them shit for being the most relavent state

31 min later 8088473 Anonymous (1345757610531.jpg 251x251 10kB)
>>8088411 >this is what california likes to believe

33 min later 8088520 Anonymous
Yeah OP, we Europeans love arrogant fatties who can surf. Just make sure to tell everyone that you can surf, the girls will want you and the guys will want to be you.

33 min later 8088533 Anonymous
>>8088473 Except its the same when moving to different states from California. You would be the coolest kid in school just being from California.

34 min later 8088541 Anonymous
>>8088520 please stay on topic this thread is about why California sucks

35 min later 8088586 Anonymous
>>8088541 LA and faggot wannabe surfers thinking they're going to be cool somewhere else

35 min later 8088587 Anonymous
>>8088541 Just please stop quoting all his fucking posts.

37 min later 8088640 Anonymous
>>8088533 not here

38 min later 8088662 Anonymous (1348740583121.gif 300x200 3074kB)


38 min later 8088689 Anonymous
no

39 min later 8088705 Anonymous
>>8087679 No not really, somebody's been lying to you. Girls might like you, but I guarantee that guys would hate you. Also your surfing would impress nobody as you can't surf here.

39 min later 8088706 Anonymous (1e3.jpg 226x239 21kB)
>>8088689 yes

40 min later 8088719 Anonymous
>>8088671 >implying you know what you're talking about

40 min later 8088721 Anonymous
>>8087679 where the fuck have i seen this picture before in non anime drawing...

41 min later 8088741 Anonymous
>>8088533 >You would be the coolest kid in school just being from California. The only people from California at my school (in New England) were constantly mocked and had no real friends.

49 min later 8088945 Anonymous
>>8088741 funny how people from places with the shittiest weather hates california the most. the shittier the weather, the more they hate californians.

50 min later 8088998 Anonymous
>>8088866 >If your buff, alpha and hot people will love you >If your small, nerdy and beta people will tease you I doubt any adult Europeans would do that

50 min later 8088999 Anonymous
>>8088866 Would bang, no homo.

51 min later 8089006 Anonymous
>>8088945 >funny how people from places with the shittiest weather hates california the most. the shittier the weather, the more they hate californians. I don't think so, Tim. But listening to the California kids bitch and whine about cold or snow did get a little old, and added to people's reasons for not liking them. They were mostly disliked because they seemed brain dead.

51 min later 8089023 Anonymous
>>8087679 If among your American stereotypes is wealth, you'll probably have dyed blondes with rightwing parents all over your dick. If you are just loud and overconfident with an American accent but without dollah to waste on expensive sport activities you'll probably be just laughing stock among the natives, even if you are attractive.

56 min later 8089155 Anonymous (image.jpg 1024x576 73kB)
>this thread

1 hours later 8089851 Anonymous (1356299617804.png 1096x896 1569kB)
>>8089155 >took awhile to find a sfw image

1 hours later 8089893 Anonymous
>>8087679 I doubt it, there was an American at my college and he was just ripped on all the time in /int/ style arguments

1 hours later 8089926 Anonymous
>>8089893 heh, same thing happens to the british guy at my college

1 hours later 8089930 Anonymous
>>8087679 ... Depends on the school? Try an elementary school, that'll be easy. Highschool, you'll be exotic. Everywhere else, nope. You could use it to your advantage but based on this thread you'd just reinforce the negative 'Murrican stereotypes. They might be attractive to some chicks but I'd rather keep the STD's off.

1 hours later 8089977 Anonymous
>>8088368 I like California

1 hours later 8089988 Anonymous
>>8089893 what arguments exactly?

1 hours later 8089996 Anonymous (1308275583001[1].jpg 594x396 64kB)
Fat people are usually picked on in schools here, OP.

1 hours later 8090035 Anonymous
>Californian >Sweden Do come, you would be dead within two weeks. If the climate doesn't kills you, you'd be murdered by muslims or die from anal haemorrhaging. Tanned carli guys is the golden standard for gays and Swedish gays are very empowered.

1 hours later 8090038 Anonymous (898725987348.jpg 500x689 34kB)
>>8089996 this is what an average californian looks like

1 hours later 8090091 Anonymous
>>8090035 >implying swedes aren't the ones taking it up the ass

1 hours later 8090120 Anonymous
Yes, every Californian at my school is very popular.

1 hours later 8090274 Anonymous (1342374115458.jpg 380x540 110kB)
>>8090091 I was talking about somalis.

1 hours later 8090331 Anonymous
>>8090274 What is it with all the Black on White porn from America? Is butthurt niggers that want to somehow get revenge by fapping to it?

1 hours later 8090577 Anonymous
On my school, you'd probaly get made fun of.

2 hours later 8090752 Anonymous
>>8089851 sauce?

2 hours later 8090765 Anonymous
>>8090120 Same here, if only I could get an euro for each time I see a popular californian surfer.

2 hours later 8090766 Anonymous
>>8090274 fuckin saved

2 hours later 8090794 Anonymous
>be an Alabama native in England for exchange program >girls love my southern accent >guys are mostly bros >went to a lot of parties (they weren't nearly as good as American parties) >fucked a lot of sluts >still regret it to this day because I had to lower my standards a ton because 7/10+ girls don't exist in england

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