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2013-01-06 02:38 7645550 Anonymous (image.jpg 877x547 135kB)
America gets a lot of stick from the worldwide community and I'ld like to know why. Tell me (and /int/), why do you hate America?

2 min later 7645586 Anonymous
b-but i don't hate usa...

2 min later 7645588 Anonymous
>>7645550 Canadian's hate USA for one of two reasons: 1. I'M NOT AMERICAN SEE I HATE THEM, I'm CANADIAN! 2. Political reasons, like forcing/pressuring our government to join all their wars and join shitty trade agreements etc etc

5 min later 7645625 Anonymous
Read this thread >>7641982 and you'll understand.

7 min later 7645660 Anonymous
>>7645625 For tipping? How xenophobic

9 min later 7645687 Anonymous
Better question, why is the OP such a murrifat cocksucker, and what could he be doing to hate the US more? Is he A) A total idiotic cocksucker or B) A CIA propaganda spouting tool Let's start the bets people.

9 min later 7645698 Anonymous (1352314908073.jpg 600x400 29kB)
because they are the number one at everything and we all want to be like them ;_;

10 min later 7645711 Anonymous
>>7645550 >Tell me (and /int/), why do you hate America? they have the power...we want it back. + they're doing it all wrong, trying to put ideals, and democracy into their massacres, it isn't working. Alongside that they give us plenty of vapid 'entertainment', and they just annoy us with their presence, and their girth, just look at them, the fat, arrogant fuckers, with their freedums, and their shit cars, and those awful handlebar moustaches. TL;DR: world domination, you're doing it wrong.

10 min later 7645715 Anonymous
>>7645698 The only thing that the US is best at is being hated.

11 min later 7645726 Anonymous
This thread will turn out to be exactly what OP wanted. A huge american bashing circlejerk.

12 min later 7645743 Anonymous (1357218562004.jpg 743x329 39kB)
>Implying I hate the greatest country of all time. I get my cowboy outfit out every 4th of July.

12 min later 7645748 Anonymous
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-20857972 Poor poor Britlords.

12 min later 7645752 Anonymous
>>7645711 Wait, what's wrong with handlebar mustaches?

13 min later 7645766 Anonymous
Because they believe anything somebody with more money says. "Steve Jobs said the iphone 4s is revolutionary omg now I'm gonna have to buy 2"

13 min later 7645769 Anonymous
>>7645726 That's how every thread turns out.

14 min later 7645783 Anonymous
>>7645752 it is a very, very difficult thing to pull off properly, most of your patriotic moustache wearers fail. Also I like how you didn't object to anything else I wrote.

18 min later 7645854 Anonymous
>>7645711 >world domination >doing it wrong yet we have almost half the pops of the EU, pretty sure we're doing it right >>7645588 >shitty trade agreements they actually tend to be favorable, I don't see the problem >>7645766 broad assumption based on literally nothig

21 min later 7645919 Anonymous
>>7645854 but you don't have style, or grace. We had that, goddamnit, and so did the french and germans but not you. People didn't just hate us, they were impressed too.

23 min later 7645951 Anonymous
I hate you for your freedom

24 min later 7645960 Anonymous
>>7645919 >no style or grace the whole world dresses the way we dictate, and there is something to be said about the beauty in a people that perceived as fat, lazy, and fucking stupid absolutely dominating everybody else with even smaller numbers. A lot of yuros are to caught up in their history to realize how ignorant they really are though

24 min later 7645965 Anonymous
I don't, I wish I was american.

25 min later 7645973 Anonymous
>>7645854 Shitty as in we loss autonomy and you gain influence over us

25 min later 7645979 Anonymous
>>7645919 people emulate our culture all over the world. Most people on earth watch US movies/tv, listend to US music, dress like americans, talk like americans, and generally put us on a pedestal. at the same time they talk about how much better than us they are because they don't even realize they are trying to be like us.

26 min later 7645985 Anonymous (Cat-Valentina-victorious-23178832-676-597.jpg 676x597 65kB)
>>7645965 >Implying you can't. This country was built on immigrants fighting the war!

26 min later 7645989 Anonymous
>>7645854 Well I don't hate you, I'm just saying the two reasons Canadians dislike Americans is usually those two. As far as trade agreements go I think there was some lumber incident that people keep bitching about.

26 min later 7645990 Anonymous (1313443884830.gif 325x282 2982kB)
>>7645951 I fucking knew it, why can't a man be free to be free?

26 min later 7645993 Anonymous
>>7645965 >Governador Valadares feels

27 min later 7646010 Anonymous
>>7645973 I wouldn't say that we gain dominance over you, but it would be accurate to say that the state is losing sovereignty. Unless you want to live in total isolation (in which it would be impossible to maintain your standard of living), that's just a function of globalization and the age we live in.

