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2013-01-04 09:35 7607395 Anonymous (spaceship.png 1280x688 909kB)
> 2013 > Aliens land in your home country > What does your country do? South Africa, we already know what you'll do. How about the rest of ya?

1 min later 7607408 Anonymous (will_smith_independence_day.jpg 658x370 26kB)
WELCOME TO EARF

1 min later 7607409 Anonymous (oh. fuck.jpg 600x542 216kB)
>>7607395 CRONULLA 2.0

3 min later 7607432 Anonymous
>>7607409 So we can expect grey men with the secrets to curing cancer to be brutally beaten by drunks? Are you just trying to start the extermination of the human race?

5 min later 7607449 Anonymous
Xenomorph genocide - best day of my life.

6 min later 7607455 Anonymous
Americans have a whole army of actors that are versed to deal with this situation with shitty one liners: >This is our damn planet and you're gonna play by our damn rules, capiche?

7 min later 7607474 Anonymous
>>7607432 It would make me laugh anyway.

8 min later 7607483 Anonymous Always full
>>7607432 We grew here. They flew here.

8 min later 7607492 Anonymous
>>7607455 a wall made entirely out of shitty actors spewing one liners

9 min later 7607493 Anonymous
>>7607455 My...God... > removes glasses

9 min later 7607498 Anonymous
Tell them to go to Sweden instead.

9 min later 7607505 Anonymous (friends.jpg 630x473 70kB)
>>7607492

12 min later 7607537 Anonymous
>Alien land in Malaysia >Alien tell us god don't exist and believing in god is sign of primitiveness & barbarism. >We abandon our shitty religion at last. >Meanwhile in Arabia all muslims are collectively exploded in disbelieve, literally. One's can dream.

13 min later 7607543 Anonymous (v.jpg 565x318 70kB)
Obama will surrender to them immediately

13 min later 7607553 Anonymous
check their vodka tolerance also this is one nice ship to steal

14 min later 7607558 Anonymous
Bitch and moan about it and make jokes until somebody finally does something.

14 min later 7607566 Anonymous (azis.jpg 450x338 30kB)
We send Aziz to establish contact with them.

14 min later 7607567 Anonymous
Why shouldn't we call them prawn? They're prawn.

15 min later 7607572 Anonymous
behead them

15 min later 7607577 Anonymous
>>7607537 > Arabs protest aliens imposing on their culture > Fly plane into spaceship > Planet is nuked Goddammit, Middle East

15 min later 7607579 Anonymous
>>7607553 > nice ship to steal When did Russia become China?

16 min later 7607587 Anonymous
>>7607572 What if it turns out that their drug of choice is the cactus? And they have all this useless gold lying around...you guys could totally become rulers of earth.

17 min later 7607594 Anonymous
>>7607566 hoping they will vaporize him

18 min later 7607602 Anonymous
>>7607566 >he starts having sex with them

19 min later 7607621 Anonymous
>>7607602 Yes he starts having sex with them and turns them gay and then we defeat them easily.

19 min later 7607622 Anonymous
believe it or not I recall reading that the UN actually has an appointed official for making contact with alien species, I think she is from Malaysia.

24 min later 7607664 Anonymous
>>7607587 I think Mexico isn't the only country with cactus.

26 min later 7607681 Anonymous
Do what we always do to visitors Give them shit tone of wine!

33 min later 7607772 Anonymous
to be honest, if they arrived in a vast majority of our country, we wouldn't even notice. (Because we're so fucking full)

34 min later 7607780 Anonymous
>>7607681 Why not good tone, with fruity notes and tobacco highlights? Or wait, it's Romanya

37 min later 7607822 Anonymous (1350180533033.jpg 1279x1485 264kB)
We offer them a lift back to their home planet.

1 hours later 7608314 Anonymous
The aliens would turn out to be Hungarians. Or at least some kind of relatives.

1 hours later 7608359 Anonymous
>>7607822 >pupils

1 hours later 7608361 Anonymous
We rape them and create the one true master race.

1 hours later 7608372 Anonymous
Intoxicate them and then launch a guerrilla campaign, and throw bricks at them until they leave.

1 hours later 7608389 Anonymous
>>7608361 eww, do you know how ugly they are? Google District 9 aliens any man that would put his penis near that deserves a medal for bravery

1 hours later 7608397 Anonymous (409332_360880980594622_277599892256065_1662364_1796513559_n.jpg 720x655 70kB)
>>7607395 Drink vodka with them and then beat the crap out of them once they will be drunk.

1 hours later 7608411 Anonymous
>>7608389 Dude. District 9 aliens were hot as fuck.

1 hours later 7608451 Anonymous
>>7608411 I gone rape yo ass

1 hours later 7608495 Anonymous
We ask them for their help colonising Venus and mars to help with our population problem.

1 hours later 7608539 Anonymous
>>7608397 >aliens' only weakness is vodka >they land in Eastern Europe Directed by M. Night Shyamalan.

1 hours later 7608571 Anonymous
>>7607621 Not to mention them gypsy aids.

1 hours later 7608573 Anonymous
>>7608539 That would be great movie but to be honest similar one was already done by French - " La soupe aux choux" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZyxeZtucqI

2 hours later 7608631 Anonymous
>>7608539 I lold, probably because im drunk I'd watch that shit, as long as Mel Gibson is on it

2 hours later 7608697 Anonymous
I am fine with Eldar-Ultve and Imperium. But for Emperor sake not tyranids and Dark Eldars, fuck them and nuke.

