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2013-01-27 02:10 8070955 Anonymous (Australia.png 1095x1024 129kB)
Fuck off, Australia's full.
1 min later 8070986 Keffin
Is the orange filled with spiders?
2 min later 8071012 Anonymous
>>8070986
Yeah and Blue is full of deadly amphibious sharks and walking octopus who live in exploding trees
3 min later 8071015 Anonymous (nightmare aussie.png 742x540 49kB)
3 min later 8071016 Anonymous
>>8070986
Both Orange and Blue is filled with spiders.
3 min later 8071022 Anonymous
I'm sure they can squeeze me in.
3 min later 8071023 Keffin
>>8070996
Wait what? Those fuckers can fly?
3 min later 8071025 Anonymous
Thank you, my good Canadian friend.
Sorry for filling up your ski fields.
3 min later 8071029 Anonymous
NQ, WA, NT and SA pictured as habitable, what the actual Fuck OP?
5 min later 8071075 Anonymous
>>8071029
The coastline is habitable.
6 min later 8071084 Keffin
>>8071063
How is Australia not ruled by wildlife?
9 min later 8071146 Anonymous
>>8071110
Is this a political thing?
10 min later 8071149 Anonymous
>>8070955
New immigrants should be dropped off in the interior with a day's supply of food and water. If they can make it to a major urban area they get citizenship.
10 min later 8071165 Anonymous
>>8071075
Fuck off cunt, you wouldn't even know.
11 min later 8071169 Anonymous (go to bed aussie.jpg 448x471 45kB)
>>8071084
>implying
11 min later 8071173 Anonymous
>>8071075
Not really. It's full of Australians.
11 min later 8071178 Anonymous
>>8071165
No need to be belligerent.
11 min later 8071181 Anonymous
why don't you lazy kangaroo fuckers dick some channels to the inner areas?
13 min later 8071215 Anonymous
>>8071181
Because its fucking hot in there with very little water and 3x the usual amount of dangerous wildlife on the caost
14 min later 8071229 Anonymous
>>8071181
>dick some channels
How does one dick a channel?
15 min later 8071246 Anonymous
>>8071181
Too stupid mainly, same reason it has taken so long to get desalination plants going.
16 min later 8071279 Anonymous
>>8071181
>digging a Channel longer than Finland, and 200-600m deep, to get salt water into a wasteland
16 min later 8071283 Anonymous
>>8071246
rofl the ammount they charge for water now its cheaper to go to the ocean and filter it ourselves
17 min later 8071305 Anonymous
>>8071229
It's quite simple. Instead of a shovel, you use a dick to dig a channel.
19 min later 8071347 Anonymous
>>8071305
a tough fucking. Us aussies are always up for a challenge.
19 min later 8071357 Anonymous
>>8071283
Fucking, power the cunt with solar then.
19 min later 8071368 Anonymous
>>8071215
What are you a bunch of bitches?
Look around the world. That wouldn't be impossible 1000 years ago, why would it be now?
20 min later 8071379 Anonymous
>>8071279
Nah, after a couple dozen kilometres it becomes freshwater.
21 min later 8071403 Anonymous
>>8071368
Nah, we're just lazy and prefer to only let it a certain number of people a year.
21 min later 8071413 Anonymous
What's so hard about making uninhabitable places habitable? Australia is far from full and uninhabitable.
22 min later 8071440 Anonymous
>>8071368
government is slow as shit at zoning. thats the main reason. Can't build until its approved.
We're always full cause the retarded government doesn't allow us to build more houses fast enough
23 min later 8071465 Anonymous
>>8071347
That's the spirit m8!
24 min later 8071493 Anonymous
>>8071440
>We're always full cause the retarded government doesn't allow us to build more houses fast enough
Its because every time we think we have a new place to build shit, some fuckin abo council says naaah mate, dis eers our laaand gib monies to build
25 min later 8071499 Anonymous
Victoria and Tasmania, habitable bros 4 lyfe. Remove desert states.
28 min later 8071552 Anonymous
Uninhabitable you say?
All I see is that you are pussies.
29 min later 8071575 Anonymous
The middle is where we will put climate refugees, at the end of every year we will go in and clean up their bones before the next boatloads come
36 min later 8071706 Anonymous (if i ignore it maybe it will go away.jpg 499x396 55kB)
>>8071586
I'm sorry I didn't donate you when you needed sperm.
I feel horrible about it, but we all have to understand our limitations.
45 min later 8071888 Anonymous
>>8071706
I know exactly where that sperm went mate.
;_; but I guess you are still Hungary? as usual?
you cockgoblin cunt mate glass you
You cheeky bastard eating jizz is forbidden under sharia law
48 min later 8071932 Anonymous
Orange = spiders, snakes other shite
Blue = great white sharks, crocodiles
Oh Australia
49 min later 8071951 Anonymous
Are you full?
Ok, then we will take some whales for you
49 min later 8071956 Anonymous
>>8071932
Indeed, the blue area show how far the sharks can leap out of the ocean.
51 min later 8071990 Anonymous
>>8071956
Holy shit Australia. Flying stingrays and kilometer-leaping sharks. What the fuck do you not have?
51 min later 8072001 Anonymous
>>8071990
Love, my friend. ;_;
54 min later 8072047 Anonymous
Supposedly Japan has more farm able land than Australia if you take out Tasmania.
55 min later 8072076 Anonymous
Why don't you lazy cunts go dig canals in land, dam up some water and create irrigation?
Lazy
Dumb
Aussie
Scum
56 min later 8072106 Anonymous
>>8072076
>irrigate with seawater
Genius America! Why didn't I think of that!
