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2013-01-25 11:52 8048827 Anonymous (1357621778533.jpg 700x525 126kB)
What the fuck cunts? No Australia day thread?
I'd like to invite all you cunts from around the world to put a snag on the barbie, drink some beer, and bash some immigrants while wearing the flag of your country.
Got any plans for the day, Ausbros?
2 min later 8048882 Anonymous
Probably gonna relax and be glad I don't live in a wretched country
6 min later 8048944 Anonymous
>>8048882
Australia is awesome. Fuck you.
Some shitposting sure, but I think deep down they are our Anglo bros.
7 min later 8048956 Anonymous
about damn time
btw how much are you mates sick of this music?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_TzjFbS keg
because i think it's the awesomest music ever
7 min later 8048964 Anonymous (6889643457.png 432x550 493kB)
>>8048944
>Some shitposting sure
>Some
8 min later 8048980 Anonymous
if it was up to me i would nuke prisoner island without hesitation
8 min later 8048989 Anonymous
Are white immigrants welcome in Australia?
9 min later 8049000 Anonymous
>>8048964
Canada in charge of handling the banter
>>8048989
Of course. Bonus points if you're not British.
9 min later 8049006 Anonymous
>>8048989
Yeah pretty much. We might poke some fun at your accent if you have one, but otherwise, no worries.
12 min later 8049045 Anonymous
>>8048989
they're full
12 min later 8049054 Anonymous
>>8048944
>defending australia
>implying they consider us their 'bros"
>implying they don't hate us
13 min later 8049069 Anonymous (1287005650461.jpg 800x600 70kB)
>>8049000
You don't have no grim council estates neway.
13 min later 8049078 Anonymous (the-1st-annual-edgy-awards1[1].jpg_w.jpg 595x387 85kB)
>>8048980
I nearly cut myself on your edgy.
13 min later 8049080 Anonymous
>>8049054
Everybody hates you America. It's the price of relevance. We do like you more than most countries though.
16 min later 8049131 Anonymous (1353470544077.jpg 960x720 235kB)
Abbo cunt lebbo cunt bogan cunt pommy cunt fosters cunt muh ashes cunt sheila cunt blimey cunt g'day cunt shrimp on the barby cunt fucking cunt cunt cunt FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL.
Did I mention you are all cunts?
16 min later 8049149 Anonymous
Fuck, any grog shops open today? All I got is a 6 pack of TED's
17 min later 8049158 Anonymous (image.jpg 628x316 66kB)
Dear world no glow in the dark coral sperm oceans?
Fags.
18 min later 8049174 Anonymous
Straya Day cunts!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4AchHTN- XQ
19 min later 8049199 Anonymous
>>8049131
*yawn*
You're a bit of an old lady aren't you?
Did your knitting get knotted up today darling?
19 min later 8049201 Anonymous
>>8049149
The public holiday is on Monday, but it depends on the business and the state you're in.
21 min later 8049243 Anonymous
>>8049199
Go suck a bag of fucking kangaroo dicks cunt. Blimey pommy cunts.
24 min later 8049308 Anonymous
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2013-01-26/yo ur-pics-australia-day-2013/4484330
>>8049243
You fucken idiot, Brits are what we call Poms.
24 min later 8049313 Anonymous
>>8049243
Oh you're feisty. Your nursing home not feeding you dog food and bathing you in kerosene?
24 min later 8049315 Anonymous (1355699928760.png 600x600 17kB)
STRAYA TIME
HELL YEAH MOTHERFUCKER
26 min later 8049352 Anonymous
>>8049243
pommy aka pome = prisoner of mother england
27 min later 8049371 Anonymous
>>8049313
Did you not have enough fosters with shrimps from the barby cunt smothered in vegemite?
27 min later 8049377 Anonymous
>>8049158
That's ningaloo reef yes?
28 min later 8049387 Anonymous
>>8049201
If anything is open I'ma get me sum of this shit
http://danmurphys.com.au/product/DM_7203 79/bundaberg-spiced-rum
29 min later 8049402 Anonymous
>>8049371
See now you're just dribbling utter shit.
Try harder and apply yourself.
30 min later 8049426 Anonymous
>>8049402
Don't reply to the haters. They aren't worth the banter
30 min later 8049427 Anonymous
Fuck Straya day, I'm going to the Fully Tabooly Kebab Stop and drinking Hoegaarden today.
31 min later 8049446 Anonymous
>>8049158
jesus christ, is that thing toxic?
what am i asking, i should ask instead WHAT is not TOXIC over there?? are dropbears toxic???
31 min later 8049447 Anonymous
>>8049402
Why don't you abbo bogan cunt go apply your dick to a fucking koala you cunt.
31 min later 8049453 Anonymous (image.jpg 180x180 19kB)
>>8049387
Have one on me mate!
33 min later 8049481 Anonymous
>>8049453
I'm gonna skull a fucken TED irl now for you bru
33 min later 8049487 Anonymous
>>8049446
It's just coral cum. Coral sperm here glows in the dark. It's safe but it's sperm you wouldn't swim in it...
35 min later 8049524 Anonymous
>>8049487
sounds like Sweden would love it there.
