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2013-01-03 07:13 7594314 Anonymous (kinder_egg.jpg 400x279 49kB)
Call the bolice, freedom is at stake!
2 min later 7594379 Anonymous
American logic:
Guns don't kill people! No reason to ban.
Non-edible parts inside food kill people! We should ban it.
3 min later 7594396 Anonymous
THINK OF THE CHILDREN
6 min later 7594445 Anonymous
fuck off krautburger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YgaGwtImpE
1 hours later 7595945 Anonymous (squalibaba.jpg 750x350 65kB)
It is truly a sad day when the children of the Americans are unable to enjoy one of our longest lasting cultural export only because an absurd law forbids it. To think of all the miniature cars still waiting to be assembled and all the Squalibaba left uncollected.
1 hours later 7595954 Anonymous
>>7595945
oh man I remember those sharks
1 hours later 7596093 Anonymous
If anybody knows, what happens if you bring in Kinder Eggs from abroad, and what happens if you try to sell them?
>inb4 TSA rectal exam
1 hours later 7596190 Anonymous
>>7594379
My logic:
What do I need Kinder Surprise for when my dad lets me fire a .22 in the backyard unsupervised at age 12? Keep your chocolate-smeared fingers off the keyboard fatty
2 hours later 7596551 Anonymous
>>7594379
Don't you guys have pornsites for fucking horses or some shit like that?
2 hours later 7596987 Anonymous (sheep1.jpg 259x194 12kB)
>>7596551
Nope. Bestiality has been declared illegal in Germany in 2012.
Pic related. Just look at that fucker, you know it wants it!
2 hours later 7597003 Paco
Delicious
3 hours later 7597963 Anonymous (DCM100056.jpg 539x480 53kB)
thank god our laws prevent the importing of such garbage chocolate products
3 hours later 7598007 Anonymous
>MFW I can buy these all I want at every nearby Polish supermarket.
Nobody enforces this ban, you know.
3 hours later 7598028 Anonymous
they are fucking delicious, im going to the market to buy 3 of them.
3 hours later 7598052 Anonymous
>>7598007
And I could buy a handgun from a nearby polish arms dealer, doesn't make it legal.
3 hours later 7598070 Anonymous
i'm 9 and wat is this?
3 hours later 7598082 Anonymous (1993-turtles.jpg 500x307 35kB)
>>7595945
Turtle master race reportan in
3 hours later 7598108 Anonymous
>>7596093
"Hey, you can't bring these here, give them to me. Now go away."
Custom officer eats them whole, chokes on toy. One less hispano!
3 hours later 7598124 Anonymous
>>7598082
oh fug, i still have all of them.
3 hours later 7598134 Anonymous (9115655-mcdonalds-big-mac-menu-aislado-en-blanco-studio-shot.jpg 1200x801 106kB)
>>7597963
thanks for exporting this shit to the whole world
3 hours later 7598143 Anonymous (1356999389663.png 507x600 70kB)
>tfw i nearly choked to death on one of the plastic parts when i was a kid
If only i was from the greatest country on the world, this shit wouldn't have happened.
3 hours later 7598156 Anonymous (crocodile.jpg 812x612 96kB)
>>7598082
>>7595945
Crocodile pls.
Though to be honest, I loved all of them. The Egyptian cats, the tourist hippos, all of them.
3 hours later 7598171 Anonymous
Kinder is illegal in USA because it's made by Nazis.
3 hours later 7598194 Anonymous
>>7598171
>fascists
3 hours later 7598216 Anonymous
>>7598171
Isn't their entire space program engineered by nazis? Or does that not count?
