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2013-01-24 08:24 8012331 Anonymous (nordic-countries1.png 706x599 145kB)
Daily reminder that you will never live in a Nordic country

0 min later 8012341 Anonymous
>Implying

1 min later 8012342 Anonymous
Soon.

1 min later 8012346 Anonymous
>>8012341 France isn't Nordic

2 min later 8012357 Anonymous
>>8012346 You sure of this ?

2 min later 8012364 Anonymous
If so it would be because I don't want to live in a glorified socialistic shithole, not because I wouldn't be able to get in or afford it

3 min later 8012366 Anonymous
>>8012331 At least i am able to socialize without being a socially awkward retard. Feels good to understand people and social situations

3 min later 8012367 Anonymous
>>8012357 Yes Also, friendly reminder that Canada isn't either. Stay out, Ontario and Norgeboo

3 min later 8012368 Anonymous (puukko.gif 900x675 285kB)
For spurdo for Funland.

3 min later 8012369 Anonymous (EESTI.png 250x350 35kB)
http://www.economist.com/blogs/theworldi n2011/2010/12/baltic_states_will_show_th eir_differences_2011

4 min later 8012373 Anonymous
>>8012364 >HURR DURR EVIL SOCIALIST

4 min later 8012375 Anonymous
Reminder that I live in a Scandinavian country.

5 min later 8012388 Anonymous (1358842259453.jpg 612x308 30kB)
>>8012366 Reminder that /int/ is not meant to be taken seriously

5 min later 8012391 Anonymous
>>8012331 Daily reminder that Yuropoors don't own the moon or Mars.

5 min later 8012393 Anonymous
>>8012378 That does not a nordic country make

6 min later 8012398 Anonymous
>>8012391 Daily reminder that the space treaty exists.

7 min later 8012403 Anonymous
>>8012366 >2013 >social contact ISHYGDDT

7 min later 8012409 Anonymous
>>8012391 Daily reminder that we run this.;)

7 min later 8012410 Anonymous
REMOVE YUROP remove yurop you are worst yuro. you are the yuro idiot you are the yuro smell. convert to islam. to our canada cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,garmany we will never forgeve you. nazi rascal FUck but fuck asshole yuro stink uk mohhamad mohhamad..dresden bombing best day of my life. take a bath of dead nazi..ahahahahahYUROP WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget ww2 .USA we kill the fuhrer , yurop return to your precious islam….hahahahaha idiot yurop smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE YUROP FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. russia+usa+canada+australia=kill yurop…you will ww2/ john lennon alive in usa, lennon making album of usa .lennon usa. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha… you are ppoor stink yuropoor… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a mudhut ….fuck the uk ,..FUCKk ashol yuros no good i spit? in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry.kill all the yuro farm aminal with marines now we the usa rule .ape of the zoo queen fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and yurop wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. usa greattst countrey

8 min later 8012411 Anonymous
im okay with that. >living in the city with below 0 degree celsius

9 min later 8012416 Anonymous (prince-henrik-of-denmark.jpg 1280x931 168kB)
>>8012367 We danish now !

9 min later 8012418 Anonymous
I live in rural Alaska. Beautiful scenery, cold weather, and no people. Why would I ever want to move?

10 min later 8012425 Anonymous (PrinsVelo_gal03.ashx.jpg 450x566 66kB)
>>8012416 Enjoy having no power ever

10 min later 8012429 Anonymous (1352579868364.jpg 190x251 9kB)
>denmark >nordic they're not even attached to us by land.

10 min later 8012430 Anonymous
>>8012425 >Denmark >power All of my lel.

11 min later 8012437 Anonymous
>>8012429 Neither is Iceland What's your point?

12 min later 8012448 Anonymous
>>8012437 >Iceland >Nordic

12 min later 8012454 Anonymous
>>8012437 He's saying you're not white man.

13 min later 8012458 Anonymous
>>8012448 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nordic_coun tries

13 min later 8012463 Anonymous
>Denmark >Nordic try harder, south europe.

14 min later 8012471 Anonymous (13198370852.png 985x659 128kB)
>>8012442 we dont need fame. you should know better.

14 min later 8012474 Anonymous
>>8012458 Nice job editing that article just now Denmark. If you are connected by land to Sweden you ain't Nordic. Sweden says so

15 min later 8012479 Anonymous (560px-Nordic_Battlegroup.svg.png 560x599 129kB)
>Denmark >Nordic

15 min later 8012483 Anonymous
>>8012331 Why isn't Greenland on there?