37 min later 8049565 Anonymous
>>8049524
You don't know how right you are.
Sperm in the ocean.
Abos on shore.
They'd be in paradise.
44 min later 8049706 Anonymous
>>8049565
Yeah but they'd melt since they're nordick
47 min later 8049770 Anonymous
not OP but keep this shit going while I grab some bundy and pies
48 min later 8049808 Anonymous (The_Founding_of_Australia.jpg 478x350 58kB)
Is it true abbos complain about this day? And about how "the british destroyed our beautiful culture"
49 min later 8049830 Anonymous
An Englishman wanted to become an Irishman, so he visited a doctor to find out how to go about this. "Well" said the doctor, "this is a very delicate operation and there is a lot that can go wrong. I will have to remove half your brain". "That's OK" said the Englishman. "I've always wanted to be Irish and I'm prepared to take the risk".
The operation went ahead but the Englishman woke to find a look of horror on the face of the doctor. "I'm so terribly sorry!!" the doctor said. "Instead of removing half the brain, I've taken the whole brain out". The patient replied, "No worries, mate!!"
50 min later 8049832 Anonymous
>>8049808
yep
http://www.abc.net.au/pm/content/2012/s3 417301.htm
52 min later 8049874 Anonymous
>>8049808
most abbos couldn't give two shits about whatever the rest of the country is doing.
and it's not like australia was a one-off, europeans destroyed cultures all around the world
54 min later 8049918 Anonymous (question-3480519.jpg 350x280 16kB)
>>8049832
Disgusting.
I, for one, congratulate the UK for civilizing the world and all that.
55 min later 8049928 Anonymous (1353899461191.jpg 960x702 134kB)
>>8049808
Fuck the abos. Everyone hates them.
55 min later 8049940 Anonymous
>>8049918
fuck off you homosexual somalian-loving pice of shit why don't you go suck black dicks and put fingers up your anus like the rest of you swedish subhuman fucks
57 min later 8049970 Anonymous
>>8049940
Swedish people are cool. Don't be a rude cunt
57 min later 8049971 Anonymous
>>8049940
Noice one pops.
58 min later 8049988 Anonymous (image.jpg 2592x1936 1804kB)
Ancient abo cuisine
59 min later 8050005 Anonymous
>>8049988
>macca's
What the fuck?
59 min later 8050011 Anonymous (image.jpg 769x1200 323kB)
1 hours later 8050037 Anonymous
>>8050005
It's called Maccas now but in abo talk it was called "Macca Maccas"
1 hours later 8050047 Anonymous
Fuck you Australia. I tried to make a Burns' Night thread and /int/ ignored me.
I hate you /int/. You've turned me bitter.
1 hours later 8050049 Anonymous (image.jpg 560x461 105kB)
1 hours later 8050066 Anonymous
>>8050047
There there. If I had seen it, I would have posted in it.
1 hours later 8050083 Anonymous
>>8050047
>>/hm/
1 hours later 8050100 Anonymous (image.jpg 644x720 170kB)
1 hours later 8050122 Anonymous
FUCKING BOGAN CUNTS
IM DOWN AT CRONULLA BEACH
IM USING YOUR BEACH WITH MY FAMILY
WE ARE MIMMIGRANTS
COME AND GET US
1 hours later 8050123 Anonymous
>>8050083
>>8050066
Come on guys, I was trying to shitpost in the time-honoured Aussie tradition. Just because my thread didn't get any replies doesn't mean I'll detract from yours (although now there is a large thread on haggis so I'm happy).
Hope to visit Australia again sometime, you guys seem to have a pretty good life down there.
1 hours later 8050125 Anonymous (image.jpg 768x1024 304kB)
1 hours later 8050135 Anonymous (thumbs_australia-0020.jpg 600x582 47kB)
Meanwhile, in Australia...
1 hours later 8050140 Anonymous
>>8050100
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pla yer_embedded&v=43NHYfbbF20
1 hours later 8050146 Anonymous
>>8050135
LOL
1 hours later 8050157 Anonymous (image.jpg 720x577 161kB)
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1 hours later 8050187 Anonymous
>>8050123
I wish that Scotland had its own flag here!
1 hours later 8050237 Anonymous
>>8050187
>Only 23 per cent of people in Scotland say they now support independence, according to the latest Scottish Social Attitudes Survey.
>That figure is the same as 2010, which was the lowest since devolution. For 2011, the figure was 32 per cent.
1 hours later 8050274 Anonymous
>>8050237
m80, fuck off. This is AUSTRALIA thread.
And if Jersey gets its own flag...
1 hours later 8050461 Anonymous
>>8050274
>m80
matie? I'll be using that one.
1 hours later 8050659 Anonymous
STRAYA STRAYA STRAYA. CUNT CUNT CUNT
1 hours later 8050671 Anonymous
>>8050659
Yeah man, Australia.
3 hours later 8052793 Anonymous
>>8048827
>I'd like to invite you all to drink some beer
Everyone can unite to that idea! Except muslims...
3 hours later 8052887 Anonymous
>>8052793
You think I'm going to consider them on Australia day?
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