27 min later 7646014 Anonymous
>>7645979 and you guys try and wish to be Scottish! So many of your popular names are just names of Scottish towns etc You took Halloween from us too

28 min later 7646024 Anonymous
Because some people estimate that 4000 civilians have been killed by US drone stikes in Pakistan. From the eyes of a drone a pashtun wedding ceremony looks a lot like a jirga of taliban mullahs.

28 min later 7646025 Anonymous
>>7645973 We gain influence by simply being near you, what does it matter anyways? The gains are very much mutual >>7645989 fair enough, I wouldn't be surprised if I was ignorant of a trade agreement that favored us but really, these things happen. Even our own companies have taken advantage of our government and vice versa

28 min later 7646026 Anonymous
>>7645960 > there is something to be said about the beauty in a people that perceived as fat, lazy, and fucking stupid absolutely dominating it is a bitter, ironic beauty. A lesser beauty. And there's another twist to that, the Roman empire's culture was adopted and copied accross Europe, and when they were seemingly at the peak of their Romanisation, the Empire collapsed. Make of that what you will

28 min later 7646027 Anonymous
>>7645973 Well shit, I guess that IS far worse than secret Chinese deals with a 10 year exit clause that you had no vote over. We'll remember to direct you to them or Russia next time.

29 min later 7646029 Anonymous
>>7645979 >dress like Americans lolwut

29 min later 7646040 Anonymous (batchcanadasm.png 700x1979 563kB)
>>7645989 >lumber incident canada_validating_our_stereotypes.jpg

30 min later 7646044 Anonymous
>>7646029 yes. skinny jeans and hoodies for example. you wear what our celebrities, actors, musicians wear.

32 min later 7646062 Anonymous
>>7646044 a lot of this American culture is just regurgitated culture from elsewhere. Not talking about 'muh heritage' but recent stuff.

32 min later 7646075 Anonymous
>>7646026 We are shockingly stable still, give it a few hundred years. also >lesser beauty >everyone wants to be like us Like I said, Europeans tend to combine ignorance and arrogance all while being huge sheep. That being said you're still our dad, just be proud of us

32 min later 7646077 Anonymous
>>7646044 >Wearing Socks up to your knee caps No we don't do that

34 min later 7646089 Anonymous
>>7646044 i assure you if i wear skinny jeans, it's not because i've seen American actors wearing them

34 min later 7646104 Anonymous
Americans are God's elect: they are the most Glorious Beings to dwell under all of Heaven, and the most Beautiful and Exalted to exist in all of High Creation. They have been chosen to lead the rest of Man into a Golden Age - and they will succeeed, for they have the strength of righteousness, and Heaven smiles upon them and their cause. The Destiny of the American nation was written in Heaven by the Hand of Divine Providence and witnessed by the entire Celestial Court ere the moment of Creation:we have been chosen to lift the world from out of the dark, and into the light. We are mankind's salvation, not its damnation.

36 min later 7646125 Anonymous
>>7646089 >not understanding how cultural influences spread UK, even your combat doctrines are based on ours >>7646077 we don't do that either, we do have tans though

36 min later 7646134 Anonymous
I wish Canadians would stop being such cocksuckers and start a Irish/British style conflict with the US. Maybe then they can be justifiably relevant.

37 min later 7646149 Anonymous
>>7646075 >everyone wants to be like us people europe-wide consciously try their best to not be like you. >just be proud of us NO. Did you think we'd be a good dad? HA! If we could we'd still beat you like when you were a kid. And we'd force you all to fake british accents, and drive european cars, and we'd ram socialised medicine down your throat as enthusiastically as if it were our cock.(very).

38 min later 7646151 Anonymous
Americans are God's elect: they are the most Glorious Beings to dwell under all of Heaven, and the most Beautiful and Exalted to exist in all of High Creation. They have been chosen by God Himself to lead the rest of Man into a Golden Age - and they will succeeed, for they have the strength of righteousness, and Heaven smiles upon them and their cause. The Destiny of the American nation was written in Heaven by the Hand of Divine Providence and witnessed by the entire Celestial Court ere the moment of Creation:we have been chosen to lift the world from out of the dark, and into the light. We are mankind's salvation, not its damnation.

39 min later 7646171 Anonymous
>>7646014 Exactly sometimes they can't even pronounce them right

40 min later 7646183 Anonymous
>>7646040 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_%E2%80%93_Canada_ softwood_lumber_dispute There it is.

40 min later 7646187 Anonymous
>>7646151 this sounds like something you'd yell before going on a gun rampage. It also highlights one of the main genuine gripes people have with you- you think you are doing the right thing.

