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2013-01-24 04:58 8010101 Anonymous (1358999821715.jpg 650x520 90kB)
Lets play a game /int/:
All of your countries neighbors invade you at once (if your an Island the countries nearest you). How does your country fair?
5 min later 8010205 Anonymous
>>8010101
Canada is a bunch of pussies, and Mexico is too poor. I think we can handle.
6 min later 8010215 Anonymous
>>8010205
what about russia?
7 min later 8010226 Anonymous
>>8010215
I thought you were ensuing neighbors who's physically touched us.
10 min later 8010265 Anonymous
Poor canada
Poor mongolia
13 min later 8010302 Anonymous (1358479049873.jpg 417x500 46kB)
>>8010101
>Russia, Canada, Mexico, Denmark by way of Greenland, Cuba/Haiti/The Bahamas/Jamaica/A bunch of other micronations in the Caribbean.
So long as Russia doesn't escalate the conflict to a nuclear one we'll pretty much spend three days stomping the shit out of whatever they can muster for a navy and end the war before we have to waste money conquering and subjugating them.
15 min later 8010329 Anonymous
>>8010101
Well, hopefully they'll allow us to learn grammar better.
15 min later 8010332 Anonymous
ITT: USA measuring its penis in front of a mirror
stay classy
17 min later 8010359 Anonymous
We'd be fucked
Although we could probably fight a pretty effective guerilla war afterwards though
17 min later 8010360 Anonymous
>>8010332
Every theoretical war thread is US dick measuring - or an excuse to measure it.
Comes with the territory of being a superpower with no immediate competition.
18 min later 8010368 Anonymous
Not good.
19 min later 8010386 Anonymous (Zealandia Arthur.jpg 212x204 9kB)
>no land borders
NZ is safe
Once again our only enemies are our allies France and the USA
21 min later 8010406 Anonymous
>>8010386
Nope, you gotta fight off the Australians and perhaps a couple other minor nations in Oceania.
22 min later 8010429 Anonymous
>>8010386
France has a territory right next to you
24 min later 8010442 Anonymous
>indonesia
>200+ muslims
>png
>nz
>france
enjoy moving across the continent in summer m98
27 min later 8010476 Anonymous
>>8010442
Don't forget Tasmania
1 hours later 8010885 Anonymous
>Russia
>Finland
>Stockholmers that would collapse the second they entered our woods
1 hours later 8010899 Anonymous
>Germany
>Sweden
Could probably slap Sweden
Germany might be tougher
1 hours later 8010901 Anonymous
>China
>Taiwan
>Indonesia
>Malaysia
We're fucked, that's like 1/2 of the world's population bearing down on us
1 hours later 8010919 Anonymous
Feels bad to have like 20 neighbouring countries, but then again it doesn't even matter because we wouldn't even last against Denmark or Belgium on their own.
1 hours later 8010928 Anonymous
>>8010899
Haha are you fucking with me? Germany could conquer your entire nation on an afternoon stroll
1 hours later 8010940 Anonymous
>>8010928
I know
1 hours later 8010947 Anonymous
Amerifag currently dwelling in South Korea... Murrica has been covered so I'll think about the latter.
North Korea attacks.
South Korea slaps their shit down in a matter of hours.
Game over happens pretty fast.
1 hours later 8010949 Anonymous
>>8010928
"might be tougher" just sounds better than "bend us over a barrel and ravage our ass with their thrusting manhood"
1 hours later 8010960 Anonymous
>>8010899
do not slap Swedes fot you know who hits back.
1 hours later 8010962 Anonymous
Finally, an excuse to conquer South America.
1 hours later 8010971 Anonymous
>>8010960
Somalis?
1 hours later 8010984 Anonymous
>>8010947
>Best Korea gets their shit slapped
Isn't military the one thing they're good at?
1 hours later 8010991 Anonymous
>>8010962
Do it, Brazil.
When the US falls, the Americas will need a new superpower.
Deal with your HUEHUEHUE, and you might be that superpower.
1 hours later 8011000 Anonymous
>>8010960
Feminists, Jews, and Muslims?
1 hours later 8011083 Anonymous
Argentina has firepower for 2 days of fighting. Also we have obsolete equipment.
/thread
1 hours later 8011096 Anonymous
>>8010899
>Could probably slap Sweden
>implying
As for Sweden, I guess we'd be attacked by Finland, Denmark and Norway. One and one I'm quite sure that we could beat Denmark and Norway, not quite as sure about Finland though due to their heigh amount of active and reserve personnel. If all three attack at the same time, we may find Lappland overrun by mongol hordes.
1 hours later 8011117 Anonymous
>>8011096
>One and one
One on one
1 hours later 8011141 Anonymous
>>8010984
Yeah, they spend all their money on their military and it's still pathetic compared to what SK could do simply due to not being a poor shithole... especially considering that the US has multiple bases and is just sitting here ready to dickwhip anyone who gets too close.