3 hours later 7598219 isac (Original Content.png 1182x403 313kB)
3 hours later 7598259 Anonymous (1313551711053.png 512x384 238kB)
>>7595945
>It is truly a sad day when the children of the Americans are unable to enjoy one of our longest lasting cultural export
>candy is culture
3 hours later 7598260 Anonymous
>>7598156
>dat female croc
3 hours later 7598281 Anonymous
>>7598219
Kan I ikke få Kinderæg oppe ved jer? Og jeg synes det er snyd jeg ikke fik en jagtriffel i konfirmationsgave
3 hours later 7598284 Anonymous
>>7598194
Nazi fascists!
>>7598216
Yes but Kinder is or kids! Nazi fascist stuff isn't for the kids! The kids could also see some of that Nazi language and get ideas. Also, think about the dark/white chocolate propaganda! Wise American men sees through it and preserves!
3 hours later 7598301 Anonymous
There has been a sudden rise in German shitposting in the past hour
3 hours later 7598307 Anonymous
>>7598171
Ferrero is an Italian company, actually.
3 hours later 7598308 isac
>>7598281
kinder eggs is banned in the US not greenland
3 hours later 7598329 Anonymous
>>7598308
I just realized it was related to the US after I read the comments. My bad
But you gun laws are quiet liberal compared to ours right?
3 hours later 7598330 Anonymous (dino soap.jpg 300x225 10kB)
We have soap that looks like a dinosaur egg with a little dinosaur inside so fuck you.
pic kinda related
3 hours later 7598344 Anonymous (shock.jpg 412x305 98kB)
>>7598219
> Greenland
3 hours later 7598373 Anonymous
>>7596551
apart from the fact, that bestiality has been outlawed in 2012, the distribution of bestiality was never allowed, only the act itself was permitted
3 hours later 7598375 Anonymous
>>7598330
now childrens choke with soap.
murrica yuo genius
3 hours later 7598377 isac
>>7598329
native people hunt reindeeers, seals, birds, etc
3 hours later 7598379 NationalistischKindje
>>7594445
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YgaGwtImpE
Those reactions, what the fucking fuck!
3 hours later 7598399 Anonymous
>>7598052
By this absurd logic we all live in Singapore-like police states because jaywalking is illegal.
3 hours later 7598410 Anonymous
>>7598377
Are you living at some kind of Artic Army Station?
3 hours later 7598411 Anonymous (Slam of the All-star.jpg 1244x1400 309kB)
>Europeans obsessing over children's candy
more like yurofats, am i rite??
3 hours later 7598422 Anonymous
>>7598330
"How do get kids to actually wash themselves, Johnson?"
"How bout we put a toy inside it so they'll scrub away until their skin bleeds, Johnson?"
"Genius!"
So began the rise of Johnson & Johnson.
3 hours later 7598435 Anonymous (greenland-flag.gif 390x265 6kB)
>>7598308
damn, you live in greenland fuck this, this is now a greenland topic
3 hours later 7598499 isac
>>7598410
>Are you living at some kind of Artic Army Station?
it's not for normal people
3 hours later 7598555 Anonymous (F_Scozzesi.jpg 1629x801 547kB)
>>7598411
For something considered kid's stuff, some of the surprises were unexpectedly manly.
3 hours later 7598575 Anonymous
>>7598411
>Happy Meal
3 hours later 7598600 Anonymous
>>7598499
>it's not for normal people
It isn't Queen Ingrid's Hospital is it?
3 hours later 7598656 isac (dronning_ingrids_hospital.jpg 483x306 56kB)
>>7598600
an public hospital
4 hours later 7599068 Anonymous (muh-kinders.jpg 1065x503 332kB)
Dug up a few of my old kinder toys. That guy with the sword and the prince were always going on adventures when I was a kid.
4 hours later 7599236 Anonymous (muh-felines.jpg 1238x595 459kB)
>>7599068
4 hours later 7599267 Anonymous (flanders.png 442x341 186kB)
I have actually seen them on sale here.
Times times are changing.
4 hours later 7599321 Anonymous (crocs.jpg 1219x697 437kB)
>>7599236
I used to have all of the crocodiles, but these were the only ones I could find. The principal was evil, and was always kidnapping the girl.
