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2013-01-27 03:04 8072043 Anonymous (1359167251658.jpg 1600x900 162kB)
Well australia is cool and all but personally I want to live in murrika. I'm about to go to a decent uni (top 50 in the world) and I haven't decided my major yet. I did pretty well in school so I can get into any engineering course. What I'm asking is what should I study if I want to live permanently in USA?

2 min later 8072096 Anonymous
>leaving Straya So there is going to be a free place soon? Can I live in your house.

4 min later 8072150 Anonymous
>>8072096 No. The cap just shrinks when somebody leaves.

5 min later 8072164 Anonymous
>>8072150 God dammit

5 min later 8072167 Anonymous
>>8072096 Even when someone leaves its still full.

6 min later 8072191 Anonymous
Cmon cunts I need an answer.

7 min later 8072226 Anonymous
Burgers and Freedom

7 min later 8072230 Anonymous
>>8072191 Marine archaeology.

8 min later 8072238 Anonymous (1352445261260.jpg 253x199 6kB)
If you want really good schools and minimal burger clapping then I'd go for New England. Hell most of what we are known for is education.Just make sure you have a high tolerance for liberal crap, because there's a lot of it, especially in college. Its also the furthest away from Australia so I hope you got money for tickets.

9 min later 8072248 drunk so excuse my english
Women's studies. We don't have that here but I think you jsut gotta watch porn everyday.

10 min later 8072271 Anonymous
>>8072167 ;_; you'll adopt me though right >>8072191 Australian history.

11 min later 8072311 Anonymous
>>8072238 But burger clapping is part of the charm. I've mostly decided upon a school (it's here in Aus) and I want to know what to major in if I want to permanently move to USA (jobs and such) >>8072248 I check my privilege everyday so no need to study that.

13 min later 8072360 Anonymous
>wanting to permanently live in the US why.jpg

16 min later 8072435 Anonymous
>>8072360 Lots of reasons. I've got nerdy hobbies and the USA is more facilitating of those. Low ping, better internet, cheaper electronics, taco bell (I love mexican food), I also like the way I can move to lots of different cities, I like the friendliness of americans, more freedom, tons of other reasons.

20 min later 8072532 Anonymous
>>8072435 >more freedom What exactly are you unable to do in Australia that you would be free to do in America?

22 min later 8072589 Anonymous
>>8072532 Watch loli porn. I'm joking. Weed in certain states, guns, knives, australia doesn't actually have a right to free speech law. I like Australia but it isn't for me.

32 min later 8072765 Anonymous
Bump.

33 min later 8072797 Anonymous
>>8072589 >Weed in certain states You're so afraid of getting an expiation notice for weed that you would move to Colorado? >guns Get a gun licence and buy one? >knives What about them? >australia doesn't actually have a right to free speech law Free speech is recognised by Australian courts as a common law right, which basically means they will try to interpret laws in a way that is consistent with free speech if at all possible. We also have a constitutional right to political communication. It's not exactly the same level of protection as the First Amendment, but the difference is going to have absolutely no effect on most people's lives.

36 min later 8072856 Anonymous
>>8072797 Let him go, brah. Hell, he's even wrong about the loli laws. It's illegal in Canada but not here, look it up.

38 min later 8072886 Anonymous (1317802235929.jpg 764x965 300kB)
>>8072589

42 min later 8072971 Anonymous
My first piece of advice would be to find a career you'll enjoy before deciding where you want to live. I really can't emphasize that enough. That being said, the US is perpetually looking for computer science or general scientific research types. It's much, much easier though if you go to school in the US (you have a fairly long grace period after graduation to find a job before you have to worry about changing your visa status). If you're going to school in Australia, you'll have to find a job before coming here to get a visa, which is much more difficult. Best of luck to you.

59 min later 8073321 Anonymous
>>8072971 I'm happy you say that because computer science is my passion. I did do well in school as I said so perhaps I can go to a US uni.

1 hours later 8073352 Anonymous
>>8072589 Here here!

1 hours later 8073416 Anonymous
protip: avoid nigger infested states

1 hours later 8073449 Anonymous
>>8073321 Cool. I know almost nothing about computer science so I can't really offer you any help about the field, but I have several friends from school who studied it and they all make a ton of cash out in California now. The only other thing I'd offer is that if you do actually come here for university, the chances are high you suffer culture shock. Every Aussie I've known here has after about 12-14 months. It's shitty, but you get through it.

1 hours later 8073493 Anonymous
>>8073416 >protip: avoid nigger infested states >>8073449 >they all make a ton of cash out in California now. >California >not 61% nonwhite

1 hours later 8073529 Anonymous
>>8073449 >culture shock Isn't you and aussie don't have much differences?

1 hours later 8073545 Anonymous
>>8073529 Yeah, be both have none.

1 hours later 8073548 Anonymous
>>8073545 *we

1 hours later 8073576 Anonymous
engineering Government worker here There are literally thousands of jobs available, right now they're all going to Indian and Chinese immigrants. Not many muricans study it, so we have no choice but to encourage immigration

1 hours later 8073661 Anonymous
>>8073576 What sort of engineering?

1 hours later 8073694 Anonymous
>>8073529 Yeah, but I think that's what makes it especially rough for them. They think they won't experience anything, so it ends up hitting that much harder. I had a few Aussie friends that I had it pretty bad (and when a friend is going through it, they're very unpleasant to be around). I took them out and got them drunk a few times and that helped. The only people I've known to come here and experience no culture shock are Canadians.

