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2013-01-19 07:23 7908673 PuRiAmDu (Unity graffiti near Tahrir.jpg 960x720 137kB)
Your country:
Have you ever met a Mormon?:
>USA
>Never in person, I saw a pair of missionaries riding their bikes down the street once.
pic unrelated
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q79rPahrh2Q&list=PLC39192 15DCC6CBE1
1 min later 7908704 Anonymous
I've met several and they are all really nice but a bit socially awkward
2 min later 7908722 Anonymous
yes,they are nordic masterrace
2 min later 7908729 Anonymous
Yeah, I've met them several times on the street. American mormons, fore some odd reason.
I just say I'm an agnostic before they get a chance to talk much and walk away.
2 min later 7908733 Anonymous
>Belgium
>Yup, she still goes to my school, I remember sitting next to her during summer and we were rubbing our legs (both short pants on ofc) against eachtother, good timez
2 min later 7908739 Anonymous
our favorite christian fanatic in training
3 min later 7908752 Anonymous
>>7908704
Pretty much this. Mormons are sickeningly nice in person because they're trying to pretend they aren't members of some fucked up cult.
Most mormons I've known have either gone on to be pathetic repressed faggots wearing magic underwear or left the church and started doing heroin
4 min later 7908764 Anonymous
Never met one, not that I know of anyway.
4 min later 7908770 Anonymous
there is a LDS church right around the corner from me and they always have guys calling around to peoples houses spreading the word
so yeah I have met several mormons
5 min later 7908805 Anonymous
Foreign missionaries can be found on the main street of every larger town in here. Have never talked to one though.
7 min later 7908827 Anonymous (Mormons.jpg 390x285 20kB)
tfw no cute ex mormon boyfriend ;_;
8 min later 7908858 Anonymous
Chile
Yes
10 min later 7908893 Anonymous
Flag
Nope
I still kinda don't get what is Mormonism about, are they like christians following some order or what?
I'm seriously confused/uninformed.
12 min later 7908934 Anonymous
There was a mormon family living next to my house their son was in my classroom several times.
Cool dude, funny drunkard, heavy weed and porn consmer (and later harder drugs).
He was going against every mormon stereotypes. He is a salesman now.
17 min later 7909024 Anonymous
>>7908827
yeah, i see these guys from time to time acting awkwardly with their backpacks on
20 min later 7909067 Anonymous
Yes.
Two of them gave a speech in one of my classes.
>Nice Portuguese
>Tall
>Reddish blonde hair
>Most girls were giggling and commenting how hot they were
20 min later 7909068 Anonymous
I know a mormon. She's hot, has massive tits, is a slut and most importantly is hot. Also she wears dresses and dresses only.
21 min later 7909081 Anonymous
>>7908893
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tu4y7x9LRyY
21 min later 7909088 Anonymous (michigantablets.jpg 400x285 40kB)
>>7908673
Their is a shit ton in the Mid-West. Always coming tobor doors. Always saying something like only 250,000,000 will be saved, even though they probably have more than that many living members in the global community. They always end uo having to come backbwith one of their leaders to debate our Catholic theologines, because they cant defeat our appologetics. They all seem to be black in my state though.
With that said, the mormons do deserve some credit in SOME, NOT ALL, of their teachings on North American history. Their orginal "prophet" told everyone he had found many slabs and golden tablets talking about both South American and North American history. Their leader IS NOT the only personvin U.S history nor South American history to have found such similar rooms, slates, and caverns of untold historic truesures. Their prophet leader wasbin the Michigan area when he found the supposed tablets. If you know anything about Michigan history than you should know that we have had 100's if not thousands of these so called earthen slate rock tablets to show up in the U.P and Michigan mounds from the mound builders. I could go on and on, but I won't. The point I am making is that the Mormons are on to something with SOME of their historical claims and should not be dismissed due to the Mormon occultist or ignorent worship.
22 min later 7909098 Anonymous
>>7908733
Corrupting a hot Mormon girl. Belgium confirmed for awesome tier.
22 min later 7909108 Anonymous
Flag.
I ve met them, they were very nice to me and even explained to me their misguided beliefs in broken czech. I pray that they convert to some saner church.
22 min later 7909115 Anonymous
flag
yeah, most of my cousins are mormon, as were my neighbors (they had like 5-6 kids). Also I work with a few mormons, among them the biggest gamer nerd I've ever met.
I live in california, for some reference.
24 min later 7909143 Anonymous (3.jpg 1000x1500 484kB)
>>7909068
>Dat sexy conservatism...
