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2013-01-24 10:04 8013115 Anonymous (photo.png 717x960 806kB)
i found this thing crawling around, i have no idea wtf is it.

1 min later 8013123 Anonymous
is food eat food

2 min later 8013138 Anonymous
its a damn spider bloody hell i don't go outside and even i know thats one of australia retarded insects

3 min later 8013143 Anonymous
>>8013123 what if it turns out to be kebab

4 min later 8013164 Anonymous
sharpie in pooper

5 min later 8013175 Anonymous
Take a picture with a 50c coin for size comparison.

25 min later 8013349 Anonymous
Keeping it's legs closed, what a fag.

38 min later 8013441 The, Nutella
Put it in a person's backpack. Post results.

1 hours later 8013754 Anonymous
>>8013115 WE ALIEN NOW

1 hours later 8013771 Anonymous
We have those here as well. We like to call them "sticks".

1 hours later 8013780 Anonymous
Fuck Australia

1 hours later 8013788 Anonymous
Whatever it is, I bet it's extremely poisonous.

1 hours later 8013801 Anonymous
>>8013780 lel, why do you stay in America then? Your wildlife is scarier than ours.

1 hours later 8013814 Anonymous
>>8013801 I live near some of the largest bears in the world and I'd still rather live here than deal with your giant fucking spiders.

1 hours later 8013832 Anonymous
>>8013814 A biotech company in Melbourne developed antivenoms for the Sydney funnel web and redback years ago. There have been no deaths from spider bites in Australia since 1981. I doubt you can say the same about bears.

1 hours later 8013851 Anonymous
>>8013832 Yeah but bears are cute until they're eating you. Funnel webs are terrifying and the worst part is; death is no longer an escape from the terror.

1 hours later 8013864 南京大虐殺
>>8013115 looks like a slimline spider Its called a net-casting spider

1 hours later 8013878 Anonymous
>>8013832 >implying it's the death that scares me

1 hours later 8013895 Anonymous
>>8013878 Isn't all fear ultimately a fear of death?

1 hours later 8013940 Anonymous
>>8013895 Well, yeah, but you know what I mean.

1 hours later 8013952 Anonymous
>>8013940 Yeah, I do. I'm an arachnophobe, when I see pictures of them I get this sickening crawling feeling on my legs.

1 hours later 8013961 Anonymous
Looks like a malnourished st andrews cross spider

2 hours later 8014359 Anonymous
>>8013961 lel

2 hours later 8014416 Anonymous
better watch out better not cry better stay up late and i'm telling you why the mass murdering stick insect is going to eat you in your sleep

4 hours later 8015716 Anonymous (SDC15061.jpg 3264x2448 2523kB)
Hey guys i just found this thing crawling around, I think it likes me.

4 hours later 8015748 Anonymous
>>8015716 Quid futuo fecit is that demonic creature?

4 hours later 8015795 Anonymous (SDC15065.jpg 3264x2448 2533kB)
>>8015748 I don't know but it looks friendly. Reminds me of a tram.

4 hours later 8015858 Anonymous
>>8015795 Giant Peacock Moth caterpillar

4 hours later 8015909 Anonymous
>>8015716 >>8015795 >>8015858 Those blue "pods" contain poison, right?

4 hours later 8015937 Anonymous
>>8013138 spiders have 8 legs. 8(I think) eyes and a venom. if one of those lack, it's not a spider

4 hours later 8015961 Anonymous (20110606_Argiope aetherea_lab.jpg 300x360 10kB)
>>8013115 Looks like a sub species of the St Andrews Cross Spider. very common garden spider

4 hours later 8015964 Anonymous
>>8015937 It has 8 legs, they're just positioned next to each other in pairs while it sits in the web, so look like it only has 4

4 hours later 8015988 Anonymous (SDC15063.jpg 3264x2448 2535kB)
>>8015858 Yeah I know, was just playing along. >>8015909 No, it just makes it harder to swallow. Pic related, it's in striking position. If I was in Australia I would have probably been already dead.

4 hours later 8015997 南京大虐殺 (netcasting_3.jpg 1000x787 60kB)
>>8015961 nope its a net-casting spider, specifically deinopis subrufa pic related

4 hours later 8016006 Anonymous (750px-Argiope_aurantia_male.jpg 750x600 33kB)
>>8015909 >>8015964 Argiope genus Spiders have an X shape where at a distance the double side by side legs looks like a single one.

4 hours later 8016009 Anonymous
>>8015988 Please swallow it to be certain it's defences are working.

4 hours later 8016019 Miroslav (1356912339442.gif 598x472 50kB)
>This thread

4 hours later 8016024 Anonymous (asdwewqer.jpg 500x750 36kB)
>>8015997 Actually i would say your right, the OP's picture does look like a Deinopis genus spider.

4 hours later 8016026 Anonymous
>>8015988 I see. Would not swallow

4 hours later 8016029 Anonymous (SDC15090.jpg 3264x2448 2578kB)
>>8016009 You'd love to see that, wouldn't you?