57 min later 8072112 Anonymous
>Digging canals to turn desert into fertile land
Would that even work?
Why haven't they done it in deserts in the rest of the world if it works?
57 min later 8072129 Anonymous
>>8072076
Because there is no need to.
Because that land is unproductive due to the soil (read: sand).
Because excessive costs of desalination.
Because to use salt water would destroy the water table with salinity.
You are an utter moron.
57 min later 8072138 Anonymous
>>8072112
>short answer: no
the real answer is planting trees, according to some bs I read ages ago.
58 min later 8072159 Anonymous
>>8072129
Almost forgot:
Because excessive costs of digging the canals.
1 hours later 8072192 Anonymous (1359201236578.jpg 500x477 58kB)
>>8071413
Yes, please, come live in our 'uninhabitable' places.
1 hours later 8072210 Anonymous
Ausfags
Why don't you just give the Abbos their rightful clay in the middle of the inhospitable desert, and reform the inhabitable areas of your country as New Australia?
1 hours later 8072218 Anonymous
>>8072192
Can I bring a bunch of Dutch people along and declare independence?
1 hours later 8072234 Anonymous
>>8072210
Give an inch and they'll take a mile.
Or "give a centimetre and they'll take a kilometre" for everyone else.
1 hours later 8072266 Anonymous
>>8072218
As long as you pay tribute to the giant spiders.
1 hours later 8072279 Anonymous
>>8072266
And blood sacrifice.
1 hours later 8072290 Anonymous
From what I've read the Australian soil is already suffering from salinization caused by irrigation and it's getting worse. Agriculture in Australia only exists because of government money going there, and importing another 30 million people to stomp the country seems like a bad thing to do.
1 hours later 8072301 Anonymous
>>8072266
Sure thing. We'll pay them a few shirts for their land.
>>8072279
Heck no, we're no Mayans. Perhaps we could buy some Australians to offer though?
1 hours later 8072314 Anonymous
>>8072290
And yet, the government is hell-bent on doing just that.
1 hours later 8072321 Anonymous
>>8072301
It doesn't have to be human, a few goats will satiate them normally.
1 hours later 8072350 Anonymous
>>8072234
MOI LANNNN
SACRED LANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
SUCK MA DICK SO GOOD CUNT
cunt
1 hours later 8072366 Anonymous
>>8072321
We'll try playing the digereedoo and singing Dutch songs as some sort of sacrifice.
1 hours later 8072370 Anonymous
>>8072210
Because the inhospitable desert is full of valuable rocks, and our mining companies don't want to have to pay Aborigines for the right to dig them up.
1 hours later 8072377 Anonymous
>>8072301
>We'll pay them a few shirts for their land.
>Being this naive
>Thinking a one off tribute will appease the spider overlords
>Not realising each month requires the sacrifice of one virgin girl to the spider kingdom
>Not knowing about the spider war of independence and armistice borders
1 hours later 8072389 Anonymous
>>8072350
SARCK ME ORF AT THE NEXT STAYSHUN PLOISE!
>>8072366
That won't cut it. I'm telling you this for your own safety.
1 hours later 8072445 Anonymous
Making a petition for the US to colonize the central desert part of Australia and make a second Las Vegas. Prostitution is actually legal in Australia so it will be even better.
1 hours later 8072472 Anonymous
>>8072314
Your government thinks to big of themselves, with all the censorship, anti-smoking shit and projects in the style of Mao.
1 hours later 8072475 Anonymous
>>8072377
What was worse, the Emu war or the Spider war of Independence? What are the spider's weak spots? We're plotting on killing them all instead now.
>>8072389
In that case we'll try to arrange an agreement with them. We'll protect them against the emu's or something.
1 hours later 8072479 Anonymous
>>8072445
Brothels are only legal in the Eastern states, you will have to put it in the QLD or NSW desert.
1 hours later 8072524 Anonymous
>>8072475
The emu war was more embarrassing but the spider war incurred greater casualties. Poison shall not weary them, nor the fangs condemn, but at the sacrificial altar we shall remember them.
1 hours later 8072530 Anonymous
>>8072445
>Australian Las Vegas
That's like some sort of demented fever dream somebody would have.
All you can eat shrimp on the barbie
Free VB for all gamblers
Holdens everywhere
Mad cunt abbos assaulting people in the streets
Strippers calling you a pommie cunt when you don't pay them enough
Crocodile Dundee impersonators instead of Elvis impersonators
Hotels like the Huntsman and the Grand Emu
Inhospitable Heat
Spiders in your hotel room
Mad cunt abbos in your hotel room
Sunburnt Dutch tourists with silly hats and sandals
I wanna go there.
1 hours later 8072656 Anonymous
>>8072530
I wish Australian pubs had quaint names like their English counterparts. Instead they are all boring.
1 hours later 8072793 Anonymous
>>8072656
So Aussies would be cool with an Australian New Vegas? I just assumed you already had a purpose built pleasure city built some normally inhospitable wasteland.
1 hours later 8072804 Anonymous
>>8072793
No, we don't believe in capitalism.
1 hours later 8072814 Anonymous
>>8072530
>Vegas
The slot machines can have a computer voice that says "Gizza dolla cunt!"
1 hours later 8072835 Anonymous
>>8072804
Well said, comrade. Crush the capitalist pigs.
1 hours later 8072859 Anonymous
>>8072835
Sorry, I should have added that we are fine with foreigners fleecing us.
11 hours later 8079480 Anonymous
>>8072530
get your jews to gibe money and ill get to work
11 hours later 8079492 Anonymous
>>8072793
the goldcoast is pretty much that
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