24 min later 7909145 Anonymous
I went to school with a couple of British Mormons and you quite often get American ones come over to my town knocking on doors and pissing everybody off.
I remember a couple of summers ago these two dorky looking Yanks with bicycles came to my door trying to give me the good news (full stereotypical Mormon attire; shirt, tie etc.); I politely got rid of them after about 5 minutes.
The a couple of days later, I was walking to the pub to meet a few of my friends after a properly shitty day at work (baking hot too, I was dying for a pint), and just as I was approaching the pub I noticed the same two cunts are riding down the path towards me on their bikes. They stop and try to give the exact same spiel they were giving me on my doorstep again (I can see my friends outside the pub, pissing themselves)
"Oh, bugger off; I don't have time for this!" I lament, and just walk straight past them. Then I hear over my shoulder:
>I know where you live!
I promise this is the only time I've ever said this:
>U fuckin' wot m8?
I start approaching them; honestly wanting to slap the twat (like I said, I was having a shitty day) but they sped off on their bikes.
The British ones I met in school were pretty nice though. There was one blonde Mormon girl in the year above mine who was really fucking hot too.
25 min later 7909155 Anonymous
France
No
25 min later 7909160 Anonymous
i am related to some, also jehovas witnesses and scientologists.
no, i do not have contact with these people, except my dad, who left the scientologists
25 min later 7909163 Anonymous (1700890.jpg 289x275 61kB)
For some reason they come here. I think I should beat next person that wants to speak with Jesus with me especially if he/she is american.
26 min later 7909169 Anonymous
>>7909145
>tfw you live in city flat
>never get any door religions or door salesmens
An advantage over the rural life.
26 min later 7909177 Anonymous
Yeah, lots of Mormons went to my high school. The girls were slutty and the guys were laid back.
26 min later 7909180 Anonymous
Yeah, they're not bad at all.
27 min later 7909203 Anonymous
1. flag (why do we still ask this question)
2. Yes, where i grew up there was an entire cul-de-sac where everyone was mormon. They were extremely nice people but they had some bizarre beliefs, magic underwear/couldn't leave the house on Sundays
27 min later 7909208 Anonymous
One of my flight instructors as a Mormon. He's one of the biggest bros and nicest people I've ever met. He also knew I was an atheist.
You know why there were no problems regarding religion? Because it doesn't fucking matter at all as long as everyone keeps their shit to themselves. It's a thing about politeness, you see.
The ones that go around proselytizing are just annoying fuckers, though. I don't really hate them, though, since I don't know them on any personal level.
28 min later 7909218 Anonymous
I have only seen them from afar, they are everywhere now, who let them in anyway?
28 min later 7909231 Anonymous
Why are mormons always attractive?
32 min later 7909324 Anonymous
My uncle is a mormon. Of course he is crazy as fuck and went to Spain. Nobody saw him after 2001.
33 min later 7909338 Anonymous (Marineball.jpg 720x960 88kB)
Mormon fag reporting in. The Missionaries the guys in black slacks and white shirts dedicate two years of life to spread the word, I never went on a mission instead I joined the USMC instead. We face alot of stereotypes but whatever /b/ros
33 min later 7909345 Anonymous
>>7909231
dem master race genes bro. Their families probably exclusively intermarried within the church community which was nig-free until recently.
35 min later 7909380 Anonymous
>>7908893
I watched this a few months back. It's an interesting watch and strange religion, but in my view much less dangerous than others and more interesting. It's long but if you're truly interested to hear the ins and outs its all there. My favorite thing about it, good people who aren't Mormons still go to heaven, but like the ghetto of heaven.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgm9iBvbLJ8
40 min later 7909475 Anonymous
>>7908673
USA, a few times actually. Always so polite. I've heard they can be mean to black/hispanic people.
40 min later 7909476 Anonymous
>>7909338
why aren't there female Mormon missionaries
41 min later 7909503 Anonymous
>>7909345
I think it's just their personality, really. And I mean that that they just seem friendlier, happier, and sort of subconsciously suggest a happy future if you hooked up with them.
41 min later 7909518 Anonymous
>>7909476
There are, they do missions to but usually finish college before they leave. Most get married before they are 21. People get married early in the church....Lame really.
43 min later 7909558 Anonymous
>>7908673
I have. Laughed in their faces before shutting the door on them. Pretty funny fellows.