1 hours later 8011144 Anonymous
5/5 bretty good, only venezuela will be able to put a fight, but they will lose anyway.
1 hours later 8011158 Anonymous
>>8011144
you do know france will be invading?
1 hours later 8011166 Anonymous
>>8011083
we have not-so-obsolete-but-old-equipment and a border so long (over 4000 km) with Argentina will make it real hard to protect.
Peru dies, Bolivia dies, Chile dies, Argentina is invaded by the UK
1 hours later 8011190 Anonymous
>>8011166
Nowadays Chile is in a better position. Back in the 70s though, we would have destroyed each other.
1 hours later 8011201 Radelaidian
>Muslims
>PNG savages
>Frogs/Muslims
>Kiwis
We'd probably get overrun but we'd give a what for with out bayonets and koala tanks.
1 hours later 8011244 Anonymous
>>8011201
Sadly the summer won't be a great defense against the Indonesia faggots.
1 hours later 8011264 Radelaidian
>>8011244
They're like 2 feet tall, they'd stand little chance, but like their sandnigger cousins, they'd return in greater numbers.
1 hours later 8011411 Anonymous
>>8011264
Damn our small population.
1 hours later 8011484 Anonymous
No GB, Russia and USA as enemy? We win.
2 hours later 8011590 Anonymous
Speaking for Belgium
>Netherlands (meh tier)
>Luxemburg (lol tier)
>Germoney (hero tier)
>France (god tier)
>UK (god tier)
Well I assume we're fucked
2 hours later 8012103 Anonymous
>Ecuador
LOL
>Colombia
that will be a hard one filled with guerrillas in the jungle while Farc and Sendero regain power
>Brazil
guerrillas guerrillas everywhere in the jungle and Andes we fight
>Bolivia
lel
>Chile
why are they commiting economical suicide?
3 hours later 8012187 Anonymous
>>8010101
Shit's got real@nuke'em
3 hours later 8012194 Anonymous (1343087174273.png 518x394 255kB)
>>8011484
>France, Switzerland, Poland, Austria
>implying you wouldn't get raped
>Canada
Fuck it. I for one, embrace our freedom loving overlords
3 hours later 8012210 Anonymous
>>8010226
>Not counting on Russia.
>Confirmed for fearful american
3 hours later 8012216 Anonymous
Absolutely fucked. Forever.
3 hours later 8012229 Anonymous
>>8011141
>Evaluating NK on money spent
Centrally planned economy nigga, they aint a walmart
3 hours later 8012245 Anonymous (1059873258.jpg 393x500 174kB)
It happened once. We lost of course but we still had higher kill to death ratio lol
3 hours later 8012255 Anonymous
Most of the other Island cunt-ries actually rely on us for defence. The only one that would be any issue would be indonesia, but they would just get bashed by the lads.
3 hours later 8012259 Anonymous
>>8010947
Amerifag who just got back from good ol' Hangook. You must not have any army friends. Best Korea would steamroll the small US and ROK forces, occupying much of the peninsula, until America/allies came and fucked them up. Basically, a repeat of the Korean war. Seoul would be obliterated in under an hour. They have insane amounts of artillery pointed at it and other major SK cities... where do you think all their money went? That's why they're starving now.
12 hours later 8018503 Anonymous (whatisthisIdonteven.png 455x266 96kB)
We would be absolutely Fucked!
Norway
>Goddamn NATO!
Sweden
>(As itself we would conquer it in couple of months, not a threat alone)
>Russia (HOLY FUCK YOU GUYS AGAIN! Talvisota PRKL!) Russia alone has more than 500 times our strenght and we couldnt hold our own longer than a month in the best case scenario)
Estonia
>Would declare war on us in this scenario, in secret they would try to save as much of us as they could. we're bros
Nato and Russia, lol, a bit overkill against us. Sweden on top of that.. War would end in two weeks, if its winter, then it would be three weeks and three days 1 hour and 22minutes.
Our only trump card would be destruction of one city In a weeks notice if our long range artillery would still be intact. And in the end, we wouldnt destroy it, in hopes our country would be left relatively intact.
12 hours later 8018927 Anonymous (1356816088910790.png 186x160 35kB)
>>8018503
>War would end in two weeks
Maybe conventional war, but take into consideration the following:
>muh 86% terrain covered by forest +lakes
>muh hundreds of thousands of civilian weapons on top of military ones
All depends on the scenario, but it would be very easy to wage asymmetrical warfare in finnish conditions nearly indefinitely.
12 hours later 8018962 Anonymous (revoluwar.png 319x879 214kB)
>>8010101
>All of your countries neighbors invade you at once (if your an Island the countries nearest you). How does your country fair?
