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2013-01-16 02:08 7834943 Anonymous
ITT: You have 10 seconds to be as american as you can

1 min later 7834951 Anonymous
>dat ass 5 bucks if she's a south american

1 min later 7834957 Anonymous
>inb4 404 >inb4 HURRR DUURRURRR MUH FREEDDOOO MMSMZZZZZ WHEREE R THE BURGAAAA

1 min later 7834960 Anonymous
burger plz

1 min later 7834961 Anonymous
Hello.

1 min later 7834967 Anonymous (PulledPorkBBQ.jpg 192x192 7kB)
I can havings cheeseburger? :DDDD

2 min later 7834972 Anonymous
>>7834943 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Et0Bssnm1mw

2 min later 7834974 Anonymous (1310473355.jpg 378x363 73kB)
I approve of the right to bear arms, because prohibition is silly and I should not be treated like a child or a criminal by my government.

2 min later 7834977 Anonymous
brb going to start a shooting.

3 min later 7834988 Anonymous
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/9804632/Tesco-beef-bu rgers-found-to-contain-29-horse-meat.html Would never happen in murrica

3 min later 7834989 Anonymous
SANDY HOOK WAS A HOAX HURRR

3 min later 7834990 Anonymous
I weight more than 120 kg

4 min later 7834999 NUMBER_ONE_GLORIOUS_HAMBURGER_CLAPPING_FIREARMS_LIBERTY_WARRIOR_USA (1353893515396.jpg 1160x848 358kB)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGQaH3-LK54 FUCK YEAH

4 min later 7835003 Oaxaqueño Superior (1347468409334.png 210x210 51kB)
>Dat ass

4 min later 7835004 Anonymous
>>7834988 Oh looks its the America loving jersey-ite git

4 min later 7835006 Anonymous
Gonna shove a gun up my ass while fapping to gay porn

5 min later 7835009 Anonymous
>implying I need to try

5 min later 7835013 Anonymous (Paesent.jpg 260x291 19kB)


6 min later 7835017 Anonymous (2269991_o.gif 320x136 2319kB)
It is my x amendment right. Unconstitutional! Fuck that nigger president! Anti racist is code for anti white.

6 min later 7835020 Anonymous
brb riding a scooter in walmart

6 min later 7835022 Anonymous
>>7834943 hurr durr. I am the best Impire in the wirld. I refysed dat fucking commies and muslims and vietnamees! I'll do it with you in the name of god Jesus! Amen

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6 min later 7835025 Anonymous (medium_CryingEagle-Flag640[1].jpg 478x300 28kB)
I have a good sense of humor. This is the greatest nation on Earth. I don't give a fuck about your faggot 10 second time limit, faggot.

6 min later 7835027 Anonymous
>>7835006 Barrel first or grip?

6 min later 7835029 Anonymous
I'm a golden god, make a huge income, and enjoy giving my girlfriend the lay of her life

7 min later 7835032 Anonymous
Fuck me I failed.

7 min later 7835033 Anonymous
>>7834988 what's wrong with the horse meat?

7 min later 7835038 Anonymous
Fossils are planted by God to test our faith. I actually had a teacher that believed this though and couldn't do my presentation about dinosaurs.

7 min later 7835040 Anonymous
>>7835004 Lal, reality is US>UK in nearly every aspect

7 min later 7835041 Anonymous (02 america fuck yeah.jpg 750x600 143kB)
>>7834943 >a scooter in walmart

7 min later 7835046 Anonymous
>>7835017 >>>/revleft/

7 min later 7835047 Anonymous
Where are the burger

7 min later 7835048 Anonymous (fsDk0[1].jpg 1919x1079 387kB)
I won. (pic)

8 min later 7835054 Anonymous
Yesterday some bully kept insulting me on facebook and I'm thinking in ending my life.

9 min later 7835061 Anonymous (310816-connecticut-school-shooting.jpg 650x366 63kB)
>>7835048 Make the background an elementary school

9 min later 7835066 Anonymous (Elit 7-8.jpg 720x481 41kB)


9 min later 7835067 Anonymous
HURR DURR NO LARGE SODA WHERE SHOULD I EMIGRATE?

10 min later 7835079 Anonymous (even begun.png 620x634 238kB)
Ron paul is the answer

11 min later 7835088 Anonymous
kinder surprise? No idea.

11 min later 7835089 Anonymous
>>7835061 LOL

11 min later 7835093 Anonymous (abhRc.png 852x471 669kB)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0iNvCUzLhU Am I American enough now?