15 min later 8012485 Anonymous (1358396624056.png 298x332 111kB)
>>8012474 >>8012475 0/10

16 min later 8012487 Anonymous
>>8012479 >potato >potato

16 min later 8012489 Anonymous
>>8012483 Technically not a nordic country, just a part of the Kingdom of Denmark

16 min later 8012490 Anonymous
Sweden is the best country on earth.

20 min later 8012510 Anonymous (1224505654408.jpg 214x216 39kB)
>>8012479 Wait a minute...

20 min later 8012511 Anonymous
>>8012487 France shouldn't you be out killing Mali children? You imperialist

20 min later 8012512 Anonymous (1359013194098.png 560x599 138kB)
fixed

21 min later 8012520 Anonymous
>>8012512 >>8012479 You're both wrong

23 min later 8012531 Anonymous
>>8012511 We do , don't worry about it

25 min later 8012546 Anonymous (400px-Coat_of_Arms_of_the_Nordic_Battlegroup.svg.png 400x519 159kB)
>>8012520 Sweden, Finland, Norway, Ireland and Estonia are the only true Nordic brothers. We ride together, we die together. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nordic_Batt le_Group

26 min later 8012551 Anonymous (image.jpg 200x261 17kB)
>Denmark >Nordic

29 min later 8012568 Anonymous (scand.jpg 1030x418 66kB)
Scand thread?

31 min later 8012576 Anonymous
Endless rural cities without any liveliness? No thanks.

31 min later 8012581 Anonymous
>>8012568 Why is it always Americans who point out penises on everything?

32 min later 8012585 Anonymous
>>8012331 >>8012331 >>8012331 Wrong!

32 min later 8012587 Anonymous
>>8012585 But you don't.

33 min later 8012596 Anonymous
>>8012587 Next summer, my dear anon

34 min later 8012597 Anonymous
>>8012331 Get on our level Denmark.

34 min later 8012601 Anonymous
>>8012597 Not nordic >>8012596 Sounds nice, where are you moving?

34 min later 8012604 Anonymous (I Like What I'm Reading.jpg 432x597 62kB)
>tfw you'll never live in a nordic country

35 min later 8012608 Anonymous
>>8012604 They sound like awfully boring places to live. You need SOME sleaze

45 min later 8012675 Anonymous (1283346086002.jpg 208x208 25kB)
>>8012608 Atleast fucked moslems dont try force their laws uppon our countries.

46 min later 8012682 Anonymous
>>8012608 Taking it sleazy, man All day erryday

46 min later 8012690 Anonymous
>>8012608 Denmark is the sleaziest country I know of. > zoophilia is allowed > porn everywhere > cheap beer > gypsy language

48 min later 8012703 Anonymous
>>8012690 First country to legalize porn Feels good man. Straya could learn from us

49 min later 8012707 Anonymous
I dont care. We have bundas.

51 min later 8012720 Anonymous
I wish I could move to Sweden... but I don't speak Swedish. ;_;

52 min later 8012729 Anonymous
>>8012720 Scandinavian countries are easy to learn if you can speak english.

53 min later 8012733 Anonymous
>>8012729 languages* fuck

54 min later 8012749 Anonymous (1358928037304.gif 280x210 1045kB)
>>8012690

55 min later 8012755 Anonymous
>>8012720 Most swedeners speak good English, you'll be fine.

55 min later 8012756 Anonymous
>>8012690 Not to mention: >420 blaze it faggot

56 min later 8012764 Anonymous
Isn't Luxembourg better than Scandinavia?

56 min later 8012765 Anonymous
>>8012756 >>8012690 sounds like a wannabe holland >>8012675 i actually think finland is pretty cool.

56 min later 8012766 Anonymous
>>8012764 No

1 hours later 8012812 Anonymous (Map-Flag_of_the_Soviet_Union.png 612x421 38kB)
>>8012331 >reminder: you will all become part of the glorious union one day.

1 hours later 8012837 Anonymous
I can't decide where I want to live. Ideally, I want to live in a place that's cold, has lots of snow, doesn't place emphasis on social interaction, is liberal, has enough money to provide for its citizens, has nice scenery, has free speech, values intelligence, isn't religious, and has an interesting culture. Greenland?