They tried once, and you sided with them.
12 hours later 8018964 French
>>8010442
That's a nice way of pretending you wouldn't be fucked.
12 hours later 8018977 Thracian
>Iran, Iraq, Syria
mad bathsit muslims could bomb the shit out our cities
>Azerbaijan, Armenia, Georgia
>implying they will not fight against each other afterwards
>EU
that could be a problem
12 hours later 8019015 French
>>8018962
Haha. France has in fact won three world wars. Poland and India's Mysore kingdom too, to a lesser extent.
>France 3
>rest of the world 0 (lol Germany losing three world wars, step it up nigga), 1 (Russia), 2 (UK, US)
12 hours later 8019038 Anonymous
>>8010360
what about bush wars in southeast asia or africa
12 hours later 8019043 Anonymous (5762838.jpg 470x343 16kB)
>>8018927
We aren't ready to go that deep. This man will always save us. He's the next Mannerheim you know.
12 hours later 8019086 Anonymous (1351012792142.gif 277x300 1060kB)
>All of your countries neighbors invade you at once (if your an Island the countries nearest you). How does your country fair?
I see what you did there.
12 hours later 8019123 Anonymous
Russia, Belarus and Poland ?
Fuck our life
We would get defeated in a week or so (after first day guerilla warfare)
13 hours later 8019169 Anonymous
>>8018962
Really, France? That's like a seventeen year old black kid yelling at me about slavery.
13 hours later 8019174 Anonymous (ohboyz.jpg 294x294 10kB)
>>8018927
You do not take into concideration the airpower combined by Russia, Nato and Sweden.
A simple bit of forest hasnt stopped USA from spreading toxins all over the country before.
Civilian weapons you say? Once occupation forces roll in, major part of those would be confiscated, bolt action rifles and shotguns arent effective in guerilla warfare anymore.
Asymmetrical warfare against drones and hundreds of thousands of occupation forces could only last in Finnish lappland longer than that two weeks. Mainly because they would simply wait for win by attrition.
How many of you southern bastards know how to ski anymore to make that asymmetrical warfare effective anymore?
Do not be naive bro.
13 hours later 8019186 Anonymous
>>8010101
we've been through this
13 hours later 8019211 Anonymous
I, for one, welcome our new Russian overlords.
13 hours later 8019221 Anonymous
>>8019174
>>8018927
>implying parts of the U.S. aren't cold
>as fuck
pls finland
i grew up between the great lakes
and the fucking ocean.
13 hours later 8019229 Anonymous
>>8010302
What about the UK? Bermuda is British right?
13 hours later 8019233 Anonymous
>>8019186
And you got raped...
13 hours later 8019255 Anonymous
>>8019233
Look who's talking.
13 hours later 8019260 Anonymous
>Portugal,France.
France won't start a battle if they don't have Portugal's white towels to make flags and Portugal will be starved in less than a month in battle with us.
Now we have to face Andorra, tough shit.
13 hours later 8019277 Anonymous (simoprkl.jpg 203x310 19kB)
>>8019174
Also continuing, Swedish troops are few, but well mechanized and armed, along with better training than our conscript shit. They would hunt those guerillas from the woods. Norwegian Ski-troops are among the worlds best and would do the same. Two weeks is far too long time for us to survive against such onslaught.
A single dude with bolt action rifle could maybe get some kills, but what does that have to do with the final outcome?
Simo Häyhä alone killed over 700men and did that win us the war?
13 hours later 8019281 Anonymous
>>8019229
Correct, we wouldn't have the capacity to invade the US anyway - they're too big
We could fight 'em off though, I believe
13 hours later 8019293 Anonymous
>>8019255
Yeah, look >>8018962
13 hours later 8019299 French
Germany's military is pretty big, and UK's even bigger. We'd have to coordinate a strong defence, a rapid counterstrike into Germany to dismantle it, and then push the English back to their island (no point chasing them to London, invading Britain is like invading Russia: never a good idea).
Use Walloonia guerillas to cause trouble in Belgium and destabilise them, then push them back across the Ardennes.
>Switzerland
>not neutral
We can probably hold off the Spanish by using the Pyrenees to our advantage.
>Andorra
>Monaco
>nope.jpg
Italy might be tricky. Basically we'd have to split southern France into 3/4 and 1/4. 3/4 to keep Italians at bay and protect port cities, as well as man the Alps and watch the coastal alps, in case they try a reverse Hannibal on us. the other 1/4 would watch the Catalan-side of Spain (we would exploit the Catalan resentment of Spain to destabilize their invasion).
Overall, our main problem would be Germany and the UK, if they combine their strikes and cooperate well, they might win. If we can successfully defend against British bombardement and prevent any landings on our northern coast, we should be ok, while at the same time fighting back the Germans. Again, support Scottish and Bavarian independence movements to destabilise them at home. At least France is more cohesive than any of the countries attacking it.