11 min later 7835100 Anonymous (Roy.jpg 750x500 56kB)


12 min later 7835104 Anonymous
>>7835079 True master! #1 RON PAUL - JOIN RE"LOVE"TION

14 min later 7835139 Anonymous
>>7834990 word of advice brazilbro: if you can still fit through the door to your doctor's office, you're skinny.

14 min later 7835140 Anonymous (Averageamerican.jpg 635x420 37kB)
am i doin it rite?

14 min later 7835141 Anonymous (687474703a2f2f696d616765732e346368616e2e6f72672f6b2f7372632f313330353330383836393333372e6a7067.jpg 300x293 8kB)
Let's build a giant, nuclear powered rocket that drops nuclear warheads in rapid succession as it roars through the air before finally crashing down and exploding like a gigantic dirty bomb.

15 min later 7835146 Anonymous (P1000198.jpg 2816x2112 2531kB)
Muh gun also currently eating a burger

15 min later 7835160 Anonymous
>>7835140 No, he's not a law-abiding citizen.

16 min later 7835169 Anonymous
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/01/10/eric-bolling-schools-p ushing-the-liberal-agenda-by-teaching-algebra/ Life is a never-ending roller coaster of embarrassing horseshit.

16 min later 7835172 Anonymous (1348686901369.gif 266x268 1122kB)
>>7835079 Ron Paul is a fucking lunatic. He didn't win for a reason. He has some fantastic ideas, some of his other ideas however are not grounded in reality whatsoever. He's a hot headed nut that seems to rarely even be lucid. Seriously, read his newsletter. The guy is fucking bonkers. The only people who like him are the faggots over in /pol/ who lick his buttcrack on a daily basis. Vulgar, I know.

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18 min later 7835195 Anonymous
>>7835146 >can own a vz58 >can't own an AK Why canada?

18 min later 7835197 Anonymous
>>7835160 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_incarcerat ion_rate Yeah, because Americans are known to be law-abiding citizens. Dipshit

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18 min later 7835199 Anonymous
>>7835093 what the fuck was that? i don't know if i should be offended or not.

19 min later 7835206 Anonymous
>>7835195 Because AKs are evil assault weapons with babyseeking killer bullets.

20 min later 7835216 Anonymous
>>7835046 >not being racist=liberal Im ok with this

20 min later 7835222 Anonymous (6a00d83451c7bb69e200e553e338da8833-800wi.jpg 480x360 26kB)
I'll pay for it using my credit card

20 min later 7835225 Anonymous
I like muh freedom, guns, burgers, fries. I'm fat and have a bald eagle as a pet. :DDDDDDDDDDDD

20 min later 7835228 Anonymous
>>7835197 According to that the majority of them are

21 min later 7835232 Anonymous
> tfw you're a liberal american who is too smart for this country Any of you eurobros want to adopt?

21 min later 7835235 Anonymous
>>7835197 Holy sh... I thought we sent all our convicts to Aus

21 min later 7835245 Anonymous
ITT: Foreigners do half assed attempts at jokes created by Americans to make fun of our rednecks Holy shit this is sad to watch

21 min later 7835248 Anonymous
>>7835195 because of retards like these guys getting elected into parliament and their incompetence to write a proper firearms law. If I told you the original list for prohibited and restricted firearms was created when MP's picked out every gun used in action movies in the 90's it would be close to the truth.

22 min later 7835251 Anonymous
>>7835216 I'll be fat nigger eating hamburger infront of satue of Liberty

22 min later 7835261 Anonymous (1351750901555.jpg 1024x680 118kB)
>>7835048 ha! >challenge accepted

22 min later 7835266 Anonymous
>>7835225 >have a bald eagle as a pet Wow, can you show?

22 min later 7835267 Anonymous
>>7835197 >http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_incarc eration_rate Also, 27% of US inmates aren't US citizens. >>7835228 This

23 min later 7835269 Anonymous
>>7835248 forgot my link www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0KYnpeZVnQ

23 min later 7835274 Anonymous
>>7835232 >>7835232 >liberal american who is too smart for this country You're the kind of person who would let the Germanic barbarians into Rome pls go

25 min later 7835308 Anonymous
America isn't even free anymore Assault weapons banned in New York God save the murriclaps guns http://www.nytimes.com/2013/01/16/nyregion/tougher-gun-law-i n-new-york.html?_r=0 The expanded ban on assault weapons broadens the definition of such weapons, banning semiautomatic pistols and rifles with detachable magazines and one military-style feature, as well as semiautomatic shotguns with one military-style feature. New Yorkers who already own such guns can keep them but will be required to register them with the state. The legislative package, which Mr. Cuomo on Monday said he believed would be “the most comprehensive package in the nation,” will also ban any gun magazine that can hold more than 7 rounds of ammunition — the current limit is 10 rounds. It will also require background checks of ammunition buyers and automated alerts to law enforcement agencies of high-volume purchases.

