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2013-01-01 08:44 7548291 Anonymous (areyoueventrying[1].jpg 1940x953 311kB)
Why aren't you plebs living in Australia yet?

2 min later 7548318 Anonymous
Bumpan

4 min later 7548344 Anonymous
Because Hitler and Fritzl.

4 min later 7548351 Anonymous
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EFwF4yqL_A

4 min later 7548356 Anonymous
>>7548344 Good point.

6 min later 7548376 Anonymous
>>7548351 I find this vid a lot more entertaining. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8oLu7znwQ0

8 min later 7548395 Anonymous (fuck assyria.jpg 575x766 125kB)
welcome to Straya cunts.

52 min later 7548772 Anonymous
because i dont want to pay 100$ for a video game.

53 min later 7548782 Anonymous
>>7548772 >implying they're not $60 online

54 min later 7548788 Anonymous
because i dont want to pay $10 for milk $200 on groceries live with spiders and snakes and i actually like my internet speed to be faster than 56k

55 min later 7548794 Anonymous
>>7548788 Wish it wasn't true.

1 hours later 7548832 Anonymous
>>7548794 Wut? Milk is $2 for 2L and I spend $50pw on groceries.

1 hours later 7548833 Anonymous
>>7548291 Because I live in New Zealand

1 hours later 7548837 Anonymous
because spiders, no small boobs, wonky seasons, and awkward timezones

1 hours later 7548843 Anonymous
>>7548837 >no small boobs Never understood this one.

1 hours later 7548889 Anonymous
>>7548843 Didn't the Australian government ban the portrayal of women with anything smaller than a c-cup in adult films?

1 hours later 7548909 Anonymous
>>7548889 Anything smaller than a J-cup

1 hours later 7548910 Anonymous
>>7548889 Did they? lel, I don't know. It was never in the news here that I know of. Do we even produce professional pornography anyway?

1 hours later 7548940 Anonymous
>>7548910 underage b&

1 hours later 7548943 Anonymous (k894379182.jpg 288x288 14kB)
>>7548788 >$200 on groceries that's a pretty decent grocery bill, and minimum wage is $650 a week >i actually like my internet speed to be faster than 56k fibre optic cable is being rolled out to almost every home in the country as we speak >live with spiders and snakes see pic

1 hours later 7548948 Anonymous
>>7548940 What? I've heard it on 4chan for the last couple of years, but have never seen anything more than news about 'rumours' or 'proposals' from online sources. Never saw anything about it in newspapers, etc.

1 hours later 7548961 Anonymous
>>7548291 Snakes & spiders.

1 hours later 7548973 Anonymous
I cannot roll in the snow or dive into a lake after sauna in Australia.

1 hours later 7548978 Anonymous
>>7548973 >roll in the snow Do you really do that? Barbarians.

1 hours later 7548983 Anonymous
I can't wait when we can terraform australia

1 hours later 7548985 Anonymous
video games are like 200 bucks

1 hours later 7548996 Anonymous
>>7548978 Feels good man.

1 hours later 7548999 Anonymous
>>7548983 Same, but I think it will take more than just water. The ground out there is red sand, it will never be as productive as regular soil unless topsoil is driven in by the gigatonne. >>7548985 Scrotip: buy them off online download sites and give a US address, I hear it works. Personally I just pirate everything because they aren't getting any money from me when they price gouge like that.

1 hours later 7549001 Anonymous
>>7548999 *buy them from

1 hours later 7549006 Anonymous
>Why aren't you living in Australia yet ? I'm fed up of colonizing every thing I see.

1 hours later 7549015 Anonymous
Because insects give me the heeby geebies.

1 hours later 7549025 Anonymous
>>7548973 >>7548978 >>7548996 Russian living in Straya here. > roll in the snow or dive into a lake after sauna it is the only thing I miss. feels bad man...

1 hours later 7549027 Anonymous
>>7548999 Alternatively, just use steam and Ozgameshop.com, no pirating required. Just don't buy from JB, Hervey Normal, or EB games.

1 hours later 7549030 Anonymous
HAPPY 112TH BIRTHDAY OZ

1 hours later 7549040 Anonymous
>>7549025 Interesting. What city do you live in, out of interest? Also what made you move to here?

1 hours later 7549050 Anonymous
>>7549027 >Bioshock Infinite pre-order >$60 Still smells like gouging to me.

1 hours later 7549051 Anonymous
>>7548999 we already make so much food we export 2/3 of it. and unlike every other nation on the planet (excluding NZ) we have virtually no agricultural subsidies or trade protection

1 hours later 7549056 Anonymous
>>7549050 Oh, wait, that was 360. $46 for PC isn't too bad, I retract that statement.