After months of heavy fighting, once the territorial integrity of France had been secured, and Italy, Germany and Britain were forced into a peace treaty or a stalemate, we'd send an expeditionary corps to Guyana and reclaim it from the dirty HUEHUEs
13 hours later 8019302 Anonymous
>>8019233
and you gave your ass willingly
13 hours later 8019325 Anonymous
>>8019221
I never implied that tbh. Ofc your troops would be able to operate. But I would imply that you would be one of the last nato countries to actually deploy forces here because of logistic reasons and the war would be over before you get here.
13 hours later 8019330 Anonymous
It will take about 6 days..
13 hours later 8019342 Anonymous
>>8019293
>Polish Legions
Here's your answer.
13 hours later 8019349 Anonymous
>>8019330
Or less if you use those nukes.
13 hours later 8019350 Anonymous
They've tried it before and they've failed miserably, they're still butthurt from it. Next time we won't be so gentle with them and fuck them over once and for all.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Six-Day_War
13 hours later 8019352 French
>>8019260
>implying Andorra wouldn't suffocate you with massive amounts of cigarette smoke and lung cancers
13 hours later 8019353 Anonymous (1336311806113.gif 298x172 1227kB)
Bring it on
13 hours later 8019358 Anonymous
I bet you are ready for the nuclear winter, everyone.
13 hours later 8019372 Anonymous
>>8019330
Hizbollah.
13 hours later 8019378 Anonymous
>>8010101
Nuclear wasteland. 52nd state.
13 hours later 8019388 Anonymous
>>8019372
Will be a terrible invasion force
13 hours later 8019389 Anonymous
>France
screwed
>Switzerland
screwed
>Austria
screwed
>Slovenia
they removed pasta with great fierce. I'm unsure about why but I feel like they will do it again, and with great pleasure.
>San Marino
all hail our new overlords!
>Vatican City
Praise God for this great day!
13 hours later 8019396 Anonymous
>>8019015
But you lost the Napoleonic Wars...
And didn't win WWII...
(There's no way in fuck surrendering after less than a year counts as winning...)
13 hours later 8019397 French
>>8019389
>Switzerland
>not neutral
13 hours later 8019409 Anonymous
>>8019378
>implying that USA, France and Russia combined would need nukes to subdue you.
13 hours later 8019412 French
>>8019396
Yes there is, thanks to you and America and Russia, we were on the winning side. That's all that counts.
13 hours later 8019413 Anonymous
>>8019397
I'd like to be annexed to it.
13 hours later 8019426 Anonymous
A few Kiwis and island niggers? No big deal. Indonesia might be a threat but I think we could take them.
13 hours later 8019429 French
>>8019413
>italiansoldiers.gif
13 hours later 8019438 Anonymous
Do bridges count?
If yes, we are fucked. Denmark closing of Öresund would probably fuck us over.
If no, we would probably be fine. We should be able to maintain air superiority and naval superiority in the baltic sea. Norway and Finland, like us, have a military force for defending, not invading. So our home advantage coupled with a roughly equal economic output as the other two countries would probably at least ensure a stalemate.
13 hours later 8019440 Anonymous
>>8019396
>(There's no way in fuck surrendering after less than a year counts as winning...)
Are you trying to explain us that Austria didn't win the Napoleonic Wars?
13 hours later 8019457 Anonymous
the last time they tried (ww2) it went fairly well for them
Slovenians even had a civil war between the ones who supported the occupation and the ones who opposed it.
13 hours later 8019460 Anonymous
>looks around
well...fuck
13 hours later 8019474 French
>>8019460
At least you might score some points early on for defeating Luxembourg before everyone else takes you down.
13 hours later 8019483 Anonymous (1358728180584.jpg 600x446 127kB)
>Russia against all those gazillion countries it borders
Prosim, no.
Nukes are the only option.
13 hours later 8019511 French
>>8019299
Forgot to add
>Luxembourg would try to bankrupt us with sneaky banker tactics, but we'd be ready for them, just like in WW1 when the Germans tried financial warfare.
13 hours later 8019513 Anonymous
>>8019474
if you and france wait a bit maybe we could take down the netherlands
...
ah who am I kidding
13 hours later 8019526 Anonymous
I think we can take Belgium, but I think UK and Germany will be harder.
13 hours later 8019529 Anonymous
>>8019413
Fag detected, probably from Gallia Cispadana.
13 hours later 8019538 Anonymous
>>8019483
14 countries border russia, don't they?
13 hours later 8019545 French (Belgium.png 965x1200 1249kB)
>>8019513
Belgium would likely split in two before we even could settle down for occupation.
Also I'm French.
13 hours later 8019557 Anonymous
>Russia
>18 border countries, 11 of them by land.