46 min later 7909624 Anonymous
>>7909518
hmm sucks, i once convinced 2 qt Jehovah witnesses to cook me dinner in exchange for me listening to their drivel afterwards.
after dinner one was getting interested, but it didn't happened, she's was probably afraid the other one would report her
47 min later 7909639 Anonymous
I haven't spoken to one but I see mormon missionaries walking around every now and again. I respect the missionaries though. They walk into ares of Trinidad that you couldn't pay me to visit.
47 min later 7909653 Anonymous (2482456926.png 386x381 11kB)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3j-dkjxzSM
>mfw female mormons will be going to taiwan
>mfw they'll probably be kidnapped and sold into sex slavery
Nothing good comes from being in a cult, especially a cult in a 3rd world country.
50 min later 7909720 Anonymous
>>7909624
JDubs are nuts bro...
>>7909653
The church has a specially trained tactical team for that..
51 min later 7909751 Anonymous
>>7909380
Joseph Smith just made all of this up. He sat down and just made it up as he went.
52 min later 7909774 Queen's
>>7908673
Yes, but they were Americans. Pretty nice people, their kid who was like 17 was seemed more religious than the parents. He'd always comment on shit. I met them at restaurant in Montreal.
56 min later 7909851 Anonymous
>>7909143
You bet your arse. Problem is she has a mole blemish on one of her boobs so it's doubly rude to stare. Doesn't stop me, she digs it.
57 min later 7909881 Anonymous
I grew up next to a cluster of Mormons. They either ended up doing one of two things:
- most had four kids by the time they were 23 and just out of college, and usually went to work for a family business (they are highly nepotistic)
- a few fell out from the church, got disowned, became cokeheads, slurped black cock all over town
57 min later 7909888 Anonymous
>>7909145
Where'd you go to school, man? The mormon I know is blonde and hot.
59 min later 7909921 Anonymous
>>7909639
Cute :3
1 hours later 7909963 Typical Inhabitant of Great Britain
The only one I have met was American when I was in North London
She wanted to d8
1 hours later 7910030 Anonymous
>>7908673
I lived in Toulouse where Mitt did its service.
The mormon church of this city was near my job.
One time we received an amercian mormont. After our mmeting, he said he had to find a church and was baffled when we said we all knew where it was.
1 hours later 7910058 Anonymous
>>7909888
I'm from Telford. She'd be about 26/27 by now
Odds are there is more than one attractive blonde mormon girl in the UK though...
(inb4 all Brits are ugly)
2 hours later 7911289 Anonymous
>>7910058
Ah right not anywhere close then.
2 hours later 7911325 Anonymous
>>7908673
Yes, I met a Mormon girl from the US here, she was actually kinda cute. Too bad that I despise religion.
2 hours later 7911360 Anonymous
>>7909208
>Flight instructor
Are you a Comercial pilot or just recreational one?
2 hours later 7911386 Anonymous
Yes I knew a Mormon kid, his dad is actually a really high-ranking federal judge
2 hours later 7911453 Anonymous
Flag.
Yes, I saw a pair of American mormons on the street more than once, even though I live in a 70K habitants.town.
2 hours later 7911503 Anonymous
>>7909963
Would you Brits stop with this "8" bullshit already.
Fuck's sake and you blame us for ruining our language.
2 hours later 7911702 Anonymous
>>7909067
>>Most girls were giggling and commenting how hot they were
I call bullshit.
2 hours later 7911858 PuRiAmDu
>>7909653
>>7909653
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzpxhFaCpOg&list=PLC3919 215DCC6CBE1&index=6
They've already got mormons
2 hours later 7911875 Anonymous (gabber.jpg 675x833 150kB)
>>7911503
2 hours later 7911909 PuRiAmDu
>>7911503
u boverd m8?
2 hours later 7911972 Anonymous
I like me some hot, intelligent Jewish girls myself
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8x0KAArYto
2 hours later 7912020 Anonymous
I see them maybe once a year, I talked to two who were American with a southern accent. Too bad they seemed a tad too into religion or I'd have jumped their bones.
2 hours later 7912075 Anonymous
YES YES YES
There's plenty of them here. Dozens missionaries at least.
2 hours later 7912210 Anonymous
>>7908673
>Last Summer
>Head down to Tralee for the Rose of Tralee with a few buds
>Its like a really big beauty pagent, but the night out afterward is absolutely mental
>Walking over to our hostel
>Two guys in white shirts and black ties ask us if we'd like to talk about Jesus
>Politely decline and keep going
>Laugh our asses off- those poor bastards were clearly americans, and had no concept of the debauchery that would follow in a few hours in the place they were trying to convert
2 hours later 7912231 Anonymous
>>7911972
Aced the geography quiz.
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