4 hours later 7599457 Anonymous (faggots.jpg 1064x627 358kB)
>>7599321
I always thought the sailor hippo was french.
4 hours later 7599503 Anonymous (974332cd-6eb1-e087.jpg 330x302 19kB)
>>7599321
This got me wondering, did any country outside of us ever sell the dioramas where to keep the figurines? For each toy series there was a cardboard one (usually sold as a sort of box for the multi-egg pack) and a plastic one (usually found as a surprise in our easter eggs).
4 hours later 7599507 Anonymous
>>7599267
They probably doesn't include any toy
4 hours later 7599562 Anonymous (cheery-folk.jpg 1014x543 288kB)
>>7599503
THERE WERE DIORAMAS!?
Not in Finland, unfortunately. But it wasn't like they were necessary; imagining the surroundings was pretty easy as a kid.
Where the fuck are all my turtles. I loved the one with the melon and the one still in its egg. Fucking goofy motherfuckers.
4 hours later 7599709 Anonymous
>>7598422
lol
4 hours later 7599718 Anonymous (why boner.jpg 1162x566 365kB)
>>7599562
Last one for nostalgia's sake. That fucking crocodile school girl...
5 hours later 7600288 Anonymous
>>7599718
Thanks for all these, bro. Brings a lot of good memories of more innocent times.
5 hours later 7600672 Anonymous (oh my.jpg 653x638 236kB)
>>7600288
You're welcome, it was fun to dig them up again after all these years.
5 hours later 7600816 Anonymous
Is it to hard for americans kids to just break the chocolate egg are they stupid enough to try to eat the whole egg because that's the only reason I can think of someone choking with kinder eggs.
8 hours later 7603767 Anonymous
>>7600816
Yes.
8 hours later 7603846 Anonymous
>>7600288
>>7600672
>>7599718
>>7599562
>>7599457
>>7599321
>>7599236
>>7599068
Nothing to see here. Just Finland fetishising over kids toys.
8 hours later 7603862 Anonymous
>>7600816
Actually, American law states that the need to take out the plastic from the inside slows the consumption down too much.
8 hours later 7603870 Anonymous
>>7603846
Surprisingly I didn't grow up to be a furfag. Strange, but true.
8 hours later 7603890 Anonymous
you can get kinder products at any Italian/polish deli
>usually broken/old
>Hersey doesn't want competitors in its American market
man reason we dont have Italian awesomeness
9 hours later 7603913 Anonymous
>Muhrika talking trash about other country's food
No, just no.
9 hours later 7603956 Anonymous
Theyre banned because they support evolution
9 hours later 7603996 Anonymous (1356722138315.jpg 512x362 32kB)
>mfw yuropoors get arrested for hurting feelings
9 hours later 7604050 Anonymous (Yuropean.jpg 251x242 9kB)
>>7603996
>mfw yuropoors get arrested for hurting feelings
9 hours later 7604096 Anonymous
>>7603996
>>7603996
and in america you can get sued for emotionally disturbing people
>oh you hit my car?
>I HAVE A LIFELASTING TRAUMA
your legal system is a joke
9 hours later 7604113 Anonymous
>>7604096
Let's agree that both is bullshit.
9 hours later 7604125 Anonymous
So a fucking candy is banned in America, but guns are fair game? Kid's killed in sandy hook > Kids who have died choaking on a kinder egg in history
9 hours later 7604136 Anonymous
>>7604125
Fuck off Jap.
9 hours later 7604149 Anonymous
>>7598219
We can allow as many laws as we want, but you cannot take rights away. The rights were instituted for good reason. For example, we're more like to ban cars and horse riding than arms.
How would you like it if I didn't respect your countries constitution?
Case closed.
9 hours later 7604176 Anonymous
Germany talking about censorship and banning things?