>Including USA
I am fucked comrades, but at least I'll try to get some of you, invading filthy capitalist scum!
13 hours later 8019558 Anonymous (images.jpg 247x204 9kB)
>>8019396
Only reason germany lost was that every goddamn nation that could be classified as "powerful" was against them.
I do admire the german people for giving a fight for their life as one damn nation against all of you.
I goddamn am thankful for all the help they gave us
>They goddamn sent troops in Helsinki to end Finnish civil war and slaughtered those worthless commie Finns.
>German peoples trained the basis of our army, and trained more of them.
>Germans made our nations strenght as it is
>The shame of us having to drive them out as we lost the great war...
>We warned them when we were about to attack
>That shame when soviet union was about to invade us if we didnt kill any of them...
I am sorry germany... can you ever forgive us?
That face when germany was more influental in our nations forming than that bastard sweden or russia
>honestly wish 3rd reich had won, and carry hatred for allies
13 hours later 8019578 Anonymous
Gorilla warfare all day every day.
We would fare pretty good I think, our navy and air force might be gone in a week but our army+muslim anarchist population would make good militia.
13 hours later 8019579 Anonymous
>>8019330
Best comment ITT.
13 hours later 8019583 Anonymous
>>8019538
Yeah.
While we can hold off and stomp European and -stan parts, but when Chinese rape train comes it will be over.
13 hours later 8019599 Anonymous (1349356746688.jpg 180x246 14kB)
>>8019513
Just join us Belgium.
13 hours later 8019603 French
>>8019578
Yeah, Indonesia as a nation would disappear but as a people and culture? Holding every single of your bazillion islands would not be possible for anyone.
13 hours later 8019615 Anonymous
>>8019599
you truly want all of us? including wallonia?
13 hours later 8019621 Anonymous (DIEWACHTAMRHEIN.png 1366x768 2088kB)
>>8010919
The fuck you going on about? We could take 'em. We just have to get that conscription machine running again...
13 hours later 8019625 Anonymous
>>8019350
>Next time we won't be so gentle with them and fuck them over once and for all.
Who are you kidding? We'll pull out the second Obama start his whining like we do every time now-days
Politians today don't have balls like they used to have.
13 hours later 8019628 Anonymous (manlytears.jpg 156x200 13kB)
>>8019558
Continuing... a german Noble family would have become King of Finland... and for reasons I dont remember anymore, they declined..
13 hours later 8019630 Anonymous
>Liechtenstein....
>Austria: We can beat them
>Italy: Tougher but beatable
>Germany: Might hold out a few weeks, maybe months with Guerilla warfare
>France: Probably same as Germany
If they did attack us all at once we would just claim neutrality.
13 hours later 8019634 Anonymous
>>8010101 France vs UK
Would end Nuclear War no one would win.
or UK may just win due to below.
only chance we would have place all are new type 45 Destroyers and all air defense along coast to try intercept all Frances Nuclear missiles.
While we sneak Trident Nuclear Submarines into the med or off north coast Spain and nuke while they distracted trying attack from the north the UK.
but with Frances fire power would be nasty i believe both end up nuclear waste lands.
Pointless war.
but UK more chance wining then France,
13 hours later 8019645 Anonymous
>>8019460
>everyone start war
>flanders declare independence and start war
>wallonie declare independence and start war
>brussels is fucked.
13 hours later 8019655 Anonymous
>That awkward moment when you realize you have already successfully defeated and occupied every single neighbour country except Switzerland in one single war.
13 hours later 8019658 Anonymous
>>8019615
No, ofcourse not, only Flanders. Wallonia can go to France.
But Walloons are allowed to go to Flanders before the seperation, unless they are poor and are going to live off Flanders wealth.
13 hours later 8019682 French
>>8019655
I know that feel, as France.
Britain, care to comment? : )
13 hours later 8019688 Anonymous
>>8019630
>>Liechtenstein....
>>Austria: We can beat them
>>Italy: Tougher but beatable
>>Germany: Might hold out a few weeks, maybe months with Guerilla warfare
>>France: Probably same as Germany
My sides.
13 hours later 8019693 Anonymous
>>8019655
Hay germany how you doing over there.
13 hours later 8019697 French
>>8019658
Fuck no, do you realise how much like a canerous tumour Walloonia would look like on our glorious hexagone shape?
13 hours later 8019714 Anonymous
>>8019682
Yes, I do actually.
>TFW without you France would be Germany right now
13 hours later 8019715 Anonymous
>>8019697
btw france: we want dunkirk back
13 hours later 8019717 Anonymous
>>8019625
>tfw the war will never end because bleeding heart libruls don't understand the arab mentality is "if you don't massacre and conquer your enemy you're a faggot"
13 hours later 8019726 Anonymous
>>8019634
Did you know the type 45 destroyers are equipped with french anti-aircraft missiles, UKbro ?