4 hours later 8016047 Anonymous (buggerthis.gif 286x167 1905kB)
>>8015988 >mfw

4 hours later 8016054 Anonymous
>>8015988 What happens if you squeeze it

4 hours later 8016064 Anonymous
>>8016006 What the fuck that thing is not right

4 hours later 8016069 Anonymous (P1010042-290907a.jpg 760x448 32kB)
>>8015997 yep the flat rectangle abdomen is a sure give away

4 hours later 8016070 Anonymous (ADJNFJSNNUGANIf.gif 200x163 1311kB)
>>8016006 >those hairs >those spiky legs STOP IT PLEASE I BEG YOU

4 hours later 8016091 Anonymous (P1020813_rw_311010.jpg 760x728 155kB)
More Deinopis subrufa

4 hours later 8016103 Anonymous (P1170360_24-06-09.jpg 760x566 29kB)
i find it quite a handsome creature

4 hours later 8016116 Anonymous (CHEEKYSPIDER.jpg 1660x1384 331kB)
Caught this cunt right before I draped the towel over my body. What a trap. Found another same size babby huntsman inside the clothes on my floor after I chucked them in the washing machine. He was all curled up and dead so I didn't take pic. Happens all the time. The younger you learn the old tupperware trick the better you are.

4 hours later 8016121 Anonymous (135273031014613203042_0cf91674.jpg 634x355 37kB)
guess

4 hours later 8016129 南京大虐殺
spider genocide best day of my life

4 hours later 8016141 Anonymous
>>8016121 Just some distant relative of spongebob

4 hours later 8016144 Niggatron3000
Oh god this thread. I already panic with small spiders, not that i'm an aracnophobe but I get alarmed and I either grab and put it in the outside of my window or kill it. So glad I'm not australian

4 hours later 8016147 Anonymous
>>8016121 I remember this, that's the sponge that eats fish or something right?

4 hours later 8016162 Anonymous
>>8015716 >>8015795 I captured the same thing when I was a kid. It transforms in a brown moth.

4 hours later 8016179 Anonymous
>>8016147 I think it kind of starfish https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VC3tAtXd aik

4 hours later 8016241 Anonymous
>>8013851 Funnel webs sounds fun

5 hours later 8016279 Anonymous
>>8016116 Set it on fire Put it in a glass, seal the top and put it in the freezer Put it in a catapult Throw it into a cement mixer

5 hours later 8016355 Anonymous (venus_fly_trap_1.jpg 400x300 29kB)
>>8016121 >>8016147 >>8016179 Pretty much the Venus Fly Trap of the Ocean.

5 hours later 8016358 Anonymous
>>8016279 Nah I just do the same thing Swedes do with muslims. Let them go outside and run wild.

5 hours later 8016365 Anonymous
>>8015997 Actually I like the shape of that spider. It is just a combination of X and Y. Minimalism done right. Good job spiders net hivemind .

5 hours later 8016397 Anonymous (f23423423.jpg 282x216 70kB)
Wait till you cunts find out that Spiders in Australia also contain and host Alien Worm species inside them! http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pla yer_embedded&v=4E5vUUtSWT4

5 hours later 8016399 Anonymous
>>8016358 I'd show you the one in my freezer, but i'm afraid i've launched him with my catapult already.

5 hours later 8016520 Anonymous (1359018269498.jpg 717x960 90kB)
>>8013115 Not so spooky now.

5 hours later 8016533 Anonymous
Try being stuck in a small room (toilet) with one door, and the doorknob has an adult fucking huntsman on it. You foreigners don't know fear.

5 hours later 8016552 Anonymous (EmuWar.jpg 316x628 75kB)
Never change, Ausbros.

5 hours later 8016578 Anonymous (Bill Clinton laughs.png 250x250 69kB)
>>8016520 hahaha oh god

5 hours later 8016595 Anonymous
>>8016397 >Enormous, parasitic worms inside gigantic, poisonous spiders Oh man, Australia sounds cooler every time I come to /int/.

5 hours later 8016646 NT4LyfeFUKDAUSTRALIA (1358575342040.jpg 1600x1183 767kB)
>>8016552 made this for you

5 hours later 8016673 Anonymous
Imagine the world if spiders realised humans were terrified by them and united against us.

5 hours later 8016692 Anonymous (USA-PRC.jpg 1409x888 600kB)
>>8016646 I love that you save my collages, Ausbro. :3 Have a PRC vs USA.

5 hours later 8016716 Anonymous
OP it looks like one of those stick insects to me could yo try to do catch it and do a close-up the face? I only saw them at the zoo but there weren't any pics of their faces and I only saw walking sticks around so I'm curious.

5 hours later 8016735 Anonymous
Is that some kind of insect that disguise itself as tree branch?

5 hours later 8016819 Anonymous (sp&worm.jpg 283x400 25kB)
>>8016716 >>8016735 See >>8015997

5 hours later 8016858 Anonymous (SDC15091.jpg 3264x2448 2640kB)
>>8016819 Oh yes, worms like that seek water, so if a Spider dies near something that has a liquid in your house, well, lel.

5 hours later 8016874 Anonymous
>>8016358 10/10

5 hours later 8016882 Anonymous
>>8016520 FUCKING LOL

6 hours later 8017151 NT4LyfeFUKDAUSTRALIA
>>8016692 ^-^

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