2 hours later 7608708 Anonymous
>>7607772 we wouldnt be able to tell the difference with all the fucking third worlds ships coming every day

2 hours later 7608727 Anonymous
>>7608708 One can fly. One can swim.

2 hours later 7608745 Anonymous
>>7608727 They can't swim, this has been documented a few times. They can only boat

2 hours later 7608749 Anonymous
blanda upp.

2 hours later 7608780 Anonymous
>aliens land in Portugal >labor unions somehow blame the government for this >catholics think it's the incarnation of the devil, start reading the Bible like mad >turns out they only came to lend us some money It's happening

2 hours later 7608803 Anonymous (Þorramatur.jpg 300x199 19kB)
We would offer them to taste our delicious national food, like we've done with all foreigners. Then we would ask them to loan us money.

2 hours later 7608809 Anonymous (1262087795707.jpg 251x251 6kB)
They would create a 'black line' and shoot us all one by one. Then they'd instate an 'alien australia policy' and stop anyone not an alien from immigrating... Oh wait.

2 hours later 7608845 Anonymous
>>7607395 >Land in Quebec >Quebecois declares war on them in the name of the "Canadian Monarchy" and directs them to Ottawa >Ottawa gets vaporized >Viva le Quebec Libre

2 hours later 7608905 Anonymous
1. We let them know we're not allowed to admit to the global population Earth is part of an interstellar community already. 2. We're not, but don't want them to think we're alone. 3. Tell them not to bring it up, the public will warm up to them. 4. Tour the country by heavily guarded train sounds alright, if the public gets in the way of the train just airlift them out of there by helicopter. 4. They can park their ship more North than reporters like, or we might get the ISS to get the Canadarm to shake hands with the alien version of the robot arm. 5. Give the Queen a call and ask if they can stay. Tell her we're sorry for lying if it turns out bad.

2 hours later 7608924 Anonymous
Ask them for any job.

2 hours later 7608999 Krautfag
Summer camps.

2 hours later 7609020 Anonymous
>>7608999 You're not going to ask them which colour star they came from? So you can put it on their shirts?

2 hours later 7609031 Anonymous (this.gif 245x136 505kB)
>>7608749

2 hours later 7609067 Krautfag
>>7608999 Filthy xenos don't deserve apartheid but hot showers, a swimming pool and cheap whores.

2 hours later 7609101 Anonymous
Flip our shit and get nuked by the other countries of the world.

2 hours later 7609121 Krautfag
>>7609067 This should've pointed to this post >>7609020 obviously.

2 hours later 7609129 Anonymous
>>7609101 Don't tattle on us

2 hours later 7609149 Anonymous
Find a cute alien girlfriend

2 hours later 7609195 Anonymous
>Try to sell them cheap shit at expensive prices >Immigrate to the alien planet >Set up businesses there >Slowly take over the alien economy >Establish caste system on alien planet

2 hours later 7609231 Anonymous
>>7609195 Since you have internet does that mean you're god tier caste or is internet common and high speed internet reserved for the top caste?

3 hours later 7609285 Anonymous
>>7609231 I'm just below the top tier caste. Although if it came to reservations, the backwards castes would get it first. They already have quotas in education, jobs, promotions and whatnot. Times are difficult for upper castes.

3 hours later 7609296 Anonymous
>>7609195 > Meet new alien culture > Demand right to become technical support

3 hours later 7609297 Anonymous
>>7609129 Sorry can't do it Ameribro. We're too autistic to be corrupt and deceitful.

3 hours later 7609298 Anonymous
well if they landed somewhere in the middle I doubt anyone would notice for a few years the military personal would keep it a secret, and the aliens would probably wipe out whatever aboriginal tribes they found

3 hours later 7609305 Anonymous
>>7609149 With or without tentables ?

3 hours later 7609330 Anonymous
>>7609298 OP here, What if they mated?

3 hours later 7609333 Anonymous
We will start throwing gefiltafish at them

3 hours later 7609359 Anonymous
>>7609333 But what if they were....Jewish aliens? bum bum BUUUUUM

3 hours later 7609360 Anonymous
Alien Sex

3 hours later 7609368 Anonymous
>>7609360 Business as usual.

3 hours later 7609384 Anonymous
>>7609368 Do you think the aliens will be into anything kinky?

3 hours later 7609418 Anonymous
>>7609384 Depends on how hard you beat them, I guess.

3 hours later 7609441 Anonymous
Offer them a cup of tea: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnxMd5e-lM0

3 hours later 7609580 Anonymous
Blanda upp. Well, that was easy.

3 hours later 7609588 I am the Algerian that /int/ deserve
I hate France.

3 hours later 7609779 Anonymous
Get Israel to destroy the ship, claim American victory

4 hours later 7610021 Anonymous
give them benefits

4 hours later 7610046 Anonymous
>>7608573 fucking incredible movie.

4 hours later 7610147 Anonymous
that was the best scifi movie ever, i saw it 2 weeks ago we'd probably get caught in bureaucratic loops, it would take at least 5 years for our politicians to form a draft of the "alien law", which would only get defeated in a referendum. Finally in another 5 years a revised alien law would be passed and the aliens would be awarded 40.000€ in damages each, for having to wait. after that they would be allowed to do absolutely anything they wanted, because otherwise Amnesty International would accuse us of oppressing them

5 hours later 7611193 Anonymous
>>7609580 [spoiler]tentacle sex with swedish blondes[/spoiler] [spoiler]boner, stop it, this is wrong[/spoiler]

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