But our nukes are in submarines.
You got tricked
13 hours later 8019735 Anonymous
>>8018962
We only beat your navy in the Caribbean because you were imprisoning our sailors
13 hours later 8019737 Anonymous
>>8019634
>only chance we would have place all are new type 45 Destroyers and all air defense along coast to try intercept all Frances Nuclear missiles.
Dude, you have 6 of them and they're far from indestructibles.
They're basically nothing better than the French Horizon frigates and it's not even sure they could intercept any missile.
Plus both France and Britain have a submarine nuclear doctrine which mean that nuking first wouldn't prevent a nuclear retaliation.
13 hours later 8019741 Anonymous
>>8019529
no u. they are the only country that MAYBE wouldn't remove pasta from the premises and let us keep Italian as our language.
13 hours later 8019757 Anonymous
>>8019693
Bretty gud. You're free to mind your own business over there.
13 hours later 8019769 Anonymous
>>8010971
>>8011000
Muslims make good soldiers, we just claim that whoever is against us insulted Allah
13 hours later 8019780 Anonymous
>>8019697
Ok, let Walloonia slowly die.
13 hours later 8019788 Anonymous
>>8019717
No we understand it we just don't like Zionists. I have Nothing against Jews though just Zionists
13 hours later 8019794 Anonymous
>>8019735
>your navy
Some civilian privateers actually, our navy was busy against Britain in the mediterranean sea..
13 hours later 8019816 Anonymous
>>8019737
i agree would be crap war we both just destroy each other with Nuclear submarines .
i mean it would be pointless.
We both allies and we gone always fight with each other on same side.
We stronger togeatour .
your like are Bro's now end story.
viva la france
13 hours later 8019828 French
>>8019816
Agreed. Great things happen when our two countries collaborate
>muh Chunnel
>muh Concorde
13 hours later 8019832 Anonymous
With or without nukes?
13 hours later 8019850 Anonymous
It happened before. We stopped the British and lost to the French. It was the beginning of the end of our golden age. We never recovered.
13 hours later 8019855 Anonymous
I just looked up on globalfirepower and did you know that France's navy shits on UK's, but UK's airforce shits on France's.
Who'd have known ?
13 hours later 8019861 Anonymous
>>8019794
Not according to Wikipedia
13 hours later 8019869 Anonymous
>>8019832
We'll just take those the americans are storing here
13 hours later 8019884 Anonymous (gensokyo_here_i_come.jpg 426x282 75kB)
13 hours later 8019891 French
>>8019869
>invaded by Denmark, Belgium, Netherlands, France, Luxembourg, Switzerland (or not), Austria, Czech Republic and Poland
>wants to attract American ire as well.
Based Germany
13 hours later 8019918 Anonymous (RedDawnWOLVERINES.jpg 1280x696 511kB)
>>8019884
Cheer up, buddy.
13 hours later 8019934 Anonymous
>>8019891
Germany invaded by Denmark, Belgium, Netherlands, France, Luxembourg, Switzerland (or not), Austria, Czech Republic and Poland
Polan attacks, the rest are either betraying of collaborating with Hans
13 hours later 8019942 Anonymous
>>8019855
1 rafale = 9 eurofighters though...
And don't use globalfire as a source.
They count us having 0 destroyers because we call them frigates.
And some months ago we were placed behind turkey and korea with a budget of 30 millions and Britain was made having a budget of 75 billions while both us and Britain actually had one of 62 billions.
Globalfire = both biased and false.
13 hours later 8019949 Anonymous (1358374140418.jpg 513x467 27kB)
>>8019891
That's how we roll
13 hours later 8019982 Anonymous
>>8019861
Look better.
The French Navy might be mentioned once in the article out of ignorance/retardation but globally it is said that it were privateers.
13 hours later 8019985 Anonymous
>>8019942
What site would you use then ?
Also, we would hold, because germany's today army isn't up to our standards and same can be said for the british ground forces.
13 hours later 8020010 Irishfag (1358183324313.png 500x517 126kB)
> UK invades Ireland
Related.
I'm pretty sure the government's actual national defence stategy would be emptying all barracks and arms dumps to the IRA
13 hours later 8020020 Anonymous
>>8019982
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Insurge nt_%281799%29
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HMS_Vengean ce_%281800%29
13 hours later 8020030 Anonymous
>>8019850
Oh no, the rampjaar.
We only won of the British because they had to use boats to come to us, and our navy was better.
13 hours later 8020032 Anonymous
>>8020010
>I'm pretty sure the government's actual national defence stategy would be emptying all barracks and arms dumps to the IRA
hahaha oh wow, my fucking sides
13 hours later 8020040 Anonymous
we have US nukes, it will go rather well.