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26 min later 7835319 Anonymous
>>7835269 GOD i hate this shit we have people like this in congress. naturally the never get anywhere, but one massacre and they are on it like flies on shit.

28 min later 7835339 Anonymous
>>7835232 Not us. The American 'abloobloo my country sucks I wish I was European' crowd is even worse than the overly patriotic ones.

28 min later 7835349 Anonymous
>>7835308 >trying to troll rednecks Lol what a retard Still mad that we got China where they're at today?

28 min later 7835350 Anonymous
>>7835274 >pls go gladly, although I already did, I'll let you tards continue your flag waving and move to a country where they don't invest millions of dollars on shooting one terrorist in front of his family, and then parade around the streets and celebrate. You know people say that the grass always looks greener on the other side, but Norwegian grass is objectively greener than american grass

29 min later 7835363 Anonymous
FUCK GUN CONTROL LET'S SECEDE FROM THE UNION

30 min later 7835380 Anonymous
>>7835251 Russia go home, you're drunk(surprise!)

31 min later 7835397 Anonymous
>>7835350 Norway: Shit tier weather Shit tier people Shitbtier entertainment Fuck all to do Nanny state

32 min later 7835404 Anonymous
>>7835350 You ridicule other people for waving flags but you're on 4chan bitching about how the country you live in is so great. Hypocrit. >Norwegian grass is objectively greener than american grass When it's not covered in frost maybe.

33 min later 7835420 Anonymous
>>7835349 I'm not trying to troll I'm actually genuinely upset that New Yorkers are banned from guns, it's outrageous and illiberal

33 min later 7835423 Anonymous
>>7835397 > implying you know shit about this beautiful country and their people they have really opened my eyes, 2bad4u you'll never know that feel

33 min later 7835426 Anonymous (yuropoors-cant-into-freedoms.jpg 1600x1200 294kB)
I'm a man who's proud of his country and its accomplishments I'm man who loves burgers and doesn't care about the opinion of some filthy yuropoors I'M AN AMERICAN!

33 min later 7835427 Anonymous
>>7835404 You can't beat him in an argument. He's liberal and super educated!

34 min later 7835432 Anonymous
HELLO I AM AMERICA I AM BURGER LELEL LETS INVADE THE MOON LELEL OK

36 min later 7835450 Anonymous
>>7835423 No, you just happened to.be dumb enough to move to an entirely different country instead of a better state

36 min later 7835458 Anonymous
>>7835427 Being hypocritical is a trademark for the left, even here.

37 min later 7835467 Anonymous
>>7835350 >dat oikophobia

38 min later 7835476 Anonymous
>>7835232 >liberal american who is too smart for this country You sound like a Freshman

38 min later 7835477 Anonymous
>>7835420 Did you hear how the the governor almost went ahead and confiscated guns, too? Honestly, it should be like that fot all of america 2nd amendment is an antiquated burden Everything else in the constitution seems to check out, though.

39 min later 7835485 Anonymous
>>7835477 Hai America, fak u white piggu

39 min later 7835489 Anonymous (frodo.png 400x399 218kB)
>>7835467 How can I be afraid of home when Norway is my new home?

40 min later 7835502 Anonymous
>>7835477 Why should guns be confiscated?

40 min later 7835506 Anonymous
>>7835477 Will you financially compensate the gun owners for the weapons which were taken from them?

40 min later 7835507 Anonymous
>>7835477 Most of your countrymen don't think so /k/ has been crying for a while It's a right to bear arms, you can disagree but you shouldn't be able to impose that belief upon others

41 min later 7835512 Anonymous
>>7835339 there is nothing wrong with the overly patriotic ones

41 min later 7835514 Anonymous
>>7835489 But seriously Norbro, the joke would've been effective as fuck if you were a Canadian, as that's where Americans have always head off to; pretty much nobody knows about the HDI, so..

42 min later 7835520 Anonymous
I'm Irish

42 min later 7835523 Anonymous
>>7835458 are you that dutch bro who hates on social welfare and antifa?

42 min later 7835526 Cap'n Pants (my money.jpg 480x360 11kB)
My medical bill was $3000 dollars.