41 min later 7646192 Anonymous
>>7645586 this

41 min later 7646193 Anonymous
Why don't more people hate the US instead of being a cocksucker like OP?

41 min later 7646200 Anonymous
>>7646149 Yeah they try to be so different they use all of our websites, media, and use our slang. >tfw the germans I know constantly steal my dirty dirty slang plz dad, we beat you up, now love us before we take out our sadness through acts of force projections and puppeting

41 min later 7646204 Srsface
You took Europe's colonies away from it, and threw Afrika into anarchy and endless violence. Hipsters are an American product. WIYGN?

42 min later 7646205 Anonymous
>obama is one of the most liked leaders in history around the world >all surveys show that the world is back to having a Clinton-like appreciation for us >second most visited country in the world >B-BUT WE HATE YOU GUYS!

42 min later 7646207 Anonymous
>>7646089 not consciously, no. but that's where they come from.

42 min later 7646208 Anonymous
American culture is the culmination of Man's societal, cultural, technological, artistic, and scientific achievement: we are the most Glorious nation under Firmament, destined by Divine Providence to be a beacon of the Most Holy Light of Reason and Civilization in a world fraught with conflict and instability. For God himself came down from Barbelo to hand his legacy and entrust it to the hand of this great Nation, We shall never be destroyed: we will endure for ten thousand thousand years, and our legacy will exist so long as the Race continues to exist!

44 min later 7646231 Anonymous (1301884790970.jpg 440x440 45kB)
>>7646151 >>7646208 >yfw this is how Fox News comes back after each commercial break

44 min later 7646243 Anonymous
>>7646187 But, what this man says IS true - Americans truly are the Progeny of Heaven.

45 min later 7646248 Anonymous (AmericaVsEurope-Sharenator9.jpg 544x361 41kB)


46 min later 7646267 Anonymous
>>7646200 come over here and fight us then, you big fat pussy. Then, when were on the floor bleeding all over, and can barely see through our swollen eyelids all the childhood trauma-induced rage etched accross your face, then you'll be a real man. And maybe, just maybe, you might make out a little smirk, and have earned a little of our respect.

46 min later 7646268 Anonymous
>>7646187 And this post is why we laugh at you yurpoors: You can't understand our patriotism that we use in jest you actually think stephen colbert and Team America are serious things

47 min later 7646276 Anonymous
>>7646243 horseshit. You are the progeny of us, and we are most certainly not of heaven.

47 min later 7646280 Anonymous
>>7646267 >this post bawwwww looks the yuropoor is getting upset that he hasn't had his semen ration as of late: http://www.inquisitr.com/244793/foreign-buyers-exporting-ame rican-sperm-at-drastically-increased-rates/

47 min later 7646287 Anonymous
>>7646267 hahaha this made my night, I fucking love you guys night bro

47 min later 7646289 Anonymous
>>7646267 The barbarous hordes of Europe could never even hope to defeat the Sons of Heaven that the Americans are - for the strength of righteousness is with us, and God smiles upon us,

48 min later 7646302 Anonymous
>>7645919 >We had that, goddamnit, LOL no you didn't. your colonial soldiers were the scum of the scum of the earth they were the biggest shitheads. NOBODY LIKED YOU britain had no friends.

51 min later 7646354 Anonymous
>>7646204 No, you don't get to blame us for Africa being the shithole it is. Plenty of Europeans did their colonizing there. Euros are just jealous they don't have the power they used to now that USA is the new empire

52 min later 7646357 Anonymous
>>7646302 we didn't want, or need friends. There's glory to be had in fighting your own corner.

52 min later 7646362 Anonymous
>>7646276 but anglo whites are a superminority here. we haven't been mostly british in nearly 200 years

53 min later 7646372 Anonymous
>>7646204 >sweden blaming us for africa GO FUCK YOURSELF are you fucking serious right now?

53 min later 7646388 Anonymous
>>7646362 culturally, for the most part.

53 min later 7646389 Anonymous
>>7646362 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_American Hmm?

58 min later 7646467 Anonymous
>>7646248 Whilst that my not be the most normal European why is the yank so poor he can't wash his face

1 hours later 7646772 Anonymous
This is why >>7645779

1 hours later 7646801 Anonymous (success-breeds-envy-tee_design.png 280x280 41kB)
This whole thread

1 hours later 7646832 Anonymous (dJfiKD3YPbrquIldikPjmNK9AH3.jpg 1000x1430 490kB)
>>7646801

1 hours later 7646849 Anonymous (lqP86.jpg 604x453 22kB)
Ya'll just mad 'cause this isn't socially acceptable in your country.

1 hours later 7647044 Anonymous
>>7646849 >wooden house Lol

1 hours later 7647152 Anonymous
>>7647044 It's a wooden porch, lots of antebellum south style farm houses are brick.

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