13 hours later 8020062 Anonymous
>>8020040
fallout pls
13 hours later 8020064 Anonymous
>>8020040
The Netherlands and Belgium have American nukes as well.
And France has nukes.
Enjoy!
13 hours later 8020093 Anonymous
>>8020062
>>8020064
So if I catch your drift accordingly, I'd be better for all participants if neither of us use any nukes, right?
13 hours later 8020112 Irishfag (1355325791910.jpg 612x612 83kB)
>>8020032
I ain't joking son
13 hours later 8020135 Anonymous
>>8020093
>tfw no fallout
you are ruining it with this anti-post-apocalyptic worldview !
13 hours later 8020142 Anonymous
>>8020112
I know, I can imagine. But it just made me laugh so hard
13 hours later 8020152 Anonymous
>>8019855
>globalfire
>reliable
13 hours later 8020155 Anonymous
>>8020093
No, lets nuke murrika and north korea and enjoy world peace.
13 hours later 8020164 Anonymous
>Luxembourg
>Switzerland
lol
>Austria
>Denmark
>Czech Republic
>Netherlands
>Belgium
>Poland
We could beat them seperately but they'd attack from all sides at the same time.
>France
Pls surrender
13 hours later 8020172 Anonymous
>>8020064
>>8020062
so, since noone wants a nuclear war, the war with nederland, france and belgium would be over within a day.
now, to adjust our eastern borders.
13 hours later 8020203 Anonymous (destroyed_singapore_by_sheyrne-d58eter.jpg 2000x1080 75kB)
>Live in Singapore
>Malaysia and Indonesia surrounding us
>War with them = Total Rape 2: The tearing of a new asshole
13 hours later 8020212 Anonymous
>>8020135
I'm sorry that I value living in a pre-apocalyptic society too much
13 hours later 8020214 Anonymous
>>8020172
>Germany
>Military tradition
You can't do shit anymore.
13 hours later 8020225 Anonymous
>>8020214
you don't need a military, if you have nukes and friends.
13 hours later 8020228 Anonymous
>>8020020
Okay, these two were French Navy ship, but they were not intended to take part in the conflict.
Only privateers were ordered to fight with the US Navy, but the US decided to attack any French ship, including those of the French navy who were fighting the Brits in the Caraibbeans.
Still most the conflict was between US Navy and French Privateers as it is said is this article (both in and out the battle infobox).
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quasi-War
13 hours later 8020229 Anonymous
How good is Poland's army?
13 hours later 8020235 Anonymous
By the way, we would lose with France. Personally I couldn't attack dem bros. And yes, they are way stronger than us. Other countries, bah, could resist without too much problems. But not S.Marino. They will buttfuck us.
13 hours later 8020241 Anonymous
>>8020172
In the cold war we prepared for a land invasion. We can drown lands to prevent tanks from advancing.
In WW2 we had no anti-air, but now we do.
So we can probably stall you for longer then a month.
13 hours later 8020242 Anonymous
>>8020214
Depends how long it takes to turn into full-nazi mode again
13 hours later 8020251 TWAIN
>Hungary
>Bulgaria
>Serbia
We'd be on par with them.
>Moldova
They'd struggle with a revolution first.
>Ukraine
Well, fuck.
13 hours later 8020255 French
>>8020164
>imblyings :DD:D
ids paybag dime:D:D
brebear yor anoos germony
13 hours later 8020275 Anonymous
>>8020225
You have no nukes though.
The US would remove them from your country if you were about to fight in war in which they stay neutral.
13 hours later 8020279 Queen's (19730004-070.jpg 497x565 54kB)
Denmark and United States. I think we lose.
13 hours later 8020280 Anonymous
>>8020229
lol. Wait, maybe someone of them will post you the pic from that videogame that shows their special forces
14 hours later 8020297 Anonymous
Most borders in Europe. We're pretty fucked, please help US of Freedom!
14 hours later 8020298 Anonymous
>>8020241
Do we have any anti-air at Rotterdam? I got a feeling that could be important.
14 hours later 8020304 Anonymous
>>8020228
You do know that privateers were government paid pirates correct
14 hours later 8020309 Anonymous
>>8020172
>war with france and would be over within a day.
You have no equipment, your planes are shit and your land army is one third of ours.
We would fill our museums again.
14 hours later 8020310 French
>>8020235
I couldn't attack you either, Italy. If for some reason you attacked us, like the OP suggested, we would just defend ourselves while minimizing Italian casualties, and once you'd calmed down, we would sit down and talk about your issues and our relationship over a bowl of pasta carbonara and good wine.
14 hours later 8020321 Anonymous
>>8020275
Yeah, but if I understood OP correctly your country would appear to be the aggressor in that conflict, so the international community could find the usage of nukes kinda dickish.