1 hours later 8012840 Anonymous
>>8012837 Thats Denmark

1 hours later 8012875 Anonymous
>>8012840 Hey can ask you something? Do a lot of people in Denmark know a lot about Greenland, or know people or family member who live there or anything? I mean, how many people actually live there anyway? Do people from Greenland often come to Denmark? Also aren't they inuit or something too? I'm just interested

1 hours later 8012889 Anonymous
>>8012875 A lot of people from Greenland come to Denmark actually, i went to school with three of them. The adult/middle aged ones, usually end up as alcoholics though. Younger people usually know nothing about the place, only that it's big and frozen, but older people usually know what they're talking about, my grandmother travels there every year.

1 hours later 8012928 Anonymous
>>8012840 What do you mean?

1 hours later 8012938 Anonymous
>>8012928 That the country you want to go to is Denmark

1 hours later 8012957 Anonymous
>>8012331 >Daily reminder that you will never want to live in a freezer fixed it for you OP

1 hours later 8012962 herpertti
So? It isnt that special to be considered "nordic" what does beign nordi provide us? Cold fucking weather

1 hours later 8012967 Anonymous
>>8012581 It's because Americans are manchilds. The censorship of curse words makes them think that it's edgy to say it even though you are 20+. In Sweden they can call someone a proper cunt without it being censored.

1 hours later 8012980 Anonymous
>>8012967 manchildren

1 hours later 8012982 Anonymous (1337738098441.jpg 117x127 5kB)
Daily reminder that you must deal with the scourge of bornholm

1 hours later 8012988 Anonymous
>>8012982 What's wrong with Bornholm?

1 hours later 8013006 Anonymous
>>8012546 It's basically Sweden +100 soldiers from each of the other countries. >mfw >>8012980 My dick stands erected

1 hours later 8013023 Anonymous
>>8012812 Those were the days.

1 hours later 8013037 Anonymous (tumblr_m4fio3u5KW1rwfsg6o1_400.png 391x417 272kB)
>>8012416 >>8012425 Man, who the fuck cares. It's all about Knugen and his hats.

1 hours later 8013045 Anonymous
>>8013037 Riding on a fucking Solex is more badass than hats

1 hours later 8013073 Anonymous (image.jpg 700x581 60kB)
>>8013045 Do not argue with me.

1 hours later 8013077 Anonymous
Fuck the cold.

1 hours later 8013080 Anonymous (24258492-f5fca7a94849cd359e18e56e5af91c44.jpg 647x363 44kB)
>>8013073 Nigga please

1 hours later 8013084 Anonymous (Texas.jpg 500x301 63kB)
>>8013077 >Muh mexican genes

1 hours later 8013116 Anonymous (tumblr_m4fijkO6mD1rwfsg6o1_500.jpg 440x354 44kB)
>>8013080 So it begins.

1 hours later 8013122 Anonymous
>>8013084 Hasn't anyone told you about irony? Fuck the heat too.

1 hours later 8013148 Anonymous (3396493-prins-henrik.jpg 2000x1478 991kB)
>>8013116 Don't start something you can't finish

1 hours later 8013155 Anonymous (Indians in the Snow Wallpaper__yvt2.jpg 1024x768 106kB)
>>8013122 >Muh northern indian genes

1 hours later 8013168 Anonymous
>tfw I love the cold >tfw I live in fucking Florida

1 hours later 8013182 Anonymous (knugen.jpg 402x541 127kB)
>>8013148 I wouldn't dream of it.

1 hours later 8013184 Anonymous
>>8013168 You love it until you have to endure it.

1 hours later 8013190 Anonymous (Nyt_rstaffel_p__Ama_454048m.jpg 600x338 23kB)
>>8013182 I don't think you know what you're doing

1 hours later 8013199 Anonymous (1273154178_1273123322_0019.jpg 700x505 40kB)
>>8013190 Prepare your orifices.

1 hours later 8013205 Anonymous (Prins Henrik med sjov hat.jpg 300x285 120kB)
>>8013199

1 hours later 8013225 Anonymous (Carl_XVI_Gustaf_10_550x444.jpg 550x444 57kB)
>>8013205 I didn't think I would have to use this.

1 hours later 8013240 Anonymous (ste_henrik.jpg 430x310 26kB)
>>8013225 I'm calling shoop on that one

1 hours later 8013242 Anonymous
Is there anyone in the world who gives less of a fuck than Knugen? Find anyone who does. Protip: You can't.

1 hours later 8013260 Anonymous (Kung.jpg 287x347 21kB)
>>8013242

1 hours later 8013269 Anonymous (fla-henriStor-0514__425945d.jpg 294x535 233kB)
>>8013242 Prince Henrik Royalty in general couldn't give a single fuck, because they know they can get away with it

1 hours later 8013275 Anonymous (full_911002534.jpg 400x360 24kB)
>>8013240 Alright, you got me on that one. At least it looks powerful. I like this one. It shows Knugen has a healthy sense of wariness towards the outside world >>8013242 This.