1 hours later 8073705 Anonymous
>>8073661 Not him, but it has always been my perception looking in that electrical is the most interesting and has job prospects.

1 hours later 8073769 Anonymous
>>8073661 Really anything in the STEM field (science, technology, engineering, math). Get a degree from a respectable university and you'll have to fight off the job offers with sticks. There's a specific visa available designed to transition foreign engineering students into naturalized citizens, and even if you get your degree in Australia, you'll have a much easier time getting a green card than if you weren't an engineer

1 hours later 8073774 Anonymous
>>8073493 california is tax heavy riddled with debt and bans everything

1 hours later 8073788 Anonymous
>>8072191 Nursing

1 hours later 8073805 Anonymous
>>8073769 Are there really many jobs for science/math majors? >you'll have a much easier time getting a green card than if you weren't an engineer Does this mean an engineer (say electrical) has a much easier time than a computer scientist of getting a green card?

1 hours later 8073809 Anonymous
Land of Opportunity, fucker. There are job offers in every field here, you just need to sell yourself and actually have good experience and relevant skills. Major in something you actually want to do. But don't be retarded and pick a useless liberal arts degree. And don't pick your degree solely revolving around "Getting into the US."

1 hours later 8073840 Anonymous
>>8073805 http://www.iseek.org/news/fw/fw7975Futur eWork.html

1 hours later 8073907 Anonymous (Australia masterrace..png 1309x1003 1614kB)
>wanting to leave Australia for murrica WHY.jpg But good riddance. Less of my taxes going to useless cunts. Enjoy ending up working at Popeye's for $5 an hour or a restaurant for $2 an hour. And no healthcare and being shot when walking to the corner store or mall and not being able to fuck girls under 18. Don't you dare come crawling back. >MURRICA >freedom

1 hours later 8073946 Anonymous
>>8073907 Hey man, some people fit australia better, I guess you're one of those people. Also the age of consent in australia (at least nsw) is 18.

1 hours later 8073967 Anonymous
>>8073907 Unless you have got a secret horde of cash somewhere life in America will be very hard. Probably not as much bang for you buck as back home, you're better off staying in Austrailia

1 hours later 8073973 Anonymous
>>8073907 Minimum wage here varies by state but in California it's 8 bucks an hour

1 hours later 8073979 Anonymous
>>8073694 What are you talking about "culture shock"? Most of our country is like yours except without all the little shit parts. Seriously. We're what America was supposed to be. In other words, USA done right. 90% of what you have, we have here + Aussie shit.

1 hours later 8073984 Anonymous
>>8073967 I live in Sydney, one of the most expensive cities in the world.

1 hours later 8073997 Anonymous
>>8073946 >Also the age of consent in australia (at least nsw) is 18. No it's not. It's 16 in every state except SA and Tas, which are 17.

1 hours later 8074004 Anonymous
>>8073979 I'm just speaking from experience. And I'm not really interested in getting into a penis size contest with an angry Strayan.

1 hours later 8074027 Anonymous
>>8073979 It varies with people. Australia and America are mostly the same, but some people will still freak out a little being alone and thousands of miles away from everyone they ever knew.

1 hours later 8074047 Anonymous
Healthcare is always as safe bet, although it's gotten more competitive in recent years. My advice would be engineering, especially if you're already enjoy it. We're on the eve of an energy bonanza, and we're gonna need guys with the knowhow to build all this new infrastructure.

1 hours later 8074049 Anonymous (9a4.jpg 350x447 50kB)
>>8073946 >Also the age of consent in australia (at least nsw) is 18. No, the age of consent in NSW, QLD, VIC, NT and WA is 16. In SA and TAS (the states no one lives in) it's 17. Look it up yourself. I thought this went without saying (I will provide you with a government source if you are unable to orchestrate a search maneuver). Also, America is so much more prude than us, this is evidenced by their feminist stance on banning all things brothels. And even if you fuck an 18 year old, the chances are her father will shoot you when he finds out. Enjoy your stay, in America. Feel the "freedom". FEEL IT MOTHERFUCKER.

1 hours later 8074057 Anonymous
>>8072043 The USA's a rotting corpse. You don't want to crawl inside it. Get a degree in telecommunications engineering.

1 hours later 8074068 Anonymous
>>8074028 >>8074049 so nice you posted twice

1 hours later 8074093 Anonymous
>>8074057 get a degree in history, economics or politics so you don't end up sounding like this ignoramus.

1 hours later 8074104 Anonymous
>>8073805 >Are there really many jobs for science/math majors? Yes, but do an internship or something to gain experience unless you plan on getting a Master's degree. Work or intern experience is very fucking important.

1 hours later 8074121 Anonymous
In Australia, we call them freedom chips.

1 hours later 8074135 Anonymous
>>8074121 I call 'em chazzwozzahs.

1 hours later 8074140 Anonymous
jesus I can see why you want to leave >dealing with people like this all day

1 hours later 8074158 Anonymous
Work experience, work experience, work experience this is the number 1 thing employers want to see, get a degree in a field you like and then build up your resume like crazy, references are crucial to have in this job market.

1 hours later 8074237 Anonymous
>>8074140 I'm just playin' America, you know I love you.

2 hours later 8074302 Anonymous (aussie_tard.gif 263x195 881kB)
>>8074140 Australians are IRL shitposting trolls

2 hours later 8074313 Anonymous
>>8074302 LOL

2 hours later 8074454 Anonymous
>>8074302 the fuck is going on here >>8074237 I love you too ozzz mainly because like me, you guys fuck with brits. and are friendly fuckers. oz tourists=best tourists

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