43 min later 7835533 Anonymous
>>7835507 >It's a right to bear arms, you can disagree but you shouldn't be able to impose that belief upon others What does that mean?

43 min later 7835537 Anonymous
>>7835502 Guns that are illegal, in NY's case: assault rifles >>7835506 I'd imagine that's what would have happened. I believe Australia did that..like a Cash4Clunkers deal that Obama did a couple years ago

43 min later 7835540 Anonymous
>>7835514 tbh I just took inspiration from an actual american with these opinions, who studied in america. He even said the part about the grass being greener, and that he was disgusted with you guys spending so much money on shooting Osama Bro Laden

44 min later 7835551 Anonymous
>>7835523 Well I don't like those things but I never really post about it here. There are a lot of us that feel that way though.

44 min later 7835557 Anonymous
>>7835520 awesome! me too! my great-great-great grandfather was half-irish half-congolese!

45 min later 7835572 Anonymous
>>7835540 >who studied in america. meant he studied in Norway

46 min later 7835579 Anonymous
>>7835507 But that's wrong, a good majority. - I think 60 some% - support the assault weapons ban Bu lt yeah it's not nearly enough, you need to remove essentially all guns like the UK did to have a sensible murder rate However, I believe like the vast majority of shootings involve shitheads shooting each other, so it's almost an effective way to remove spics and niggers, the guns.

46 min later 7835581 Anonymous
>>7835533 It means people should be allowed to have guns He and others can disagree, but mr cuomo cannot just take away people's guns because he disagrees If they really wanted to ban guns in a legitimate way they should have a state wide vote on it, if they majority doesn't want a ban, then it shouldn't go ahead , instead they just go, you can't have these guns, bad luck old chap we just going to take away your rights

47 min later 7835588 Anonymous
>>7835420 That's because New yorkers are faggots and unamerican.

47 min later 7835602 Anonymous
>>7835557 REALLY! We are probably related

47 min later 7835605 Anonymous
>>7835551 i thought I saw you in a thread earlier. must've been another guy

48 min later 7835606 Anonymous
>>7835477 Get the fuck out of my country. My forefathers didn't fight the Brits just so you could push fascist beliefs and practices on us.

48 min later 7835612 Anonymous
>>7835537 But why should they be banned? >>7835579 >you need to remove essentially all guns like the UK did to have a sensible murder rate > I believe like the vast majority of shootings involve shitheads shooting each other Do you really think they own the guns those people shoot each other with are purchased legally?

48 min later 7835618 Anonymous
>>7835540 Lol that's hilarious. Amd yeah, we do piss away money on dumb shit like that It's amazing that this country is still doing comparatively well after three wars and a major recession When the going gets good (Bill Clinton) then THAT'S when the country is truly god tier

49 min later 7835634 Anonymous
>>7835612 lol, people on /int/ love to deny the fact that firearms used in crimes are are acquired illegally most of the time

50 min later 7835638 Anonymous
>>7835579 Shit head the U.K has more violent crimes per person than the U.S does since they wide scale gun bans there.

51 min later 7835646 Anonymous
>>7835572 I think international students tend to be overly compassionate towards their hosting country and mirror the resentments they think the country has. I'm pretty sure this isn't just an American thing. I remember meeting a Russian at a party and he spent the entire night telling me how awesome he thought the U.S. was and how much he hated Russia and their politics. He didn't have to and no-one instigated it.. he just did. It seems to be some sort of naive sucking-up. The reason why I say naive is because the person mirrors the perception of the nation they're in (in order to receive less hostility) as opposed to mirroring how the actual people in that nation are. To which I say, "Stop apologizing for your country and just live your fucking life."

51 min later 7835657 Anonymous
>>7835602 definitely! my last name is very irish too! its Mc Ndgongokicze

51 min later 7835659 Anonymous
>>7835618 You know that Clinton was a shitty president that rode on the coattails of 11 of republicans fixing the economy and environment

52 min later 7835672 Anonymous
>>7835634 Which is why having guns is actually an effective tool to keep the nigger and spic population low. I mean, it's not like we ever go to Detroit, Chicago, etc anyway

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52 min later 7835678 Anonymous
>>7835634 If they would be legal it'd be easy to take in murderers. They could just check the codes and it would take 5 hours to figure out who did it.

54 min later 7835695 Anonymous
>>7835659 Apparently only 11 Republicans out of the 100's of Democrats / Republicans in House and Senate, are to blame for increased growth during the Clinton administration...