Oh boy, here we go
http://chanarchive.org remove this space /4chan/v/5382/german-video-game-censorship
Prepare to laugh at Germany
9 hours later 7604189 Anonymous
>>7604136
Someone didn't have there marijuana today
9 hours later 7604199 Anonymous
>>7604125
fun fact: only brit kids have choked on the candy
9 hours later 7604225 Anonymous
>>7604096
and then he takes you to court.
He has to give evidence that he has this trauma.
If no evidence, case fizzles. You can counter sue his ass since you have the evidence/he doesn't have the evidence to justify the first case.
Yeah, legal system works fine.
Fucker wants to randomly sue me I'm going to own his house.
9 hours later 7604237 Anonymous (1351159236940.jpg 300x300 27kB)
>>7596987
9 hours later 7604265 Anonymous
>>7604225
And then you're broke from legal fees.
9 hours later 7604309 Anonymous
>>7604265
Lawyer/Court fees are covered in lawsuits
9 hours later 7604310 Anonymous
>>7604189
How about you learn English you fucking anus-kamikaze pilot.
9 hours later 7604646 Anonymous
>>7604310
Anus damage approaching critical mass!
10 hours later 7604840 Anonymous
>>7604125
Got a problem with Marijuana you fucking gook?
10 hours later 7604930 Anonymous
What are you mad about now, DeMarcus?
10 hours later 7604945 Anonymous
>>7604189
What is it with Japanese people hating pot?
For a country with vending machines that dispense shitty underwear you guys are awfully close minded.
10 hours later 7604960 Anonymous
>>7604945
Grade A post right there, Ameribro.
10 hours later 7604968 Anonymous
>>7604945
Don't hate it, I was just pointing out a stereotype, American't. Smoked loads of marijuana on vacation in australia
10 hours later 7605012 Anonymous (oj-simpson-glove1.jpg 300x300 24kB)
>>7604225
Yeah, sure it works fine.
10 hours later 7605026 Anonymous
>>7604968
>>7604945
>>7604310
Okay. Nihhon, 'murika, and the Net- I mean Holland, STOP ARGUING RIGHT NOW!
10 hours later 7605030 Anonymous
>>7605012
>dat swag
He faught the law and the OJ won.
10 hours later 7605042 Anonymous
>>7605026
No one is arguing, just a simple discussion.
Have you had your Prozac today sir?
13 hours later 7606648 Anonymous
>>7604309
For the winner.
13 hours later 7606957 Anonymous
>>7598028
>Argentinian
>buying
Verry funny, darkie.
(this instedz)
13 hours later 7607134 Anonymous (capsule.jpg 500x375 120kB)
Did yuropoors actually play with these things? I remember eating the eggs, fucking around with the toy for a minute, throwing it out, and then playing with the little plastic capsule. How do you play with a shitty little figurine? The ones you could assemble were cool though.
14 hours later 7607661 Anonymous
>>7607134
You don't play with the figurine you collect these (unless you're like five, but then again you could play with a dead rat).
A dude I know used them as warhammer minis xD
14 hours later 7607732 Anonymous
>>7607134
No, just the capsule (filling it with something that'd expand n a gooey manner or just black powder)
14 hours later 7607759 Anonymous
>>7607134
The only good toys were the ones that acquired assembly
15 hours later 7607882 Anonymous
>>7607732
>filling it with something that'd expand
Haha, I used to do that in primary school with baking powder.
Once I threw it on the floor in front of this retard who tried to pick it up and it exploded right in his face
15 hours later 7607921 Anonymous
>>7607759
Seconded. Fuck those figurines.
15 hours later 7608103 Anonymous
>>7607882
hahahaha good ol'days
anyone was mixing saltpeter and sugar, and ignited it in the capsule?
16 hours later 7608700 Anonymous
>>7607921
>>7607759
The ones that had to be assembled always annoyed me with their lack of quality.