1 hours later 7549057 Anonymous
>>7549050 Well, I don't really buy xbox games anymore, but it's seems cheaper than what the brick and mortar chaps offer. From what I can remember, at least

1 hours later 7549106 Anonymous
i pre-ordered company of heroes 2 for like 40 bucks on some key site ftw i mean even when steam ups the prices a bit in the australian store it isn't hiked by much

1 hours later 7549162 Anonymous
>>7549106 I absolutely love COH but I'm completely shit at it. I can't even complete the mission where you rescue Dog Company from the barn. I rescue them then I'm forever on the back foot as the Panzers wear me down.

1 hours later 7549191 Anonymous
because i cannot banter my americanbros when it comes to gaming and i'm also a nba fan so i can't seem to watch them live because of timezones

2 hours later 7549218 LTU
>>7548376 Proper 'straya cunts fighting right there m8

2 hours later 7549230 ModernOrthodoxJew
I don't want to die or be disfigured from the native animals. No offense, but there's some spooky shit in Australia. You might have a high HDI, but I don't want to have to learn animal speak like Tarzan just to survive.

2 hours later 7549245 Anonymous
>>7549230 You know you can live in town, right? I can never tell whether people actually believe this stuff or whether it's a joke. Guess I should get off the internet for a bit.

2 hours later 7549247 Anonymous (1356601557119.jpg 1200x4500 472kB)


2 hours later 7549252 Anonymous
>>7548948 That's cause it's not true. It's like how they say loli is illegal in Australia. This one is slightly correct as it's banned in NSW, but not true for Australia

2 hours later 7549264 ModernOrthodoxJew
>>7549245 As if that'll help any. The second I turn on the faucet to get some water to drink (probably filled with spider eggs), a crocodile will come out and bite my arm off. I am not prepared for that.

2 hours later 7549265 Anonymous
>>7549252 Loli is banned in NSW? Far out, I thought they were the second least conservative state after Vic.

2 hours later 7549275 Anonymous
>>7549264 The eggs you really want to watch out for are crocodile eggs. I tell you, there's nothing scarier than finding one of those in your toilet.

2 hours later 7549283 Anonymous
>>7549264 Tap water is good over here man. Much better than the shit you have in the US >>7549265 NSW is a joke. Some judge said it didn't matter that it was simpsons porn that didn't look like people, just the fact that it was meant to be people was enough to convict the poor bastard Masterrace reporting in: >>7549221

2 hours later 7549293 ModernOrthodoxJew
>>7549275 Now that's Man vs. Wild.

2 hours later 7549307 ModernOrthodoxJew
>>7549283 >you have in the US I can't speak for all the US, but in the mountain range of Virginia it's pretty clean.

2 hours later 7549383 Anonymous
>>7549307 Melbourne water is amongst some of the best water you'll ever drink.

2 hours later 7549398 Anonymous
>>7549383 Not in my flat it isn't. I think that is to do with the pipes in this block; it tastes metallic.

2 hours later 7549419 Anonymous
Heh, remember when Brisbane was flooding, Victoria burning, a hurricane off northern WA and a small earthquake somewhere I forgot all within 6 months of each other?

2 hours later 7549421 Anonymous (800px-3345_Bark_Spider_Exo.jpg 800x534 67kB)
Darwin's bark spider tyres when Straya? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darwin's_bark_spider >Its silk is the toughest biological material ever studied, over ten times tougher than a similarly-sized piece of Kevlar. The average toughness of the fibres is 350 MJ/m3, and some are up to 520 MJ/m3

2 hours later 7549433 Anonymous
>>7549398 Probably is just your flat. I know for a fact that the water tastes nicer than the rest of the east coast. Queensland didn't even have fluoride until recently.

2 hours later 7549453 Anonymous
>>7549433 Fluoride makes the water nicer? I thought that was purely dental related. Sunshine Coast reporting in, our water is a comfortable 'mediocre'

2 hours later 7549468 Anonymous
>>7549453 I think he just used it to indicate that your government didn't know how to provide decent water in general Almost throw up every time I have to visit Qld. It's like drinking mud

2 hours later 7549497 Anonymous
>>7549468 Indeed. A large amount of 'govment gonna poisen us' hype, if I remember correctly.

3 hours later 7549753 Anonymous
>>7549265 Loli is banned on a Federal level.

3 hours later 7549762 Anonymous
>>7549753 My understanding is that the judgment was made by a NSW court and is only applicable in NSW

3 hours later 7549778 Anonymous
>>7549762 Regardless, say you're trying to Import something offending, it's going to go through Customs in NSW anyway.