54 min later 7835703 Anonymous
>>7835646 Well, Russia is a third world shithole. But yeah, I remember my German friend saying similar things a couple years ago. Which is hilarious 'cause Germany God I miss that fucking guy.....he banged a chick who I had a crush on, though.

55 min later 7835713 Anonymous
Fuck muslim brain-washed sons of bitches. I'm going to go watch Fox News and E! now.

56 min later 7835726 Anonymous (1486487357_6fbef36401.jpg 500x333 133kB)
Original Americans: Fuck the government. We'll kill whoever tries to tell us what to do. Modern Americans: I LOVE YOU GOVERNMENT! PLEASE TELL ME HOW TO DIE!

58 min later 7835742 Anonymous
I'm really patriotic but skeptic about my own government as well

58 min later 7835743 Anonymous (110821caruba.jpg 379x277 64kB)
I look at Muurica and all I see is black

58 min later 7835744 Anonymous
>>7835695 I meant 11 years of Republican presidents

59 min later 7835760 Anonymous
>>7835726 You mean Leftists think that

1 hours later 7836155 Anonymous
>>7835744 >I meant 11 years of Republican presidents Giving Presidents credit for an economy is pretty fucking stupid, regardless.

10 hours later 7841695 Anonymous (entering a no clapping area.jpg 373x301 10kB)
EUROPEANS ARE SO UPSTUCK ARROGANT AND HATE FREEDOM WAAAAAAH

10 hours later 7841803 Anonymous (images.jpg 240x210 10kB)
YO TYRON GET A LOAD OF DIS NIGGUH >>7834943

10 hours later 7841930 Anonymous
>>7836155 Not to mention ignoring congress and the senate. People act like the president is a king or something. Actually it's usually best when they cancel each other out ands can't do anything.

11 hours later 7841949 Anonymous
SUPPORT THE TROOPS HATE THE GOVERNMENT IF YOU OUTLAW THE GUNZ ONLY OUTLAWS HAVE GUNZ VACCINES AREN'T SAVE FEMA WILL KILL US ABORTION IS MURDER

11 hours later 7841965 Anonymous
I WANT THE GOBERNMENT TO BE SMALL EXCEPT THE POLICE, THE NATIONAL GUARD, THE CIA, THE ARMY, THE NAVY, THE AIRFORCE, THE NSA AND NASA.

11 hours later 7841976 Anonymous
YEAH!! LETS GO GET SOME FREEDOM CHIPS!!

11 hours later 7841988 Anonymous
>>7835141 We will grant you citizenship if you do this thing.

11 hours later 7842010 Anonymous
FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS! NRA 4LYFE!!

11 hours later 7842024 Anonymous (1357604149083.jpg 240x280 48kB)
ROOTY TOOTY POINT AND SHOOTY WHERE THE BURGER AT MY NIGGA

12 hours later 7843239 Anonymous
>>7841965 ...AND MEDICARE, AND MEDICAID, AND MY FARM SUBSIDIES, AND MY CORN SYRUP SUBSIDIES, AND MY TAX BREAKS...

13 hours later 7843356 Anonymous
I ate 6 burgers

13 hours later 7843548 Anonymous
>>7835061 canada so edgy lel

13 hours later 7843578 Anonymous
>>7843356 oh god my sides, thank you Japan, thank you for that morning laugh

13 hours later 7843665 Anonymous (1358044756575.jpg 285x298 57kB)
I AM PRO LIFE BUT I SUPPORT THE DEATH PENALTY

13 hours later 7843692 指鹿为马
Its my second amendment Not the government',s not the states' Mine

13 hours later 7843726 Anonymous
THOSE DANG FILTHY HEATHENS ARE WAGING A WAR ON GOD AND COUNTRY AND WE WON'T LET THOSE EVOLUTIONIST SCUMBAGS TELL OUR CHILDREN WHAT TO DO WITH THEIR DARWINIST LIES SO WE SHOULD REMOVE ALL THE BITS OF GOVERNMENT THAT PEOPLE TELL ME TO HATE OH LOOK NEIL ALDRIN LANDED A ROVER ON THE SUN USA USA USA USA USA

13 hours later 7843733 Anonymous
oben twitter :DDDDD tweet I'm Hungary :DDDDD

13 hours later 7843742 Anonymous
Israel is our greatest ally.

13 hours later 7843766 Anonymous
>>7834943 CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP

18 hours later 7848733 Anonymous
>>7835760 Most people, city folk, never reject the preference for central planning and subjugation they were raised to believe in school as it's reinforced by the media. Country folk give lip service to a spirit of independence but they're also prevalent users of welfare including military service.

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