Each to their own, I suppose.
The absolute worst surprises are those that are neither. Like the tiny jigsaw puzzles that are fun only once. How do you play with a jigsaw puzzle that tiny?
Going to buy some Kinder eggs today thanks to this thread.
16 hours later 7608737 Anonymous
>>7594314
Those two fuckers could take out a whole middle school class... oh wait
16 hours later 7608746 Anonymous
>>7598007
You from Chicago??
16 hours later 7608824 Anonymous (1340453996474.gif 300x301 1831kB)
>>7598007
http://news.nationalpost.com/2012/07/18/tourists-detained-on -way-home-from-vancouver-after-discovering-kinder-surprise-e ggs-are-illegal-in-u-s/
21 hours later 7612561 Anonymous
>>7595945
>tfw you got a statue like thing instead of a toy
21 hours later 7612672 Anonymous
>>7612561
The toys sucked ass, these collectables were the shit.
21 hours later 7612821 Anonymous
>>7612561
>>7612672
But, we can all agree that the mini-puzzles were the worst thing you could get, right?
21 hours later 7612856 Anonymous
goddamn, i always hated those whole statues
but i loved the toys that required assembly, especially if there were lots of moving parts
24 hours later 7616250 Anonymous
I'll rather have a gun than an expensive toy.
28 hours later 7620402 Anonymous
>>7616250
>implying kinders are expensive
28 hours later 7620628 Anonymous
>>7612856
or stickers
28 hours later 7620659 Anonymous
>crazed gunman kills 20 children
WE NEED MORE GUNS TO PROTECT THE CHILDREN
>children might choke on a little toy in a piece of chocolate
HOLY SHIT BAN THIS SHIT NOW TO PROTECT OUR CHILDREN
I'll seriously never understand American culture
28 hours later 7620797 Anonymous
>>7620659
Most Americans have probably never heard of Kinder Eggs, hating them is hardly part of our culture
28 hours later 7620809 Anonymous
hey greenland, which part of greenland are you in?
28 hours later 7620836 Anonymous
>>7620659
I'm surprised EU hasn't banned them. I thought they liked that sort of idiotic legislation.
28 hours later 7620860 Anonymous
>>7620836
they're too damn delicious to be banned
28 hours later 7620894 Anonymous
>>7620659
Kind of like you yourpoors banning freedom of speech because some kid's feelings might get hurt
28 hours later 7620922 Anonymous
>>7620894
>mfw fox news
28 hours later 7620949 Anonymous
>>7620922
What about fox news?
>mfw your unemployment rate
28 hours later 7620990 Anonymous
>>7620922
>Italy rules 'no balls' insult for men is a crime
http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5iaoDNhjew eIP-HvphmTYjZ34MhlA?docId=CNG.d0180266d08c954dee7d03db1bb31d d3.641
28 hours later 7621001 Anonymous
Nobody in america even cares about kinder eggs.
we get the other kinder products which are better anyway. more chocolate in them than in the fucking eggs
28 hours later 7621035 Anonymous
>>7620949
fox news makes fallacious news reports denigrating black people without talking about real problems or or reporting the news favoring the richest people like lobbyes and similar shit
28 hours later 7621075 Anonymous
>>7620990
>implying americans don't call cops for every single bullshit
29 hours later 7621738 Anonymous
>>7594314
Its because american children are too lazy, fat and retarded to read and acknowledge that there is a non-edible object inside of their food, and proceed to chuck it to the back of their throat and swallow it whole (without even taking the foil off).
29 hours later 7622157 Anonymous
>>7595945
I think I still have their houses.
29 hours later 7622233 Anonymous
>this is the best yuropoors can do to make fun of America
29 hours later 7622431 Anonymous (uovopasquakinder.jpg 258x548 48kB)
>>7620860
I'm waiting for Easter
30 hours later 7622538 Anonymous
>>7622233
>Implying it's not hilarious
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