3 hours later 7549783 Anonymous
>>7549778 Nope

3 hours later 7549815 Anonymous
>>7549778 >it's going to go through Customs in NSW anyway Where did you get that idea?

3 hours later 7549822 Anonymous
>>7549778 >implying I live in that shit hole >implying I'd import it instead of view online

3 hours later 7549832 Anonymous
>>7549822 What about stuff that never gets scanned?

3 hours later 7549833 Anonymous
>>7549815 The fact that every time i've imported something it's gone through customs in NSW. I live in WA, it fucking sucks, takes ages to get here.

3 hours later 7549840 Anonymous
>>7549833 Lol Everything I import goes through Freo

3 hours later 7549844 Anonymous
>>7549833 Weird. Shouldn't yours all go through Fremantle? Mine all comes through Melbourne.

3 hours later 7549862 Anonymous (Banana.jpg 500x312 39kB)
>>7549844 >>7549840 >Mfw generally waiting 5-6 weeks for shit to get here from Amazon

3 hours later 7549869 Anonymous
>>7549844 >>7549833 Some exporters will only have one distribution centre in Australia which would be in Sydney. So everything they export to Australia would be sent to Sydney first and then to where it has to go.

3 hours later 7549906 Anonymous (1330102892993.jpg 399x323 119kB)
>>7549869 >There will never be Amazon.com.au

3 hours later 7549909 Anonymous
>>7549218 why dont u join em? our state of Perth reckons they can employ all of Ireland's unemployed

3 hours later 7549929 Anonymous
>>7549191 >because i cannot banter my americanbros when it comes to gaming explain this. i game with heaps of americans; in RTS there is never a problem and in quite a few FPS you can play fine (bf3, csgo, chivalry etc... i think these have client side hit detection or soemthing)

3 hours later 7549934 Anonymous
>>7549909 >Perth >State Only if had glorious Westralian independence

3 hours later 7549939 Anonymous
>>7549906 I don't think it's possible to purchase electronic games from there, either. No shipping required and they still act like silly dickheads

3 hours later 7549952 Anonymous (1343975317667.jpg 430x279 97kB)
>>7549929 >Trying to play BF3 TDM with 300 Ping I just completely gave up playing on American servers. It was made even worse by the fact i have a massive hard on for Boly Actions and actually needed a moment to aim.

3 hours later 7549957 Anonymous
>>7549934 Yeah no, that'd never happen. It'd look fugly on a map.

3 hours later 7549968 NorthQLD4Lyfe FUKDASOUTH
>>7549468 >>7549497 QLD gets a special flouride designed to keep Queenslanders docile. Why do you think we still hang around and take your shit?

3 hours later 7549976 Anonymous
>>7549968 Because they haven't tried to force a republic yet?

3 hours later 7549982 Anonymous
>>7549952 Christ I love trying to do this, even when I get shitty scores, it's so damned fun when I do kill with it. You mean with no scopes, right? >>7549968 What about all those years when we didn't have flouride in the water and we still hung around and took their shit?

3 hours later 7549991 NorthQLD4Lyfe FUKDASOUTH
>>7549952 dude, as I said, client-side hit detection. Australians have a fucking advantage on U.S servers in bf3; i ain't even joking. you can run around with an m16a3 and pwn every cunt

3 hours later 7549998 Anonymous
>>7549982 I use a Holo sight. It's fucking amazing once you get the hang of it, i usually get MVP.

3 hours later 7550013 Anonymous
>>7549998 Indeed!, What rifle do you prefer, out of interest?

3 hours later 7550020 Anonymous
>>7549991 No, you just play with baddies using overpowered guns. Client Side hit detection works both ways, people who are behind corners can kill you before you see them too, because there's a delay for you when they pop out too.

3 hours later 7550039 Anonymous
>>7550013 M98B, M40A5 and L96, depending on the map.

3 hours later 7550114 Anonymous
>>7548291 Because Australia is Britains retirement home and I am way too young for that.

3 hours later 7550120 Anonymous
feaking sharks with lasers!

4 hours later 7550279 NorthQLD4Lyfe FUKDASOUTH
>>7549982 we were just beginning to detach ourselves from the Matrix when they began spiking the water. it's ok though Katter is hard at work on a cure

4 hours later 7550336 NorthQLD4Lyfe FUKDASOUTH
>>7550020 no, the times i've played on US servers I've mostly been playing on teamspeak with american friends (against them usually), most of whom are quite good (many used to do very well in bf2 ranked scrims n shit) and yes the A3 is the best gun; why would i use anything else? I put IR scope on it too #yolo #swag

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