1 hours later 8013278 Anonymous
>>8013168 >>8013184 Cold: you can get dressed until you are comfortable Warm: can't undress due to social constricts. Advantage: cold.

1 hours later 8013284 Anonymous (Prins_Henrik_.jpg 600x400 38kB)
>>8013275

2 hours later 8013310 Anonymous
Is there crime in Scandinavia? I don't own a gun, but I was thinking about buying one for self-defense (I live in a VERY crime-infested state). If I move to Scandinavia, however, I may need to change plans since they don't exactly have the same permissive attitude towards guns that we have here in Schoolshootingistan. Will I need to own a gun in Scandinavia?

2 hours later 8013313 Anonymous (o-KING-QUEEN-SWEDEN-570.jpg 570x357 85kB)
>>8012416 >>8013284 >DANES >NORDIC >NOT SECRETLY FRENCH

2 hours later 8013318 Anonymous
>>8013310 you won't

2 hours later 8013319 Anonymous
>>8013310 Crime rates are low as hell, there are ocassional chimpouts in Copenhagen where some niggers shoot some shit up, or bikers get into turf troubles, but otherwise it's quiet as hell

2 hours later 8013334 Anonymous
>>8013310 > Will I need to own a gun in Scandinavia? Hah. No. Hell, I'm a member of the local gun club and I don't own a gun.

2 hours later 8013335 Anonymous
>>8013310 You can't own a gun if you are not a hunter. Sweden have the highest rates of rape in the world after Lesotho. Seriously I am white and I have wandered through the bad parts of the Bronx at night and I felt safer there than in some of the bad areas of my town. Shit has gone downhill big time since the kebabs started coming here.

2 hours later 8013372 Anonymous
>>8013284 This is the first time in my life I've seen someone pull off wearing one of those hats

2 hours later 8013407 Anonymous
>>8013335 That's not true at all. Democratic Republic of the Congo has the highest rape rates, followed by South Africa.

2 hours later 8013425 Anonymous
>>8013372 Yeah, he is french And he makes wine I think that has something to do with it

2 hours later 8013478 Anonymous
>>8013407 Well on wikipedia it says. 1. South Africa 2. Botswana 3. Sweden You see what company we are with

2 hours later 8013485 Anonymous
>>8013478 I feel sorry for you Sweden. I hope there will be no hard feelings when we tear down the bridge.

2 hours later 8013521 Anonymous
>>8013478 You should stand up brother.

2 hours later 8013541 Anonymous
>>8013478 Definitions of rape varies and those are reported instances. So we have less strict definitions of rape and are better at reporting crimes. If our goal was to lower "Rape rates" we would encourage people not to report crimes and make the definition of rape stricter. Would that improve the quality of life?

2 hours later 8013715 Anonymous
>>8013541 How can Sweden be so pro-feminist and have such high rape rates at the same time?

2 hours later 8013733 Anonymous
>>8013541 so anything further than hover-hand is considered rape?, because you know, rape is, rape, as in forcefully put penis into someone's pee or poo hole

2 hours later 8013747 Anonymous
>>8013715 The high rates are because of feminists. Their definition of rape has made any attraction to females illegal

2 hours later 8013748 Anonymous
>>8012331 >Daily reminder this country are getting colonised by niggers so there is no interest of living there.

3 hours later 8013765 Anonymous
>>8013715 The feminists are more likely to claim rape, probably.

3 hours later 8013768 Anonymous
>>8013715 Maybe they rape to "rebel" against the feminists or something.

3 hours later 8013773 Anonymous
>>8013748 >Daily reminder that not every nordic country is Sweden

3 hours later 8013787 Anonymous
>>8013748 >Daily reminder to go back to /pol/.

3 hours later 8013820 Anonymous
I have a Brazilian friend that married a Norwegian and now lives there. She's taking language lessons though, they only speak in English. Thoughts on this?

8 hours later 8018441 Anonymous (1355234788888.jpg 210x251 16kB)
>Sweden >nordic

9 hours later 8018534 Anonymous
>>8013715 see >>8013541

9 hours later 8018819 Anonymous
>>8013168 FLfag here. I used to think the same until my job had me standing outside at night in 35 degree weather. Don't like the heat either, though. The humidity is a major cunt. Worse than the cold, imo. >tfw theres no country where the weather is perpetually 60 degrees

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