14 hours later 8020333 Anonymous
>>8020279
You forgot Russia and France.
But anyway Denmark would be enough against you.
14 hours later 8020347 Anonymous
>>8020229
Quite. We just went full - professional, we produce tanks and other war vehicles at Bumar, train in Iraq, Afghanistan, Libya and so on.
14 hours later 8020371 Anonymous (1357430393216.jpg 250x245 9kB)
>MFW island
>MFW not conquered in a thousand years
Piss easy. Especially when the Anglobros get wind of it.
14 hours later 8020374 Anonymous
>Monaco : Irrelevant
>Andorre : Irrelevant
>Suriname : Irrelevant
>Belgique : Irrelevant
>Luxembourg : Irrelevant
>Brésil : HUEHUEHUE
>Italie : Could be funny
>Espagne : Could be funny too if they wake up.
>Allemagne : Well, sorry, but we are no longer in 1940. You have a strong economy a good army, but France one outperforms it in every field. More expériences, more preparation... At least, it will be very bloody to arrives in Berlin.
>Angleterre :So... We meet again... This time it didnt't take 100 years. It will be end in 10minutes for us two in a fucking amazing nuclear shroom.
14 hours later 8020383 Anonymous
>>8020309
He is talking about the nuclear missiles, you frog idiot.
14 hours later 8020388 Anonymous
>>8019174
>air power
Not a game changer in asymmetrical warfare, Vietnam, Iraq, Afghanistan, Kosovo etc
>spreading toxins all over the country
Thats depends just how far "they" are willing to go, are we assuming total war or hearts and minds stuff?
>those would be confiscated
Too many to get them all
>bolt action rifles and shotguns arent effective
Bolt action rifles with scopes are still used by snipers by militaries worldwide
>drones and hundreds of thousands of occupation forces
That stuff is not free, and again what kind of dedication are we assuming here?
In most recent examples none of that was enough to fully extinguish guerilla warfare.
>know how to ski
Thats a good question, citiboys are shit tier :|
>>8019277
>Also continuing, Swedish troops are few, but well mechanized and armed, along with better training than our conscript shit. etc
You said yourself, they are few, and Finland is big, and full of places to hide.
>Simo Häyhä alone killed over 700men and did that win us the war?
Quite clearly stuff like that got us negotiated peace instead of annexation, which was a lot more than expected
This is all hypothetical, so like said all depends on the context.
All the real world experience from last few decades shows that occupying territory is rarely smooth business, and usually ends with the occupying force eventually buggering off, usually due to political considerations.
14 hours later 8020408 Anonymous
>>8020309
Let's take the quadriga of the Brandenburg Gate back.
Filthy krauts stole it to us in 1814.
14 hours later 8020414 Anonymous
>>8020383
no, he is talking about a war without nuclear missiles.
14 hours later 8020428 French
>>8020374
No nukes.
14 hours later 8020429 Anonymous
>tfw surrounded by Arabs
>tfw they would all just allahu akbar Cyprus to hell all together thus leaving no sign of it
Oh yeah, forgot about Israel. Guess that everyone would go on Israel instead of us...don't know about Turkey, though
14 hours later 8020430 Anonymous
>>8020371
>not conquered
I could post kebab praying in the London streets, but honestly the joke is getting old to me.
14 hours later 8020446 Anonymous (die_wacht_am_rhein_by_arminius1871-d35ce9d.jpg 640x421 21kB)
>>8020408
FEST STEHT UND TREU DIE WACHT, DIE WAAACHT AAAAM RHEEEEIN
BRING IT ON, FROGS
Naaah, I'm just teasing you.
14 hours later 8020449 Queen's
>>8020333
How Russia and France? The United States is a buffer from Russia and France has those two Islands in the Saint Lawrence Gulf but we could preemtively flatten them.
14 hours later 8020450 Anonymous
>>8020430
And I'd just post the Muslim women protesting about armistice day in Canada anyway, or something about Chinks, so probably best not to throw stones from a glass house.
14 hours later 8020460 French
>>8020408
But we stole it from them the 1st time.
14 hours later 8020487 Anonymous
>>8020408
Why not the whole Brandenburg gate ?
I mean, fighting feminists for pieces of art isn't harder than fighting muslims for uranium.
14 hours later 8020488 Anonymous (1346780567999.png 821x463 143kB)
>>8020449
>France has those two Islands in the Saint Lawrence Gulf but we could preemtively flatten them.
Good luck with that.
Falklands 2.0
14 hours later 8020505 Anonymous
>>8010960
you are my greatest ally
14 hours later 8020509 Queen's
>>8020488
Until France gets its carrier to North America they have no presence here. The United States would destroy us before France even gets mobilised.
14 hours later 8020521 Anonymous
We would probably side with our German invaders and then kick Belgiums ass for invading us.
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